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Author has written 11 stories for Naruto.

the insane genius: hotoffthefryer

hotoffthefryer?: so, i came up with the name while i was making fried catfish for my brother, and, as you can assume, the fish came 'hot off the fryer'. Eh, eh, you see my logic?

name: Ryan (and she ish a gurl)

is from: chicago, il, usa

age: 17

dob: 2.4.96.

anything else: i prefer chocolate to vanilla in all things beside ice cream (i hate chocolate ice cream, blegh), pepsi is better than coke, pink rules but blue is pretty dang awesome, in the battle of AF against Hollister vs. Aero vs. AE, i say that Aero wins because i like their online sales, computers trump pen and pencil, iPhone is my baby, and yeah. that would be all. :)

the dish

(*((the notebook))*)

hey guys! so, i constantly get questions regarding who is who in my fanfic, The Notebook. Instead of having you all review and PM me with those questions--because, believe it or not, it is alot filling out all of the characters repeatedly, i'll put them on here.


strawberryshortcakes: sakura

blondebomb: ino

bastardly: sasuke

bandgeek: kin

ramengod: naruto

redhot: karin

wise1: shikamaru

k9swag: kiba

purplepenguin: ami

nh73: neji

greengiant: lee

chipthemaster: choji

bunsofsteel: tenten

flowergirl9: ino

straightbugging: shino

madhatter: konohamaru

teenspirit: tayuya

sigh: sai

whisper: hinata

bigbangtheory: deidara

thepuppeteer: kankurou

U2: itachi

smoothblu: suigetsu

superk: SECRET

lifesabeach: temari

gingerly: gaara

the sand man: sasori

little1: hanabi

i feel like i forgot some.../:


(June 17, 2012)

hola. for all those who randomly roam my profile for odd reasons,

i will be editing, remaking, whatever-else-floats-your-boating a lot of my old stories over this summer. basically, that means i'll be going to some of my older fics and doing some serious revamping. will that hold off The Notebook? probably. a little, actually. i just have to go through all of my stories, to be completely honest, and give them a solid plot. that's what they're all missing.

so. i'll be working on that as quickly as possible, story by story. i don't want to completely delete any of them (EVER) but, yeah, most don't have any hope of ever getting finished and i hate that so, instead of continuing what my plan was before--which was to take things one by one and just finish everything once i finish one thing--i want to finish stuff before i work on anything else. i am not sure that makes a figment of sense.

anywho. i'm editing alot. so expect random updates and even random-er periods of absence. i'm not dead. just reevaluating. i do that alot.

i might, also, obtain a plot-master beta. any recs?



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White Rain by Zapenstap reviews
A woman arrives in Konoha with children she claims are Itachi's. Sasuke struggles with suspicion. Sakura struggles with Sasuke. As Hokage, Naruto must decide the future of the village. OCs! Developed. Over 1000 reviews! WHOOOO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 340,722 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Making Bacon by Awesome Team Unicorn reviews
Sasuke returns home from a long mission. Hungry, he stumbles into his kitchen. Naked. Post-canon. SasuSaku. Co-authored by Sakura's Unicorn and Unicorn Paige.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Look Underneath by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
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The Notebook reviews
In which a little notebook spirals things so out of control that I'm best friends with Yamanaka Ino, Karin wants me dead, Tsunade has a search warrant out for me, and the entire male student body wants me. But the catch? None of them know who I even am.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,778 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Spit reviews
Sasuke decides to test if you can really run out of spit with Sakura on one hot summer day. By licking her. He really doesn't care if she doesn't like it; whatever gets the point proven.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sexy and I Know It reviews
In which Sakura discovers that Sasuke definitely knows he's sexy. And he's happy about it. Drabble. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Talk Dirty to Me reviews
Because Team 7 just wouldn't get their laundry down without their resident Mr. Mom. "You smell like flowers," Sakura spat, angry. She just couldn't get over the fact that she didn't! Drabble, SxS
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Famous reviews
"Kiss me." Before she could register the request, smooth lips covered her own. Seconds passed before her heel jabbed his foot. "What's your issue!" Sakura shouted, face flushed. So what she asked if he was single? It didn't mean she wanted to be with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Nugget of Gold reviews
You do everything she says. No, actually, I don't. Long stares between cold silences, and then: "Yeah, you're right, teme; your hair does still look like a duck's rear end. What was I thinking; she'd never go for you." AU, SasuSaku; Gift!fic for KillerMay
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Instantaneous reviews
When Sasuke returns to Konoha thirteen years after the Great Ninja War, he his meets a boy with a face that mirrors his own. As the Hidden Leaf is bombarded with the struggles that come with 'peace', how do they react to Sasuke's return? Developed OCs, SS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,614 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Rock My Socks reviews
Gossip says that the Populars are wearing fake again next season. Maybe I'll try it, but I'm sure I'd look trashy. I heard it makes the everywhere area look ugly. But, it fits great on Karin. Really highlights her thunder thighs. AU high-SS, SI/ST, NH, NT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,268 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Ugly reviews
Ino climbed the social chain by being a witch with a letter change and sticking pom-pons in people's faces. I was thrown into popularity by smashing cakes in faces. Well, not faces. Sasuke Uchiha's face. "I'm sor-" He glared, "Shut up, Haruno." AU-hi, SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,438 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Butterfly Kisses reviews
"You're staring?" She asked quietly. He knew why but he shook his head, leaving the feelings that attacked him at the feel of her body pressed against his. He couldn't love her. She was Itachi's. He was forever a prince, in love with the Haruno princess.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Schizophrenia reviews
Mother would cry while she was sewing every Wednesday. She would prick her fingers and watch the blood drip down onto the white cloth fabric. I wasn't surprised when she didn't wake up one morning, sewing needle and string in hand. I expected it.SxS AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,749 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.