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Joined 10-09-10, id: 2570498, Profile Updated: 03-19-11
Author has written 4 stories for Batman, Batman, My Little Pony, and Hunger Games.

HI!!!!!!! Wazzup, peeps? Yes, my name is PeetaBread, but you can just call me Midna ^^ Just to get this straight, I can't stand the following things

KatPee (KatnissXPeeta)

ZeLink (dur)

RobStar (RobinXStarfire)

ZelGan (this...is just...CREEPY!!!)

LIKE!

KyLink (you'll find out)

MidPee (again, you'll find out)

RobTiger (AGAIN, you will find out)

PeachXMarth (can't thinking of a pairing name ^^")

DaisyXIke (Again, can't think of a pairing name)

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun and addicting, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend a lot of your life playing video games copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love anime/manga copy and paste this into your profile

My counselor basically told me I need to get a life (in a nice way though) If you have no life (AKA, all you do is read, write, play video games, draw, watch TV, eat, etc etc) copy and paste this onto your profile

If you dream of being an author when you grow up paste this onto your profile

If you have a long list of books to read paste this onto your profile

If you don't find real guys attractive anymore due to loving anime and book characters paste this onto your profile.

if every other school has hot guys in it except yours paste this on your profile

If boys at your school annoy you paste this onto your profile.

About me

hair- REALLY REALLY dark brown and curly and thick

eyes- Brown (Dur)

skin- Tanish

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Why don't people stand up?

Are they that naive?

Are the that disrespectful?

I mean, seriously, how hard is it to stand up, re-post something and just believe?

I wear black so I must be a Goth.

I'm young so I must be naive.

I have good grades, so I must be a Nerd.

I love animals so I must become the crazy old cat lady.

I get depressed so I must be Emo.

I'm blonde so I must be an idiot.

I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm Native American, so I must be a savage.

I'm a white girl, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.

I have straight A's, so I must be easy.

I'm a virgin, so I must be prude

I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I must be fat.

I'm single, so I must be ugly.

I'm Christian, so I must hate homosexuals.

I love shopping, so I must be rich.

I hate sterotypes

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says,

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.


Why America has some issues (One thing that America DIDN’T screw up-this list)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the drivewayand put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISTS!
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism...

(\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
(+'.'+) IF YOU HATE
(")_(") ANIMAL CRUELTY


IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

~Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.

~ I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's

~ A true idiot climds a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

~You say I'm not cool. But cool is just another word for cold. so if I'm not cold, I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

~Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

~Guns don't kill people. People kill people.

~If guns don't kill people, ten can I blame all my misspells on my pencil?

~I know I just said 'Guns don't kill people. People kill people.' But I think that guns help! I mean, not much would happen if you just sit there and yell 'BOOM'

~You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

~A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

~A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying "Let's do it again!"

~I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

~Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run me over!

~The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

~Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

~If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

~If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty!

~Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Of, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil.

~An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

~Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

~There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEAT PIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

~Newscaster are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then procede to tell you why it's not.

~Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...

~WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus

~If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

~I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

~WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!

~There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.

~Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

~If I throw a stick, will you go away?

~If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

~I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.

~If someone told most people they were weird, most people would disagree. I would ask what their first clue was.

The goals in my life are to attend Hogwarts, rule Narnia, be claimed by a Greek God, become a shadowhunter, become a laguz, and become a Silvertounge

fake friends never ask for food

real friends are the reason your food cabinet is empty

fake friends will bail you out of jail

real friends will be sitting right next to you in that jail cell

fake friends borrow your stuff for a few days then return it

real friends have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours

fake friends knock on your front door

real friends will just walk right in

fake friends will leave when they feel insulted

real friends will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong

fake friends are for a little while

real friends are for life

repost this if you agree


If you think the CoCo Puff bird should go to rehab repost this

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

If you've ever threatened a computer repost this (many many many times...sigh...)

If you've ever had a crush on an anime character copy and repost this onto your profile (Hatori Sohma!! sooo hotttt)

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

My best friend is the type of person who'll spend hours trying to drown a fish, but I love her to death anyway. (THAT MEANS YOU LUCY)

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you lose the argument that it becomes weird.

I agree with the dictionary
Girls before Guys
Fun before Studying
Friendship before Love

If you know somebody who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you are one heck of an Anime\Manga freak, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: HarpieAna, Depthmon, Lady Lilane, Rainbow 35, Raakshii, duckie lover 151,The Goth Twin

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky. They were amazingly beautiful, but the only thing I could think of was: What the hell did I do to my ceiling?

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile., and write your name, ScoobyxAlone, Kaytii, ChipsAhoyPup,The Goth Twin.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (muahaha)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I love copy and pasting stuff like this so PM me if your profile is filled with this crap)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele (that reminds me...i have a spelling test to study for...hmm >.>)

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

If you ever looked at one of your siblings and said "who the hell are you?" copy to profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile (i wasn't listening in the first place)

If you've ever driven your friends/family insane with your constant anime blathering, copy and paste this into your profile. (BIG TIME T.T)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (my world rocks and is better than our world...Welcome to the gothic/anime realm)

If you are a girl who is tired of the stereotype that girls are weaker than men, copy and paste this to let those guys know that we could beat their sorry asses anyday. XD (sorry dudes...but...it's true!!)

If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile. (somewhere out there...)

If you can shout out a random anime quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you twitch everytime you read an error in a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile. (If you haven't proofread your last chapter, DO IT NOW!!)

If you have a really long profile, copy and paste this to make it even longer! (Oh, the irony...)

If you bother to read other people's profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile! (again...PM me if you have things like this)


If you easily finish a novel a day, copy and paste this onto you're profile. (yeah...some people get scared)

If you spend multiple hours a day reading and writing or a combination of both copy and paste this to your profile. (like right now)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy paste this to your profile (doesn't everyone...hmm...i need to speak to my doctor)

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile (and i did not get caught!! yay spy movies that help you get away with things!! i take notes from them so i can use them later on...quite useful really)

Admitting you're weird means you are normal. Saying you are normal is odd. If you admit you are weird and like it copy this to your profile (and i like it)

If someone gave you money for no apperent reason copy and paste this to your profile (I may have had a chainsaw with me...maybe)

If you enjoy copy and pasting random things to your profile, copy this to your profile

If your random and don't care post this to your profile

If you've ever just felt like running somewhere, anywhere, just to be free, paste this to you're profile (...:)...)

If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfics copy this to your profile

The electric chair was invented by a dentist if you're scared now more than ever by dentists copy and paste this onto your profile (it smells :(...)

If you've ever just wanted to go up to some random person and slap them and then just walk away, copy and paste this to your profile (which i have)

If you constantly dream about anime characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly are eating ramen due to the influence of anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet copy and paste this to your profile (well...idk)

If you are a "stupid smart person" copy and paste this into your profile. (I have my blonde moments...like everyone else)

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro! (well it does!!)

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (yah!! random retards woo hoo!!)

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

Friends will ask you why you are crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face!

I used to be normal, until I met those losers I now call my best friends! (actually...i was never normal...)

A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still knows something's wrong.

A friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Friends will always be like "Well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days."

Inside jokes + midnight calls + crazy nights = Best friends

A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you. (YAY!! TWO RETARTED IDIOT TEENAGE GIRLS!!...random...)

A best friend is a girl you can call in the middle of the night and say you killed someone and she would say "where should we hide the body?"

Friends are gods way of apologizing for our families (mmm my best friend does make-up for my jacked-up family :)...wait...SHE IS MY JACKED-UP FAMILY!!)...(cousins)

You know you've got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you're laughing too hard. (She has never made me cry...of sadness that is)

Sometimes i wonder..."Why is that frisbee getting Bigger?" ... and then it hits me.

Everyone has the right to be stupid but you're abusing the privlege.

growing OLD is mandatory; growing UP is optional! (mmmmm i'll choose growing old!! Adults are just taller children...they just jump a little higher)

Save trees: don't do homework!

The good news: I was right. The better knews: you were wrong.

Can I get caller ID for the voices in my head.

I did not escape. They gave me a day pass.

I never make mistakes, I thought I did once, but I was mistaken.

The villagers are coming with torches and pitchforks. Please hide me.

If you met my family, you'd understand!

I have multiple personalites and none of them like you.

It's very simple. I'm right. You're wrong.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000, DarkBombayAngel, ScoobyxAlone, Kaytii,The Goth Twin,Nitrea, PeetaBread

How You Know You are an American

1. you type your e-mail password into the microwave.

2. you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. the reason you don't keep in touch with your friends is because they don't have a myspace or e-mail account.

4. you'd rather look all over the house for the t.v. remote than to just get up and push the button.

6. even your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

7. as you read this list, you just smile and nod.

8. you are thinking about sending this to your friends.

9. you where too busy to notice that there is no #5.

10. you just looked up to see if there really was no number 5.

11. now you are laughing at your own stupidity.

12. put this on your profile if you fell for it. and i know you did!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai, ChOpStIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000,The Goth Twin.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol.
Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgot your own name, post this in your proflie.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

(lol i found him already...)

The Man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on...copy and paste this to ur pro if ur the one smiling

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. repost if its true

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. repost if ur the one with the questions

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Repost if ur opne of the woman

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.' (Like i have a purse)

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. repost if ur evil and proud

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? (Like i would buy barbie in the first place)

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. If ur one of these stupid people repost this...

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Repost if you fel this pleasure every day

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. repost if you believe

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. If you need more excuses repost this

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge...if u r a proud girl repost this (Lol...)

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."...repost if you believe in duct tape

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."...repost if you need a psychiatrist for your crazyness...

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers...repost if animal testing is wrong...

The road to success is always under construction. Repost if u know u will be successful

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'.

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink cow milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em.

Do not believe in miracles, rely on them

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting

Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie

This morning I looked down at my unmade bed and decided that it was art in another medium and I should not destroy it.

Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening, isn't it?

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.

"I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that" yup...my god mother is insane

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up. repost if ur OCs are...different...

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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever considered making friends with the walls in your room copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a weird random dream about killing a celebrity copy this to your profile. (zac effron...)

If you dream about Bleach and Naruto a lot copy this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile


This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (? where's bunny?)

Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so sick that the world has all been green/ blue, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile. KIDDING!:3

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 laughing you ass off.

I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (HAHAHAHAHAAAAA... Yeah)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (lol)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. (all the time)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. (YES!!)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (i do this a lot)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (YES I AM!! ASK MY FRIENDS!! lol)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (YES)

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (they do??)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile

-If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

-If you have ever liked someone who you've never met irl, copy this into your profile. (=()

lol well, i only have a few more sooo...

oh well i'll type them up myself!! these next ones are done by ME!!

If you are part of THE Miniskirt Army copy this into your profile.

If you love me and all of these COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE THINGYS, Copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a four letter word, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrimbie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, CloudyAlore, My Name is Maxx, FMAohshc, BellaEdward94

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, ClloudyAlore, My Name is Maxx, BellaEdward94

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Guys don't fall for me; I trip them.

Shhhhh... I'm plotting.

Please note: Christmas is cancelled. Apparently you told Santa you had been good this year. He died laughing.

Be optimistic. All the people you hate are eventually going to die.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you're a girl and you've ever beaten a guy in an arm wrestling match copy this into your profile

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever ridden an elevator up and down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile, sharpie counts too!

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever run into a wall when looking at someone else, and they saw you , copy this onto your profile.

If you think those kids should just give up and give Luck his damn cereal back copy this onto your profile.

If you have sat in class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for your age copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gone from disliking someone to going insane cause their NOT around copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run up a down escalator or vice versa, copy this onto your profile!

95 percent of kids out there are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If your part of the 5 percent who're not, add your name and put this on your profile!AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, Dong-Chun-Mei, TwinkieTUTUS, Yellow Dino Ranger, lillian jean, anko2468, RiSSYKiNS, FMAohshc.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like reading other people's fanfics better than writing your own, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your family wonders how you can remember all the Naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Purplewolfstar35, xxNarutotardxx, anko2468, RiSSYKiNS, FMAohshc.

If your family and friends get REALLY ticked off with your constant talking about Naruto, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Purplewolfstar35, xxNarutotardxx, anko2468, RiSSYKiNS, FMAohsc.

If you grin like a mad idiot all the time for no perticular reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If your the kind of person who will burst into a mad laughing fit about something that happened yesterday, glue this hunk-of-junk onto your profile.

If you think about Avatar practically 24/7, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are one of those few who think Zutara will happen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you find yourself cleaning your room often and constantly rearranging things, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a friend that you have to repeatedly tell them NOT to call you something, mourn with me and copy this onto your profile, add your name, and the nick name you hate. anko2468; annie-chan, RiSSYKiNS, FMAohshc, BellaEdward94, Moony... or Risa if there's no "-chan" on the end, Nitrea, Cal it's really annoying because it sounds like cow.

If your friends calmly joke about you and/or your family MUST be on crack, go ahead.copy and add your name away. anko2468, RiSSYKiNS, FMAohshc, BellaEdward94

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you can't stand stupid girls copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are planing world domination (most of us are) then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Twilight copy and paste this on to your profile (seriously who would be?)

If you can just never type fast enough copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against drunk driving please copy this onto your profile

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was cOoTiEs?
when Mom was your hero
and Daddywas the boy you were gonna marry?
when your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings
and Race Issues were about who ran fastest?
when -WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside... No Matter How Old You Are Now

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wanted to touch Neji Hyuga's or Sasuke Uchiha's hair, paste this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

I got a card for my birthday. "What's better then having you for a best friend?" "That was a trick question, nothing's better then having you for a best friend!" If you find this true, funny, or cute, copy and paste it to your profile!

If you have very long and sharp nails that hurt very bad if pressed into skin copy/paste to your profile

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
I promise to think of Travis and Conner
when I see troublesome twins,
or people stealing,
right before I rat them out!
I promise to remember Selena
when I see a girly girl friends with a tough tomboy
I promise to remember Beckondorf
when I see a black kid that's good with his hands, dating a white girl
I promise to remember Mr. D
when I see a person who works with kids and hates them.
Yes, I promise to remember PJO
wherever I go.

If people who can't deal with people who are different (homo sexuals, different race's etc etc) copy this onto your profile

If this doesn't touch you; you're heartless. This is so sad! One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies.The girl asked the guy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously the girl survived.Remembering the note,she pulled it out & read it, it said,"Without your love, I would die".
Post this on your profile if it touched you, or if you would die without your mate's love.

1.If a mugger stole your purse in a dark alley what would you do? GO KICK IS BUTT!

2. If you met Allen Walker what would you do? IDK who that is...

3.If you could marry any D.Gray-Man character who would it be? What that?

4. Favorite innocence weapon(s)? innocence weapons?

5.Do you believe that Kanda is emo? Who he?

6.Have you ever cosplayed as a DGM character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? Wha?

7. Ice Cream or bacon? I like both! But not combined.

8.Stretch your right arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? ...air...

9.Seen anything weird lately? Nope. But I said hi to Harley Quinn this morning!

10.Are you a fangirl? HELL YES I AM!!!!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is if you use actually Edward Elric short rants on whoever calls you short. Crazy is when you politely inform Allen Walker that people call you the evil vegetable too. Crazy is you have a argument in your head and you lose.Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you and your friends take of your shoes and yell at random passerbys "shoes are for noobes" Crazy is when you watch shows and movies and immediately start sniffing out the possible yaoi pairings (curse you FF.net! You've tainted my mind so!) Crazy is when you have dreams about the characters from Naruto and Dragon Ball Z attacking the world of Thomas the Tank Engine, and the trains form a crazy assassin squad and KICK ASS. (yeah...don't ask...) .Crazy is getting caught dancing the mambo to your favorite song with your dog.Crazy, is when you start yelling that the mall Santa is the Millennium Earl in disguise.Crazy is when you start laughing maniacally in the middle of the night.(Sleep talk!) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"Renn spoke to her uncle. 'We can't let him go. This is too important. He might be...' She drew Fin-Kendinn aside, whispering quietly."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
More air.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
TDI

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
10:20 a.m.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
...12:30...p.m...

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Johnny Test.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yesterday. Cleaning the snow off the satalite dish.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The rest of my profile.

9. What are you wearing?

Pajamas (yeah, I'm lazy, lol)

10. Did you dream last night?
Technicly, yes. But I don't remember it.

11. When did you last laugh?
uh...a little while ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Posters and crap like that.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Nope. DAMN! THEY CAUGHT ME AND PUT ME BACK IN MY CELL! I said hi to Poison Ivy though ^^

14. What do you think of this quiz?

IDK...

15. What is the last film you saw?
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

The mall.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
IDK what you don't know...HARLEY QUINN IS 5' 7"!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
End war, yeah.

19. Do you like to dance?
Yes. I suck at it but yes ^^

20. George Bush:

What?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Harleen

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jack

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Live a what?

The first testicular guard "cup" was used in hockey in 1874, and the first helmet was used in 1974. It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important. XD Copy and Paste this on to your profile if you believe in men's...stupidity? or...

If you love Muse and you think prejudice is retarded, copy this onto your profile.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE,
WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.

Opening Credits
Undisclosed Desires (o.O...)

Waking Up:
Move Along (fitting)

First Day At School:
I Give Myself Very Good Advice (MY IPOD IS SMART ^^)

Falling In Love:
Bring Me to Life (...?)

Fight Song:

Play My Music (WHY THE HELL IS CAMP ROCK STILL ON MY IPOD!)

Breaking Up:
Clocks

After getting drunk you say:
"I want it all, I want it all, give me your heart and your soul." Hysteria, by Muse

At your speech after you become prom queen/king you say:
"L.U.I.G.I, better then the average guy, and Mario he can just go home, 'cause I know I can do it on my own." Louie Gee, Sexy Heroes in Transit (WTF?)

Driving:
Spongebob Squarepants by Avril Lavigne

Flashback:

Uprising

Getting Back Together:
Hero/Heroine

Wedding:
How to Save a Life (THAT'S A BREAKUP SONG!)

Birth of Child:
Dynamite (WTF?)

Your deepest secret:
MK Ultra

Night Before War:
Starlight (Not fitting at all)

Final Battle:
Painting Roses (?)

Moment Of Triumph
I Don't Think About It (...?)

Death Scene:
Exogenesis Symphony Part 2: Cross-Pollination (...not bad)

Funeral Song:
Strange (...I guess it could in a way...)

End Credits:

Resistance (EPIC CREDIT SONG!)

THIS WILL BE THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!! XD

I AM A NINJA. AND YOUR ARE JEALOUS OF MY MAD NINJA SKILLZ!!

Marth isn't gay. if you agree, copy this onto you profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this. (Yes, I had one where Kermit the frog was in my family and my parents kicked him out so I went with him, and I thought he stole my dad's coat and so did he, and he dropped it and it got caught in some dude's tire, so we chased the car, then someone went by with Spongebob all chopped up in the back of their golf cart, so we chased the golf cart and my friend appeared. WTF, right?)

If you LOVE music, copy this onto your profile. (I would die without music)

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile. (Yurp)

If you think that Pokémon is cool, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Peach deserves better then a fat italian plumber, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile (SO WAS MUSE! ^^)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile. (Barely ever because I'm epic at high-fives)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. (All them boys don't know how to act)

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.(Well that was random)

If you sometimes seem to trip over thin air, put this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile (Don't tell me what to do! I'll call that number if I want to!)

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile. (Amen)

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing better to do...

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. (I, like can't believe that no one has, like, slapped you yet!)

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile! (Happened many a times)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are always listening 2 ur ipod, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't keep from laughing out loud while reading profiles, copy and past this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Sparrowflight, Florence Pinky-poo, Mudheart, The Silver Arrow, WritersWand

Good points

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies

Perfect men are only fictional.

Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I see death in the face so much I start saying "hi" each time I pass.

Come to the dark side. PEETA MADE COOKIES! =D

"what a boyfriend should do"

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up andhug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's butt am I kicking?"

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with yourboyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around yourboyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" it

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours

FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

that was lmao worthy *puts arms around best friends* hey buddies

Alternate Names :

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Aleizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Olive Green Bunny (ROCKING!)

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Dorothy Creekside

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Buralcht

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Olive Green Coke

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lroolin (thankys mommy ^^)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Jean

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Midnight

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (color, and something that can go wrong): Olive Green Hurricane (EPIC)

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Olive Green Eyepatch (epic man, epic, all the pirates are trembling in fear at the mere sight of me from a distance)

1.You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station:

Honey Buns!!!!!!!

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to
be?

Sea Horsey (^^)

Whos your favorite redhead?

Midna (DUH)

4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?

HOME FRIES!!!! (It's a pancake house, but I DON'T CARE!)

5. Last book you read?

Malice

6. Describe your mood.

Comical and random and weird and insane (I'm with my best buddies)

7. Describe the last time you were injured?

I fell down (I'm such a wimp)

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?

Emma (Jk, EVERYBODY!)

9. Rock concert or symphony?

Rock concert!

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?

"I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeuos, weird, lame, socially challenged, friends"

11. Favorite drink

I like SODA POP!

12. What type of shirt are you wearing?

LoZ (ROCKING)

13. If you could only use one form of transportation:

Uhhh, teleportation

14. Most recent movie you have watched in theatres?

Inception

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for:

Dominic Howard (MUSE ROCKS...he's a drummer, not a singer)

16. What’s your favorite kind of cake

CHOCOLATE!!!!!

17. What you have for dinner last night?

PIZZA

18. Look to your left, what do you see?

My pillow

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

...hell no

20. Favorite toy as a child?

Video Game System (booya)

21. Do you buy your own groceries?

...nah, I eat my parents food

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

I know they do (yes, I am very paranoid)

23. Whens the last time you had gummy worms?

I want gummy worms...

24. Whats your favorite fruit?

ORANGES

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?

No, I'm fat. (don't make fun though please, Thankys)

26. Do you like running long distances?

no, I'll hail a cab

27. Have you ever eaten snow?

Yes. I always do.

28. What color are your bedsheets?

Black

29. Whats your favorite flower?

Don't have one.

30. Do you do ballet?

I did, I didn't listen to the teacher though, lol

31. Do you listen to classical music?

...sorta

32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head?

Spongebob Squarepants

33. Do you watch Spongebob?

I FREAKING LOVE SPONGEBOB!

34. What temperature is it outside right now?

Cold

35. Do people consider you smart?

yeah, sure. But they know I'm insane too (^^)

36. How many piercings do you have?

None what. so. ever

37. Are you signed on AIM?

No.

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together

...no. I'm not that dumb.

39 How do you feel about your family?

I LUV MY FAMILY!!

40. Do you have an iPod?

hell yes, a ipod touch.

41. What time do you go to bed?

on school days, 9, weekends, whenever I feel like it

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?

My CD player broke

43. What movie do you know every line to?

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

44. What is your favorite salad dressing?

Italian

45. What do you want for Christmas this year?

video games, money, Batman: The Dark Knight, you know, the usual.

46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where?

My aunt and my grandparents

47. Do you like hugs?

Do I like hugs? I LOVE HUGS!

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?

When I read about PEETA!

49. Do people most often mispronounce any part of your name?

Yes. My last name *rolls eyes and sighs*

50. Last person you hugged?

My buddy Jojo

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.

WOULD YOU RATHER..

1) pierce your nose or tongue? Nose, totally
2) be serious or be funny? funny
3) drink whole or skim milk? Whole

DO YOU PREFER..

5) flowers or angels? Angels. Flowers are to girly
6) grey or gray? Gray
7) color or black & white photos? Depends
8) lust or love? LOVE
9) sunrise or sunset? Sunset
10) M&Ms or Skittles? SKITTLES!
11) rap or rock? Rock. Definatly rock.
12) staying up late or waking up early? Staying up late. Even though I can't pull an all-nighter.
13) TV or radio? Radio
15) eating apples or oranges? Oranges. Apples hurt my teeth.

DO YOU PREFER..

18) being hot or cold? Cold
19) tall members of the opposite sex? IDK. Doesn't really matter.
20) sun or moon? Moon
21) emeralds or rubies? Emeralds
22) left or right? I'M RIGHT HANDED!
23) having 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend?
24) sun or rain? Depends
25) vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
26) boys or girls? ...uh...friends or love?
27) green beans or carrots?
28) low fat or fat free? If we're talking about milk.

MISCELLANEOUS..

29) What is your biggest fear in the world? People talking nasty about me behind my back
30) kids or no kids? kids
31) Cat or dog? Dogs!
32) Half empty or half full? I'm optimistic!
33) Mustard or ketchup?
34) Hard cover books or soft cover books? Easier to hold
35) Newspaper or magazine?
36) Sandals or sneakers?
37) Wonder or amazement? curiosity killed the cat
38) Red car or white car?
39) Happy & poor or sad & rich? it doesn't matter how rich you are if you aren't happy
40) Singing or dancing?
41) Hugging or kissing? hugs are so much better then kisses
43) Happy or sad?
45) Blondes or brunettes? Whoo! Go Brunettes!

dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lieing on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

A child dies every day from child abuse. And if you have an ounce of pity in you for little Auroura and you hate child abuse with a passion you will help out those abused children and let them know that someone cared for them.

Child Abuse Speak Out!

Well that was fun! I want to find more stuff like this. Bye everyone and Thanks for reading this long and boring profile. Enjoyz my stories! X3

Mad Quinn by YfyF12 reviews
He wasn't crazy. He wasn't. Deep inside his humor obsessed and opinionated mind, she could tell he was just very, very smart. HarleyxJoker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,452 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Joker
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Rainstorms reviews
It's one year after the death of Rainbow Dash. All of the Mane Six have split up, and their friendship seems to be over. That is, until Pinkie Pie stumbles upon something interesting inside of Rainbow Dash's house...
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash
Mixed Poem reviews
This is a poem I wrote for my friend who loves all the things in this poem.
Crossover - Batman & Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Complete
Mad World reviews
Harley Quinn was leading her..not so normal life in Gotham City, when one day, she awoke in a strange Gotham, where no one knew her hyper, obsessive side. Will she get back home?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2011 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Pure Harlequin Madness reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Harley had been in Tim Burton's Batman? Well, now you know. Harley has appeared in the Batman world and has a strong hate to Vicki Vale.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Joker - Complete