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Author has written 2 stories for Dinotopia, and 39 Clues.
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Hello. I cannot tell you my name, for safety reasons. I have a pretty good life. I have great friends, (NetballBasketballChampion, Scribbleaholic) and I love having fun. My favorite color is blue, and I like sugar. ALOT. And I have been classed as crazy (But not mental Asylum crazy). Okay, my names Jade. There, I told you.
First off these are the things I love:
1. The 39 Clues (My favorite is probably Dan because of the comments he comes out with, quickly followed by Amy)
While I don't love:
1. Theives (It's happened at school)
I'm pretty easy to please. I'm to happy most of the time.
My favorite song is Bruce Springsteen's "Mary's Place" (Much to my friends Iley's disgust), “Club Can’t Handle Me” By Flo Rida and “Good to Be Here” By Rooster. My favorite artists are Bruce Springsteen, Flo Rida, Queen, Taylor Swift and Rooster. The best food in the world for me is anything with sugar or Italian (Most of the time)
My wish is to discover Hoteps are real and I’m one of them, Become a Madrigal agent, Be claimed by Poseidon, go to Narnia, visit Egypt and be able to use Magic.
A thirsty, African-American man crossed the street to drink water at the only water fountain in sight.
The white man came over to him and said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a Christian, copy and paste this into your profile.
Got From NETBALLBASKETBALLCHAMPION'S profile:
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
-Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
-What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...
-I was thinking, while I was running... about not hitting trees, I hope.
-Forget love..I'd rather fall in chocolate!"
-Yes, I'm weird. No, I don't care."
-Girls are better than boys because we're girls. Without us, boys wouldn't be here."
-Our opinion is not ridiculous or little. It is smart alecky and important.
-Do you make an effort to be an idiot..or is it a gift?
-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
This is why Humans are doomed to die because of Stupidity:
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a Christian, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have way too much stuff on your Fanfiction profile, but don't want to take anything out since you can't decide or don't know what to take out, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your sibling looks at you weird when you walk in the room, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.
1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!
Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie
If your friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.
If you have suckish songs on your iPod, but can't afford good one, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy this into your profile and try it for yourself!
1. Put your iPod on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
A Whisper (How is that a motto?)
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Linger (Wha wha wahhhhhhhhaaaaaa?)
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Missing (Dunno what that means…)
4. WHAT IS 2+2?
Sledgehammer (Mommy, can I have one?)
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Lucky Man (I hate boys!)
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Always something there to remind me (What the Fig…?)
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Love Lost (Wow, this thing is messed up)
8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Now you’re in heaven (That’s not a job!!!!)
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Say you, say me (I don’t like anyone!!!!)
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Isn’t she lovely (I hope so!)
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Together in Electric dreams (Gosh, that’s just sad)
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
High (Yay, I’ll be remembered for being HIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!)
13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTREST?
Better get a lawyer (Oh, sue someone!)
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
(I just) Died in your Arms (What, so now I’m a Zombie?)
More ones of these thingies:
This is cool, you should try it. If you think this is cool, copy and paste it in your profile.
The Real RULES:
IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Walk Away- Hey, I’m not Anti-Social!
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Headlong- I do go headfirst into things…
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Born to Run- Does that mean Athletic?
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
New Divide- Another problem?
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Anyway you want it- Um, Okay…
WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
He lives in you- Erm…
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Badlands- Hey, I’m not that Bad!
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Tarzan Boy- First off, I’m a girl, but I am pretty wild…
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Dancing in the Dark- Yeah, I can do that right now! Why think about it!
WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Bring it on- Right… I’m really bad at maths…
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Eye of the Tiger- I did to Boxing for a while
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
It’s Not Over- That’s not making annnnnnnny sense…
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Who wants to live Forever- Am I seriously depressed or something?
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Born in the USA- I’ve had no ties to the USA!
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Breakthru- So everyone’s happy I’m dead?!
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Haven’t Meet you yet- Right…
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Chasing Cars- My Dog does that!
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Bad Day- How is that a secret?
WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Brilliant Disguise- Ninja Mode!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Complicated- Ha, that is soooooooooooooooooooooo true right now!
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
You Raise me up- Right.
Names you might not have known
"They say guns don't kill people, people kill people.I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG!, I don't think you will kill to many people."
"Whoever said nothing was impossible never made an attempt to slam a revolving door."
"I didn't LOSE my marbles, exactly...I just sold 'em. On EBay!"
"I let my mind wander, but it never came back."
"Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be out on its own."
"Dude... I was thinking... alot... one time... I... I had an Epiphany... Today... Is... Tomorrow's... Yesterday..."
"It's retarded. It's ridiculous. It's re-dic-u-tarded!"
"They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school."
"I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed."
"There ain't enough ketchup in the WORLD to make me eat THAT"
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."
"Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me."
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
I do visit reality once in a while. Want to see my tourist visa?
Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
Be yourself. That's crazy enough
I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere
Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line
I'm not random. I just have many bluebird waffles
I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
The below statement is true
The above statement is false
In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense
When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you so scared?!
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
I know KUNG-FU! And 42 other dangerous words
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?
I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday
Hi! I'm human. What're you?
Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!
I haven't lost my marbles, they're under my bed somewhere.
Don't take life too seriously -You'll never get out of it alive.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt!
I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.
BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" or someother great horror movie for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body
FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass
FRIENDS: bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "I feel hyper!" (It's funny to see people's reactions)
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: will repost this
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
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