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Author has written 15 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
The truth about Gaddafi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THlaMUq6MKU
Yaoi/Yuri Fanboy ALERT!
ALL STORIES APART FROM 'La bolsa de marihuana de Holanda' HAVE NO BETA BUT ME!
Hetalia characters that I am willing to RP as:
Romano (Nyo Available)
Status: This account pretty much inactive now... You can find me here instead: http://archiveofourown.org/users/NEPS338
The user Prussian Victory did an audio reading of my fanfic 'The Haunting of HRE' because she liked it so much. The video can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9etMOZwpEHc
To do list:
-Next chapter for 'It runs in the family' (Which might possibly end up being abandoned or deleted...)
-The REALLY late birthday fic I promised Stumblealot
-Next entry for 'A blog of family politics'
-Another Spanish fic
-Sequel to 'A Reason'
-'The Adventures of Bob the Tentacle Monster' (Which actually now has an ask blog on Tumblr: http://honda-bobu.tumblr.com/ )
-Finish all my half-finished Prumano fanfics
-All my recent ideas and half-written fics that I've left forgotten on Mike (AKA my Windows7 laptop)
Is now advertising as a smut scene writer! (PM Only)
The Misunderstood Trio: Prussia, Romano and Belarus.
Undesired at all by most.
Devoted to those that they love, even if they are not wanted.
Pretending not to care, and trying to be strong to the eyes of others.
Deep down, all they want is to be loved and cared for themselves... To be looked after, and told that it will all be ok without being used.
Still mad at ff.net!!!!
A Little Bit About Myself:
I'm (N/A) years old, live in Australia, have 2 little brothers (That are freakin' adorable!) and a bunch of friends that I absolutely love even if I don't see them as much as I used to.
I'm quite well traveled, having been through 4 states and one territory, but I'm still dying to see more!
I want to be a writer some day. Hopefully travel the globe and write about beautiful places in it.
And no, I don't randomly go around sniffing plants...
Name: Leo, or Lupi.
Astrology Signs: Leo (Ironic, I know...), Fire Rat, Salmon/Hazel, Sturgeon, Etc...
Ethnicity: Mostly Celtic, Germanic and Slav. But I'm pretty much a bit of everything...
Systems: Toshi (Windows8 laptop w/ internet), Xedgar (XP laptop w/o internet), Jack (8G USB) and the local library computers (For internet when Toshi is down).
Likes: Anime/Manga, English, Spanish, Travel, Cosplay, Comics/Doujinshis, Etc.
Dislikes: Math, Oranges, Transphobia, Homophobia, Prepubescent Popstars, Ignorant Assholes and People Who Police My Porn.
I'm a troll that trolls trolls! Trololololololololololololololololol!!!
Seriously, NO flames or trolling! If you flame or troll me, I'll tell Belarus that you screwed Russia! Don't make me do it!
List your favourite Hetalia pairings:
1/2 Nyo!Het: Spamana
1/2 Nyo!Yaoi: Nyo! Belgium x Romano/Nyo! Hungary x Prussia
1/2 Nyo!Yuri: Belgium x Nyo! Romano
Nyo!Selfcest: Belarus x Nyo! Belarus
2p!Selfcest: Spain x 2p!Spain
CRACK!: Germany x Grandpa Rome! XD
Now list the pairings that you hate and why:
Hetero: AusHun! I hate it!! Because Hungary changed for a man who never really appreciated her, when Prussia loved her just as she was...
1/2 Nyo!Het: SuFin/FinSu. (With either genderbent) BECAUSE SVE IS HOMO-HOMO, BRO!!!
Yaoi: USUK. Because of how much America hurt England during the revolution, in my opinion he doesn't deserve England's love. He's no hero to me.
1/2 Nyo!Yaoi: N/A
1/2 Nyo!Yuri: N/A
Nyo!Selfcest: Sweden x Nyo! Sweden. Because they are both GAY people!
2p!Selfcest: France x 2p!France... I get the feeling the feeling that 2p!Franny is not a perv like his 1p, and would probably get creeped out/disgusted just from being anywhere near him.
-Kill Bill (Volume 1 & 2)
-Pirates of the Caribbean (Don't really like No. 4 though... Prefer Jack x Rum to Jack x Black beard's daughter.)
-Harry Potter (Original and AVPM/AVPS)
-The Avengers (Science Boyfriends!)
-Naruto (Original and LK Abridged)
-Yu-gi-oh (Original and Abridged)
-Ouran Highschool Host Club
-Death Note (Go Kira! Near is a snot-nosed brat!)
-Darker Than Black
-Pet Shop of Horrors
-Hetalia (Axis Powers and World series! Bad Touch Trio FTW!) (And Spamano! I likes Spamano... :3)
-Avatar: The Last Airbender (Legend of Aang)
-Pokemon (Favourite Pokemon: Blazekin!)
-South Park (OMJ! I LOVE Ike x KinderGoth!)
KiTtY KiDs CuT ThEmSeLvEs!
Pretty pink ponies!
Get your Grinch on Bitch!
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)
Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am a proud Hetaku, and I hereby take the Hetalia Pledge.
I promise to remember Italy whenever someone mentions pasta
I promise to remember Germany whenever someome says West
I promise to remeber Japan whenever I see an Asian tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake
I promise to remember America whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac
I promise to remember England whenever I see someone who can't cook
I promise to remember France whenever I see a rose
I promise to remember China whenever I see Pikachu
I promise to remember Russia whenever I see a lead pipe
I promise to remember Lithuania whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Estonia whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Latvia whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Belarus whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother
I promise to remember Ukraine whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs
I promise to remember Sweden whenever I pass by an IKEA
I promise to remember Finland whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'
I promise to remember Spain whenever I see a tomato field
I promise to remember Romano whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing
I promise to remember Hungary whenever I see a frying pan
I promise to remember Austria whenever I hear someone play a piano
I promise to remember Prussia whenever I hear someone say AWESOME
I promise to remember Poland whenever I pass a Valley Girl
I promise to remember Switzerland whenever I see a guy with a gun
I promise to remember Liechtenstein whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair
I promise to remember Turkey whenever I think about Phantom of the opera.
I promise to remember Greece whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat
I promise to remember Egypt whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle
I promise to remember Canada whenever I see pancakes
I promise to remember Cuba whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream
I promise to remember Sealand whenever I see a boat
I promise to remember Grandpa Rome whenever I see someone way too young to be a grandfather.
I promise to remember Germania whenever I see Legolas from LOTR
I promise to remember Holy Rome whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.
If you are a Hetaku as well and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
1. Izaya Orihara (Durarara)
2. Gilbert Beilschmidt AKA Prussia (Hetalia)
3. Hidan (Naruto)
4. Stein (Soul Eater)
5. Light Yagami (Death Note)
6. Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender ‘Legend of Aang’)
7. Hei (Darker Than Black)
8. Zolo/Zoro (One Piece)
9. Joey Wheeler (Yugioh)
10. Hikaru Hitachiin (Ouran High School Host Club)
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
He wants to play annoying mind games with me… -_-
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Take it the wrong way and probably hit him.
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Ask him who he sacrificed to get the blood on him, but not really care about the naked thing since he’s a religious dude.
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
I would be very scared for Joey… O.o
5 cooked you dinner?
Ask the awesome Kira to put some apples in for Ryuk! :D
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Debate whether to awkwardly put sunscreen on him, or let the pale dude burn like a lobster.
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
8 got into the hospital somehow?
Nooooo! Don’t die Zolo! D:
9 made fun of your friends?
Steal his Duel Mosters cards! MWAHAHAHAHA! O: And then sell them to Kaiba! >:D
10 ignored you all the time?
Well, fine then! Damn rich bastard! D:
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Smash their phones and then convince them to commit suicide.
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Probably try to treat it himself.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
A new Jashinist’s necklace that he brought with some money that he stole from Kakuzu. :D
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Consider it an experiment and see if the test subject can get out on their own. Asshole! D:
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?
Nothing, unless it interferes with his own plans.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
He probably wouldn’t care.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
With my bad attitude after something like that? He’d just leave me alone!
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Ask me to train/spar with him, which would be really effective. I like to hit things when angry…
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
Most likely by shouting encouragement at me, and then heckling my opponent when they start to complain. ‘-_-
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Get annoyed and leave.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He’d know just how to string me along.
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Pales* N-not well…
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Stein and I trying to convince his awesomeness to get over it…
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Uh, probably not…
6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Dismiss it as a rumour.
Number 8 thinks he'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell him?
Tell him to ask Sanji out.
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
Sure, why not?
1 offers you a CD. Considereing his tastes, do you listen to it?
Yeah, I guess.
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
I don’t think that Zolo would really care…
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
3 told 6 that he’s on his period.
Que EPIC battle!
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
Stein slaps Joey with a fish for dating Hei? I can see that, Stein is a nutter after all…
5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
Laugh my ass off! XD
6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?
Zuko is cussing at Gil for acting like an idiot, and Hidan sacrifices them both to Jashin!
7 got high.
O.o What the HELL Hei!?
8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
My obsession with Yaoi.
9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?
Call Shizuo. *Smirk* Que vending machine!
10 starts working at a bar..
Why does Hikaru need a job!? O.o He’s fucking RICH!
1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2.
Nosebleed from the thought of Izaya x Gil*
1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you?
He was having an affair with Prussia, Kesesese! ;D
2 is in love with 4, he confesses. how does 4 respond?
Stein asks if he can dissect him.
3 is a drug addict. what do you do?
Remind him that man-made pleasures in Jashinism are a sin. D:
4 kisses 8. what's your reaction?
Jaw drop* Does. Not. Compute!
7 is missing. Where do you go to look for him
Look? Oh hell no! I’d make that detective guy do it!
8 needs a tutor. On what subject does he need tutoring?
Probably everything except for P.E.
9 wants to be a cheerleader. what do you say?
Shock, then snickering* Go for it! XD
10 hates you. why?
Because I’m poor… -_-
1 gives you a teddy bear. why?
It’s really a nannycam, need I say more? *face-palm*
2 and 6 are fighting. What do you do?
Tell Gil to run for his life! D:
3 ate 7. What's your reaction?
Oh-kay, so you’re a cannibal now Hidan? O.o
4 died. How?
He dissected himself. )’:
5 turns invisible. What does he do to you?
Try and figure out how to use it to his benefit.
6 loses his memory. You have to give him a new memory. What do you say to him?
That Sokka is his boyfriend! XD
7 is having his baby today! what's her/his name?
Pai, after Hei’s sister.
8 is a pervert. He's coming right at you. what do you do?
9 is going through a tough break up. How do you cheer him up?
Buy him pizza and some Duel Monsters cards.
10 broke up with 9. what do you do?
Avoid them both… -_-
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