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How to happily harbor a viper in your midst by Sattar reviews
Recipe: three parts sarcasm, one part drama, two parts fluff, mix and shake with ridiculous banters, bake into "post-traumatic recovery" and "learning to build a communication" narrative cakes, sprinkle with demonic lectures on psychology.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,085 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (F)
Dragon Age: The Crown of Thorns by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bhelen had all bases covered, but didn't consider that his older brother would get himself framed on purpose just to fake one measly death... or two. Come to think of it, he probably never expected what happened when the Wardens, all seven of them, dropped by again either, later in the year. Alas. Not that Loghain handled things any better.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 73 - Words: 908,170 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Aeducan, Surana, Cousland, Mahariel
Of Whoresons and Nobles by DragonReine reviews
Love is no more than another tool in an assassin's repertoire, a charade to trick and deceive and murder, but even a Crow such as he was defenceless when faced with the real thing. Zevran-centric PoV, M!Cousland/Zevran
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 173,628 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Zevran A., Cousland
Dangerous by aimorai reviews
A normally practical mage struggles with the burdens of love and duty - neither of which she asked for. Alistair/Amell/Zevran love triangle developing. Of course, Bioware owns all of the non-original characters and settings within; I just borrow them!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 95,713 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Amell, Alistair
Victory at Ostagar by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 128 - Words: 1,173,590 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Cousland - Complete
Nemesis by omnomanon reviews
Marian Hawke, Champion and mage, encounters an old friend for the first time since the Gallows. After a fierce and brief encounter, they begin a wild trek through Thedas, seeking both a greater enemy as well as their own redemption in each others' eyes.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 192,399 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris
Choices by AmericanCorvus reviews
This is an alternate universe where Fenris didn't succeed in escaping Danarius and the events of the game play out without him. The story begins in Seheron but soon encompasses the known world as a Qunari invasion looms large.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 256,902 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (F)
To Be Free by cellostargalactica reviews
I'll tell the story of Marian Hawke, the woman who taught a slave what it was to love and to be free. I'll tell the story of what we taught each other. DA2 through the eyes of Fenris.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,720 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris
Pygmalion by Zerbinetta reviews
How is a pesky Fade spirit to solve the dilemma of who should be the Warden in its novelization of the story of the latest Blight? Why, by letting pre-Ostagar Alistair choose his own love interest by meeting them all, of course!
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,895 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Alistair
Jazz Age by mongoose-bite reviews
Hawke and his family fled the war in Ferelden on a liner, dogged by Darkspawn U-Boats. Two years later the war is over and Hawke is a private detective in Kirkwall, a city awash with jazz, bootleg liquor and a lot of trouble. Roaring 20s AU.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 158,986 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
Promises by Thoughts Left Unspoken reviews
After Fenris rescues Hawke from slavers, she refuses to leave his side as they slowly make their way through Thedas to Kirkwall, where her destiny and both their pasts await. AU fic from kinkmeme.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 144,426 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris
Apostates of Amaranthine by Amhran Comhrac reviews
With Amaranthine safe, Maggie Amell hopes she can finally focus on rebuilding the order and her home. Obviously nothing in her life could ever be that simple. Postgame, with lots of OCs. Spoilers for Origins/Awakening
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 529,125 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Amell, Anders
The Count of Monte Antivo by Isabella Monroe reviews
This is the Ferelden story of the Count of Monte Cristo which will be loosely based on both the movie and the book. It's a dark tale, but fear not this romantic at heart writer loves a happy ending. It will mostly be told through Alistair's POV.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,107 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Earning Your Place by Raidho reviews
AU: Fenris never escaped Danarius, and Hawke left Kirkwall after Act 2, hoping to make a better life for himself and his family in Tevinter. As chance would have it, Hawke makes an enemy of a particular Magister...
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,711 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris
Fearlessness by Medusa Davenport reviews
'He grabs her wrist, gripping until she gasps with the pain. "Has it never occurred to you that I might hurt you?" Hawke glares at him. "If that's supposed to scare me, you should know better."' Kinky smutty FenrisxF!MageHawke
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,857 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris
The Journal of Marian Hawke by lotusflwr reviews
Varric persuaded Hawke to keep a journal, not suspecting how pivotal it, or she, would become. Her writings tell part of the tale, but what happened in between? And between her and Fenris? Get the full tale and fill in every funny, dramatic, romantic gap.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 443,339 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris
Gentle by Cruellae reviews
Danarius's new apprentice was nothing like he'd expected. He tried to hate her, like he hated all mages, but he simply couldn't. AU, Hawke/Fenris, M rated.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,512 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris
Viciousness by Medusa Davenport reviews
'Every night Hawke comes to him like a lover and they brawl in the open spaces of his mansion, taunting themselves with proximity.' Rivalmance reinterpreted. Fenris/F!Hawke, smuttiness. Epilogue added.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,492 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
My Little Star by Lo.MADLY.vE reviews
Yes this is one of those, "put your made up character into the story" type of things. The new character is brought in by a Tevinter Magister, and claimed by him as a new slave. I will give you a hint, Fenris is there. Bioware owns all, even my soul!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,256 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Fenris
Of Solace And Touch by strangegibbon reviews
Not a new story, rather the trilogy already written gathered together under one name. I have added to it, however, here and there. Non canon for story purposes. Fenris' wounds are more than skin deep. F!HawkexFenris
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,103 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Only the Living Know Victory by sweetestcondition reviews
Just when Fenris and Hawke finally talk about the meaning of "that night," they are torn apart again. What if Danarius succeeds? Will Fenris remember any of it? Female Hawke/Fenris romance with other characters as well.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,292 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Anders, Varric T., Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
The Space Between by Fever Dream reviews
After their brief romance, Marian Hawke and Fenris try to salvage their friendship. Kirkwall is never kind, however, and the worst struggle is yet to come, as Hawke loses everything and becomes a slave to bitterness. Has magic truly spoiled everything?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,883 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Unbound by Rhia474 reviews
F!Hawke/Fenris. Continuing along from No Place Free, a week later, Hawke gets angry, does spring cleaning, then learns some Arcanum during a thunderstorm...M rated for the obvious M-rated things agaimst walls.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Ankomst by Solain Rhyo reviews
After three years, Fenris has decided to lay claim to the woman he'd loved and left, if only she'll allow it. FemHawke/Fenris. Rated for sexual content.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Obstacles by gaarafreak reviews
Various events from the life of Marian Hawke, Champion of Kirkwall and Apostate mage, involving one former Tevinter slave, Fenris, as told by Varric Tethras. Lady Hawke x Fenris – takes place after Fenris' companion quest/romance scene in Act 2 and beyond
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hawke (M)
Marked by strangegibbon reviews
A Dragon Age one shot. Fenris' wounds are more than skin deep. F!Hawke/Fenris.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Beyond the Shadows by Silvergrace reviews
Duncan and Alistair are called to Denerim to deal with a "little" problem. The city guards are having difficulty dealing with a thief they call the "Dark Crusader". Who is this thief? And what are the Crusader's intentions?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,558 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Cousland, Alistair
Oh God, Now What? by PheonRen reviews
Wandering, drunken Alistair saves a strange woman in the forest. Suddenly, nothing is what it seems. All that he has been taught will be challenged, and the world may never be the same again. Adult themes, sexual content, violence, Rated MA. m/f
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,235 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Alistair - Complete
A Rare and Wonderful Thing Amidst the Darkness by Lourdes23 reviews
A series of drabbles for my Alistair/Cousland pairing and their experiences along throughout their journey. And I finally stopped.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,613 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Brothers In Arms by harpychick reviews
The premise - Female Wardens are required to undergo an additional ritual as part of the Joining, and there are side effects of to the taint. Moving into Awakening, what this means for Velenna & Sigrun.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,441 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Alistair, Velanna
Sins and Transgressions by Sabreene reviews
Events broke up Alistair and F!Cousland after the Landsmeet, but they've been unable to let one another go over the years. After years of pushing away their most tormented questions while continuing their torrid affair in secret, they finally talk it out.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Across the Waking Sea by JessicaJones reviews
Why aren't Alistair, Zevran, and the dog with the Warden at Vigil's Keep? They're off having their own adventure, of course.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,574 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Alistair, Zevran A. - Complete
Outgrown by Urban Scrawl reviews
Elissa, the mischievous daughter of the noble Couslands, has always befriended the unexpected. When she accepts her fate as a Grey Warden, she finds herself torn between her childhood first love and her promised sweetheart. F!Cousland/Alistair/Nathaniel
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,296 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Alistair, Nathaniel H. - Complete
Happy Endings by Fever Dream reviews
The Blight is over, the Grey Wardens have been restored to favour and the cunning, sometimes unscrupulous Elendra Cousland rules at the side of King Alistair Theirin. But even in happy endings, there are winners, losers and dire prices to be paid.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,946 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Alistair, Cousland, Zevran A., Anora - Complete
The Shape of Things to Come by devilherdue reviews
END-GAME SPOILERS. Akana Tabris has done dangerous things in the name of freedom, unspeakable things in the name of love. She may be one step ahead for now, but fate is chasing hot on her heels. -- Multiple Perspectives. Non-Standard End-Game Choices.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 106,744 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Tabris, Alistair
Merciful Blood by Melismo reviews
Alistair/Fem Cousland Pairing: What happens when a skilled and trained noblewoman, who is forced to kill others to survive, mourns the loss of each of her adversaries? A hopeful look at the Blight, with romance! Chap 1-10 revised.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 110 - Words: 163,313 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
I Never by thinkdragonage reviews
A game of "I Never" reveals some interesting things about the companions. One shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Alistair, Cousland] Morrigan, Zevran A. - Complete
Spiritus Mundi by Speakfire reviews
The Archdemon is dead and Ferelden survives. But darkness lingers and as they say, without darkness, there can be no light. End-game spoilers. Alistair/Dalish Elf
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,079 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Alistair, Mahariel
Redemption by Adriana Morgan reviews
It has been four years since the Blight was ended and Emily Cousland's love left her. Will she be able to find redemption after betraying the only man she's ever loved. Major end game spoilers!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,939 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Love in Dreams by Thessili reviews
Alistair & Cousland pairing. What would happen to the Warden's if they realised that they shared the Fade? Would it help them in their quest to defeat the archdemon or would it ruin their chance to survive?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 94,255 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
I'm Yours by Dragon's Lover1 reviews
*oneshot* My take on what might be the first night between my character, Melanie, and Alistair. Mild fluff, some humor, and a lot of Melanie pouring her soul out. Because I don't quite like the "let's just do it" scene in camp.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Serves you well reviews
Hawke was desperate. She had tried absolutely everything. Subtlety didn't work on Fenris, neither did rather obvious hints nor blatantly asking for it. The stubborn elf resisted everything. There was only one measure left: blackmailing. SMUT
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete