Poll: From A&EShipping to ZzzzzzShipping: NeoRocket wins N. I still haven't done L yet, whoops. I'll get to it. In the meantime, vote for O Vote Now!
Author has written 62 stories for Pokémon, Criminal Minds, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Two and a Half Men, Family Guy, Law and Order: SVU, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, Ib, Misc. Tv Shows, Web Shows, and Afterschool Charisma/放課後のカリスマ.
My Avatar: Frisk and Chara from Undertale
Hello! You can call me Midori. I love anime, manga, video games, Pokémon and comedians. I like to think of myself as someone who is willing to write fanfiction about just about anything, and I like to delve into things that either haven't been done before or have but either haven't been updated in awhile or haven't broadened their fanbase. Which is why half of my Pokémon fanfiction exists, haha. But I like writing about my favorite pairings, things that make people laugh, or trying my hand at horror. Welp, that's about it! Now, get to reading!
I has a Tumblr! Which is important to know because I'm on there all the time. Mostly 70% Dangan Ronpa/Pokémon/Puella Magi Madoka Magica/Undertale/Kingdom Hearts/Detective Conan/other anime, 25% Fake News/@midnight, 5% other stuff
UPDATE: January 13, 2016 - Ugh, there is literally no excuse. I haven't had much of an interest in writing fanfics in awhile. Hell, I haven't even read any myself in so long (I'm mostly just on Tumblr and Youtube nowadays and reading horror manga other times). But I look back at all of my fanfics and my reviews and realize that I really used to love doing this. The Pokemon fandom is a mess if you ask me, and now that I'm older I want to finally work on my own novel. But I haven't given up on fanfiction forever. I really would like to come back when I get my ass in gear because writing is a lot of fun. I've become interested in new fandoms (the ones listed above next to my Tumblr info), but Pokemon is still something I'll always love. I'm constantly bored and have a lot of free time (I should be getting a job soon and should be busy in due time), but I will probably come back to this when I decide to look over my old work and get back into the swing of things. Thanks for the patience. And definitely check out my Tumblr because I am literally on there all the time. Just in case the link doesn't work, my URL is chrisnerdwick.
June 20, 2014 - Yeah, it's been awhile. Welp, I wound up in the hospital last year for mental issues, then I just got distracted by Tumblr. But this year has been a disaster. My laptop died for good, but then I was diagnosed with breast cancer. At age twenty. So yeah, it's been awful, but I'm trying to make the best of it. Meanwhile, I've been wanting to get back into fanfiction for awhile and while it's been years since I've updated anything, I do wish to continue most of my older work. Not sure what all I will get around to immediately or whatever, but just be on the lookout for updates, and sorry for the ridiculously long delay.
March 30, 2013 - I have literally spent the past several days re-reading ALL of my fanfiction (to which I'm still not done because 500,000 words is literally, like, three Harry Potter books' worth), revising for spelling errors and such. I've already revised most of my one-shots and several of my other stories.
As for Pokémon Question and Answer Segment, I have completely reworked the story to make it easier to upload chapters. So, if you notice the changes, that's why. The only problem is that I lost the flashdrive that all the answered questions I had were on. So this story is on hiatus until I can either find the flashdrive or redo all of the chapters.
What you may care to know about Midori!
Name: ...We'll just go with Midori
Birthday: August 9
Favorite color: Green! Hence midori (Japanese for green)
Favorite pairing: Definitely Colbert/Stewart, my OTP!
Favorite Pokémon game: Probably HeartGold. I loved Crystal, but the remakes were awesome! I miss Kris... ;_;
Favorite Pokémon character: Oh boy... Um, probably Barry/Pearl, Cilan or Wally
Favorite manga: Detective Conan/Case Closed
Favorite anime: Honestly, probably a tie between CardCaptor Sakura and Puella Magi Madoka Magica.
The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand
Try again, fail again. Fail better. - Samuel Beckett
Someone once said that love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to. - Unknown
The great tragedy is not death, but what dies inside of you while you are living. - Unknown
PLEASE READ: I know I should put this in the Pokémon pairings section, but I'm putting it up here because I seriously want people to read this. For some reason, this seriously bothers me so I hope people notice. OldRivalShippping is not Gary x Leaf, okay? OldRivalShipping is Green x Blue from Pokémon Special. Gary x Leaf is LeafGreenShipping, and just for anyone who wants to know, Game!Green x Leaf is ConflictingShipping and PokéSpe!Green x Leaf is MidoriShipping. The thing about Gary and Leaf is that they are characters from two different canons, so people decided to take the Shipping name for Blue and Green and tack it on to Gary and Leaf since the pairing is actually kinda odd in the Shipping verse. I don't want to sound like I'm caddy about this, but it really bothers me. So I hope people take note of this. Thank you.
Status of my FanFiction:
Warm my Heart - Ash x Cilan - Romance/Friendship - Two chapters
Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Friends - Sayaka & Hitomi - Tragedy - One-shot
Melancholy (Ib All Alone) - Ib - Tragedy - One-shot
Outcast - Shiro & Hitler - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - One-shot
The Only Human I Hate - Izaya x Shizuo - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - One-shot
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
The Feelings of Itsuki Koizumi - Kyon x Koizumi - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Six chapters
Hetalia: Axis Powers
Under the Umbrella with You - America x England - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Three chapters
Rhode Island on Love - Stewie x Brian - Parody/Romance - One-shot
Two and a Half Men
No One Can Replace You - Alan & Charlie - Family/Hurt/Comfort - One-shot
Law and Order: SVU
She Didn't Realize it Was Cold Today - Benson x Stabler - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - One-shot
Elementary Love - Reid x Hotch - Romance/Drama - Seven chapters
Misc. TV Shows (The Daily Show/The Colbert Report)
Mirror - Colbert x "Colbert" - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - One-shot
Misc. TV Shows (Key & Peele)
Best Friends? - Keegan x Jordan - Romance/Friendship - One-shot
Stories in progress:
Pokémon on Facebook? - Ash (& every other character in any Pokémon canon) - Humor/Friendship - Chapter Sixteen on hiatus until revisions of previous chapters are complete (unlimited chapters planned)
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
The Delinquent Transformation of Yuki Nagato - Yuki & Kyon - Drama - On hiatus (? chapters planned)
Hetalia: Axis Powers
Do You Really Know the 50 States? - State OCs - Friendship/Humor - Chapter Thirteen in progress (52 chapters planned)
100 Ways to Get to Know You - Reid x Hotch - Romance - Chapter Nineteen in progress (100 chapters planned)
Misc. TV Shows (The Daily Show/The Colbert Report)
Stephen, I Heard What You Said Last Night - Colbert - Humor/Friendship - Chapter Seven in progress (unlimited chapters planned)
The Life and Times of My Best Friend the YouTuber - (Elliott Morgan, Kassem Gharaibeh & Dezmond Castner) - Humor/Friendship - Chapter Three in progress (? chapters planned)
Ideas for other Fanfiction in the future:
Bizarre Adventure Beyond the Pokémon World - Pokémon (Semi-Crossover with many different anime/manga/video games) - Ash - Adventure - This is the most bizarre story plot I could come up with, but here goes... A disturbance causes Palkia to distort space, creating dimensional portals and sucking all of Ash's friends into them, transporting them into different worlds! Now it's up to Ash to venture through the dimensions and save them. But who knew that there were worlds out there so much more dangerous than the Pokémon world? Includes anime, manga and possibly game canon.
Favorite Pokémon characters, Pokémon and Shippings:
Characters: Ash, Misty, May, Cilan, Barry, Sabrina, Marley, Yellow, Blue, Wally, Pearl, Shauntal, Aaron, Cynthia, Elesa, Grimsley, Caitlin, Looker, Lt. Surge, Bill, Prof. Oak, Mitsumi, Tracey, Hilda, Eusine, Giovanni, Thorton, Lyra, Kris, Skyla, Winona, Iris, Roxie, Serena, Shauna, Zinnia, Lisia
Pokémon: Absol (favorite Pokémon!), Gothitelle (second favorite), Dragonair (third favorite), Misdreaveus, Charizard, Vaporeon, Flareon, Espeon, Umbreon, Glaceon, Haunter, Gengar, Alakazam, Porygon, Scyther, Scizor, Electabuzz, Mew, Typhlosion, Ampharos, Kingdra, Hydreigon, Houndoom, Suicune, Ho-Oh, Celebi, Sableye, Mawile, Blaziken, Gardevoir, Gallade, Riolu, Lucario, Roselia, Flygon, Jirachi, Altaria, Zangoose, Milotic, Tropius, Froslass, Empoleon, Shaymin, Mismagius, Dialga, Giratina, Manaphy, Darkrai, Reshiram, Pansage, Simisage, Lilligant, Zorua, Zoroark, Gothita, Gothorita, Reuniclus, Chandelure, Axew, Pawniard, Bisharp, Braviary, Braixen, Sylveon
My favorite Pokémon pairings:
CaféMochaShipping - Ash x Cilan
Games (Main Series)
ClingyShipping - Lucas x Barry
Manga (Special/Adventures / How I Became a Pokémon Card / Phantom Thief Pokémon 7)
AbsurdistShipping - Pearl x Diamond
Pokemon ships I named:
AimForChampionShipping - Cheren x Red (Special)
Pokemon ships named after my fanfiction:
BirthdayMurderShipping - Silver (Special), Blue, Articuno x Ditto
Favorite characters and pairings from stories I've written fanfiction for:
The Daily Show/The Colbert Report
People: Stephen Colbert, "Stephen Colbert", Jon Stewart, John Oliver, Jason Jones, Mo Rocca, Rob Corddry, Samantha Bee, Jessica Williams, Wyatt Cenac, Aasif Mandvi, Demetri Martin, Al Madrigal, Ed Helms, Steve Carell
Pairings: Stephen x Jon (My OTP), "Stephen" x Jon, Stephen x "Stephen", "Stephen" x John, Jon x John, Stephen x Mo, John x Demetri
Hetalia Axis Powers:
Characters: America, Japan, England, Germany, N. Italy, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Poland
Pairings: America x England, N. Italy (Veneziano) x Germany, Lithuania x Poland, Switzerland x Liechtenstein, America x Japan, England x Japan
Characters: Ib, Garry, Mary
Pairings: Ib x Mary, Ib x Garry, Garry x Mary
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya:
Characters: Yuki, Koizumi, Kyon, Haruhi, Mikuru
Pairings: Kyon x Koizumi, Kyon x Yuki
Puella Magi Madoka Magica:
Characters: Madoka, Homura/Moemura, Sayaka, Mami, Kyoko, Nagisa
Pairings: Madoka x Mami, Madoka x Sayaka, Sayaka x Mami, Madoka x Moemura, Homura x Kyoko
Characters: Reid, Garcia, Hotch, Morgan, JJ, Prentiss, Rossi
Pairings: Hotch x Reid, Hotch x Garcia, Prentiss x JJ, Morgan x Prentiss, Morgan x Garcia
Characters: Mikado, Anri, Shizuo, Celty
Pairings: Mikado x Anri, Shizuo x Celty
Characters: Shiro, Nightingale, Napoleon, Freud, Hitler
Pairings: Shiro x Hitler
Characters: Sakura, Tomoyo, Yukito, The Mirror
Pairings: Sakura x Yukito, Sakura x Tomoyo
Law and Order: SVU:
Characters: Stabler, Benson, Munch, Tutuola, Cragen
Pairings: Stabler x Benson
Other favorite characters and pairings (there's a bunch more, but it would take up way too much of my profile):
Detective Conan: Conan/Shinichi, Kogoro, Ai/Shiho, Masumi, Jodie, Heiji, Takagi
Dangan Ronpa/Super Dangan Ronpa 2/Dangan Ronpa Kirigiri/Dangan Ronpa Another Episode: Kyoko, Touko, Genocider, Sayaka, Celestia, Junko, Mukuro, Chihiro, Chiaki, Mikan, Sonia, Ibuki, Peko, Hajime, Kazuichi, Yui, Komaru, Kotoko
Undertale: Frisk, Napstablook, Sans, Chara, Asriel, Undyne, Papyrus
Kingdom Hearts: Aqua, Kairi, Namine, Xion, Axel, Sora, Demyx, King Mickey, Goofy
Akuma no Riddle: Tokaku, Haru, Nio, Haruki, Isuke, Mahiru
Sailor Moon: Ami/Mercury, Rei/Mars, Makoto/Jupiter, Hotaru/Saturn, Setsuna/Pluto, Michiru/Neptune
Shugo Chara!: Amu, Tadase, Nagihiko/Nadeshiko, Kukai, Rima, Kairi, Miki
Doctor Who: Eleven, Ten, Nine, Donna, Martha
Makoto x Mukuro - Dangan Ronpa
Conan/Shinichi x Ai/Shiho - Detective Conan
Sora x Kairi - Kingdom Hearts
Yami x Yugi (PuzzleShipping) - Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sonic x Tails - Sonic the Hedgehog
Shinji x Rei (Preferred over Asuka) - Neon Genesis Evangelion
Lupin x Zenigata - Lupin III
Amu x Tadase (I don't like Amuto!) - Shugo Chara!
Ten x Eleven - Doctor Who
100 Themes, 100 Shippings
1. Introduction - Visor
The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction
1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.
2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.
3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.
4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.
5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.
6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.
7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.
8. Thou shalt not use , ;, or >:( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.
9. Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!
10. Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.
11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.
12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.
13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.
14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.
15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.
16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).
17. Thou shalt show and not tell.
18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.
19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.
20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.
21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.
22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.
23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.
24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.
25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.
26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.
27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.