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Joined 10-11-10, id: 2572576, Profile Updated: 02-13-13
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Fruits Basket, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Homestuck, and Supernatural.

Hello! I'm Dean, I'm 16, and sometimes I write fanfic!

It's not usually very good fanfic, but I try, right?

Anyway, if you want to find me more places be sure to check the links! I prefer drawing to writing most of the time, so if you'd rather look at something I spent a ton of time on check out my art!

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1-24-13

Hello all! It's been a while since I've been here but that's going to change now.

I can't promise I'll update that often, but thank you for sticking around for when I do!

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Bésame Mucho by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Lovino Vargas only ever wanted something exciting to happen in his boring, everyday Italian village existence. He never expected war, Resistance, love, passion, treason, or a cheerful, confusing, irritatingly attractive Spanish freedom fighter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,222 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 2,449 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Troll Army by IgirisuK reviews
Izaya, Karkat, and Prussia are three of the most gifted trolls in history. What happens when they team up? A collaboration with my friend MysticJadeShoe. Enjoy.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,713 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Karkat V. - Complete
Once Upon a Little Time by Xaleria07 reviews
Due to a bit of Shinra's experimentation, Izaya somehow finds himself in the past. And not just anywhere in the past, but in Shizuo's childhood home. Thinking this is the perfect opportunity to study his favorite toy, Izaya ends up staying...Full sum. in
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,078 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
James Potter's Invincible Way to Win Lily's Heart by Jive22 reviews
James is on a mission! And that mission is..to win Lily's heart using as many cheesy pick-up lines he can think of!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Pestilential Spheres by IgirisuK reviews
Arthur Kirkland, a young magician, is in deep trouble. The weapon he was set to guard has been stolen. The only suspect is his little sister, Kitty. And to fix things, he summoned the unpredictable demon, Bartimeus...
Crossover - Bartimaeus Trilogy & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Bartimaeus, England/Britain
Marauder's Luck by GriffinRose reviews
Seventh year had it's own problems and drama before the Marauder's year. But when they come into the picture, luck has flown out the window, leaving them open targets for their enemies. And their enemies are more than happy to take this chance to attack.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,534 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - James P. - Complete
When I Ruled the World by SyllableFromSound reviews
My take on the early years of Austria and Hungary-edelweiss, frying pans,and heartache from the most unexpected source. Rated T for bad language. FLUFF WARNING! VERY slight AU. Gift for my best friend AUHolmes-PianoPlayer!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,292 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
I Belong To You by Miniature.Clockes reviews
Matthew can't figure out why he gets so flustered around Francis. At least not right away.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Canada, France - Complete
More Than 2000 Miles, All The Way by Miniature.Clockes reviews
Alfred one night gets hit by the most rad idea ever, and decides to take his brother along for the ride.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
The Best Godson by Our Eleventh Hour reviews
10 likes/dislikes that Sirius has about Harry. Spoilers. AU: Harry has lived with Sirius since 3rd Year. Pettigrew is in Azkaban. NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Dark Days by GriffinRose reviews
James and Sirius have been kidnapped and chances of survival are dwindling fast, especially when one is struck with a poisoned dagger. The Death Eaters patience can only last so long, and James and Sirius are notorious for pushing people over the edge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,559 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Once Betrayed, Twice Shy by eXtreme eVolution reviews
Random thoughts on Zhalia's betrayal during her hiatus from Dante's team.
Huntik: Secrets & Seekers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Zhalia M., Dante V.
Newlyweds by Bendleshnitz reviews
It happened. The moment both had been dreading since the ring slid through her finger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Toastercam by Laughter's Tears reviews
A genius with a video camera plus a mysteriously and repetitively breaking toaster. No one is willing to fess up to the damage, so Don decides to take matters into his own hands to find the culprit. These are the tapes from the hidden toastercam.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Donatello - Complete
Things You Shouldn't do at Hogwarts by Princess of the Mer-Rebels reviews
Things that will get you in massive trouble at Hogwarts. Do not try this at home! Rating is borderline because a few might not be understood by younger kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sirius B., Marauders
Multiple Mudbloods by Flavinette reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if several different Hermiones were running loose around Hogwarts? Chaos, mayhem, laughs and mischief ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hermione G.
With Every Breath I Take I Become More Inflated by Connie Nervegas reviews
The turtles and friends are characters in their own soap opera. They battle marriage, birth, death and spontaneous resurrection.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
Christmas in the Alps by Abarero reviews
A snowstorm in the Alps forces Prussia to drop in on Switzerland's Christmas Eve celebrations. Switzerland/Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Switzerland, Prussia - Complete
Part of the Family by A Chocolate Frog reviews
It's another Weasley family Christmas, but little Teddy Lupin is convinced he's not really part of the family. Can his godfather set him straight? Short and sweet oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
The Aftermath by Elisima reviews
Sirius Black felt alone. But not just alone, He felt as though his heart had been ripped out and stepped on. He's lost everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sirius B.
Real Men Wear Pink by Connie Nervegas reviews
Raph receives an unusual Christmas present from Splinter. Edited.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Raphael, Splinter - Complete
Consider It Poked by Buttshujinsama reviews
Raph gets a song stuck in his head, and he can't get it out. Will he ever live it down?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Raphael - Complete
Talking by bluepickles92 reviews
Many people have asked why Raph is the only turtle with an accent. Here's my answer in the form of a one-shot. Please R&R!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Raphael - Complete
Teh Soopr Gost Gurl by Lady-Valiant reviews
Danny Phantom and his friends have fought ghosts, but nothing can prepare them for what they find inside a bright, pink book...a Mary Sue fanfic!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,414 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
What's up with all the girls in the sewers? by Laughter's Tears reviews
A string of lovesick fangirl attacks has left the police baffled! The question down at NYPD HQ: why are all these girls roaming the sewers? And who keeps kicking them out?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
No Place Like London by Skandar-Loves-Redvines reviews
"Blaine never realized how odd London was." Blaine visits London, and wonders why all these strange people are coming up to him. ::Oneshot. AVPM/AVPS references. Slightly hinted Blaine/Kurt.::
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P., Blaine A.
Claws of the Full Moon by Buttshujinsama reviews
What happens when Remus downs a can of Coke? The results are more deadly than you'd imagine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - James P., Remus L.
When Nights Go Bad by Buttshujinsama reviews
12 years in the most terrifying place in the entire wizarding world is sure to leave survivors with nightmares.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Sirius B.
Skirting the Problem by Abarero reviews
Gakuen AU. Prussia knew it was going to be an awesome day when he woke up. But with Uniform Switch Day in full swing, the girls out for revenge, and Switzerland as his roommate, can he still be the awesomest- skirt and all? PruSwitz, USUK, FraSey, SpaRo.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Prussia, Switzerland - Complete
Just a Scratch by Buttshujinsama reviews
SHORT oneshot featuring Raph angsting and Don being awesome.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Draco at Pigfarts by vkarkheck reviews
In dedication of 'A Very Potter Musical' Draco finally gets to his dream school, Pigfarts, but he is sad and lonely without the one girl he's ever loved. He brings her back to Pigfarts with some other students from Pigfarts, and things go.. odd.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,626 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Two People Who Hated James Potter & One Who Didn't by OstentatiousNature reviews
The narrative of the two people who hated James Potter and one that loved him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Love Letter for Zelda by Lady-Valiant reviews
Hilarity ensues as Link and Zelda read the most horrendous love letter ever written, and Zelda dares Link to write one of his own.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Link's Rants by Lady-Valiant reviews
Oh no! Zelda has been captured by Ganondorf! After breaking the fourth wall, Link goes to save her while ranting about his various nuisances as part of the LoZ franchise.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Link
Cleaning the Closet by N. Black - blackie reviews
The day my mum made us clean that stupid closet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Lily's Song by Artemis Rampant reviews
Darren Criss would make a better James, anyways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Void by Flavinette reviews
After the war was won, a broken man was left to pick up the shattered pieces of his life. Can one live without the other? Fred and George drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Nargles in the Mistletoe by A Chocolate Frog reviews
Luna goes looking for nargles and ends up with a Christmas surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Luna L., Rolf S. - Complete
Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Scenes by A Chocolate Frog reviews
A collection of "missing moments" and various other scenes that are too short to be stories on their own. They feature a variety of characters and are set in a variety of time frames. Please pardon the pun in the title....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009
Beam by Shipmate reviews
Piper isn't a girl. Not really. // FinnPiper
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Finn, Piper - Complete
Maximum Ride: An Owners Manual by Agent Anderson reviews
A Manual to owning Maximum Ride characters!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
Cave In by Sanru reviews
A trip to the surface goes wrong and two turtles find themselves trapped underground. Will they make it home?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,371 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Deputy Wildlifers by Mickis reviews
When spending the summer at the farmhouse, the boys drive Splinter up the walls. So April suggest the turtles go hiking together. But who ever got the twisted impression nature would be relaxing? 3rd place for Best Comedy in the 2005 TMNT Fanfiction Comp.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,609 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Complete
Silky Pinky by Mickis reviews
When one late night visit to April’s goes unspeakably wrong… Oneshot. Rated M for my dirty sense of humor.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Complete
Michelangelo VS Dinner by Mickis reviews
Can chibi Mikey do the impossible and conquer his dinner before bedtime strikes and his precious candy bar is offlimits? One shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Michelangelo - Complete
The Leading Man by Mickis reviews
There are many duties when you're a leader of a ninja clan. Yet for Leo, the dirtiest job seems to come with the big brother territory. One shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Leonardo - Complete
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Paint In the Lines reviews
AU: Sam's a painter in Chicago. And while he's never made it big - you can only get so far with the occasional mural - he does have a few devoted fans, and there's one who's going to turn his world upside-down. Sabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Sam W., Gabriel
That Time I Kinda Fucked Up reviews
Humanstuck AU: Karkat probably should have been a little more careful. Gamzee's feelings could get hurt, if your tried. GamKar, AU.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Firework reviews
It's the 4th, and as usual, Matt's feeling a little down about feeling forgotten again. But Alfred finally notices his bro, and he's not gonna let him down. Brotherly Ame/Can.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Campfire Stories reviews
It all started when Italy decided to drag Romano, Spain, and Germany out camping. And as the crackling fire dies, he decides to start telling stories-very interesting ones. Will Romano stop blushing, and will Germany ever get what he's trying to say?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Lines and Points reviews
Lovino's always painted down his feelings, ever since his grandpa died. But what does that have to do with Matt trying to make him ask his long-time crush out? AU, Spamano, Franada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Storytime reviews
Little America can't sleep, so how is teenage Britain going to help? Not slash, but a fluff-fic with a some brothers I adore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2011 - America, England/Britain
Misplaced reviews
Harry's thoughts of the Marauders has been tainted as he treks to his final year at Hogwarts. He'd like to meet them...what'll happen when he does?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Harry P., James P.
Beyond the Veil reviews
Where will Sirius go after he falls through the veil? A Very Potter Musical fans only, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
More Than You Know reviews
Teddy and Victoire have a conversation after a day of Wizarding Independence. Written for I.Loooove.You because she's awesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
An Unexpected Christmas Wish reviews
Arthur's reviewing Christmas cards to send to Percy when he comes across the card Ginny would like to send. What will his reaction be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Arthur W., Ginny W.
Shock Factor reviews
The only time Kyo and Yuki will EVER cooperate involves pranking Shigure. Oneshot, no pairings.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Shigure S., Yuki S. - Complete
Where Are You? reviews
Christmas is always great at Grimmauld Place; at least, for some people. NOT SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete