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Author has written 1 story for Sonic the Hedgehog.

Hi...I don't have much to say here. I'm an author. I like to write things just to express ideas I don't want to forget. I'm not a pro or anything, but I do...Almost my best? Meh, whatever. You're reading this, and I suppose that's nice of you, but it isn't required. My favorite fandom is Sonic the Hedgehog, so you'll most likely see more of those out of me.

I'm a college student. I graduated high-school recently, so yay me. I'll be busy with, ya know, life, so updating won't be as common as I'd like it to be, but as I've said, I'll do kinda my best.

I do hope you'll enjoy my stories and whatnot.

Friends are nice, yes? I enjoy friends, especially internet friends. (Because I'm too lazy to leave home) Would you like to become one of my internet friends? Simply PM me your name, phone number, address, social security number, and I'll tell you why you're a moron! But, seriously, PM if you want to become friends on things like Skype, Facebook, Kik, Oovoo, or anything else that has an instant message, because let's face it, messaging on here isn't as awesome. And I crave awesome.

So, I took this test to see what kind of character I'd be in an rpg like D&D. He's my stats!

Take the test yourself!

True Neutral Human Bard/Sorcerer (1st/1st Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 11
Dexterity- 18
Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 13
Wisdom- 17
Charisma- 13

Alignment:
True Neutral- A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a dangerous alignment when it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Primary Class:
Bards- Bards often serve as negotiators, messengers, scouts, and spies. They love to accompany heroes (and villains) to witness heroic (or villainous) deeds firsthand, since a bard who can tell a story from personal experience earns renown among his fellows. A bard casts arcane spells without any advance preparation, much like a sorcerer. Bards also share some specialized skills with rogues, and their knowledge of item lore is nearly unmatched. A high Charisma score allows a bard to cast high-level spells.

Secondary Class:
Sorcerers- Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.

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xXBleach ScandalsXx by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
What if Bleach IS just a show? So what goes on behind the scenes anyways? Scandalously funny
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 137 - Words: 93,853 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Ichigo K.
Prison Island Break: Season Two by Breech Loader reviews
The OFFICIAL continuation of Prison Island Break. Sonic still wants to break out of Prison Island Penitentiary with his buddies, but things are getting horribly complicated. Shadow finds himself losing his inner monster, and Silver needs to get a lot stronger. Tension within the team rises and survival is no longer a given. Abuse, M/F, M/M, N/C, Tort, Slave, Violence, Death.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 72 - Words: 258,040 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Sonic, Shadow, Silver, Scourge
White by Millie M. Banshee reviews
At age 9 Ichigo is put into a mental hospital after he keeps seeing people that aren't there. At age 23 he's still in the hospital using his abilities to scare the staff & to entertain himself. But when the hospital comes under a spiritual attack it's up to Ichigo & a few friends to save everyone in the hospital along with fighting off his inner demon. Dark themes. Rated T for now.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,374 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
No regrets by Reira-Layla reviews
Luffy and Sabo were about to pay their respects to Ace and suddenly the Pirate King Monkey D. Luffy finds himself back at the Sunny... days prior to the crew's second encounter with Bartholomew Kuma. What does this mean? Why has he gone back? And why does he has the memories of those twelve years afterwards? Time-skip verse. No pairings. AU. Nakamaship.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,056 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Straw Hats P.
Sonic Crossover by Super Shadowsonic reviews
It isn't your conventional crossover, but Sonic is anything but himself. Sonic is offered a job to be King of the Universe! But first his mysterious employer must test him. He journeys to different worlds to fight off evils that may threaten the Multi-Verse. Making new friends, and enemies all while saving the day. See the rise of the best super sonic hero in the universe.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Sonic
Kill the Rabbit by Mountain97 reviews
Ace, one of the newest members of 2nd division, has been a Whitebeard Pirate for about a year. For him, having a place to call home where people love him is a semi-new experience and he savors every minute of it. But one of Whitebeard's allies knows Ace, and when they meet Ace is...less than friendly. But why? NO PAIRINGS Mild AU backstory changes rated for lang, blood, and horror.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 53 - Words: 338,492 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Marco, Whitebeard, Ace, Thatch - Complete
Operation: Big Brother by Sariniste reviews
Urahara waved his fan. "Based on my psychological analysis of Aizen's personality, all you have to do is go back in time and give him a hug, and all our problems will be solved!" Ichigo rolled his eyes. "Whatever." Aizen/Ichigo friendship, humor and fluff. No yaoi. Child!Aizen, time travel, pre-series canon, not quite crack. Book I COMPLETE, Book II in-progress.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,495 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara, S. Aizen, Shinji H.
The Betrayed Champion by Itssupereffective reviews
Betrayal, it was all Ash felt after his friends turned their backs on him. In his weakest moment, Ash joined an all to familiar organization. Now after three years, trainers from all over the world are gathering to compete in the biggest tournament the world has ever seen. The only problem, Ash isn't going there to win. Minor advanceshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 132,506 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka, Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji - Complete
Sonic of the Elements by D.X.Kingz reviews
The epic struggle for Sonic and his friends has risen to new heights with the outcome of their last battle. An now a great evil has been released. Whose power threatens to destroy all life as we know it. Yet with new powers, new faces, as well as a hidden force that threatens both sides. The stage is set, and the question remains...Who will Rule out in the end? HIATUS SEE PROFILE.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 244,535 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sonic, Blaze
Total Pokemon World Tour by Dark Amphithere reviews
Mew and Mewtwo are back, and they're hosting a brand new season! Which contestant will win? Who will become friends? Who will become enemies? Find out in TOTAL POKEMON WORLD TOUR! Disclaimer: I don't own anything except OC personalities and the story.
Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 258,432 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
Prison Island Break by SonicFrank reviews
Sonic, Shadow, Silver - and the rest - are in an AU where they are incarcerated in Prison Island Penitentiary. Will they escape? Will they survive? How? 3, Abuse, Anal, AFFO, Anthro, CR, D/s, M/F, M/M, Oral, S&M, SH, Slave, Tort, Violence
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 51 - Words: 229,789 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Sonic, Shadow, Silver, Amy
Long Live the King by The-Music-Loving-Anime-tard reviews
Edgar, a "royal pet" to King Ryan, has been released. And King Ryan will not be letting this go easily. (Achievement Hunter Fanfiction)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Complete
MAGIKARP OF THE DEAD by kopycat101 reviews
Camp Magikarp used to be a haven for young trainers who wanted to improve their skills. However, something seems amiss; danger lurks, enveloping the fate of all in the camp. A hasty plan is made to protect the campers, but it won't be enough. They must fall back on their skills of survival to live through this...Just try to remember:Stay dead, and keep it that way. SlightAU
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,562 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Mismagius/Mumargi
Reality Ensues by Moczo reviews
Deep beneath the prison block, two holders of the title Kenpachi duel, and an ancient warrior falls to a mortal wound on the sword of her true successor... sorta. Warning: Spoils recent manga events and doesn't even feel guilty after.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/25/2013 - R. Unohana, Shunsui K. - Complete
Samsara: He Who Will Establish Peace and Order by DiLost reviews
A man declared his message to the world. "I am the one who will establish peace and order." The man faced pain and survived. The man died and was resurrected. He was both Uzumaki Naruto and Rikudō Sennin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 176,192 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - [Naruto U., Tayuya] - Complete
To be a King once more by Maugan Ra reviews
AU - What if, after the Winter War, it is not the Soul Reapers that restore Ichigo's powers, but Ichimaru and the surviving Espada?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,119 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Ichigo K., G. Ichimaru
Power and Friendship by severus6 reviews
Ash is poised to compete in the Champions' League, the top Pokemon tournament. Haunted by a tough rivalry, Ash must reinvent his battling style to survive the fierce competetion. Can Ash improve his style and still remain true to his core principles?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 145,025 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Paul/Shinji
My Espada Boys by TheCatWithTheHat reviews
Imprisoned for a crime he does not remember, 5-year-old Ulquiorra and ten of his odd friends are shocked to discover that they are the reincarnated forms of eleven killing machines...and Soul Society has deemed them dangerous. Beware of chapter 7. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,115 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Zenith League by Kiwami no Sengoku reviews
A massive, normal and utterly dull tournament where the best Trainers compete for eternal glory. The perfect place for dark ambitions to grow unhindered, unscrutinized, unchallenged. What would happen should those suppressed ambitions be unleashed? Simple: The changing of the world. Although, one can't help but wonder, is it for better... or worse? OC APPLICATION FORM INSIDE.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 156,094 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 286 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
New Save File by Captain Combat Beard reviews
Sonic thinks a lot. Too much for his own good. He likes to think about what it would be like to do something over. To try different things. He decides to test his theories, within the Tales of King Arthur, where he has control. Rated M for a complete disregard of censorship.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 119,951 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Sonic
I caught God by ServusSmith reviews
I think being able to catch Arceus is bullshit. If you were to really catch the 'god' of a universe, this is kinda what might actually happen.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,062 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Riolu, Arceus
The Fusion Warriors! by MelodicalMike reviews
It's been a calm millennium for the Earth; but when a new threat rises to claim the world as their own, three heroes will step up, along with their friends, to face the darkness. 3 warriors of heart, power, and love. Fusion Activate! Accepting OC's!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012
Sonic Challenges Mario to a Strikers Tournament! by Child at Heart Forever reviews
After the baseball game, Sonic's gang takes up soccer, and find that they're really good at it! Learning that Mario also has a team of his own, they're the ones challenging them for a game, and they're really confident, unlike last time...and things get even more epic than ever before!
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,819 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Sonic, Mario - Complete
YuGiOh: Rise of the End by Inhuman X reviews
A group of duelist with supernatural dueling abilities come together to take down the evil that has been trying to destroy the world for years. Though they aren't the chosen ones will they be enough to stop it once and for all? Taking Oc's.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 48 - Words: 105,135 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Bleach Summer Camp by MJLCoyoteStarrk reviews
Arrancars and Shinigami...together...at Summer Camp. What could go wrong? Welcome to Camp Smiley, we promise that you won't want to leave. Theme: "March from the River Kwai and Colonel Bogey" by Mitch Miller
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,371 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - S. Aizen, G.S. Yamamoto
PMD: Explorers of Stupidity by Zangoose-Kira reviews
A Pokemon Mystery Dungeon fanfic. Willow the Snivy and Trek the Cyndaquil find a Squirtle on Ickano's shores, only to find he has major issues. Random humor involving frying pans and such. On pause for now...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,316 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011
One Piece: Bound For Glory by Inhuman X reviews
With new Shichibukai, revived Devil Fruits, and an all powerful pirate. A new rookie pirate named David wil do his best to find a crew to become Pirate King, along with his friends dreams. Can they do it? Read and find out. Oc's Accepted
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 104,660 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete
Unova Mansion by Dark Amphithere reviews
Twenty-one Pokemon have all been invited to the same place- a mansion in the middle of the ocean. But what will happen when the Pokemon are slowly being killed off one by one? Welcome to Unova Mansion. Rated M for Drama, Death, and Violence.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,175 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Complete
When Hollows Attack by Spaztastic32 reviews
Gasp! An OC based Bleach fanfic with no relevance to the plot? Yes! And I need YOUR OCs to start it, it's pretty random and the main characters a spaz, but it has to do with your OCs to, description inside.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,613 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010
Against All Odds by Inhuman X reviews
Follow Kenmaru & his firends as they come together to get through the Soul Academy to accomplish their dreams, to be the heroes of the next generation. No matter what's in their way! Oc's closed!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 65,445 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
Project Zenith by Winged Ether reviews
Project Zenith, which aimed to create powerful cloned Pokemon, was cancelled before its completion. The first subject, a clone of Uxie, survived and revived the project. Now the new clones must escape the humans who seek to destroy them. OC's needed.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,862 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Uxie/Yuxie, Pachirisu
Total Drama Summer by Ragezilla reviews
It's hard to believe it's only been two years since this crummy abandoned camp has been used and 16 new teens are back on it! We're in for an awesome summer!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,794 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
The Blackthorn Prodigy by Carson Delmaje reviews
Follows the story of Jacob, an incredibly skilled trainer from Blackthorn as he returns home after a year away, and embarks on another journey soon after. OC's needed, read the first Chapter for more information. Rated T for slightly questionable language
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,588 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Weavile/Manyula
Get Us Outta Here! by Kat-the-Echidna reviews
Forget your everyday haunted house story. Forget that cliché where a bunch of friends try to survive a full night of horror thanks to vengeful ghosts. Try surviving a night with your RIVALS with a house full of PLAYFUL ghosts. Doesn't that sound lovely?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,232 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sonic, Shadow, Silver, Scourge - Complete
Obsessed by Jollyroy reviews
A boy finds a Zangoose who really, REALLY likes him. Rated M for slight language and Adult content. Human X Zangoose
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,365 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Zangoose - Complete
Make a Wish: Pokemon Style! by TheScribeSizer reviews
A take on how Tobias managed to obtain his Darkrai before competing in the Sinnoh League. One-shot/OC included. Finally edited
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Tobias/Takuto - Complete
A Journey of Majestic Valor by Alatum Laminis reviews
Team Valor, led by Infernape are sworn to protect Team Majesta, led by Princess Lopunny. But when Team Valor is beaten and Team Majesta is kidnapped, will Team Valor be strong enough to save them?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,603 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Infernape/Goukazaru, Lopunny/Mimilop - Complete
Sonic of the Dark Winds by D.X.Kingz reviews
(W.I.P. PLEASE SEE PROFILE)..We all change...This in its self is simple truth. Yet for others the change can be more drastic. For years Sonic, Blaze and there friends have defeated the evil doctor Eggman's plans for world conquest. But this time he is not alone. An with there goal to revive a great evil long since sealed away. Not just the world, but the very universe is at stake.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,122 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sonic, Blaze - Complete
Operation: SAGAS reviews
/Sonic And Gang Are Stupid/ Complete and total randomness concerning the Sonic Heroes that gets crazier as it goes on! With a jackass Sonic, a perverted Tails, a hated Amy, an angry Knuckles, an evil Shadow, a sadistic Cream, and much more, this is SAGAS!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,145 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011