Jazzymark
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Joined 10-11-10, id: 2572898, Profile Updated: 03-23-14
Author has written 6 stories for Alex Rider, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Ouran High School Host Club, Erec Rex, and Kane Chronicles.

Hey hey! Welcome to the page of Jazzymark!!!!

Gender: Female

Age: 15 and going older *shivers*

Favriote song: Totally digging Pompeii

Favriote books: ...

Favriote movies: Dont get me started

Favriote sport: I'ts soccer sweetheart

Oh and I'd like to mention that I just LOVVEEE Connor, Travis, Fred, George, and PEEVES!!


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Time Wasted Dreaming

Jazzymark

10 ways you know you are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Copied from Time Wasted Dreaming):

1: You read the books all the time, even when you finished them months before.

2:You're a PJO character for Halloween.

3: You give your friends character names or call them the character when they act like the character.

4: You went to see the PJO movie twice because you were hoping Percy and Annabeth would try and make it better.

5: You claim Percy Jackson and his friends are real.

6: You look up the address for Camp Half-Blood to prove that it's real.

7: When something goes missing, you claim Hermes is the reason and you yell, "GIVE IT BACK HERMES!!!" ( i did this and i found what i was missing)

8: When you are cussing, you say, "What the Hades?!", "Oh my gods!", "Go to the Underworld!" etc. (I have done that as well.)

9: You look up Greek curse words and use them in front of your teachers to stay outta trouble.

10: You know that you're a demigod.


These are some of my favriote quotes from the Artimes Fowl series

"I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am... They would be too scared." -Artemis Fowl

"Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armory. though I am sure on would be quite sufficient." -Artemis Fowl

"If you were me then Id be you and if I were you then I'd hide somewhere far away." -Artemis Fowl


I saw these and I couldnt stop laughing.( Favriote Qoutes that i wasnt to lazy to look for.)

Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!" -Grover Underwood

"Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who run from cupid statues." -Percy Jackson

"With great power, comes the great need to take a nap." -Nico di Angelo

"Go chase a donut!" -Percy Jackson

"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson

"You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." -Percy Jackson

"That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" -Percy Jackson

Braccas meas vescimini!" (Eat my pants!) -Percy Jackson

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23)WHEN the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!"


Quotes of awesomeness

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder

A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman."

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male.

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination


The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.

yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go


put this on your page
if you love to laugh


If you've seen the Hangover and love Percy Jackson then listen to the Stues song in Percy JAckson version (i made this up)

What do hellhounds dream of

when they take a little hellhound snooze

do they dream of mawling people

or Megan Fox in her bathing suit

Dont you cry your little fuzzy head

were gonne take you back to Hades and your skeleton bed

then were gonna find our best friend Perce

then Annabeth will give him a painfull curse (she would! she be so relived then kill him couse he was gone! its what she did when he blew up Mt. Saint Helens!)

Perrrcee perce percy perce perce perce percy perce perce

but if hes been murdered by Dracni or Ares..

then were shit out of luck.


Percy Jackson funny skits! (i made this up with the hangover song 3 best friends)

tyson; Were the three best friends that anybody can have

nico: shut up...

tyson: were the three best friends that anybody can have

nico; no were not shut up

tyson; were the three best friends that anybody can have and we will never ever ever ever ever leave each other

nico: i'm seriously thinking about leaving you...

tyson: were the best three friends that anybody can have

nico: wait what!?

tyson; i mean the three best friends that anybody could have

nicos; gods save me..

tyson: were the three best friends that anybody can have and we will never ever ever ever leave each other!

nico: *twitch twitch* never ever ever! sing that again!

tyson: Again? okay! were the three best friends-

nico: NOOOOO!!


And this is the part where we all laugh histarically at Nico! LOVE YA NICO!!! :)

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Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 3,187 - Follows: 4,106 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Leap of Faith by Darkheart Du Lac reviews
A night exercise at Brecon Beacons on a dangerous, untested new course. Can Alex and K Unit put aside their differences long enough to survive, or will it all come crashing down under the pressure?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,414 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Snake, Wolf
A Helping Hand by alexsonnn reviews
Alex Rider/NCIS crossover. After Alex gets threatened by SCORPIA he's sent to DC where the NCIS team is assigned to look after him.Who knows how or even if Alex and the team can handle each other? There will be NO spoilers for NCIS and if there are I will post a notice.
Crossover - NCIS & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,624 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Alex R./Cub
Austin and Ally Ipod Suffle by For you I will.tlg reviews
105 one shots with Austin and Ally. One shots based on the song my lovely iphone plays at random for my darling readers (:
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,498 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Austin M., Ally D.
The Story of the Awen by Cecils-graham-cracker reviews
The substance is the most fragile thing this Earth contains. In one freak accident it can be either reconstructed or annihilated. Turns out, Jam is going to find this out the hard way. His world is turned upside down once he gains the knowledge of something that could cause the universe to be completely obliterated.
Erec Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Bethany C., Jam C.
Of Hosts and Hedgehogs by Justsimplespeed reviews
Once upon a time, the sky exploded and a hedgehog and his two friends bother, and almost kill on multiple accounts, a high school Host Club. Can there possible be a friendship to be had here? More importantly, can either group survive the other? Co-written with kassehface :D
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,312 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 6/16/2010
In My Arms, Forever You'll Be Strange by hecate's apprentice reviews
What would have happened if Hermione found Draco in the Astronomy Tower the night of Ron's big Quidditch win? Could a relationship between them change Draco's fate and the course of the Second Wizarding War?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,746 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Behind the Mask by chocoyum4 reviews
Both Draco and Hermione have something to hide. They have a right to have a mask, but what happens when the mask is lifted off and their lives are exposed to each other? They finally see what they've been hiding from for their entire lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 119,584 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Misunderstanding by HollyBlue2 reviews
When a young boy is found in a living room after a family holiday they call the police who find Marine dog tags around his neck and call on NCIS to solve the case, but is there even a case to solve, or is it all just a misunderstanding?
Crossover - NCIS & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,323 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Stone Heart by ddchick97 reviews
Alex Rider has become cold. Ever since Jack died he has been empty. Gibbs finds a boy standing over a dead body with a gun in his hand. Can Gibbs warm up our spy's heart and show him what a real family is?
Crossover - NCIS & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Alex R./Cub
Riders Return by carsynmerrill reviews
Epilogue for 'Inheritance'. Eragon is beckoned to return to Alagaesia after a strange Shadow Creature is found roaming the land. Once upon a time this was a multi-chapter story, but has since been reduced to just an Epilogue- see inside for details.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Love, Hate, and Fate by mysterygirl565 reviews
What happens when 20-year-old Amy bumps into Ian in New York? What happens when Dan meets Natalie in Boston? Pure chaos, fighting, and romance! Please read and review. Rated K because everything is appropriate.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,482 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010
Illogical and Stupid by prplemyth reviews
Percabeth? I think YES! A bunch of one-shots from Annabeth's perpective, and we get her side of the story in a bunch of different scenes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 128,914 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Nico diAngelo and the House on Grimmauld Place by Eowebrinda reviews
Nico shadow travels to London and breaks into Number 11, Grimmauld Place to stay the night. He sets off an alarm system Moody set up to know if anyone was trying to find Number 12. Naturally, the wizards have to bring him in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,314 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sirius B., Nico A. - Complete
Kiss Me I'm Irish by OwlinAMinor reviews
Artemis Fowl hated holidays. And St. Patrick's Day, he decided, was the worst of them all. So what will this evil genius think when he finds his friends in his room, completely drunk, serenading him with Gaelic Storm's Kiss Me I'm Irish? One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Dragon's Stone: Book Six by Lizzaranda reviews
When a mysterious girl named Elle arives at Camp Half-Blood with an unknown god parent, they find out that her parent isn't just a god at all but something even bigger.Will they stop her old foe and his master plan before the "Doors of Death" are opened?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,167 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Percy J.
The Perfect Christmas Gift by nikkiRA reviews
or, Why You Shouldn't Ask Nico di Angelo for Help. Percabeth oneshot, T for some swearing/ The thing about Nico di Angelo is that he just likes to spread mischief. It's all harmless fun, really.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Olympus' Fall by Satsu-chan reviews
What if Percy and the demigods lost against the Titans? What would be left of our heroes? Would they be able to survive the new era and restore things back to how they were before? AU, Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,506 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
There's A GIRL At St Bartleby's!: by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
Kris Smith's life is turned upside down when her oblivious parents ship her overseas to attend St. Bartleby's School for Boys. Can she hold her own in a school full of boys? Or, more importantly, against a certain Artemis Fowl the Second. SEQUEL IS UP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,621 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Alex Rider Meet Minerva Paradizo Again by HeartbrokenMisadventure reviews
After being brutally stabbed, Alex awakens in the hospital only to find that his troubles are far from over. His mystery attackers have finally revealed themselves and are now going after Alex and Artemis personally.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,523 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Artemis F., Alex R./Cub
The Modern Twelfth Night by Pejorative reviews
A modern version of Act 4: Scene 2 of Shakespeare's play The Twelfth Night
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2003
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Joining Forces reviews
Percy didn't plan on hanging out with a 15 year old spy and Alex didnt plan on being friends with a 17 year old demigod apparently life dosnt work that way. Scorpia and Kronos are back, much to our hero's disappointment. Can they stop them in time, or will the whole world fall into ememy hands.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,382 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Percy J.
Can't reviews
Erec is getting ready for his coronation to become King of Alypium, but he is having second thoughts, he doesn't trust himself around the scepter, around the power. As Bethany watches him pace the floor, will she be able to talk him into taking the crown? Can she make him see that he can, not can't? BethanyXErec. One Shot.
Erec Rex - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Erec R., Bethany C. - Complete
How To Save A Life reviews
Tom has always been a good friend to Alex. But as they grew up,Tom became frustrated at Alexs 'work'. Now Alex is gone and Tom was the last one who saw him,now he wonders if he couldve done something different,something that could have changed Alex's mind
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Tom H., Alex R./Cub - Complete
Without a break reviews
Carter and Sadie have to go to school But the only good schools are in forbidden Manhatten and who would be there but Percy Jackson, who is experincing problems of his own Both gods need help Now the children of Greek and host of Egypt have to work as one
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,284 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011
To cruel to dream about reviews
Oneshot. Trevor was always quiet and silent, his older brother was Erec who lived a strange life. But something happens, where Trevor sees the horrible side of Erecs magic world. Will Erec be there to help? To protect? As he always is?
Erec Rex - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Trevor R., Erec R. - Complete
You found me reviews
What if Arai stopped Haruhi from chasing after Hikaru because of the storm? What if it was Haruhi had found Hikaru in the church? Would things have turned out different? What if...what if she found him?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete