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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.
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After Effect by kc404duh reviews
No one knew Draco had a daughter, but due to unfortunate circumstances surrounding the end of the War he'll have to bring her to school for his eighth year. Perhaps a bit of innocence can help to open eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,415 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Journey After by missindependent4 reviews
"Who would have thought I had to go through everything I did to find what I wanted and needed most in death?" Sometimes death can be more fulfilling than life as Harry and Draco discover. Mostly DH compliant, EWE, DMHP, One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,286 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Throws a Hissy Fit by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry has always been at odds with his roommate being an...escort. But this is the last straw.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Phantom Orchid by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter goes to Seattle in search of a smuggler and discovers a very familiar person in a quite unfamiliar setting. Is Draco Malfoy really who he is pretending to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,196 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Legs of Distraction by olimakiella reviews
Harry gives us his version of how Draco re-entered his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,141 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
GoblinForged Steel by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Once Was by simeysgirl reviews
Harry and Draco return to Britain after a ten year absence to attend the funeral of a beloved professor. Now they have to deal with why they left, and the consequences of their return. H/D slash; sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,142 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Till Death Us Do Part by Galadriell reviews
"Do you really think Potter is capable of hating you for loving him?" Years after the War, Harry's life changed. Three children and a funeral later, Draco finds him scrambling to keep his life from falling apart. Harry/Draco Slash. IN PROGRESS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,963 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Constant Strangeness by anonwhat reviews
Harry and Draco meet again after several years and begin dating. "Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness." NC-17 A/N: Each part can be a stand-alone one-shot. There is no overall plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,614 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
All Catastrophes Start in Potions Class by Stellanti Nocte reviews
DM/HP Draco begins to notice things about Harry Potter, such as his hands, hair, eyes, lips...This story contains slash and future male/male sex scenes. Beware.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,723 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Foolproof Plan by radcliffe bass reviews
Draco Malfoy would do anything to get to know Harry Potter better. It's a good thing certain abilities run in the Black family. *slash, shounen ai - please skip if you don't like the genre, thank you!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Forging Reality by WinterStorrm reviews
Despite Theo's comments, Draco knows that he doesn't fancy Potter – not the slightest bit. However, once he sees how right they can be with his own eyes, he'll do anything to make that his reality. DH compliant, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,439 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost by bsmog reviews
Tired of only being the Boy Who Lived, Harry disappears after the war, leaving only a mysterious letter behind. Five years later, Draco and his unlikely friends go on holiday and find magic where there is none and more on a mountain in Africa. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,651 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Relaxation by kubrick reviews
Harry wanted to be relaxed but he had no idea it would be like this. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Debts Owed to a Gryffindor by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, oneshot. Draco assumed that he would be left alone and scorned by wizarding society for the rest of his life. Then Harry Potter started sending him gifts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,683 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unexpected, A Holiday Tail of Mistaken Identity by amightypenguin reviews
After an accident involving a two year old and a wand, Harry much to his dismay is sent to Draco, who believes he's caring for a pet. A large pet with a bad attitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,178 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Invisible Line by WinterStorrm reviews
Harry Potter had clothes that were older than Scorpius Malfoy... but that didn't stop Harry from wanting him. Epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Draco's task by kubrick reviews
Draco wasn't sure how to feel at first. He knew that the moment that he walked into that bedroom he was going to be greeted by an angry, spitting Harry Potter. HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,097 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Make a Map by liftedlorax reviews
After an Auror mission gone wrong, Harry finds himself stranded on an island, where his only companions are a mute house-elf, a prickly owl, and an insufferable git. Roughly based on the story of Odysseus and Calypso from Homer's Odyssey. H/D, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,198 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Leather Strap by bleedforyou reviews
Harry is ready. Draco is awe-struck... slash. sex. oneshot. fluff. rimming. ewe. My danceclub!fic! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stir my heart by bleedforyou reviews
Coffee and love just bloody go together. Or at least, for Draco they do... Written for hd seasons 25 wishes holiday challenge. slash. sexual suggestion. fluff. ewe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snuggling, Cuddling, and PlushieHugging by bleedforyou reviews
Today is a very humiliating day for Draco Malfoy... slash. fluff. sex. ewe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Confidence is Key by bleedforyou reviews
"Be sexy," Draco reminded himself. Confidence is key, and if a Malfoy has one thing, it's confidence... Written for December prompts in hd seasons. slash. sex. fluff. ewe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Love the Way by nekluvshp reviews
Harry's secret lover wrote him a love note and stuck in his potions book. Ginny finds it and trouble ensues. COMPLETE, M/M, Oneshot,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/12/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Breathing January by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, former HPGW. After his divorce, Harry rescues and is rescued. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Christmas Stockings by Cheryl Dyson reviews
During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Communication Journals by Josephine Stone reviews
Dumbledore has a plan to help Harry get over his prejudges against Slytherins. Hermione is worried, Ron gets jealous and Harry falls in love with an in the closet Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Snowman by Zigster reviews
Birthday fic for my beautiful PF, FarDareisMai2... Harry has secluded himself from the world for the holidays. He decides to build a snowman to help keep his mind off things. What happens as he works is the mystery you'll have to read to discover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Elf and Three Wishes by liftedlorax reviews
In which Draco gets turned into a Christmas elf and has to grant three Christmas wishes or remain that way forever. Potter helps, Pansy hexes, and Weasley has terrible timing. H/D, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,038 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 216 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Higher Geometry by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The Unspeakables have invented a device that slows down time, sort of. During its testing in the Department of Mysteries, Harry and Draco accidentally set it off. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,102 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Letters by Galadriell reviews
Harry inadvertently becomes penpals with Draco. Here are the letters! Harry/Draco slash. Chapter 17 contains the full story: edited, updated and with more letters. So read that instead of the first 16 chapters! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,056 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cold Comfort by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco is in denial, Harry is reaching the end of his patience, and Snape is up to something. Or someone. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Utterly pointless, plotless and shameless. HPDM and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, Undersecretary For The Minister by Sweetiedogood reviews
Draco Malfoy is The Undersecretary For The Minister of Magic. He also has a Tiny Insignificant Crush on Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stratagem by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All Inclusive by bleedforyou reviews
18 Days, 2 Boys, 1 Magical cruise-ship. All aboard! a one-shot written for HD travel fair on lj. slash. sex. non-epilogue compliant. harry/draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Wands and Magic by nicevenn reviews
A new tee-shirt is the latest rage at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. Crack. Inspired by this tweet by WTFSexFacts: "My 'I've played with Harry Potter's wand' T-Shirt slogan got rejected on the grounds that it is offensive."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Day In the Life of Portrait Snape by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Snape is a portrait.For the last nineteen years, Snape has spent September second in relative boredom in the headmistress' office. Until Albus Potter shows up. And demonstrates his innate ability to annoy Snape. Those damn green eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dirty Job by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Written preDH: Draco's angry that Harry has missed their lunch date and perhaps their only chance to be together - chaos at Harry's workplace ensues. Warnings: Cheese, OOCnes & Mature Adult Content *coughsmutcough* ;P I hope you enjoy it anyway!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Matinee by LadyVaderWrites reviews
This is why you don't let people film you when you're drunk - or do you? :P This is the very first oneshot I ever wrote, it's massively cheesy, fluffy, smutty and OOC lol but I hope you all enjoy it anyway ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,341 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Obliviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,217 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sportsmanlike Behaviour by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are on the same professional Quidditch team. Go Catapults! But Draco's behaviour is becoming increasingly puzzling to Harry. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AS USUAL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 206 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Payback by Keppiehed reviews
Draco is all bad in this tale of revenge. Co-written with Grander fanfics as a gift story, it is full of all sorts of deviant goodness. Um, evil. So mind those warnings, you twisted folks out there! They take up half a page inside. I kid you not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bound By Chains by Autumn's.Reign reviews
AU Draco never imagined that his world could change after all he'd been through, but when he is asked for help by the one man he never thought to see again, he is compelled to change his ways and fight a different battle. Slave!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,122 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Horribly Embarrassing Spell by Josephine Stone reviews
Harry Potter and the Horribly Embarrassing Spell Which Never Should Have Worked To Begin With. Harry is forced to do a spell in class that would show a glimpse of what his life would be like if they were all muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/9/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Peanut Love by Cathcer1984 reviews
Just before Hogwarts re-starts for their Seventh Year repeat, Draco tells his dying father his darkest secret: he is in love with Harry Potter. Harry is struggling with his own dark secret, and the two boys meet over ice-cream before going to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
As Yet Undefined by aviddaydreamer reviews
Harry and Hermione are back at Hogwarts for their 'eighth year', and the whole of Slytherin House is acting strangely, with Draco Malfoy front and center and uncharacteristically quiet. Warning: slash. Rated M for language and lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Too Darn Hot by Sara's Girl reviews
The heat is a Slytherin's enemy. Doom, doom, doom. 7th-year AU fluffy!verse. Slightly cracky pre-slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Struggle Opportunity by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, HPGW, oneshot. The story of how Malfoy poisoned Harry against his friends and fiancee, or the story of how Draco rescued Potter from the clutches of people who didn't deserve him, depending on your POV. Threeshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,886 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gryffindor for a Week by xErised reviews
What happens when Moody's Transfiguration spell on Draco the Amazing Bouncing Ferret can't be reversed for a week? Harry Potter has no choice but to take care of Draco, almost like a... pet. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Moment of Passion by AntoinetteD reviews
Harry's been avoiding the Weasley twins. And they refuse to let him get away with it any longer. Hp/Fw/Gw. WARNING SLASH, INCEST, M/M SEX SCENES. GRAPHIC.oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Trapped in a Broom Closet! by spelunker reviews
Harry's running from Snape... and runs into something even worse. Turns out being stuck in a broom closet with the Weasley twins has consequences Harry's never had to deal with before. Oneshot, very slashy! Co-written with Stellata.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Rainfall by Sara's Girl reviews
So what if Draco has a rain kink? Everyone likes something weird. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. HPDM. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Frustration by MageKalize reviews
OneShot Lemon! Harry is having a very frustrating day and it's not getting any better. WeasleyTwins/Harry ****There are Warnings and an author note. Please take them seriously! Note the rating.****
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Muddy Days by dirty-darella reviews
Of course Potter had to be at the one Professional Quidditch match Draco attended. The very same Match where he learns that mud is good for laughing, more laughing, and sex. Not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Mark of a Civilised Man by jamie2109 reviews
Harry and Draco face each other in fight for a seat on the Wizengamot. A fight Draco is sure that this time, he can win. But a third, more malignant force arrives on the scene. One that, left unchecked, could mean a return to the dark times of a Voldemor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,024 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Infirmary by counterdogma reviews
Harry is Madame Pomfrey's apprentice and Draco is sick. Features Oblivious!Harry and Crushing!Draco because they're my favourite . Probably complete fluff. Not HBP or DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,265 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Need to Know by Sara's Girl reviews
Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sentiments by Smokes reviews
Draco falls into an easy relationship with Ron while dreaming of a 'would be' relationship with Harry, who is overseas. What happens when Harry returns to England? Confusion, idiocy, and love ensue of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,468 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pantless Potter by malfoysminx reviews
Crack!fic. Potentially pre-slash, but doesn’t have to be read that way at all. Draco wants to know if the rumours are true. Rating to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Stranger Garden by jamie2109 reviews
Draco Malfoy was never very fortunate when it came to bringing pain and misery to a certain Mr. Potter. His latest plan is no exception. Or is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,717 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 4,220 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Mating Habits of Gryffindors by malfoysminx reviews
Stars well-dressed!Harry and somewhat-in-denial!Draco as the seventh years celebrate the end of school. Also includes leather-trousers!Harry, karaoke and an intriguing game of truth or dare. dm/hp drarry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,355 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fascination by Sara's Girl reviews
Some would call it obsession, but when it comes to Draco Malfoy, Harry just can't stand not knowing. AU-ish post-war Hogwarts!fic...an experiment, I guess. Pre-slash. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Silent Confessions of the Obsessed by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry wonders why he can't stop thinking about a certain blond; Draco wonders why he's been doomed to fall for a straight Gryffindor. A one-shot romance. Sweet and fluffy with humor thrown throughout. SLASH! EDITED 8/29/11
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,553 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Only Fools Rush In by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash - When Ginny breaks things off with him, Harry turns to his work partner Draco for comfort, but can Draco provide more than just simple friendship and a couch to sleep on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,784 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Small Print by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chances Are by Cassie-Black1 reviews
The war is over and the rebuild is underway at Hogwarts. Hermione drags a reluctant Harry along to help, and more things are rebuilt than the old castle. DH compliant - no pesky epilogue. With guest appearance by Portrait!Snape H/D Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,468 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Sticky Encounter by clarex-ama reviews
Be careful with who you bump into, they might be covered in... glue?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? by faithwood reviews
Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood reviews
It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco, Queen of Denial by dracoredeemed reviews
Draco may be slim, elegant and slightly campy, but he is definitely NOT gay. Harry sets out to prove he is wrong. H/D Slash. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,314 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Not So Good Day by faithwood reviews
Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
White by jamie2109 reviews
Rentboy!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 191 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Caught Between the Windows and the World by jamie2109 reviews
His hour was rapidly becoming a cherished time of day and Draco felt free to think things he’d never imagined before. These things became a promise, a wish, and a desire. "
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,503 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and His Creature Heritage by Emily Waters reviews
Parody Creature!Fic. Harry's friends realize that Harry is a Creature, but what kind? Why is his bed littered with pink fur? Andhow will this affect Draco's relationship with Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Christmas Lapdance by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
H&D. Well, what does the title say? Read it, love it, wish WiseDraco a happy belated birthday and me too!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Devil and His Nasty Parlor Tricks by ILoveToChin25 reviews
Harry Potter could never be certain why he had taken in Draco Malfoy like a stray cat off the streets, but in retrospect it seemed terribly simple and somehow inevitable. Post Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Darling Pansy by fembuck reviews
Hermione witnesses Pansy in a private moment and has a very unexpected response to it. HermionePansy, femslash, femmeslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Tie My Heart Gently by jamie2109 reviews
Romance and love were nothing but fairy tales told to small children so that they grew up and had a reason to procreate. It didn’t really exist. A HarryDraco romance that shows that sometimes it is true love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,636 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of This, I Am Sure by jamie2109 reviews
Set directly after HBP. Harry and Draco are forced to spend a few days together. As a result, everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,328 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 3,656 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Casual Conversation by counterdogma reviews
Draco teaches Harry about the merits of confidence over tea. HD One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 6,005 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Let's Pretend the War Is Over by pir8fancier reviews
Draco spends all day trying not to go crazy, Harry is king of takeaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. HD. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Twitch by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
That smile made him twitch. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Holding Hands With The Enemy by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
SUMMARY: In actuality, Harry was the one holding Malfoy’s hand, which was rather disturbing. Takes place during ch 9 PoA. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Obscurity of Love by mony2208 reviews
[Complete] Haunted by memories of the war Harry can’t seem to move on with his life. But then a mysterious obscured figure manages to do what no other could do; make him feel again. There’s just one small problem. He doesn’t know who it is. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,275 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Best Plan And the Ruse That by tangledhair reviews
In a last ditch effort to capture Harry before he graduates, Voldemort orders Snape to seduce the lad. A complicated Ruse follows. HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,135 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
MisMatchmaker by GeminiEmerald reviews
Dobby decides he can help Harry with his romance problems, with predictable Dobby results. Slash HD COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two, Four, Six, Eight by venenatus.venustas reviews
**WARNING** SLASH - A *scandalous* scheme by Draco in the middle of the Quidditch game to attract the attention of a "certain someone"...heehee...read on!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Acronyms by Razzabeth reviews
Short 'n sweet HP/DM. Hermione discovers a pattern in Harry and Draco's insults..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
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First Memory reviews
When asked what his first childhood memory was, Draco Malfoy thinks back to a time when he had dreams of becoming Mrs. Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Extremely Mean Boggart Prank reviews
The Golden Trio are up to something that will surely get them in trouble-or at least, Hermione thinks so. They've set up a boggart to scare Draco Malfoy. But, just why is Harry so neverous? DMHP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mistletoe reviews
After finding out about ROn and Harry's secret relationship, Draco plans to break them up. Christmas themed. Ron/Harry Draco/Harry. Pointless
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Blueberry Bagel reviews
Draco has Harry and Ginny's daily fight figured out until Hermione lets some interesting information slip. Fluff. HPxDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete