Author has written 6 stories for Alex Rider, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Ouran High School Host Club, Erec Rex, and Kane Chronicles.
"I am here to Jazz up your world,
I am here to Jazz up your style
I am your Jazzymark"
Hey hey! Welcome to the page of Jazzymark!!!! Its summer time where am and its been raining a lot which means you lucky readers get more chapters. Id like to apologize its just that the rehersals for plays have been hard and time consuming as well as soccer but now im free to take a creative dip into sumer. So ladies and gents, I welcome you to the page of Jazzymark.
Gender: Female duh!
Age: 14 and going older *shivers*
Favriote song: ... thats a stupid question
Favriote books: and even stupider question
Favriote movies: Dont get me started
Favriote sport: SOCCER BABY!! (but I really don't like reffs.)
Weird-domiter: R U SEIOUSE THIS GIRL IS NUTTS!!
Psh!no im not
then why are you having an argument with yourself
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS JUDGE ME!!! *sob*
I AM YOU!!
theres no need to yell,
sigh, *rolls eyes* help me!
Oh and I'd like to mention that I just LOVVEEE Connor, Travis, Fred, George, and PEEVES!!
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
xXthe shadow huntressxX
The New Ace of Spies
Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen
Time Wasted Dreaming
10 ways you know you are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Copied from Time Wasted Dreaming):
1: You read the books all the time, even when you finished them months before.
2:You're a PJO character for Halloween.
3: You give your friends character names or call them the character when they act like the character.
4: You went to see the PJO movie twice because you were hoping Percy and Annabeth would try and make it better.
5: You claim Percy Jackson and his friends are real.
6: You look up the address for Camp Half-Blood to prove that it's real.
7: When something goes missing, you claim Hermes is the reason and you yell, "GIVE IT BACK HERMES!!!" ( i did this and i found what i was missing)
8: When you are cussing, you say, "What the Hades?!", "Oh my gods!", "Go to the Underworld!" etc. (I have done that as well.)
9: You look up Greek curse words and use them in front of your teachers to stay outta trouble.
10: You know that you're a demigod.
These are some of my favriote quotes from the Artimes Fowl series
"I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am... They would be too scared." -Artemis Fowl
"Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armory. though I am sure on would be quite sufficient." -Artemis Fowl
"If you were me then Id be you and if I were you then I'd hide somewhere far away." -Artemis Fowl
I saw these and I couldnt stop laughing.( Favriote Qoutes that i wasnt to lazy to look for.)
Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!" -Grover Underwood
"Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who run from cupid statues." -Percy Jackson
"With great power, comes the great need to take a nap." -Nico di Angelo
"Go chase a donut!" -Percy Jackson
"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson
"You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." -Percy Jackson
"That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" -Percy Jackson
Braccas meas vescimini!" (Eat my pants!) -Percy Jackson
Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23)WHEN the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!"
Quotes of awesomeness
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder
A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman."
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'.
Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.
Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
Be yourself. That's crazy enough.
You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the
Silence is golden butis silver. I guess I can settle for second place.
They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.
The trouble with real life is that there is no background music
I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere
Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
Forecast for tonight: darkness
If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?
I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
Hell is full of musical amateurs.
There is abetween genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
I'm not random I just have many thoughts
I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male.
(\ _ /)
This is Bunny.
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
I promise to remember Annabeth
I promise to protect nature
I promise to remember Luke
I promise to remember Chiron
I promise to remember Tyson
I promise to remember Thalia
I promise to remember Clarisse
I promise to remember Bianca
I promise to remember Nico
I promise to remember Zoe
I promise to remember Rachel
yes I promise to remember PJO
put this on your page
If you've seen the Hangover and love Percy Jackson then listen to the Stues song in Percy JAckson version (i made this up)
What do hellhounds dream of
when they take a little hellhound snooze
do they dream of mawling people
or Megan Fox in her bathing suit
Dont you cry your little fuzzy head
were gonne take you back to Hades and your skeleton bed
then were gonna find our best friend Perce
then Annabeth will give him a painfull curse (she would! she be so relived then kill him couse he was gone! its what she did when he blew up Mt. Saint Helens!)
Perrrcee perce percy perce perce perce percy perce perce
but if hes been murdered by Dracni or Ares..
then were shit out of luck.
Percy Jackson funny skits! (i made this up with the hangover song 3 best friends)
tyson; Were the three best friends that anybody can have
nico: shut up...
tyson: were the three best friends that anybody can have
nico; no were not shut up
tyson; were the three best friends that anybody can have and we will never ever ever ever ever leave each other
nico: i'm seriously thinking about leaving you...
tyson: were the best three friends that anybody can have
nico: wait what!?
tyson; i mean the three best friends that anybody could have
nicos; gods save me..
tyson: were the three best friends that anybody can have and we will never ever ever ever leave each other!
nico: *twitch twitch* never ever ever! sing that again!
tyson: Again? okay! were the three best friends-
And this is the part where we all laugh histarically at Nico! LOVE YA NICO!!! :)
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