StupidLoserFantasyInc
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Joined 08-22-02, id: 257127
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Labyrinth, and Twilight.

I am one of those few people who actually appreciate the writers of old, and can understand them too! That's why I usually have meaningful quotes that I pulled out of one of Shakespeares Sonnets or Lord Byrons poems or even from Edgar Allan Poe (If I am even as half as good as him then I will be able to die peacefully). I usually have my reviewers tell me what they think the quote means. Like this one I did while I was still 'Gothic-Slytherin'.

"How can you say you arst out of breath, when thy haveth the breath to sayth that thy ist out of breath!" - from Romeo and Juliet

A lot of reviewers went really into depth with that and I'm proud of them! But alas...its one of the easiest lines I could find from Shakespeare. Juliet (whom was the one who said the quote) was simply questioning Romeo who said he was out of breath...but how can you say you are out of breath when you need breath to speake?

Favorite Types of Stories:

I love stories with a good suspense, the kind that leave you hanging but there are scarcely any cliff hangers.

Iabsolutely love fantasy stories, the kind that drag you from you're reading place and into this new and erotic place with faeries and dragons and daemons!

The kind of stories that give you goose bumps when you get to a really emotional part, as if you you'reself were the one to experience those emotions or that betrayal, or that totally overpowering feeling of being loved.

The kind of story that hooks you like a fish, making you never want to leave that spot until you are finished with you're little adventure, yet you still want more.

Favorite kind of Fan Fiction:

The kind of story that you can tell the author is really into what he/she is writing

The kind of story that you can tell the author really puts a lot of thought and effort into, not just eh what the hell...they can just suffer my gramatical errors

The kind of story that gives you the effect of reading a real novel, and gives you goosebumps at the right places.

The kind of story where the authors true sadism comes out (all authors are sadists...you'd have to be to be able to put you're characters through any kind of pain...the ones where the characters go through more than sissy emotional pain is the juicey kind of stories)

Favorite Pairings Per Inuyasha:

I can not seem to get into any other female character other than Kagome...mainly because she seems to be the most puppet like character and I can just bend her to my sadistic will like playdo. But if it is going to be with Inuyasha, Miroku, Hojo or Kouga, they have to be a little gruff at some point...

Favorite Pairings Per Harry Potter:

Hermione and any guy, perferrably Draco Malfoy. The thought of the know-it-all in the clutches of the dark side it oddly appealing to me for some reason. Maybe one day I will write a lovie dovie story where its all rainbows and butterflies. Then again maybe not.

Music:

The Blood Brothers, Eisley, Silverstein, Taking Back Sunday, Death Cab for Cutie, Greenday (but my like for them is deminishing since the radios are doing their stupid thing of ruining a good band by playing their songs to much!), Bearsvssharks, Nonpoint, Ill Nino, Marilyn Manson (you can have an orgy to his music I swear), Slipknot, Derek and the Dominos, Ozzy Osbourne, Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath, Def Lepard, Motley Crue, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, The Doors, Rob Zombie, Velvet Revolver, Killswitch Engage, As I Lay Dying, Mudvayne, Black Label Society, In Flames, Arch Enemy, Machine Head, Iron Maiden, It Dies Today, Scars of the Crucifix, Queen of the Stone Age, Poison the Well, Aerosmith, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphey, MEW, Cursive, Otep, Opeth, Rammstein, UnderOath, Atreyu, Nirvana, Tool, Cold, Coldplay, Bad Religion, Armor for Sleep, Dashboard Confessional, Senses Fail, The Used, Sugar Cult, Jimmy Eat World, Thursday, Matchbook Romance, Story of the Year, Sum 41, Blink 182, Dream Theatre, Nine Inch Nails (another band to have an orgy to), Orgy, Korn, ACDC, Sloth, System of a Down, Papa Roach, The Alkaline Trio, Coheed&Cambria, My Chemical Romance, Fear Before the March of Flames, Everytime I die, Bright Eyes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Postal Service, The Faint, A Static Lullaby, The Shins, Mae, A New Found Glory, The Starting Line, and soooooooo many more. This list doesnt even touch the tip of the iceburge.

When Past and Present Collide by Rebecca Pierson reviews
Crossover wHighlander. A Hogwarts founder returns. He brings turmoil to Hogwarts by destroying long held beliefs. Does this change Draco? And why is the Founder so interested in Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 136,966 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Hocus Pocus and All That Crap reviews
Full summary inside. Twilight Saga X Hocus Pocus crossover! When Bella's mom remarries, she moves in with Charlie to a town where magic comes alive, and she is the one who unwittingly awaken it. Will a pair of golden eyes save her before her soul is eatn?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Stolen Slave reviews
A few months after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is captured and made a slave. Can Jareth save her before her fire completely dies? JS
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 10/12/2007
Tread Softly reviews
Summary inside: AU story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,546 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Fenrir G., Hermione G.