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Joined 10-10-10, id: 2571617, Profile Updated: 03-30-13
Author has written 12 stories for Death Note.

Name: Meohy (MEE-OH-HEE), an acronym my best friend created for me that means MxM Equals OH HELLZ YES!

Gender: Female

Age: I’m 2,931. Give or take a few years.

Likes: cheesecake, rain, MattxMello (LOVE FOREVER!), nature, entertaining my family at dinnertime, being weird with my friends, reading and writing stories (that’s kind of a given), bashing cliché endings, acting crazy in public, horror films, Bill Kaulitz...and even more recently, DOWNTON ABBEY :3

Dislikes: Butter, nuts, science, the god-awful song that is "Hey Soul Sister" by Train, writer’s block, Misa, Takada, heights, crutches, SPOILERS, and when people talk when they're in bathroom stalls adjacent each other (it's still weird).

Favorite Bands: Evanescence, Flyleaf, Paramore, Safetysuit, Super Junior, Tokio Hotel, Ellie Goudling, Linkin Park, The Smiths, and anything indie and/or chillwave.

Favorite TV Show: TOO MANY TO LIST! AHHH

Favorite Youtuber: danisnotonfire (so gonna marry this kid!)


So viel kaputt (There's so much broken)
Aber so vieles nicht (But so much not)
Jede der Scherben (Every fragment)
Spiegelt das Licht (Reflects the light)
So viel kaputt (There's so much broken)
Aber zwischen der Glut (But between the blaze)
Zwischen Asche und Trümmern (Between ash and debris)
War irgendwas gut (Something was good)

“Kaputt (Broken)” by Wir Sind Helden


Need to Know: I’m a crazy Death Note fan who flails over MattxMello. Seriously. Every time I see a shiny red sports car, parked or in motion, I stop on the spot and, pointing at it, inconspicuously scream, “MATT’S CAR!” Plus, I drool over anything leather or striped (oh, the people I've scared at malls...). I only hold water guns tilted to the side, but, ironically, hate wearing goggles ‘cause they hurt my eyes with their overly sterile-ness during labs. Grr. Overly sterile lab equipment prevents me from cosplaying as Matt in school.


And sing to me, about the end of the world,
end of these hammers and needles for you
We'll cry tonight, but in the morning we are new
Stand in the sun, we'll dry your eyes

Arise and be all that you dreamed

“Arise” by Flyleaf


L-cabulary, or something VermillionStar and I created, is our theory that anything tacked onto L's name instantly becomes amazing, just 'cause it's L.

Examples of L-cabulary:

L-tastic
L-fully-fabulous
L-Chocolate
L-Cake
L-Microwave
L-Chair
L-Mello!...Near…Light…

SPREAD THE WORD, PEOPLE. EVERYONE MUST SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF L!


And the worst part is, before it gets any better

We're heading for a cliff, and in the free fall

I will realize - I'm better off when I hit the bottom

“Turn It Off” by Paramore


...And a shout-out to all who’ve read, reviewed, or favorited my stories…! I’ve been here for a while now, but everyone’s been so spectacular to me over these awkward and amazing years that we've shared. I still feel like I don’t deserve it, but I’m ever so grateful. You guys make me feel so good about myself, so for that, I love and thank you. :)


Zoom into me, zoom into me

I know you're scared

When you can't breathe

I will be there

Zoom into me

"Zoom Into Me" by Tokio Hotel

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Neon Hearts by Amour en Rayures reviews
After Misa drags Mello to a rave, all he can think of is the redheaded DJ he saw there. They are from two different worlds, and he knows it's for the best to forget about him, but even so, he can't get the mysterious man out of his head. MelloxMatt. AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 170,321 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - [Mello, Matt] Misa A., Takada K. - Complete
The Diary of Jimmy Kent by velvetoscar reviews
Set after the series 3 finale, Jimmy begins finding solace within his only friend: a diary.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Thomas, Jimmy K. - Complete
Orange by Satan's Sweeties reviews
Orange: a secondary color created by mixing the primary colors red and yellow. Collection of Mello/Matt stories; as such, it will contain shounen-ai/yaoi, strong language, and general awesomeness-it's Mello and Matt, awesomeness in its purest form.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 63,986 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Mello, Matt
Chronological Conundrum by Satan's Sweeties reviews
I inhaled sharply, sucking my cheeks in and biting the inside of my mouth. "It would appear as though I have somehow become sixteen again." L/Light, small Mello/Matt and Near/floor, sparse language, humor, altered circumstances.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - L, Light Y.
I Work for Justice on TEMPORARY Hiatus by Holli-chan reviews
Matt really just wanted a co-worker. Instead, he got what's turning out to be a psycho stalker with a liking towards his ass. Great. MxM, AU, co-author between me Holli-chan and Atreyl! WARNING: Not a very romantic romance.-HIATUS: sorry guys.personal.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,625 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Matt, Mello
Side of a Bullet by Satan's Sweeties reviews
How could you take his life away? How could you be so full of hate? And when I heard you let him die, and made the world all wonder why, I sat at home and cried alone and on my own I scratched your name on the side of a bullet. Mello/Matt, character death
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Beyond Change, Beyond Control by AoUsagi reviews
Set after A's suicide, Beyond's rage and anger turn into a hunger for revenge as he comes to terms with just why he needs to change the world…
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/6/2010 - BB, A - Complete
Above and Beyond by Satan's Sweeties reviews
A's depressed, B's strange. A sixteen-year-old L worries about his top two successors and, upon visiting Wammy's House, makes an important discovery, one that will change his views of one of the two forever. Canon-compliant, rated for mentions of death
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2010 - L - Complete
The Story Of Aizawa's Afro by KolKolKol reviews
My theory of why Aizawa got his afro removed. Very, VERY weird and cracked out. Seriously, there is so much randomness in here. Mentions of pimps, etc. Rated to be safe.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Aizawa S. - Complete
Ctrl, Alt, Mikami! by Keitii Manga reviews
Mikami writes in his Death Note! What an interesting day! xD Don't kill me, I come in peace...Rating may change! tell me wacha think.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,454 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Mikami T. - Complete
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Starlight reviews
Mello's an affectionate drunk, Matt gets stalked, A's an ex-rockstar, and BB drives like a maniac. Together, they'll see some crazy nights lit by the stars. MxM, AxBB, AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,304 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Matt, Mello
Tell Me You Love Me reviews
Through a series of word games and acts of spontaneous kindness, Mello tries to ploy Matt into confessing his undying love for him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,482 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Mello, Matt
Idiosyncrasies reviews
Idiosyncrasy: a quirk in typical behavior. Yep. That about sums anything romantic happening between Mello and Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,046 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Mello, Near
The Misconceptions of a Sheltered Heart reviews
Near submits himself to emotions just once, but Mello destroys any semblance of his sentiment. A raw look at the complexities of Mello and Near's relationship if they were to love. Rated M for strong language/a slightly sensitive scene.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Near, Mello
The Steps to Resurface reviews
A poem in A's POV as he struggles against suicide until he realizes B is worth living for.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - A, BB - Complete
Shopping Shenanigans reviews
Mello all but robs any store with chocolate. Matt jumps at any opportunity to dance or entertain in public. As strangers at the mall pass, they can only gawk at them. Like they care, though, 'cause they're determined raze the damn place.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Too Much Eggnog reviews
Things don't go as planned for Mello, Matt, and Near on Christmas Eve. Matt burns every batch of cookies he tries to make, Mello can't seem to string up lights without blowing fuses, and Near gets drunk off eggnog.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Near, Mello - Complete
Chocolate Lava reviews
Mello's got a chocolate craving, so he drags Matt to Dominos to try out their Chocolate Lava Crunch Cakes. Oh, but our favorite couple falls victim to marketing lies. And no one crosses Mello with inadequate chocolate. And remains alive.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Sweltering Leather reviews
Mello's leather pants are too damn tight that he can't get them off. Cue: Matt to the rescue.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Irrational Fear reviews
Mello lets his irrational fear of the dark get the better of him when their apartment losses power, and turns to Matt for comfort.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Text War reviews
MxMxN CRACKFIC. Classes at Wammy's House are boring as usual, so geniuses Mello, Matt and Near text each other after finishing an exam early. Who could've imagined how insane things got from there? Full summary inside.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Matt - Complete
Gangster Names reviews
Mello tells Matt his embarrassing new pet name assigned by the mafia, and Matt, promising not to laugh, betrays the blonde's wishes. So, has Matt ordered his premature death?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete