A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.

Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.

Mirrors and cupcakes and other nice thing but not when it come to England 2P

Condoms, footballs to the stomach, fake nurses, confusing hallways, and flying backpacks. Lovino Vargas's first day at World Academy was already one of his worst, and he could only imagine that it would spiral downwards as he got to know the tomato bastard, otherwise known as Antonio Fernandez Carriedo.

Ash cant resist him ever since that first night, Gary has fallen hard what happens when Professor Oak is gone for a whole week? Boy on boy, Yaoi, Smut. Review please!

AU. Romano, a young kindergarten teacher, is finding it increasingly hard to come up with rent money by the ends of each month now, so he decides getting a roommate to help alleviate the stress of paying for everything himself would be the best solution. However, all he needs now is a solution for handling his new roommate, Antonio, the pornstar. HIATUS (info on why on profile)

Alfred Jones is locked away for a crime he didn't commit against his twin brother and is sent away to a prison institute that is owned by his adopted father, Arthur. Gilbert, his cellmate, offers him protection from other inmates. Can the two learn to trust each other enough for a relationship to grow. PrusAme, also some FrUk, Ger/Fem-Ita, and other pairings.

This is the story, told to a mildly unwilling grandson-in-law, of the pirate captain Romulus Cesare, the infamous and coldhearted Mortale Cesare, and how he came to be known as the great military leader Giulio Vargas, and eventually as "Nonno." But, more importantly to Antonio, this story might just tell him why Lovi's nonno hates him so much. Rated for language and some violence.

Ludwig gets drunk on a party and annoys Francis into eventually sleeping with him.

"Hah… what?" Gilbert moaned out, his fingers slightly shaking as he stared at his all-too-close reflection, his brain having trouble processing what just happened. Did he just…. Hump a mirror? / Gilbert (Prussia) and masturbation. Involving a mirror. Rated M for obvious reasons.

How was Hidan's childhood in Yugakure? Why and how did he convert to Jashinism? Why did he become the person he is? How did he become a member of Akatsuki? I tried my best to answer those questions! Rated M because... Well, it's about Hidan.

Sequel to Dream team. Chapter 19 Explanations: Now that Seth has his treasure Jaden is waiting for some explanations on that matter. Will he and Mattie get along or will Seth have to choose?

Antonio tries to seduce Lovino for once. After a bit of advice from his friends and a quick trip to Lovi's closet, he tries out his somewhat sexy plan. RomaSpa Prostitute AU smut with Romano on top.

Flavio rather likes this new method of punishment that Santiago is using. When Santiago finds out, he comes up with a plan to break him of this attraction, before he breaks everything in his house! 2p Spamano. Nation AU. Rated M for office fun times and some shotacon material. Details inside.

After unwittingly breaking Lovino's heart, Antonio realizes his feelings for his lifelong best friend. What will it take to win him back? Gakuen!AU- Spamano, GerIta, maybe some PruCan. Rated for language.

It's been a while, but Antonio and Lovino are more than ready and willing to express their love for each other in a way other than spoken words, or a simple peck on the lips.

A short, sweet little drabble about the how Elizabeta and Gilbert are when they're in bed with each other

Arthur has been moved to his brother's house of partying for the week, and just so happens to bump into Francis during one. A semi-failed attempt at trying to sober him up. FrUk. Smut. Better than this crappy summary, I swear.

2pFrUk. Human AU, slight shota(Oliver is 17) Francis and Oliver are an unlikely pair. Their love is forbidden because the age gap between them is so large. Much better than the description I promise. Please read and review, it keeps me writing.

America has an awesome plan to get rid of the Axis Powers but what happens when they all get stuck in the trap and problems keep occurring. Since you can only chose 2 Genres here will be some others (Some may show up in future chapters) Humor, Mystery, Horror, Supernatural, Adventure, Suspense, Tragedy and Friendship

Feliciana and Lovina run away from home, disguise themselves as males, and join Antonio's pirate crew. pirate!Spain, fem!Lovino/Romano, fem!Feliciano/Italy, Spamano, Gerita, and all sorts of other lovely goodies. Rated for Lovina's vocabulary.

Obedient, cute, adoring henchman. Possessive, passive, emotionless boss. A very bad combination. It all depends on the perspective. (2p!Spamano *SHOTA* It didn't exist, until now. De nada. ¡Feliz cumpleaños Mami! ))

I've started a blog of my own! Comment and I'll reply, no matter what it is!

After two years of watching and admiring, Antonio Carriedo finally got his chance to be with his crush, Lovino... Well, sort of. After losing a bet, Lovino is forced to stay with him for an entire week but what happens when feelings are shared and secrets are revealed? (Rated M for a reason!)

Lovino lives a pretty easy life, he has plenty of friends, a loving Grandpa and brother and not to mention a sexy Spanish roommate...only problem is, he wasn't exactly born Lovino, rather Lovina... The story of FTM!Lovino just trying to make his way in the world.

Lukas and Matthias come together for one night, one night that never should have happened. Creating a life that was never supposed to be. The son Lukas never wanted. The son Lukas shunned out of his life. Lukas' son, Feil, is determined to win the love of his mother if it's the last thing he ever does on this earth.

Antonio lets an argument go a little too far, and Lovino refuses to listen to his apologies. Perhaps, if Antonio shows the stubborn Italian exactly how sorry he is, rather than just saying it, he'll be more inclined to listen. Spamano oneshot.

Antonio gets sick of Lovino's constant name calling and wants to end the relationship. But will he regret it? And how will Lovi feel about it?

Lovino Vargas has been working aboard a pirate ship for more than a month, but hates that he doesn't get any respect from his absurdly handsome captain, Antonio Carriedo. But what happens when he finally snaps and calls Antonio out on his behavior? Will the captain show leniency to his cute little cabin-boy, or will the consequences be more severe? Human/Pirate AU. Warnings inside.

18-year-old Lovino Vargas finds himself wondering an awful lot about his roommate, Antonio Fernandez-Carriedo, and he continues wondering up until the two unexpectedly meet in the college shower-room. Rated M for lemon. Human AU, college setting, one-shot.

Antonio sees the same boy every night. With his life full of downs and downs, full of abrupt changes, this boy provides him with the only thing he wants: a constant. But like everything else, there is much more to this boy than meets the eye... Human AU. Spamano.

Prussia gets a chain email and believes it hilarous adventures with prussia

Prussia didn't get any kisses whenever they were in bed. He didn't mind though; the rough fucks and sheer violence was satisfying for him. It made him feel alive after all this time, especially during the times he'd snark back only to be dominated with more force again.

Why did the Spaniard always hope for the impossible? That Romano would come to him one day, confessing his feelings, and they would make LOVE? That they would cry out each others names, he could hold the Italian, wake up the next morning, and he would still be there?

In Alfred's eyes, his life was perfect now. The cocktail of drugs every night, the snuff... He wouldn't trade it in for anything in the world, even if he lost his life over it. Drug use, content of the saucy kind. RusAme oneshot, sequel to 'Coke and Pepsi'

After the fall of the Berlin wall Ivan is terrified to come home to find his home empty and Gilbert no longer there.

A girl named June has moved from Australia to Japan to study, but when she gets there everything is not what they seem.Yeah suck at summaries. -By Zombie and this is for the OC Competition.

AU; SpainxRomano; Lovino's parents are tired of his horrible behavior, and hire Antonio to babysit him. But time is a cruel mistress, and in absence the heart grows fonder. These are just some of the things Antonio and Lovino will learn.

Prussia's always causing trouble. Here are fifty ways to get back at the self-proclaimed "Awesomest Person Alive". Feel free to use these ideas for fanficts, but I would like some credit for the ideas por favor

He didn't even like her. Not in that way. So why was he doing this? — A cute Valentine's Day one-shot with Romano and Fem!Prussia. Human!AU. Prumano.

Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.

Uncle Portugal must babysit Spain and Romano's adoptive son! How hard could that possibly be? Feat. Spamano. Rated for language.

AU Spamano. Lovino is tired of being trapped by his own desire for the Spaniard he'd known since childhood. It was time to take action, take what he wanted, and get the h**l over it, right? But when did desire become less than enough?

Nyotalia Belarus x Russia Gore Russia finally rebelling from Belarus' stalking. First published story,would appreciate critque

What happens when you get three bored men on a saturday morning? Nothing good, especially when these men are the BTT, Bad Touch Trio. What comes out of this? Truth or dare. And How did Germany get sucked into this? Never play truth or dare with the BTT. Shit happens. Rated M for FrancexPrussiaxSpain Threesome. Yummy yaoi. Smut.

Romano wakes up feeling very weird. And there's three people in the same bed as him. To make matters worse, these people are France, Spain and Prussia. And he can't remember what happened last night... It must've been really bad. Count down in Minutes From Mayhem. Romano/Spain/Prussia/France. A lot of smut.

All rising actor Antonio wants is to win something in the HETALIA Entertainments Awards. He hadn't expected that the rude, forever-scowling coffee boy could possibly change that goal. Human AU, Spamano.

Teenage Antonio learns about the birds and the bees from his awkward older brother! Simple, right? Eh. Maybe. Spamano. T for language and innuendo.

Basically the morning after an interesting night. Russia/Prussia

Today is the most awesome day of the entire year! Why? Because it's Prussia's birthday, of course! Many exciting things await his special day. However, what happens when things go a little astray? Rated for language. A nice bit of Prumano, as well!

Greece looked so much like his mother; but when it comes to mannerisms, well… not so much. "Morning After" fic, ONE-SHOT, TurkeyxGreece

Sequel to Comfortably Numb.

Russia shows up on Germnay's door step drenched from the rain. Russia has some information that he wants to confirm or reject about the German whose house he is infront of. Neither of them had what was going to happen planned. Human names used.

Marauders era. This is a very dirty story; a rumor about Sirius and James has Remus jealous despite himself. James x Sirius, Sirius x Remus.

As Hikaru and Kaoru’s feelings grow their bond together goes through something strange. YAOI, HikXKao, TWINCEST, Rated M for chapters after the 1st.

Lovino just wants to clear some doubts, but if your teacher is a sexy spaniard you may have to change the plan. RomaSpain, College AU, yaoi, NSFW, first attempt at lemonish fic

It seems no matter what he does, Lovino is always stuck with Gilbert! Whether it's his teacher's fault or fate is out to get him. How will he deal with this bullying jerk? Rated M for cursing. Prumano

A simple game of fate may be more than it seems. Prumano

In all honesty, Romano was much too old to need a babysitter. And Spain should have seen this coming

Why does he watch Porn anyway? Does he not see me over here? Absolutley head over heels for him? Obviously not... or he chose to ignore me. Spamano! Yayy!

Romano isn't as quiet as he'd like to think he is when he masturbates sometimes, and it leads to some interesting situations with Spain. Spamano, yaoi, lemon, oneshot, etc.

Sometimes you never realize that the person you thought was so different from you could be so similar, and at the same time you never thought that something that should be easy to say could be so hard. Seto/Joey, some Bakura/Malik. M for later chapters

A short little one-shot in Nyotalia!Belarus' PoV about his one-sided love for also Nyotalia! Russia.

It was just a show of dominance. It wasn't supposed to go so far. Powershipping / One-shot

In which Gilbert gets drunk, Francis gets his words mixed up, and Ivan takes advantage of the situation. RusPrus. Contains fluff and lemon and terrified Toris. You've been warned.

Gilbert thinks something is wrong with Ludwig. Antonio is quite confused at the entire concept. How can you tell what someone is feeling if they never smile? Gakuen AU Spain/Germany

MINIATURE COLLECTION: Seto and Katsuya find it hard to hide their desire for each other, but once they take action on their feelings problems arise as they realise the difficulties they have to overcome to be together. A little oocness! REVISED.

Kidd and Soul are having a little...special time. When Maka calls, things get just a little bit harder for Soul. Can he keep it secret?

A black haired, red eyed boy and a white haired, blue eyed girl see Seto and Joey duel on TV. After seeing the dragons it's set for the sibling orphans, that they will be their new parants. And with his brains and her creativity, what can go wrong? -Image made by TheRedLamp! Thanks for letting me use it!-

Prussia has liked Canada for awhile now, Canada has liked him since they met at France's when he was little. They are both too awkward to do anything about it...until Romano gives them an oh-so-eloquent push in the right direction. Oneshot. Prucan Spamano

Almost 4 years after the war is over, Draco is still having trouble finding his way, unaccepted by wizarding society, and trying to escape the control of his father, he finds comfort in the most unlikely of people. Dramione.

Voldemort is frustrated with two younger Death Eaters, Shoez and Sox, who both love to cause trouble with the help of the shinigami and a demon butler. How does he deal with it? He gives them a few lists of what they can't do! Do they work? Not really.

Seto Kaiba WANTS his puppy but never showed it until he saw him with another partner. From that day forward he will do anything he can with his money and power to get rid of all the competition.

Romano has a sick obsession that nobody knows about. Spain doesn't even know about this obsession. And right now, Spain isn't home, which means Romano's sick obsession is about to make an appearance. *Warning for France and for Romano's mouth*

The Marauders are staying at the Potter's for Christmas. Set around 5/6th year they are Animagi. No real plot, no pairings.

It's Halloween, and after a lovely night out trick or treating Soul and Kid retire to Soul's apartment. LEMON. SoulxKid. Happy Halloween!

Whats Soul's reaction when Patty accidentally tells him Kid's secret? This is a Kid/Soul pairing. YAOI. lemon. My first one, be kind.

As two people representing the same nation, their hearts represent the same enternal city; beating as one. This is common knowledge. What isn't such common knowledge, is that the two Italians have a second feature of dual represenation. Spamano and GerIta

"Let others make war. You, fortunate Austria, marry." It was an ideal alliance. But could it not become more? Hapsburg fic. Spain/Austria

Soul and Black Star are together. Black Star accuses Soul of cheating on him with Kid. What happens when Kid changes teams and agrees to go out with Soul? YAOI.ONE-SHOT. LEMONSSSSSS. Enjoy ;

It all started with his pants. SoulxKid twoshot

Denmark gets turned into a sofa, and Norway takes advantage of it.

Gilbert hates trips to Moscow. -- Angry hate-sex.

In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan

Being a new student, Malik is forced to endure a dull school life. Until he makes an encounter never dreamt of.. An Encounter which might lead to danger unexpected..

A oneshot which developed on itself.. everything just because of Lady GaGa!

Even mixed up, the pieces make up the same whole." O-Ren and Gogo - how they met and what they are.

Short OC centered story. But not at all the OC you'd expect.

No spoilers, premovie. A GoGo short. Being a normal schoolgirl can be anything but. Yuri implications.

Quick GoGo study. Schoolgirl skirts and tantos are a logical mix, depending on where you're coming from.

For Otogi. Because he needs a good fic. Otogi thinks, no, KNOWS no one likes him. He's an outcast amongst Yugi and his friends. But sometimes things aren't what they seem. [OtogiJou and Seto and Ryou OH MY!]

Hi, I'm Joey, I hear you're looking for a dog? Kaiba turned around to face him. Is that an offer mutt? Oneshot