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I am American.
I like sushi and rice.
Not Chinese (sadly, but one of my BFF's are, love ya Chels!) but Black.
Yeah, straight up mo fo.
For shizzle my nizzle.
Off the hizzle.
Drizzle (Oh, Ryan Higa, how I will praise you for your smartness, or things I am lacking. My grades DO suggest that. I should seriously start doing my homework and get off of Fanfiction.net. But I can't. It's so addicting!)
Ignore this people. This part below this mesage is just for people who question my reviews.
Yeah, some people think I'm rude, but I am. I mean, if you mess with my buddies, I'll cut you. But other than that, I'm just mock-calling you. It's a family thing. so if I call you a turd-monkey, it wasn't ment to offend you. It was meant like, hmm. You know when you call your friends names? Like how on Naruto, Ino and Sakura call each other Bill-Board Brow and Pig? It's like that, no harm done. So don't be complaining to me, because you know what? I'll direct you to this paragraph. If it truly offends you, don't come cussing me out because I will keep on offending you. Now, I may not seem nice, but I am. I'm just me. Also, if your not the author and some reviewer, don't be complaining about my review. That was my FREAKING opinion, ok? Notice I said opinion. It's called that for a reason.
So ya, not all of the reviews are mine. Sometimes, my friends go on my profile becuase either a) their grounded from their phone or computer or b) they feel like it. So, please try not to complain to me all the time about my reviews, its most likely my friends. And I have to clean up after them all the dang time. Why am I so nice???? +
This info right here is for people who want to know a little something-something about moi.
Hi, My name is Lala (nickname; so not giving you my real name)
Age: Between 10 and 25. If I told you, that must mean that you obviously care.
My dream: To be so stinkin' rich that I can buy my own personal helicopter and insult my enemies with fly by insults.
Fave phrase for now: "Guns don't kill people, people with mustaches kill people."
Adress: Sorry, wannabee stalker
I like rainbows and anime.
I hate cheese (looks like hardened pee to me!)
My friends describe me as crazy
I am crazy
I like being called La-La
I am really hyper
I have a mom, dad, brother and sister
I have a dog named Mae
I like any anime, but only the ones in these specific catogories: romance, comedy, action (got to have some blood!), death (not every story has to have a happy ending) and some smex.
You wouldn't be here today without some healthy dose of smex in the world xD
I am a vegan (i fail though, but I try at least!)
I am REALLY OBSESED wiht laenrign hwo ot spllel ( lol if you can figure it out, may have some extra letter)
I'm crazy, didn't I say this already?
My favorite phrase: I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. LOL, found on we
I LOVE animals and SOOOOO can't wait to adopt mor doggies and kitties.
I want to be a Diagnostician (like Dr.House) when I grow up.
:Favorite Shows (if you want to PM me and talk to me about these shows, I won't mind!):
Naruto: My favorite pairing: Sakura and Sasuke. Idk, they just, go together, you know? I like that it has action (hello! They're ninjas, duh!!), some romance (look at fave pairing!), some death (SPOILER ALERT IF NOT FAR IN THE SERIES: cried when Jiriya and Asuma died), comedy (Inner Sakura, and Sasuke and Naruto are just flat out hilarious.) Really great show, I reccomend.
Fruits basket: Really cute show, kind of confusing at begininng, but gets better. Just plain amazing, cried at the ending though...like I usually do when really good anime shows end. LOVE the 'Love Yuki' club though, gosh they're crazy.
Ouran High School Host Club: Oh my goodness! This show is for every girl's dream. I just absoutley love Tamaki. Cried at the ending when Tamaki save Haruhi...absoutley beautiful. And during the whole time, I was laughing.
Inuyasha: Demons and Humans...what more could a girl ask for? Gosh, everytime I see Seshomaru (I stink at spelling :( ) I just...ugh, so many words. Too little time xD
Naruto: I know I already talked about this, but Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke, you be looking FINE! Mmm, mm, mm, he's too smexi for his own good.
Angel Beats: A hilarious, heart-breaking tale that will leave you crying and laughing. Seriously, I've cried more on that show than any other. Gosh, I just love Hinata. SO cute!
There are a whole bunch I haven't listed yet, but I can't think of them at the top of my head right now.
I will add to it later, but not right now.
I'm too freaking tired to deal with all that thinking and crap.
Now, here's the horrid copying and pasting xD
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your family wonders how you can remember the names of Naruto characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
If you find yourself reading fanfiction more then you write, add your name then copy and paste this to your profile: TeenageCrisis, Kirathis-Chan, Spazz8884, xXxJaycee81196xXx, 3Kiyoshi3, aero13, twifan123
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
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COPY AND PASTE THIS TO UR PROFILE IF UR AGAINST ABORTIONS
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled 'BANG', I don't think you'd kill to many people
Favorite Girl Naruto Characters (no particular order; except Saskura's)
1. Sakura, Sakura, Sakura (come on, she is awesome, though in the manga they make her so weak, and when she did become strong they made her act like she was mean, gosh)
8. Konan (even though she's on the Akatsuki, she has to deal with idiots and men with sticks up their butts all the time; so in my opinion, she's awesome for staying somewhat sane)
9. TonTon (it's a girl pig, right?)
10. Anko (I love that she's crazy)
Favorite Guys in Naruto (no particular order)
10. Lee/Guy (they should count as twins or one person, lol)
Favorite Parings in Naruto
Sakura x Anyone (yes anyone and everyone, ;)
Naruto x Sasuke/Itachi (LOL, WOOT, WOOT, YAOI GIRLS UNITES XD)
Naruto x Hinata
Ino x Choji/Kiba (Either one)
Shikamaru x Temari
TenTen x Neji/ Lee (Either one)
Least Favorite Pairings in Naruto (from my view)
Sasuke x Anyone other than Sakura (that includes OC's, I hate them :( )
Itachi x Anyone other than Sakura (that includes OC's, I hate them :( )
Sakura x Any Girl From Naruto (don't like Girl x Girl or Boy x Boy, I respect gays and all that, but I don't want to read Karin and Sakura getting it on, you know? That includes OC's)
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination.
01 - Gai
08 - Sarutobi
08 - Ebisu
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader, Hidan
01 - Chouji
01 - Mikoto (Sasuke's Mom) 06 - Gouzu & Meizu
03 - Neji
01 - Koharu
10 - Naruto
02 - Hayate
01 - Zouri
I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, and it's happend to you before, copy this and put it in your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (I also ran into the same wall three times. not pretty, but that was because i was walking with a jacket on my face.)
If you have a mad fasanation with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile.
If you already didn't know, I'm a Sakura-centric girl. I see Sakura as a girl who once was weak and annoying grow into a proud young kunochi. Sakura is awesome, whether you like it or not. I know when she was a genin, she sucked. But bow, she's kick butt and awesome. I FREAKING LOVE SAKURA, so back off you Sakura haters. Just because she's awesomer than you doesn't mean you have to hate on her, lol XD.