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Joined 10-10-10, id: 2571307, Profile Updated: 05-25-13
Author has written 18 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Thor, Avengers, and Vampire Diaries.

PROUD MEMBER OF LOKI'S ARMY. Kneel & Obey

Welcome to my realm.

My name is Jade...But you may call me:

* Jade (obviously)
* Luna
* Moony

* Nessie
* Crazy Psyco Bitch
Take your pick... :)

I AM GRYFFINDOR, HEAR ME ROAR!!!!!...rawr haha I'm now on Pottermore, feel free to add the name's NifflerPurple2435 :)

I also write some of my stories on Deviant ART, my name is DirtyLittleHalfBlood :) come check it out :)

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I enjoy watching/reading/writing about:

Harry Potter
* Doctor Who
* The Avengers
* Thor
* Captain America
* Iron Man
* Sweeney Todd
* Twilight
* True Blood

I'm a HUGE potter fan...My faves are the Weasley boys...However, Arthur and Percy I can live without :/

I plan to write my first yaio in a while...Not sure if it will be any good but oh well. However please be paitent with this as My other fictions have taken priority.

*I am happy to do requests of any kind...this includes anything from K to M although I prefer writing M's and T's :) If you have any stories that you want brought to life, send me a PM with a pairing and some main points (e.g. slash, sex, fluffyness etc..)

I am also happy to Beta :) So again any queries...PM :)

Also I know that a lot of you readers aren't reviewing...Im seeing the hits but no feedback. I would appreciate it if people would leave reviews as it lets me know whether I am doing my job properly and whether you guys are enjoying what I am writing...

So long story short, PLEASE REVIEW

Thanks a bunch :) Dirty Little Half-Blood xx

IMPORTANT NOTE:
* I am still using my moms laptop, but have started to use the "copy and paste" upload where I write directy on here :) So just slow updates really :P

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My Hero by maia.maiestas reviews
In a new London club Hermione finds herself in a bit of trouble. Luckily Fred is there and more than happy to step into the role of hero. Only Fred's heroisme has some consequenses that no one saw coming. WARNING: smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W.
When a Prankster Gets His Girl by michelle1203 reviews
George and Sarah continue their lives outside of Hogwarts, but will they get married and have kids? How did Sarah and the twins get so close at Hogwarts? What was it like for her with her father in Azkaban? Sequel to 'When a Prank Goes Too Far'. Please Review. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,406 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 1/21/2007 - George W., OC
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Those Who Dance Within the Flame by Scarlet has Fantasy Issues reviews
"George, please make this easy for the both of us…" "Make what easy?" George knocked her hand down and pulled her to him. "Selena, you're talking like this is goodbye for us." George/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 152,345 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - George W., OC - Complete
10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 by jac32oz reviews
Harry Potter characters describing their loved ones in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2, then 1 words. Including Ginny/Harry, Ron/Hermione, Ron/Rose, Ron/Hugo, Rose/Scorpius, Snape/Lily, Remus/Tonks, and LOTS more. Mostly canon pairings. Complete for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Things We Missed by Iffy Jr reviews
Thor/Loki. "There was so much that Thor missed about Loki, and he would do absolutely anything to get back to the way things were. A fight or two wasn't really in his plans to do it, but it certainly couldn't hurt. Thor missed him too much to back out now." COMPLETE.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Loki's Mortal Pet by Hiddlestoner1998 reviews
Fem!reader / Loki basically PWP you wake up from a nightmare in your and Loki's chambers. He's there for you, wanting you the same way you always want him. Warning! Jotun!Loki M-rated for pure smut.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Loki - Complete
A Home for My Heart by GreenLoki reviews
A moment in which Loki hates Midgardian traditions, Tony gets his way, and they get hitched.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Cinema Trip by NinjaCookieXD reviews
Tony takes Loki to see his new film Iron Man 3, but gets a little bored with just sitting around. FrostIron, and rated M for a reason. From a roleplay with Doctor Maz. Please review and enjoy ;D
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Caught by 2kitsune reviews
Loki is caught pleasuring himself in the baths by his brother Thor, trying to get away the Blackett is stopped and the night goes in a direction neither of them had though it would have gone. "It was Interesting" Loki whispered, fixing Thor with a smoldering look before sauntering away with a sway of his hips. Rated M!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Fever by That Fire reviews
Thor has seen Loki's Jotun form before, of course has. He's felt the ice cold skin under his fingertips and he's looked into blood red eyes, seen them fill with pain and hurt, watched them turn back to Æsir green and pale skin. But, this time is different. [imported from AO3]
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Substitute by Miyai reviews
Sometimes, you can t see how things will turn out in the end. Thor couldn t have anticipated what kind of thing got going when he took a woman of the Vanir, quite resembling Loki, to bed with him, as a substitute of the beloved, treasured brother he could never have... T/M-Rating, pre-Movie, Thorki/ ThunderFrost-Slash
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
and the sun will rise by hitorlesmis reviews
Another exhausting day on 'The Dark World' film set, and, back in his flat, Tom has pretty much had it with etiquette.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Thor, Loki
Spoils of War by Padaloki reviews
In return for quelling Laufey's rebellion, Odin gives Thor Laufey's youngest son as a slave. Captured and alone, Loki waits in fear of what he will suffer at Thor's hands. However, Thor turns out to be much kinder than Loki expected him to be. One-shot. Slightly AU.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Unmasked by son-of-puji reviews
Sequel to Faceless. Thor and Loki don't know of each other that they visit the same special tavern for special needs... Can this stay forever this way, or like every secret, it's bound to be revealed, too. Thor/Loki
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,712 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
A Very Lonely Day by Padaloki reviews
In which Thor completely forgets his little brother's birthday, and returns to the palace to find that Loki has spent the day crying in his bedroom. Pre-Thor. Contains mentions self-harm and a potentially lethal amount of angst and brotherly fluff.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
What Are You Implying? by ColorfulLokitty reviews
After arriving home from a party one night, Tony finds an unexpected visitor on his balcony. Maybe it's because of the alcohol he recently had or just not caring anymore but Tony finally gives him that drink and things take a different turn from there; one as unexpected as the visitor himself. FrostIron. One-Shot. M obviously.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Harmonious Discord by Klaine Lover 101 reviews
Spoilers for Thor 2. Thor/Loki. Thor/Jane. Loki is being abused in an Asguardian jail, and after seven months of torture, he can't take it anymore. Can Thor save him? Full list of warnings inside. Complete. Please Review!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Faceless by son-of-puji reviews
There is a special tavern in Asgard where, in complete anonymity, anyone can have their desire granted. Thor/Loki
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,582 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Jealousy by FlashySyren reviews
Very Pre-Thor. 'His need to hurt her as her action had hurt him, twisted his lips into a malicious smile. "What did you think was going to happen, Sif? Did you truly believe that Thor would change his womanizing ways and make you his if you threw yourself at him?"' Rated M for smut. LokixSif
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Loki, Sif - Complete
Fire, Evil and Lies by Trixie Ray reviews
[SPOILERS if you haven't watched Thor: The Dark World's trailer] Thor can't stand Loki's last betrayal.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Starry-Eyed by Sociopathic Neko-nyan reviews
But there are dreams that cannot be. Reader/Loki. Rated M for sexual content.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Loki - Complete
Highly Illegal Activities by LaufeysonChild reviews
What would have happened if John had found Sherlock chained up in the hotel room, and had plans of his own? Reviews are always welcome! Possibly more chapters to come!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Avengers Karaoke by NinjaCookieXD reviews
When Thor messages Tony that they haven't met in a while, Loki suggests the Avengers do karaoke, but what happens when Tony chooses the songs? Or at least tries to. Main pairings include FrostIron, ClinTasha, CoulSteve and a surprise one at the end.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,908 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki] - Complete
The Unwanted Tutor by vegetasbubble reviews
Hermione Granger, smartest witch of her age, is asked by Headmistress McGonagall to help tutor a certain classmate in a very particular field. Post War. DH compliant, though EWE. Written for the 2013 Dramione Valentine's Love Fest lj user "dramionelove" based on prompt 44. Graciously beta read by lj user "unseen1969" and Lothair. Enjoy and comment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,442 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Angels Among Us by Scarlet has Fantasy Issues reviews
fluffy time with George and his children.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2013 - George W., OC - Complete
Never Had A Friend Like You by Scarlet has Fantasy Issues reviews
Snape/Luna Hermione/ Fred...etc. Random head canons. Now taking pairing suggestions!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Severus S., Luna L.
Strings by son-of-puji reviews
Odin witnesses a scene between his sons in Loki's prison cell that no father should see. But is what he saw really what actually happened? Thor/Loki
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Hurt but not broken by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
Edward get too much for Bella to deal with. She finally ends things with him and he doesn't take it too well. She leaves with Alice and Jasper. After a accident, Bella is found by a strange Vampire with beautiful red eyes. Rated M. lemons. please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 110,289 - Reviews: 2977 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bella, Peter
Atramentum by brandy01 reviews
A chance encounter at The Burrow leads Hermione to realise that Dragon taming is not only the only gift Charlie Weasley possesses. She endeavors to discover just what his other talents are.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
If You Give Loki a Headcanon by Padaloki reviews
...Then he'll write his own fanfiction. One-shot, bit of a crack fic: In a burst of rage, Loki writes a scathing story about the Avengers, which leads to a little introspection and a lot of fluff.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Alohomora by Bari Sax Player reviews
Just a crazy little one shot idea I had while watching Goblet of Fire. George likes Hermione, Fred locks them in a bathroom with only one way out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
More Than You Can Handle by mimithenumberon reviews
'Why do I get myself into these situations? Better yet; How, in the name of Odin, did I even get here! Oh right….Loki. Of course…' Thor manages to get caught in another one of Loki's creative tricks...XD Warning: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M. Hope you like and please leave a review! ENJOY! XD
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Thor, Loki] - Complete
Under the Table by 2kitsune reviews
Loki teleports into stark tower when The Avengers are having dinner and has a little fun with Tony under the table.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Worth It by Exxal reviews
PWP - Intersex!Loki - Thorki*
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Bullets by Haleine Delail reviews
Martha gets herself into a major, ugly bind. The Doctor tries to get her out, but in order to save their lives, they have to cross a line that will change everything they thought they knew about each other, and their relationship. Be warned, this story is quite dark. Oneshot!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,221 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2012 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
In My Arms by Satia Entreri reviews
Jack Harkness and the 10th Doctor rescue humans from a slave-trader-ship - but as usual things become far worse then they would have assumed in the beginning.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Execution by Shira Lansys reviews
Written for Kink #71 of Gamma's Kink Challenge. Voldemort rather enjoys killing people and Bellatrix gets him off. Warnings for violence and sexual enjoyment of violence. Also warnings for sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Whirlwind by Horus.Potter reviews
Ron stumbles upon an unexpected romance. A request fic for Dirty Little Half-Blood. RonxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,742 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Ron W., OC - Complete
Love The One You're With by Merlin07 reviews
When you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/20/2012 - 10th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Blackmail by Lucy Fullbuster reviews
Snape is doing his rounds on the fourth floor when he hears someone calling his name. He follows the sound and is shocked by his discovery. Absolutely not for children. HG/SS. OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Kiss of War by Shira Lansys reviews
It's a war and, in wars, there are battles. In battles people die. Friends, family, lovers... it could be any one of them. Luckily, this isn't one of those battles. RLSB. For metaphorical cookies, spot the Supernatural quote.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Purple Pain by onebigscribble reviews
It's Hermione's 21st Birthday and she is convinced that she'll never attract a certain Weasley twin. Fred has the a seemingly perfect plan to get Hermione alone. But how will they fare when faced with tempers, big mouths, angry cats, hangovers, and truth or dare? Written for the TE September Challenge. Rated M for language and adult scenes. Fred/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Hush by Aidan's Eyebrows reviews
Loki hates Valentine's day. Smut and Fluff. Sorry, I suck at summaries. Reviews are always appreciated!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Smith and Jones by Hoshi Gin Tsukino reviews
Martha's got a problem. Mr. Smith apparently has the same one. Before they can take on the Judoon, Miss Jones wants to fix it. Nothing going into the loo and locking the door can't fix. Smutty!Ten/Martha
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2012 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
The 6 Erotic Inventions by SlashMaster987 reviews
As their popularity grew, the twins started making adult products and are now testing them for themselves to know how they work a bit better. Twincest, Weasleycest, Slash, Rated M, Lemons, I don't own harry potter blah blah blah...Don't like? Don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,460 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 2/23/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Kiss Me Hard Before You Go by Herbyvore reviews
Hermione's feeling a little nervous about a reunion at Hogwarts a year after Voldermort's down fall but Fred has a new product that just may be of assistance. -This is my first fic so any feedback would be gratefully received! The story is loosely based around Lana Del Ray's song 'Summertime Sadness.' Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Savour by blood-songs reviews
"What's the matter, Thor?" His voice is goading. "Can't handle a little heat?" Written for the prompt: body shots, and a bar.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
What's The Point? by keria1123 reviews
Rose is gone along with everyone the doctor ever cared about so what's the point. contains self harm and self hate along with suicide.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete
That's The Weasley Way REWRITE by AllThereIs reviews
Fred and Hermione celibrate the fall of Voldemort in their own little way. Rewritten because the original sucks. Fluff AND smut! You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Speak by A Quarter Past reviews
or, Why the Doctor Never Gets it on with Humans. COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Do you feel different, Georgie? by NewyorkBeat13 reviews
Fred and George have just turned 15, but George is starting to feel different, and for his own twin brother! Lot's of sex Mature! Get's better in later chapters Hating is bad!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Fred W., George W.
My Torture by At Some Actor's West Side Loft reviews
After getting out of the Forest of the Dead, Donna and the Doctor come to realize they need each other more than they ever imagined. A bit of a one shot, but driven largely by their friendship/humor. First fanfic and first bit of smut I'm publishing, so any and all feedback/reviewing is appreciated!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,765 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
White Carnations by Canute reviews
Maybe Thor never really realized how much he had until now, when it's walking away from him. To be fair, maybe Loki never really did, either. AU, Thor/Loki; underage, almost-rape, mentions of homophobia
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
You Belong to Me by Kjpanny Kjchristie17 reviews
A work accident renders Fred as a five year old child. Dealing with a work emergency, George leaves his twin in the care of Hermione. Chaos occurs when the five-year old Fred decides that 'My-nee belongs to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Benefits System by Basmathgirl reviews
What is a curious Time Lord to do? The Doctor catches Donna reading a magazine article about 'friends with benefits' and wonders what the heck it means.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,375 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
A Gryffindor Augurey by ykickamoocow111 reviews
In an AU 6th year where Ron didn't hook up with Lavender, Ron and Hermione are on patrol one night when they happen upon an unusual party being held in the Room of Requirement. Written by BlackHawk13 back in 2010 for a R/Hr Big Bang Challenge. I take none of the credit for this story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,981 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Suspicions by Shira Lansys reviews
James thinks that Remus might be in a secret relationship with Lily. Well, he was half right... RLSB, JPLE, onesided RLLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2012 - James P. - Complete
Beasts At Midnight by stfuOllie reviews
One shot about the Midnight Beast going venue hunting. Slight Stashley.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Complete
Dear sixteen year old me, by MischiefManaged007 reviews
Harry Potter characters write letters of advice to their sixteen year old selves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 108 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 2597 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011
Chameleon Changes by Shira Lansys reviews
While the Marauders are trying to become animagi, something goes awry and Sirius and Remus switch bodies. And if Remus thought that being Sirius would be his biggest problem, he's got another thing coming. RemusSirius, slash. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,552 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Talk by Beatifulrobot reviews
Molly and Arthur Weasley decided it's time for the dreaded "Talk" with some of their children, But is it too late ? Oneshot there may be potential for a sequel not sure yet. Rated M just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Count With Me by jesrod82 reviews
Music, lights, and drinking at a Muggle nightclub. Add in an empty bathroom and a loosened-up Hermione, and Ron is a happy man!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Good Vibrations by jesrod82 reviews
Hermione teaches Ron how to use a very... special muggle device. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Payback by Luthina reviews
"Malfoy!" "Weasel?" "Could you do me the biggest favor of my life?" "Depends, what is it? Will you pay me?" "I'll give you five Galleons. All I need is for you to kiss me; right here, right now." GD, Alternate 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,582 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Routine by TwistFiction reviews
'Get to your dorm' He said. 'It'll do you some good.' How is this good...? Why did I let it get this far? Dramione's mistake. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Slave for a Day by doctor b. broseph reviews
In a dire need of assistance Ron makes an Unbreakable Vow with Fred and George, realising only too late the consequences of allowing the twin's complete control over his actions, crossing lines he rather leave uncrossed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,654 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Ron W., Fred W. - Complete
Behind Closed doors! by Cullen-Crazy-96 reviews
Hermione hates Draco? Maybe outside the prefect common room but behind closed doors what happens between them? Will Hermione and Ron be over?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Werewolf with a Wild Side by Aleicia Wolfe reviews
Smutty one shot of Remus/OC for Dirty Little Half Blood. Rated M for a reason. Remus is a teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Veritaserum by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Fred Weasley has always been a smooth talker, but when he finds he finds himself under the influence of Veritaserum, he admits much more than he ever planned to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,253 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Rose and the Stranger Named Ron: New Version by jac32oz reviews
Rose has known all her life that she isn't anything like her family, the Potters. During this story, Rose will discover the truth about her real parents, and who she really is. REWRITTEN. YOU DON'T NEED TO READ THE OTHER ONE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Ron W., Rose W.
Sudden Interest by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Fred Weasley finds himself in an awkward situation that causes him to take notice of a girl he'd never considered. His eyes are opened and suddenly he's taken interest in Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,442 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Do You Know Me? by swings and roundabouts reviews
After a late shift at work, Sookie finds a half naked Godric running down the road with no memories of who he is and why he is there. SxG SxGxE M
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,788 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Sookie S., Godric
My Snake Gets Jealous by Aleicia Wolfe reviews
Smutty one shot of Severus/OC for LadyofSlytherin101. Rated M for a reason
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Mischief Managed by HedwigBlack reviews
In which the Marauders put the finishing touches on their map. Reviews appreciated :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Marauders - Complete
A week of muggle fun Old Version by karrajoa reviews
Ron's going to stay at Hermione's place a whole week during their vacation. Her parent's aren't home and the two teenagers are left by themselves,what will this mean to the two teenagers?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,659 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Dark Whisper Continued by In Treatment for OCD reviews
Alice tries to save Bella from a dark world of promiscuity, but things go astray! Dominant Carlisle & Jasper! Multiple Lemons! Adopted/Continued w/Permission. AH/AU, Completely OOC. Graphic Slash, Unusual Kink, Anything Goes! Rated M for a Reason! D/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,745 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Alice, Bella
I Thee Forcefully Wed by Parvati48 reviews
Harry and the gang are back for their 7th year at Hogwarts and the Ministry has instilled a Marriage Law. Hermione gets Draco, will they ever find love and happiness?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 182,061 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pumpkin Juice and Feathers by Roseblue14 reviews
The story of how Remus gets covered in pumpkin juice and feathers. I do not own Harry potter. Thanks to 14hp1 for beta reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Marauders, Remus L. - Complete
Exercise in Restraint by GoldenHeart92 reviews
Participating in a charity auction leaves the Doctor in charge. Warnings inside!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,546 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
The Hardest Part by TheAuthorWhoLived reviews
Ron has lost the most important person in his life. Only one person is there that can help, even though he doesn't know it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,652 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Corrosion of the Soul by Shira Lansys reviews
Prequel to 'Catch a Glimpse', but can be read seperately. Moriarty's winning, and there's only one thing that Sherlock can think to do. Also known as "Shira's Unlikely Theory As To How Sherlock Survived". Contains hints of Sherlock/John, sort of.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Adventures in a Muggle Supermarket by templeg reviews
or, One Armchair, One Jar Of Evil And Rather Too Much Feminine Hygiene. Remus and Sirius get lost in a Muggle supermarket, MWPP-era, Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Together by xxkissmeimirishxx reviews
Fred and George always share. *Everything.* WARNING this is Twincest- DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ. Thank you to all the people who responded and luved! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Don't Go by Angel-Of-Death-136 reviews
The final battle draws closer. It's tomorrow but one couple don't want to fight. If they do only one will return. She has one try to make him stay. Will he stay or go? Will he choose her or war? Or will he forge a new path of his own to follow depite her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Forbidden Lover by Slytherinjunkie20 reviews
Ginny always did have her brothers wrapped around her finger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Ginny W., Charlie W.
Sheer Curiosity by harrys-girl-4-life reviews
When Hermione coaxes Ron to follow Harry on one of his late night escapades, they find much more than they bargained for. Will they sieze their opportunity to act on their feelings for each other? Or will they be too surprised at their findings? ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Much Better Than Doing Lines by blissedoutvixen reviews
Hermione gets detention with a certain Professor. Of age, 7th year Hermione. BDSM. Shameless smut, but with dashes of romance and sweetness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,190 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Colour Coding by emopoet28 reviews
It was a mystery the likes of which John Watson had never yet faced – figuring out Sherlock's eye colour. What the bloody hell is it?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Feelings and Other Things Exposed by Alexis Jones-Smith reviews
Re-write Martha walks in on the Doctor. New chapter posted. Review!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,212 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2012 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
The Art of Tag by iBravery reviews
Her heart was racing as she ran to the farthest part of the store, she was sure no one would find her. Oh, how wrong she was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012 - George W., OC - Complete
The Brothers Weasley by Alice in the Rabbithole reviews
Fred and George always had many talents – one was with the ladies. The Devilish Duo work their wonders. Well, they DO say two is better than one ... No slash, but more than a fair amount of smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,048 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Things That Should Be Said by MischiefManaged007 reviews
"Hermione. The ring. The question. Which is the problem?" George and Ron discuss Hermione, Fred and the things that need to be said. Rated for the Weasley language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Ron W., George W. - Complete
The Death of Hermione Granger by jac32oz reviews
AU. What if Hermione had died during the of Hogwarts? How will Ron carry on without his loved one? WILL he carry on without his loved one?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Ron's Proposal by jac32oz reviews
One-shot. Ron has a very unique way of proposing to Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Riding the Broom by jac32oz reviews
One-shot. Hermione offers to ride a broom instead of a Thestral in DH, to protect Harry even more, but two Harrys firmly deny this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's POV of her Torture by jac32oz reviews
Hermione's POV. So all of the same stuff happens in the book or Hermione's torture, except this is Hermione's POV. Like it says in the title. It's the first thing I ever wrote, so don't be too harsh. Just read it. And review it. It's not too bad, I think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
One hell of a weekend by InnocentSmile97 reviews
The Midnight Beast band fanfic - will soon have own TV show! Someone has the bright idea for the three Midnight Beast boys to go camping together… Little language. Anything bad is *** out. Friendship of all of them.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2011
Here for you by InnocentSmile97 reviews
The Midnight Beast band fanfic - will soon be getting own TV show! Dru can tell something's not quite right with Ashley… But what? Dru is determined to find out. NOT SLASH. Only a few chapters. Little language. Anything bad is *** out. Ash/Dru friends
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Complete
Just Another Yule Ball by Eleee reviews
'Tragic,' he thought to himself. 'Such a pretty little witch, crying over some idiot like Ronald.' - Lemon, not suitable for minors. Set directly after the Yule Ball and on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
That of Nicknames by MischiefManaged007 reviews
Ron and Hermione have a discussion of sorts regarding nicknames. All dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Fred's Funeral by Artemis225 reviews
My first song-fic. George and Ginny sing a special song at Fred's funeral. Fred is watching, among various other people. Hope you cry, because I did.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2011 - George W., Ginny W. - Complete
A Night of Seduction by Slytherinjunkie20 reviews
After a near death experience, Severus Snape is comforted by Madame Pomfrey in the best way possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Severus S., Poppy P. - Complete
Blood Quill by AnimalCops reviews
Brought to Umbridge's office to get a punishment, the twins are forced to write with the blood quill, however, it seems as though their punishment doesn't turn out the way that the professor wanted it to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Memories by tomgirl1219 reviews
George drowns his sorrows in Fire Whiskey, confinced Fred, he adored other half, is dead. Fred is found in the wreakage of Hogwarts alive. He spends a whole year in a coma, and when Fred wakes up, he doesn't remember anything. Not even George himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,077 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Sweet, Sweet popcorn by Cullen-Crazy-96 reviews
Hermione and Ginny go to the cinemas but what happens? First Femmeslash please be nice R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sleepless Nights by Suitsandstrips reviews
Fred makes a confession to George while he thinks he is asleep. FredxGeorge!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Sunday Undies on a Saturday by luvscharlie reviews
Getting lucky on Halloween is harder than it looks. Some people really have to work at it. George/Lavender
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/9/2011 - George W., Lavender B. - Complete
I Shagged a Weasley Twin by Aleicia Wolfe reviews
This is for LauRawrCat. I hope you like it. George/OC. Rated M for a reason
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2011 - George W., OC - Complete
Payback by ReclaimMyPlace reviews
Ron punish Draco for what he d done to Harry. And he punish him HARD.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,136 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Love and Sex and Magic by theycallmelokiontumblr reviews
Hermione gets rescued from Malfoy manner by someone she never expected and as hard as she tries, she can't help but find that the boy she knew was really the man she had always dreamed of. Rated M for sexual content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,215 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dear Fred by HannahTWAiden-G reviews
Post Harry Potter final battle, George writes a letter to Fred explaining his grief of having lost his twin in the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - George W., Fred W.
When will it end? by Cullen-Crazy-96 reviews
One shot story about Bella and her abusive parents.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Bella - Complete
And I Swear by jesrod82 reviews
When Ron's vulgar language goes too far will he be willing to give it up in order to have a happy wife? Will it help their marriage, or will it backfire? COMPLETE! *Winner of Best Comedy in the 2012 Romione Awards on Tumblr!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,143 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Pureblood with a secret by Cullen-Crazy-96 reviews
So a new girl starts Hogwarts where will she be sorted and will she be tempted by the bad boy of the school?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - OC, Draco M.
Checkmate by Horus.Potter reviews
Ron and Hermione like to play a teasing game of strip-chess now and again, but this time the stakes might be too embarrassing for the loser! RW/HG and HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Desires of a Serpent's Heart by HollyClarissa reviews
Fred & George Weasley get into trouble with the Slytherin Prefect, in an attempt to get out of detention they take her to the Room of Requirement to persaude her. Threesome/Fred/George/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Not Coming Out by midnight989 reviews
Hermione's locked herself in her room, and it's up to Fred to talk her into coming out...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Drunker the Better! At Least, With Hot Company by PerplexingParadox reviews
It's funny that the world's savior, a valiant Gryffindork, wouldn't know how to take shots. Cue the devious Slytherin to the rescue! Rated T for language and themes, rating will change next chapter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
I has your Nose! by Cullen-Crazy-96 reviews
Post D.H...Fred Weasley has always been a joker, but has he finally been beaten?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Fred W. - Complete
Pierce Express by ThornLeaf reviews
Fred/George/Luna Fred is convinced to get a new piercing by his two lovers, yet is not properly rewarded for the act of such bravery. It's a muggle needle after all, and a man has needs...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Sacrifice by Neko Shimyureta reviews
Her final sacrifice, his final breath
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - OC, Ron W. - Complete
The Wrong Blonde by Sunshine-aki reviews
Rated M to be safe & for later chapters. Includes but not limited to under-age sex, gayness, gay-sex & swearing. First chapter is mostly random crap. Mostly filler until chapter 3 & up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Bill W., Draco M.
My Boss by Aleicia Wolfe reviews
Smutty one-shot. Fred/Me
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Pleasure Slave by Aleicia Wolfe reviews
Smuty one-shot. Hermione/George
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Prankster by Slytherinjunkie20 reviews
Gryffindor sixth and seventh years decide to pull a prank on the other three houses in Hogwarts to leave their legacy behind. What happens when one of the ring leaders of the operation, Ginny Weasley, has to take one for the team?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Severus S., Ginny W. - Complete
Private Party by waywardbard reviews
Another Quidditch Victory, and Ron can't wait for the after-party. Hermione, however, has a different plan in mind. Co-written 13-Apr-2005, pre-DH. One shot, RW/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Venting by browneyes024 reviews
Luna teaches Harry a new way to work out his feelings. It's pretty effective. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
This One Thing by Horus.Potter reviews
Harry has a secret. One that he shares with only Ron. This one thing keeps him grounded in a world that has gone completely mental. But this one thing just might save him. - Boy on boy love - RW/HP Sex, Fluff, Love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Ron and the Spiders by Horus.Potter reviews
Ron's tap dancing spiders get in the way of Harry's sleep schedule. While watching Spongebob the episode Home Sweet Pineapple I had an idea for a humorous scene. Enjoy. pairing is as friends only
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Angela's Failure by ThornLeaf reviews
Fred comes home after a date with Angela dissatisfied and disjointed. Lucky George is home to sort things out and calm his mind. Twincest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Claim My Innocence by countryangelatheart reviews
Harry has a problem. Can Ron help him solve it? **Rated for mature sexual content and vulgar language.**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Granger by needysaurusrex reviews
"Oi, Granger." George said. Hermione lifted her head up from the book she was reading and looked up at the older ginger. "What?" She asked. George twitched his head towards the garden. "C'mere." George said. "I have something for you." George/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2011 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Whipped Cream by KJmom reviews
A little whipped cream and a moment of weakness changes everything for Fred and Ron. This is SLASH, it is also WEASLEYCEST. If you aren't interested, just don't click, ok?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Fred W., Ron W. - Complete
Turning Twenty One by Horus.Potter reviews
Spoiler: It's George's first birthday without Fred. George doesn't feel like getting out of bed, let alone celebrating, but his family and friends have a present for him and he's just curious enough to see what it is. Dedicated to my twin. xox
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/27/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
That Hot Summer Night by needysaurusrex reviews
It was one of the hottest nights in England, and the Burrow felt it, especially with eight people in the small house. Not even a cooling charm had any effect on the house. But Hermione found a way to beat the heat. George/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/21/2011 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Forbidden Magic by HarryPotterRulesMyLife reviews
Fred is confronted by someone he can't see in his shop. What will happen when that mysterious someone is actually George, and their encounter was less than brotherly? Smut, Twincest, Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
More Than Enough by kiera-sama reviews
Fred proposes to Hermione during the final battle. What really happened...Rated M Due to Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fragile by MotherGoddessOfChickens reviews
Hermione accidently sees Fred in the shower, and can't stop thinking about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
I Solemly Swear That I'm Up To No Good by HannahTWAiden-G reviews
Post-Fred, George re-lives the night when Fred and himslef realised they love each other. FW/GW Twincest. IF YOU DON'T LIKE DON'T READ. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Hell's not so bad by moore8879 reviews
Story is in Jasper's POV. This is Twilight with a twist. Jasper and Carlisle are mates, but they always felt that there was something missing in their relationship. That is until the new girl comes to Forks. Is it an instant connection for the three?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,520 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Chemical X by oreo-and-proud reviews
Testing out new products for the Wheezes was fun right? George doesn't think so with the possibility of him losing all control and not only telling Fred how he feels, but showing him as well... in the best way possible. TWINCEST, HARD PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/9/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Life of a Portrait, Nothing to Do but Watch by PerplexingParadox reviews
A portrait does her duty, and keeps incriminating knowledge to herself. But that doesn't mean that she can't see what others are blinded to. The Fat Lady has watched the Weasley Twins for many a year, and knows exactly what she sees. M in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Please, Don't Cry by TeamGredAndForge reviews
'Right at this moment, I'm watching you from across the room. We're sat in our bedroom, each on our own beds. Both of us writing a letter we hope the other will never read.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Whole Again by Horus.Potter reviews
Spoilers for DH: When Ron left something broke. Their friendship would never be the same. Pieces were missing. Ripped from their hearts. How can one ever be whole again with so many pieces missing? HP/RW HP/HG RW/HG RW/HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Last Friday Night TGIF by R.J. Summer reviews
One shot. Hermione has been studying as usual. But it's a Friday night! Fred and George convince her to take the night off and have a little fun with them. Rated M for good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Twice As Clever As You by Xhearthope2die reviews
this is a frequent fantasy i have concerning the infamous Weasley Twins, Fred and George. Because, dear god, I think they are amazing. And I imagine they're always amazing...always.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Fred W., George W.
A Favor by Suitsandstrips reviews
After 2 weeks of acting strange Fred asks George for a favor. Yaoi, twincest! FWxGW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
After the Film by TeamGredAndForge reviews
All our favourite characters give their opinions on the new Harry Potter film. Much hilarity occurs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Truth by Resm reviews
Just how far is Draco willing to go to save his father?Oneshot Rape Draco/Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Draco M., Ron W.
Leaving George by TeamGredAndForge reviews
Fred reminisces as he watches George after his death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
When A Prank Goes Too Far by michelle1203 reviews
We all know that Fred & George are the prank kings of the world who never get caught. But when they decide to prank an unsupecting girl, will the twins get more than they bargained for? Edited and Complete! No flames please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 38,488 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 11/6/2005 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
I Can't Live Without You by thiefqueenbakura17 reviews
After Freds' death, George is torn apart, and he can't live like this. MXM TWINCEST. Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
It's Not Incest, It's Masturbation by PerplexingParadox reviews
Harry stumbles across something that he really did NOT intend to see. Luckily for him, the twins have a perfectly reasonable explanation for him. Lemon PWP One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Crazy by Angel-Of-Death-136 reviews
This is just a really short poem describing Alice I made it up when I was bored have a read and PLEASE REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Alice - Complete
Discovering Me, Discovering You by kissmeintherain26 reviews
It's Christmas Eve, and Fred and Blayne are head over heels in love. Together, they'll make this Christmas a Christmas to remember. An outtake from the story Love is Our Weapon chapter 25 VERY mature audiences only
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Fred W., OC - Complete
ME IS NO MORE by twilightmamaof3 reviews
NOT FOR JAKE LOVERS!DISCLAIMER: DONT OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT THE STORY WHICH IS TRUE. this is based on a real life event. Bella invites jake over he hurts her in the worst way her brother emmett is there for her through the healing. Better then it sounds
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Baby Barked ! by Angel-Of-Death-136 reviews
Emily has her first childern but has a surprise when she finds out a certain vampire is after her not Bella. what will happen to the babies and what happens to Sam in all of this Rated T for some bad language in future chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,538 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Emily, Sam - Complete
I wanna do bad things with you by Millazz reviews
The deleted scene where Edward takes Bella for a run and climbs up the tree with her from the first twilight movie and what happens afterwards with Carlisle and Esme, steaming hot vampire sex! Rated M for a good reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Rub A Dub Dub by Kaya Winn reviews
Cedric goes in for a bath, but he finds something very shocking. "F…Fred, d…don't tease." George whimpered pleadingly. "Please…" Cedric is doomed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Cedric D., Fred W. - Complete
A Cross Dressed Time Lord by heintz571 reviews
Donna and the Doctor visit and unsual planet with just as unusal festival
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
The Wiggling Doctor by heintz571 reviews
Donna notices how much the Doctor wiggles and decides to do something about it.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2011 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
20 Questions by A Sirius Crush On Moony reviews
The Marauders play 20 Questions to find out who Remus likes. Slash Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Rubies by TheViolentFemme reviews
Spin off poem from the line in "My Friends". UPDATE! New poems, not Sweeney Todd, are added. Take a look see if ya like
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009
A Little Romance by anotherglass reviews
One shot romantic story featuring Eric and Sookie. Technically post season 3 but mostly a stand alone with some lemony goodness.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Good Vibrations by SweetnSour246 reviews
Ginny gives Hermione a special birthday present to help her relax. Is Hermione ready to try something new?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Fancy a dance? by hoshi'lite reviews
Harry has a plan for a little fun at a local nightclub but just who he has fun with is a surprise... Harry/Fred/George THRESOME!FIC M/M HIGHLY SEXUAL CONTENT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Too Tight by Sunnykisses reviews
When a surprise trip courtesy of the TARDIS goes wrong, Rose is a little shaken. Who better to help than a Doctor? One shot request for Ze Lover. Hope you enjoy, this one is for you-sorry for the bad summary!Complete. 10/Rose lemon.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
WWW latest product:Dirty Little Secrets by naiad8 reviews
Fred and George decide to use Ron and Hermione for their latest little experiment. What will happen if they can't stop talking dirty...RWHG Fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sex on Fire by VampQueenV reviews
Bill is shocked to stumble upon something he never thought he would see.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,987 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
She is the Smartest Afterall by klber3 reviews
Hermione tutors Fred Weasley in the wee hours of the morning, what could go wrong? LEMON! Mature! HGFW, one-shot. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Just a Taste by MissBloodyDel reviews
Being Head Girl means Hermione must share a dorm with Head Boy, Draco. But things have changed- he's nicer. And when Hermione discovers something about him, their relationship will never be the same. One-shot. Rated M. Review please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cocky Bastard by MissBloodyDel reviews
Could Hermione's promotion lead to an office romance? As soon as she sees her new boss she would have scoffed at the idea. But just because Draco Malfoy is a cocky bastard doesn't mean sparks can't fly. Short- 2 Chapters. Rated M for chapter 2. DM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Fred Would Say by TeamGredAndForge reviews
George then looked down and saw the tears. He knelt down to Fred's level and wiped them away. "Don't you cry," he told him, not unkindly. "If there was one thing that Fred hated, it was tears."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Lez B Friends by Amortentia Veritaserum reviews
when Draco, Neville, and Harry must sing like The Midnight Beast to pass today's Muggle Studies Class, will they sing in tune or will they get booed? Based on The Midnight Beast song Lez B Friends. Rated T for Lyrics
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Her Fantasies by MissBloodyDel reviews
Companion to "His Fantasies". A short one-shot of one of Hermione's fevered fantasies. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
His Fantasies by MissBloodyDel reviews
A smut-filled one-shot of one of Draco's dirty fantasies. Enough said. LOL. Major smut- so beware. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Puppy Love by MissBloodyDel reviews
Based on an illustration. A perk of being a big, furry cuddly dog. Sirius the manwhore. He knows how to get the chicks ; Rated T. Short, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Bonbon Du Couer by seanbiggerstaffrox reviews
Part 2 of my Bonbon Series. Sequel to Bonbon D'amor. Fred/Ron. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,872 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Fred W., Ron W. - Complete
Mistress Anne Returns by TwilightGuru09 reviews
Here is that Dominatrix again back for a second time to play with the doctor. Warning the is rated M for a reason. Adult content. Not suitable for those under 18. This is a sequel to my other story "Esme and The Riding Crop". Each story can stand alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Mixed Up by Chibi Binasu-chan reviews
His mouth came back up to pounce her with a passionate kiss. Finally, she had brought him out of his hesitant state. "Rose," he whispered. - Short one-shot, lemon.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Sparkles versus the Viking by melissakay reviews
What happens when Bella and possesive sparkly peen Edward visit Fangtasia? Will Bella stand by her man, or will she be tempted by viking-vamp hottie Eric Northman? Will Eric and Edward face off in a WWE inspired smackdown? And can we watch!
Crossover - Twilight & True Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Eric N. - Complete
It Was A Post Fred Habit by PreventPersuadePervert reviews
Short little oneshot about George waking up after a very interesting dream. Post Series, AU, Twincest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Brotherly Love by ShounenSuki reviews
Ron stumbles upon his two elder brothers having some night-time fun and is 'persuaded' to join in for some brotherly bonding. A George, Fred, and Ron Weasley fic, written for my sister and to up my word count for NaNoWriMo
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Ron W., George W. - Complete
God Bless Those Muggles by dude18 reviews
Hermione and Fred are alone and things get a little hot. One-shot. Don't like don't read. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
An AfterSchool Lesson by ShounenSuki reviews
While sneaking through the halls of Hogwarts, Draco comes across an unexpected guest who teaches him a lesson he won't forget. A Bill x Draco fanfic written for my sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Bill W., Draco M. - Complete
A letter for my daddy by cullen-lover4ever reviews
Edward comes home one night and finds a letter from Renesmee on her bed for him! What does it say and how is Edward going to react to what he's about to read. THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC PLEASE REVIEUW AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Edward - Complete
Bouncing Around the TARDIS and Ddoing Stuff by Basmathgirl reviews
The TARDIS decides to meddle with the status quo, making the Doctor and Donna see each other in a different way, in different garb.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,331 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Bella's Heart Song by Carlisle's Mate reviews
Fatally wounded by Victoria, Bella awakens as a newborn vampire. But her new senses allow her to realise that Edward is not the soulmate she thought he was, for her soul sings desperately for another Cullen entirely... Bella & Carlisle pairing. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,858 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Nude by SuchSights reviews
Draco is celebrating getting Harry and Twins a life long Quidditch ban in the Hog's Head when the twins arrive looking to get drunk... Expect both Fire Whiskey and fire crotches before its done! Draco/Fred/George slashy goodness inside - be warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Draco M., Fred W.
Esme's dark future by Cullen-Crazy-96 reviews
What if there's no point to what we do? What if it doesn't save humans? Can't i just live like a normal Vampire? :Esme's POV Rated M for later chapter's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
THE Shower by Aletto reviews
pick two twins, a pretty gryffindor and put them in the most suggestive shower ever seen.. what will happen? oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Perfect Daughter by ThePotionsMistress369 reviews
I was eleven when I found out I was Adopted I was Sixteen when I found out who my real parents were.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A song can change it all by Kat100666 reviews
Postwar Draco sings at night clubs and is thought dead in the magical world, Harry is a high end music man named James Black in the muggle world and happens to stumble upon the blond. When Draco falls in love things go wonky... Currently being rewritten to check spelling, add detail and then make more ffn right changing the lyrics to my own since lyrics are not suppose to be used.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,383 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Use your wand! by ThePotionsMistress369 reviews
The day to day happenings of Hogwarts. CONTAINS INSINUATIONS , METAPHORS , WAND PUNS , SLASH , INNOPROPIATE LANGUAGE/BEHAVOUR anything you wouldnt want your grandma to know about READ OR DIE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010
Supersonic Lovin' by Addicted2Love reviews
What I hope to happen in the next episode of Doctor Who. Post Flesh and Stone. Basically it's just a lot of Amy/11 lemon. Review Please!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Guard by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
On her first day in forks, fighter, bella meets the cullens and soon finds out their secret. someone notifies the voltiri who sends two guards. once in volterra bella is given a choice. join or die. will a certain guard menber help her with her jurney? MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,958 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bella, Demetri
A Game by TehLemur reviews
The twins made a magnificent sell at the store... and have tricked Ron into playing "a game." They'll only buy him something if he plays... Incest/Twincest - Fred/Ron/George If you don't like that, don't read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Ron W., Fred W. - Complete
So Sue Me by beckyboobearbum reviews
Crackfic drabble! Do not take too seriously! Esme and Carlisle...the doting, loving, squeaky clean parents? I think not!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Once and a While by Kaya Winn reviews
it only happens occasionally. when Hermione needs to feel like the bad girl and when Draco needs to rebel against his father. no one knows and neither will ever tell. RATED M for a REASON Draco X Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What It Means To Whistle by PreventPersuadePervert reviews
Fred is stuck on earth, and his twin is definitely to blame. There isn't a thing he can do about it either, until one night when he utters a few whispered words. Twincest and Slash. Post Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
50 Things Draco Malfoy Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Harry Potter Oath by Star Ash Myst reviews
A Harry Potter spin-off of the Twilight Oath.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
Never Shower With a Weasley by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and George have some very exciting news to share with the Weasley family. During their time of joy, Molly manages to scare the living daylights out of her daughter-in-law. This is a birthday gift for remuslives!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Seduction by Stephycats7785 reviews
Emmet decides to seduce Alice after learning about a betrayal by his brother. Alice is not as easy to seduce as he thought. Why all of a sudden does he think what he feels could be more than just revenge on his brother? For AliceAtHeart's contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,951 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
FredHermioneGeorge - WINNER OF THE 2009 SEPTEMBER TWIN EXCHANGE CHALLENGE! - When Hermione’s birthday turns out to be less than what she hoped for, Fred and George step in to prove to her that fortune favours the bold.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Fantasies by SiriuslyLoveSnuffles reviews
Hermione is having a dry spell, and being next to a certain Weasley twin is not helping her mind from wandering. FredHermione FHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Cherry Pie by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Two prefects, one slice of pie, one explosive exercise in learning to share. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Animagus Adventure by Crazilyinsanelady reviews
Ron finds his Animagus form, but gets stuck. He can't change back, and he's missing dinner! Who will save him.....MALFOY? RWDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Ron W., Draco M.
Just One Night, Courtesy of Edward by IRead2DamnMuch reviews
Edward can see how much Jacob loves Bella. He gives them one night together. Takes Place before the epic battle in Eclipse. References to Midnight Sun. I do not own any rights to the series. I just play with them. Part 2 is up.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
80 Things The Weasley Twins Are Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
No Place like Texas by thisRANDOMperson reviews
Parody. If Sweeney were a Texan, how different would his arrival be from that of London? R&R.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
The Worst Bras in London by thisRANDOMperson reviews
Parody. Ms. Lovett doesn't sell pies, but you can probably guess what she DOES sell. Rating is due to fidgety munchkins who think bras are gross (get over yourself). R&R.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Black,Copper, Blonde, and Brown by inatowncalledforks reviews
A party is being throw for Doms And Subs.Doms include: Carlise, Edward, Alice, and Rose. Subs: Esme, Bella, Jasper, and Emmett Future lemons and fluff, au, ah, occ.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,662 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bonbon D'Amour by seanbiggerstaffrox reviews
It's a lemon. And a Fred/Ron lemon. OMGS, first one to upload one of these, go me. Anyway, PWP but the basic premise is that Ron helps Fred out on Valentines day and there's chocolate. Have fun my pretties. Most definitely M rated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Fred W., Ron W. - Complete
Camp Pembina by AlyssaLutz reviews
Bella is a camp counselor along with, Alice and Rose.Bella has been beat, bullied, and violated. During her third summer at Camp Pembina she meets Edward Cullen. Can he help Bella trust again? Nominated for Denali Coven Award. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,329 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
TEXTually active by Char.loves.to.write reviews
Poor Carlise. He misunderstood what Bella said
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/1/2008
Bouncing Balls by okaie reviews
Emmett wants to tell Bella about the fun he had with his bouncing balls. Rated T for Dirty Humor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Birthday Boys by luvscharlie reviews
Hermione should have known better than to tell Fred and George Weasley about the Muggle tradition of birthday spankings. Her lovers have their own idea of how this should work. Fred/Hermione/George, Fred/Hermione, George/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Truth by WeasleyForMe reviews
Are there feelings between Hermione and George? A simple truth serum is the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Hippogriff Fever by alfalfajane reviews
A nasty virus has struck the wizarding world. Both Hermione and George contract it and are put into a three month quarantine zone at the burrow. Will they be able to survive the quarantine without killing…..or kissing each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,061 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 3/31/2005 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Authorized Personnell Only by bitterending reviews
[incest] Hermione finds the real back room in the twins' store. [FredxHermionexGeorge]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
All except for the mudblood…and the Weasley by BonniePrincess reviews
An AU version of the ‘Malfoy Manor’ chapter in DH. What might have happened if Bellatrix had kept Ron behind as well…would she have tortured Hermione in a different way?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Bellatrix L., Ron W. - Complete
Untitled by The Tenth Doctor's Companion reviews
Harry PotterDoctor Who crossover. The Tenth Doctor punishes Barty. Warning: Contains bloodplay and went a little darker than I expected. Short ficlet inspired while listening to 'Every You, Every Me' by Placebo.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2007 - 10th Doctor, Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Bright Ideas by sallybowles reviews
Sweeney Todd, SweeneyLovett. Takes the interplay of A Little Priest from the 2005 revival and then continues those flirtations to their obvious conclusion. It's a little dark.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Teddy Bears and Apple Pie by seanbiggerstaffrox reviews
Ron's mind is a mysterious place with teddy bears, a certain DADA professor, apple pie, the DADA professor, sex, The DADA professor, and lastly but not least The DADA professor. RonAFuckableTeddyBear SLASH. And thongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Ron W.
It broke What does that mean? by RahRahReplica reviews
Inspired by my friend giving me a shag band. HermioneOC. One shot. Femmeslash. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
Awww by YonderB reviews
Remus is awoken by 'aww'ing sounds, and a flash of light. Wait... What the hell is this the fuzzy thing he's holding? And is that giggling he hears? WTF! be prepared for cuteness and teddybears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
WFLE: How to Use Your Wand by liaisonwiththecouch reviews
Sex Ed in the wizarding world. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
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Beast Beneath the Skin reviews
A Bruce Banner angst drabble piece I wrote. It's my first attempt at Banner...A success? You tell me :3 Rated T for paranoia's sake
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Lonely is the Saboteur reviews
A Loki drabble-esque thing. More of a soliloquy/monologue. Basically Loki reflects on his thoughts and feelings. Rated T simply for paranoia sake. One-Shot
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Loki - Complete
A Weasley Sandwich With Extra Mayo reviews
After a long game of Quidditch Ally fancies a shower. But with the Weasley Twins about..Who knows what could happen... Fred x George x Own Character. M for a reason
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,444 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - George W., OC, Fred W.
A Weasley Sandwich With Extra Mayo, Revamped reviews
This is the new and improved edition of AWSWEM. I read it over and thought it could be greatly improved...In-complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/20/2013 - George W., OC, Fred W.
When We Collide reviews
Hermione's world has finally begun to reach normality...That is until a mysterious blue box appears on her street corner, now her entire reality is going to be turned upside down! But will it be for the better or worse? Rated M for later chapters and safety
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,934 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - 10th Doctor, Hermione G.
Just A Note To Say reviews
This story was orginally a one shot but has now become a series of 'Notes to say...' some are kind, some not so kind :P Let me know what you think...Rated T for mild language, just to be safe :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G.
In The Back Alley reviews
Barty Crouch Jr. The most wanted man in the wizarding world...and Alice Smith had just spotted him. Two years of work, about to reach it's height! Little does she know that there's a reason no-one's caught him yet. M for a reason, please review. Two shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Barty C. Jr., OC
If I Were A Boy reviews
Set during T.P.S...Ash Hunter is a regular half blood witch...However when accepted at Hogwarts, we realise people may not see her the way she would like...Rated M rated for language...just to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - OC, Ron W.
Walk Much, Dumbass? reviews
Some love between Fred and Alicea...This is really the tale of their union. M for a reason, blah blah blah. Written for Alicea Wolfe. Reviews are appreciated, people. Complete for now, may turn into Two-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Such a Cliche! reviews
What if Hermione never kissed Ron in the Deathly Hallows? What if she decided that today was the day...What if Ron's idea of a perfect date was a cinema trip? Well let's see. Now Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
His Eyes reviews
They say the eyes are the window to the soul...But looks can be decieving. No lemons but there are some suggestive themes. T rated to be safe. Very short, based on a poll.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
WizardMatches dot owl reviews
Welcome to WizardMatches.owl, Have you ever wanted to see what your fave Potter characters look for in a partner? Well wonder no more. Warnings inside, please read them. Lots of Characters involved. Please Review, feedback is good..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012
Random Alice Cullen reviews
Just some random typings of Alice Cullen related material rated T for mild language...just to be safe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Alice - Complete
Letters to Fred reviews
Set after DH. A Tribute to Fred Weasley. 'I'm a broken soul, Never noticed. Never Missed...Merlin how I miss him.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - George W., Fred W.
The Stranger reviews
After B.D Alice feels as though her relationship with Jasper was never ment to be, and now she's got a taste for the wolf, unfortunatly for Alice he's with Nessie. But could her heartbreak lead her to the man of her dreams. Under re-Vamp Haitus
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Alice, Damon S.
Suck, Don't Bite reviews
A very kinky story for a good friend of mine.Lemons, M rated for a reason. Includes a little Masochism and Domme/Sub themes.Also includes some True Blood themes, All is explained within. One-Shot...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
How To Annoy Chief Swan reviews
Title says it all. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Charlie S. - Complete
How To Annoy Bella Swan reviews
Title says it all. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella - Complete
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