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Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Star Wars, Codename: Kids Next Door, Twilight, and Death Note.

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Hi, I'm FallenHero93. My real name is Louise (well, that's one of my names, but I use this one all the time). I'm a writer, beta-reader, occasional fangirl, mad scientist (*mwahaha*) and parody maker. I'm currently 21 and I study Chemistry (told you I was a mad scientist). I'm a huge fan of the following: symphonic and folk metal, leather, science and military books, perfumes, rings and dirty jokes. I can't stand people who promote ignorance and hatred, bullies, jazz, Marilyn Monroe, cigarette smoke, conspiracy theories and waking up early.

Parodies are my specialty. I find it quite easy to write humourous stuff. I love "normal" prose a lot, but I'm not as good at it as I'm with parodies.

I've been writing since I was 14 - I can clearly remember the moment I decided to take on this hobby, as I took a writing pad and began imagining a story. Which turned out to be crap, but whatever. I wrote my first fanfic in 2010 or something.

I have a thing for action-packed books that leave you wanting for more and strong, introverted, kickass characters.

Fandoms & pairings I like:

KND: 1/5, 1/362. My favourite characters are Father, Numbuhs 1 & 5.

Harry Potter: Draco/Hermione, Snape/Lily (although I have a low opinion of this lady *rolls eyes*). My faves are Snape, Bellatrix, Draco and Hagrid.

Teen Titans: Raven/Robin and my fave is Raven. I can't stand Terra, ugh.

Totally Spies: Sam/Tim Scam - both are my faves.

Death Note: Mello/Near (for some weird reason, I really love this pairing), my favourites being L and Near

Other fictional characters I like are: Schnitzel from Chowder, Double D from Ed, Edd & Eddy, Dexter from Dexter's Lab (I can't stand Deedee), Tom from Tom & Jerry, Elizabeth Bennet & Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice and Grand Admiral Thrawn and Darth Vader from Star Wars.

My favourite books are: 1984 by George Orwell, Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy and the Thrawn Trilogy by Timothy Zahn.

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Remember Me? by Cresenta's Lark reviews
It's a typical mission when things take an awkward twist. Sam rescues Tim Scam from a fatal accident but he loses 3 years of his memory. Now, he remembers nothing of his criminal past but the one girl that saved his life...Samantha. SamXScam (Other pairings included: AlexXOC, CloverXBlaine, JerryXOC).
Totally Spies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 197,832 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sam, Tim Scam
Rehabilitate by GracelesslyFalling reviews
The Winter soldier has never known kindness from anyone. When he starts receiving it from the new doctor brought to Hydra against her will, it resonates in him. Even after being wiped, he remembers her face, that she is a friend, she is good. He will protect her, not because he's ordered to, but because he wants to. His heart and head aren't as heavy when she's around.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 157,233 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 2/21 - [Bucky B., OC] Steve R./Capt. America, B. Rumlow/Crossbones - Complete
Lost by LaylaBinx reviews
He doesn't know why he's here, standing in the middle of the apartment of the man he had been assigned to kill. Rogers thought he knew him but he was wrong. That still doesn't explain why he ended up in his apartment in the middle of the night. No slash, just bromance!
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,299 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B. - Complete
What I Want by Xaphrin reviews
Out of necessity Raven and Red X form a criminal partnership, but a run-in with Robin and the Titans makes Raven question her powers and what they should be used for. Will she stay on the wrong side of the law? Or will she find a place on the team?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,591 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Raven, Robin
Letting him go by Ivy Applewhite reviews
It is early summer, 1989. Harry Potter is eight years old, and trying to endure summer at his horrible muggle relatives. In a bout of accidental magic, he is transported far away. Who is to come get him, if not Professor Severus Snape? Warnings: see ch 1
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,934 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
To Win by AreYouReady reviews
What was L like as a kid? Pretty darn scary.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,700 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Watari, L
My Immortal - My Commentary by AKindofMagic93 reviews
Okay, so I know there are quite a few of these around, but how could I resist not doing one of my own?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,097 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Draco M., OC
The Bad Assery Of Neville Longbottom by JEDIJESSICUH reviews
Chuck Norris jokes are so before that one time Neville cut off Nagini's head. Summoning amusement from the web and various sources, I bring you the bad assery of the one, the only: Neville Longbottom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Neville L., Nagini
How To Beat Near & Take Over The World in 13 Days by Cyri's Alter Ego reviews
"This is a series of important notes that I want to leave behind. In case I die or something. Yeah. 'Cause trust me, this is gonna be the most important damn thing you've ever read in your life. Ready? Grab a seat or something. ...This is how to beat Near."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,618 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Mello - Complete
Technically Alive by 1kgal reviews
Near knows he's alive in textbook terms, but without the ability to feel real emotions, he also knows he's missing out on a big part of being human. Maybe if he is around the most lively kids at Wammys, something might begin to change...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,586 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Near, Mello - Complete
Legacy by Nispedana reviews
Oneshot. Some people, when they die, are reborn as gods. And Light is one of them.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
Not Another My Immortal Commentary! by emopygmepuff reviews
My commentary on My Immortal. Lets hope I don't blow my brains out re-reading this monstrosity. I know there are lots out there but give mine a read! : R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 38,692 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Idiosyncrasies by Meohy reviews
Idiosyncrasy: a quirk in typical behavior. Yep. That about sums anything romantic happening between Mello and Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,046 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Mello, Near
Bored by CaptainOfMyShip reviews
Near is a bored genius, solving cases and amassing a fortune, but not doing much with his life. Mello, facing equal boredom, steps in and changes everything. Where will their friendship take them? MelloxNear, lighter and fluffier than most of my pieces.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,336 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Mello, Near
Getting to Know You by Nozomu of the Dream reviews
The remaining members of the SPK are killed by Kira, Near is saved but he needs help. Mello is the only one they can count on, but is he willing? Set after Gevanni starts tailing Mikami but before the Yellow Box meeting is arranged. MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,496 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Mello, Near
Welcome To Good Burger by Perryels reviews
The mafia's out on vacation and guess who they decided not to bring? Mello lands himself a job at good ol' Good Burger.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
School Days by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
Shin goes back to Shirokin, and Shirokin is scared. Yankumi learns to take advantage of the effect her husband has on her students.
Gokusen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Shin, Yankumi/Kumiko - Complete
The Fight by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
Shinohara walks in on Shin and Yankumi having a fight; a fairly traumatizing experience for someone who doesn't know what to expect.
Gokusen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Shin, Yankumi/Kumiko - Complete
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
You've Got Mail! by have-a-cookie reviews
Ah, the ever addicting internet survey has found it's way to Matt's computer. Hilarity is sure to follow.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Matt
Broken by Crystal RoseWing reviews
Just when Father thinks his life can't get any worse it does; when he finds out he has an biological child that he's now stuck with! But the bigger question is how is SectorV going to handle either having a new friend or enemy? Bad summary, story better..
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,491 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Benedict U./Father, DCFDTL - Complete
5o Things Not to Do at Hogwarts by the-lady-of-iron reviews
Here is a list of 50 things NOT to do at Hogworts. Laughter is required.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Complete
FML by Deathly Noted reviews
FML moments for the Death Note characters.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Light Y., L
Ask Draco by Lady Luna Hale reviews
Dumbledore has lost his mind and has appointed Draco to have an advice in the school's newspaper. He gets letters from not only Hogwarts, but others outside of school and even their world. All they have to do is ask Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Draco M.
My Immortal 2: The Revenge of Ebony by Spymaster E reviews
Ebony the gothic poser Mary Sue from My Immortal has escaped from Hell. Now with diminished powers, she enlists the help of several notorious Mary Sues in a plot for revenge. Also, Voldemort still speaks Pseudo-Shakespearean and has an evil lair. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011
Neko Near by Tori-Colour-Bastia reviews
What would have happened if Near was a neko at the Yellow Box Warehouse. How would Light react? Rated T for slight swearing. One-shot. Read and Review.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Light Y., Near - Complete
Loki's Laundry by Angelstreasure reviews
Thor opens a linen closet and uncover's his brother's most diabolical prank to ever afflict mankind. Set before the events of the film. ONESHOT. Please review.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Elusive Awakenings by Wild Hope reviews
She hates him and he hates her more. Now Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are forced to marry each other. Dumbledore locks them in the Trophy Room as an attempt to get them to get along. Can Draco overcome his upbringing or will he give into the Malfoy legacy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,453 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Knock First by Numbuh Phenon reviews
All Father wanted to do was have a simple movie night with his favorite nephew. What he got, however, was an eye full of Nigel's girlfriend and a trip to the hospital.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Benedict U./Father - Complete
Essence by Backyard Bottomslash reviews
Initially Near's Valentine's letter is received by the wrong person, but it gets to his intended eventually. Cutesy awkward MxN shonen-ai.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Mello, Near
Keeping Faith by chisscientist reviews
Grand Admiral Thrawn survives Bilbringi but is critically injured, leaving Pellaeon in charge until he recovers. But can even Thrawn's brilliance and Pellaeon's quiet loyalty save the Empire from its own past? AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,946 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Thrawn, Pellaeon
Star Wars: A Loyal Bodyguard by Lyanna13 reviews
This story is about an OC. She was bodyguard to Grand Admiral Thrawn before he died and now runs a smuggling organization, two years after his death. After receiving a strange message from Thrawn, she heads off to a set of unknown coordinances.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Luke S., Thrawn
In Sickness and Health by Your Silver Lining reviews
In which Near gives Mello the flu and Mello is out for revenge. But when they finally spend some time alone, what could we expect other than chaos, right? Mello x Near
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Man, the Grand Admiral, the Deity: Thrawn by royishere reviews
A humourous take on Timothy Zahn's writing style with his favourite characters Thrawn and Mara Jade at the forefront. Can Luke cock his eyebrow with enough force to stop Thrawn's sardonic attack? This was originally written by Evenflow at theforce. net
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Thrawn, Mara Jade - Complete
Cameras by Bloodshot Chocolate reviews
Light Yagami takes advantage of the cameras installed in his room. OOCness. Not a lemon or yaoi, if that's what you're looking for. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Full of Surprises by Tierfal reviews
In which Mello is a Mafia wunderkind, and Near is a stool pigeon. A Mello/Near AU for Chamyl.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Sweets by Silver Simplicity reviews
Chief Yagami and Matsuda are standing outside L and Light's room. What EXACTLY do they hear?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/10/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Inbox by Mathematica reviews
9: This is Jabba the Hutt. Please leave a message.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,661 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
Draco's Immortal by Ebony Dark'ness reviews
My Immortal by XXXbloodyrists666XXX written in Draco's perspective. In this, Draco is half-way in character. Rated M for thingies and you-know-whats...lots of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,749 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Loves Me, Loves Me Not by DainoChild reviews
L is too addicted to yaoi to investigate Kira. Who does he send in his place? The successors, o' course! With their budding kinda-romance as a distraction, how will things turn out with Mello and Near as the original investigators? MxN, LxR.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,357 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Teach Me How To Pray For You by Forbiddensoul562 reviews
On a stormy night in January, Near is driven to visit a church, but is surprised by who he finds there... as well as what he's doing there. “Lord Jesus, Mello is sorry for his sins..." Rated for language. Slight MxN. plz r&r
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Liar by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“You’re going to die soon, aren’t you?” Near's last conversation with L.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2009 - L, Near - Complete
Parental Control by Safiyyah reviews
What would happen if the cast of Death Note went on MTV's hit show "Parental Control"? Madness, that's what. Warning: Yaoi themes/Sexual themes/Cursing. CRACK.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
A Plan Gone Awry by ViDez reviews
Mello should've locked his bedroom door before he started tying almost all of Near's clothes on the flagpole... MelloxNear. A tiny bit of OOC-ness, swearing, suggestive themes, and tight leather.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Blythe Spirit by Morte Rouge reviews
Gilbert Blythe took it for granted that Avonlea girls would always swoon at his feet - until Anne Shirley cracked her slate over his head instead. How can it be that the one girl he really cares about won't even look his way?
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,360 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Kira Cockroach by Moro-moro reviews
Ryuuzaki... You're not afraid of Kira... but you're afraid of bugs? I'd have never imagined. CRACK
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2008 - L - Complete
Five Times Near Shocked Mello by whitehoney reviews
...or 'Near and sexual innuendo'.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
I Kissed a Guy by Synonymous Brian reviews
In which Raito confesses his doings with L to the Task Force through a modified pop song. Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. CRACK. MAJOR OOCNESS. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Deathnote Dating Gameshow by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
Being the soon to be God of the new world can be a rewarding if lonely job. But do not fear obsessive Kira-worshippers, for Sakura Tv is here to ensure that the savior finds that special somebody. RaitoxL/Mikami/Misa/Takada/Near/Ryuuk.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Songs For a Kingdom Now Lost by Her Sweetness reviews
AU. Mello and Matt are top students at a prestigious art school, both of whom are in a creative rut. When a new student, Near, arrives, the three are pushed together. Maybe they can help each other out if they dont kill each other first. Mello x Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,343 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Percentiles by Her Sweetness reviews
Matt works on his L impressions, much to Mello's disdain. OS.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Flawless by ColorlessDreamxx reviews
Mello is sick of Near's perfection, and decides to confront Near on the subject. Oneshot. MelloxNear. Onesided MelloxMatt Shounenai. R&R. Will be rewritten at some point.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
If you're Kira and you know it, clap your hands! by x0xNavi chanx0x reviews
Misa's stupidity leads to Light's downfall. My alternate ending to Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Cry Me a River by Doc Scratch reviews
The Wammy house is full of brilliant and perceptive children. The most intelligent not to mention competitive of these are Near and Mello. Mind you, genius or no they are still young, petulant, and amusing as hell. MelloxNear OneShot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
The Best Friend Factor by Doc Scratch reviews
MelloxNear! Set back in the Wammyhouse days and featuring a nervous Near, a confused and stubborn Mello, and Matt being... Matt. Also present and accounted for is a whole lot of awkward, and some mild onesided MattxMello if you squint.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
Incline by ShadowSilk reviews
In which Near orchestrates a scheme to secretly board a large roller coaster, after being declared 'too short.' As an unfortunate amusement park employee is about to learn, this vertically challenged boy is not to be taken lightly. Crackfic. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete
Misa and the Bear by skullanddog reviews
Ryuk decides to outdo Light for Valentine's Day, but with four girlfriends and L in the mix, that's just the start of Light's bad luck!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Oddly Flawless by Conjure Lass reviews
Just a reminder that no matter how strange the cirucumstances, some parts of life are blissfully normal. Just a short Halloween oneshot for Mello and Near. WAFF
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
Bittersweet by volian reviews
Mello exploits everything. Oneshot, MelloNear.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
Ashes in the Wind by Ekardnamal reviews
MelloxNear, Nearcentric, angst, philosphical. Near remembers how Mello taught him there was more to life than test scores and case files.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete
The Otherside by erbby17 reviews
After years, Mello meets up with Near, sparking Mello's memory about his life in Wammy's and his road to KIRA afterwards. A narative by Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,978 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Mello - Complete
Cooking with Ryuzaki by chidori-no-kage reviews
See L cook stuff in the kitchen for his own TV show along with his trusty cohost Raito. No pairings yet.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2007 - L, Light Y.
Frost by uglywugly reviews
December 19, 1997Rodger receives a mysterious phone call from a friend, regarding an abandoned child. Hearing of the child's plight, Rodger agrees to let the boy stay at the orphanage for a while. This child, however, proves to be more than meets the eye
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Near, Mello
After Life by tenamanda1988 reviews
The last few years of Near's life were barely memorable... MxN boylove inside
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete
MELLO: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual by taxiphobia reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own MELLO unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your genderconfused genius it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Mello - Complete
RAITO: The Owner's Guide and Maintanence Manual by taxiphobia reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own RAITO unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super hottie of a genius, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
L: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual by taxiphobia reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own L unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your genius, freakishlooking insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/3/2007 - L - Complete
Inconsistency by Cold Steel Night reviews
Oneshot: Just how did L's hair get to be that crazy? Young L at the Wammy House.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2006 - L, Near - Complete
Caretaker by Uozumi reviews
He really should have been more cautious when they handed the baby over to him with a smile. L and Mello in the Wammy House.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2006 - L, Mello - Complete
Picture Perfect by lefcadio reviews
Because no one is unaffected by their childhood. Because Near had parents, once, and because at one time, he and Mello could have been friends. Spoilers for Near's real name, and a lot of speculation.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Artistically Done by Deja Know I Been Lookin For Vu reviews
Thrawn's thoughts at the end of 'The Last Command.'
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Thrawn, Pellaeon - Complete
Never Quite As It Seems by jade reviews
Makino Tsukushi grew up next door to her childhood sweetheart but they are seperated by college. Can Tsukushi survive a transfer? Or better yet, will she survive Doumyouji? COMPLETED!!!
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,667 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Complete
Baka! by curdled-milk reviews
Who's the biggest idiot? The F4 are all scheming at cross purposes, and Makino is the prize. finished
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,812 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/30/2002 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Complete
Plugs and Outlets by Alphie reviews
Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/19/2001
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Musical Parodies by Lord Voldemort reviews
A collection of various song lyrics adapted from Voldie's POV. Feel free to sing along and enjoy the madness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Tom R. Jr.
My Immortal The Nerd Version featuring myself reviews
Have fun while reading this parody of My Immortal, nerd stereotypes and myself. Enjoy, dearests!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012
The Santa Kira Show reviews
It's Christmas and everyone's favourite mass-murderer is hosting a live show of his own, where every Kira-fearing citizen can call and recite their Death Lists to Santa Kira and have whoever they want killed by their hero on TV! Watch Light and Ryuk as they get crazy calls from different Death Note characters...Hilarity ensues.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2012
TWILA, DA GIRL WHO WAS N LUV W A VAMPIR Commented reviews
Here's FallenHero93's commentary on yet another bad fanfic. Not as fun as our dear My Immortal, but still worth a laugh. Have fun reading it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Edward
Operation: COSPLAY reviews
The adults are on their free day from attacking the KND. Soon enough, Sector V gets bored...until Kuki suggest they cosplay as each other, while Nigel should play villain. Soon enough, all KND members and villains get to play the game!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,682 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012
Imma Wizerd Commentary reviews
Here it is, a new commentary from me! This time it's the epic gangsta wizard saga loosely based on Harry Potter. Prepare yourself for one of the worst cases of misspelling, torture of English and common sense ever encountered in the fanfic world!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,748 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012
KND Voice Inbox reviews
In which we take a look at several KND characters' voice messages. Inspired by Mathematica's Inbox.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,030 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012
Operation: EVILKID reviews
What if the kid allowed at college in Operation COLLEGE actually existed and was an evil child prodigy whose main purpose is to destroy the KND? Join her as she infiltrates Sector V to destroy the organisation, manipulating everyone in her way.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012
Urmatoarea Generatie: Comoara lui Misdow reviews
O continuare a povestii originale. Albus Potter, Rose Weasley si Scorpius Malfoy sunt in primul an la Hogwarts. Un nou grup de Devoratori ai Mortii fanatici se formeaza. Dar nici scoala Hogwarts nu este lipsita de evenimente. Aventura continua...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Romanian - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,076 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010
My Immortal A Story for Da Real Goffs Commented reviews
The epic saga of blood, lust and betrayal, now with a commentary from me! Enjoy this story in all its splendour. Rated T for Trauma and Torture of the English language, common sense, canon etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 39,676 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Cooking with Enoby reviews
A oneshot based on My Immortal - a cooking show with Enoby, Draco and Vampire, where they prove their talent at cooking a very goffik recipe, manipulating Volxemort and torturing preps. Guaranteed to make your mouth water!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Complete
My Immortal Prep Version reviews
We all know the infamous my Immortal, don't we? Goffs, blood and vampires...but what about another point of view? Join Amelle Isabella Rose Britney Timberlake, the orange-tanned pink-lover preppy girl who's also a fairy and witch on her way to success!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 23,593 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Draco M.
The Next Generation: The Treasure of Misdow reviews
A sequel to the original story. Albus Potter, Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy are in their first year at Hogwarts. A new group of fanatical Death Eaters is formed. And Hogwarts itself is going to witness some major events. The adventure goes on...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,242 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010
The Veil of Darkness
After Endor, the Empire has finally been defeated and the Rebels set out to free the whole galaxy. But a fanatic Imperial officer is thirsty for revenge and will atract others in a secret plan to destroy the Rebels, in a maze of intrigues and treachery.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,546 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011
Chuck Norris Star Warsbased jokes reviews
I'm a big fan of CN jokes. I recently posted some Harry Potter-related ones and so I decided to make some SW-based as well. They feature lost of villains, such as Vader, Palpatine, Tarkin or Jabba. I'll post some more later on! *76 jokes till now!*
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011
Chuck Norris and Voldemort Jokes reviews
Just a random idea that came in my mind. Made of 2 parts: "Chuck Norris in the wizarding world" and "Lord Voldemort-Master of Magical Roundhouse Kicks" - it contains both Chuck and Voldy jokes, a mixture of C.N. and magic! *CHAPTER 2 Now Available*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter Meets my Math Teacher reviews
I've imagined how the HP series would look like if they had featured my math teacher instead. From "The Deathly Workbooks" to the philosopher's function and the evil Lord Vandermonde, join "John Doe" in his Harry Potter-based mathematical adventures!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete