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Joined 08-22-02, id: 257315, Profile Updated: 06-18-16
Author has written 5 stories for Resident Evil, and Evil Within.

I've been here since 2002. Sadly all of my old work vanished for some reason. I suspect it was due to formatting issues or ratings, as FFnet has changed their policies many times.

The Monkey With a Typewriter:

Name: Crystal

Title: First Potato

Age:28

Realities:

Resident Evil

Silent Hill

Dragon Age

Star Wars

Evil Within

Rift

Legend of Zelda

Guild Wars

Soul Reaver/Legacy of Kain

(I'm probably forgetting some, will add later)

Thick as Thieves:

Albert Wesker/Jill Valentine (RE)

Jake Wesker /Sherry Birkin (RE)

William/Annette Birkin (RE)

Leon Kennedy/Ada Wong (RE)

Billy Coen/Rebecca Chambers (RE)

Chris Redfield/ Boulder (RE)

Alistair/ Some not so terrible OC (Dragon Age)

Darth Starscreamer/ Imperial Agent Starscreamer (Star Wars)

Ruvik/Juli (Evil Within)

Sebastian Castianos/Joseph Oda (Evil Within)

The Stand Alones:

James (Silent Hill)

Where Else I Lurk:

(Best place to contact me, I'm on it every few days)

Skype: Ask if you want

Facebook: Ask if you want

Currently Working On:

Fathoming You: Wesker/Jill, William/Annette

Pulvis Et Umbra Sumus: Ruvik/Juli Kidman

Coming Work:

Alcoholic Within: Evil Within Parody

Cineri Gloria Sera Est

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Good Morning by Solziv reviews
RE1. Jill spends time watching Wesker sleep. One-shot.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/16/2016 - [Jill V., A. Wesker] - Complete
Lima Syndrome by sad little tiger reviews
Partner. Lover. Enemy. Slave. Over the course of a decade, identities and roles are changed, but the bond between them remains. AU with canon events. Mature.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,421 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Jill V., A. Wesker
Shots in the Dark - Warm Bodies Oneshots by Xennariel reviews
A series of oneshots mostly revolving around R and Julie. Bookverse. Rated T to be safe in case of future chapters.
Warm Bodies, Isaac Marion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 1/16/2015
Mercy of a Monster by Lovely-Viper-Venom reviews
Jill's plan was to kill Wesker with her suicidal attack. Finding themselves alive, and at his mercy was not what she predicted. With only her own enemy to turn to, how will Jill survive, now that she is forced to be under Wesker's care?
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 90,867 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - A. Wesker, Jill V.
The Fury by AndBeAVillian reviews
The way forward is sometimes the way back. Jill, Wesker, and the beginning. Sequel to Window, but can be read on its own. WeskerxJill
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,165 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - A. Wesker, Jill V.
Window by AndBeAVillian reviews
The world is not done with you, even if Jill Valentine died long ago with her dreams and her faith. WeskerxJill. Revised up to chpt 3.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,830 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - A. Wesker, Jill V.
The Serpent by The Unholy Trio reviews
Not everything concludes with the end of the world. Spurred by instinct, forced by guilt and driven by ambition, life continues for the rueful few who survived the apocalypse. AU, JillxWesker, JillxChris, mature content.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 109,403 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - A. Wesker, Jill V. - Complete
Corpus delicti by Chaed reviews
preMansion. STARS are assigned to the case of a hysterical madman. When he takes down their car in the middle of Arklay Mountains, they are at the mercy of the psychopath hunter. Chris, Jill, Barry, Brad, Wesker, a criminal and a snowstorm.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,548 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - A. Wesker, Jill V. - Complete
Twisted and Ambiguous by Lili-Mai reviews
He is cruel, cold and manipulative. She is just, kind and already dating another man. Despite their different nature, they will fall in love. (Yup, I suck at summary!) Jill/Wesker. Rated M for some sexual content.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,153 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - [A. Wesker, Jill V.] - Complete
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Fathoming You reviews
Fate is cruel to those who challenge the yolk of enslavement to her wheel. Sadly those who challenge it only realize such when the one they cherished above all others lay dead in their arms. What a waste.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 156,415 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 1/13/2013 - [Jill V., A. Wesker] [W. Birkin, Annette B.]
Pulvis Et Umbra Sumus reviews
"You will hand her over…or I tip off that idiot cop that's snooping around. After she crucifies you…" He took one step toward Marcelo, voice low and dangerous. "I will make you feast on that graying matter mess you know as your brother's brain." (A/U)
Evil Within - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,543 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 1/28/2015 - [Ruvik, Kidman J.] [Sebastian C., Joseph O.]
The Infamous Interviews with Alfred Ashford
Alfred gets a show on basic cable after Umbrella tanks. Stupidity ensues.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Jill V., A. Wesker, Barry B., Alfred A.
Drunk Before Noon reviews
Sometimes revisiting the past is the only way we can make for a better future. (A/U, Fathoming You universe)
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Rebecca C., Billy C.] Edward D.
Sick Veins reviews
Some things linger in our minds long after death. Some things that are hidden in the very ambrosia we drank to become a goddess. (A/U)
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2013 - [Jill V., A. Wesker] - Complete
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