Arcane Wonders
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Joined 10-10-10, id: 2571780, Profile Updated: 09-12-12
Author has written 1 story for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Hello!

My name is Mei. As you've probably already figured, I'm chinese. I live in Manchester, England with my parents and pet cat which is currently sitting draped itself around my shoulders like a scarf. O_o

My cat likes watching movies with me on my laptop. It's favorite seat is my shoulders. Apparently 'Zombieland' is her favorite movie.

As for me, I like writing. I'm not really good at anything else, so I just use a thesaurus a lot so everyone thinks I'm at least good at writing. Three cheers for deception!

I consider myself a nerd. Not one of those nerds who study everything and pass every math test (I sleep through mine. No joke), but the type of nerd who screams at the screen when they run out of air runes right in the middle of fighting a creature and mage is one of the only skills they train. Yes, I play Runescape. One at a time, boys. (=_= ; ) I also like Minecraft, WoW, Silent Hill, Amnesia, Skyrim, PWI, pretty much any game. If you want my steam username, inbox me :)

Hm... What else? I dunno. I thought I should add that my cat has removed itself from my shoulders and is trying to sit on my keyboard. In that case, I will end this introduction for her sake. Her name is Oreo, by the way.

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Vultures by Helvetica Black reviews
A broken marriage, a daughter who hardly talked to her, a distant best friend, and a changed world. This wasn't the life she wanted for herself. The old Bella would have crumbled. The old Bella would have given up. It's a good thing she wasn't that Bella anymore. (RATED M FOR A REASON. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,087 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Bella
Alice in Candyland by Dysphasia reviews
Choked by the hands of their keeper, buried under years of regret and despair and finally forced to the surface after decades trying to suppress them. The ghosts of your past will always come back to haunt you. 5 students will take place in a Study Program, and secrets will be revealed on both sides. Let's hope no one discovers the room that Wonka has tried so desperately to hide.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 112,877 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Willy Wonka - Complete
The Line Between Sanity And Madness Is Thin by Dysphasia reviews
The line between sanity and madness is thin. Delicate. Inconsistent. Within the walls of the factory, and the within walls of the chocolatier's mind, that line is blurred. We all want what we can't have, and Charlie Bucket wants something from Wonka. Warings: Oneshot/Dark/WonkaxCharlie
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
A Freakin' Good Idea by NoseBitingTeacup reviews
James is never going to get over Lily, the Marauders realise that... It did take them five years, though. So why not help him? But is that REALLY a good idea? In fact, are any of their ideas good? - don't answer that, it was rhetorical...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,130 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Addiction by Dysphasia reviews
The new resident in the Chocolate Factory forms an unexpected romance with the enigmatic and strange Chocolatier. Slash.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Willy Wonka - Complete
Game Over by The QAS reviews
A triple drabble. Mike Teavee's thoughts as he lays in the taffy stretcher. More details inside.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Mike Teevee - Complete
Darkness and Dreams by Nightcrawlerlover reviews
Oneshot. Inspired by Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day. Veruca has some... interesting dreams about a certain candy man...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Veruca Salt, Willy Wonka - Complete
Desire by Nightcrawlerlover reviews
AU. 2005 movie version. Willy Wonka sets a trap for Veruca Salt. Will she fall prey to his charms? Warning - minor in sexual situations! DeppWonka verse.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Veruca Salt, Willy Wonka
Dusk Is A Derivative Of Dawn reviews
Two sisters meet the great great chocolatier! Coincidence? No way. One of them happens to be Wonka's biggest fan and an avid stalker. The other, a gloomy, orthodox adolescent with the emotional range equivalent to that of a stone.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Willy Wonka