Author has written 4 stories for Elder Scroll series, Stargate: SG-1, Harry Potter, and Mass Effect.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
"Never hire a colorblind electrician."
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."
Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.
My house is your house when your wife is my wife.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken rabbit the Trix copy this into your profile. (poor rabbit...)
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Egael said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
I have discovered an occurrence in reality where the situation would be cause to lower your body to the ground to avoid being decapitated.
"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fuck with the human race!"
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If your parents have to lock up your books because you read too much, copy and paste this into your profile
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
I found this on someones profile and found that i could read this almost as fast as normal writing. It was interesting enough to post in this otherwise white space.
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile.
Random thought- in Halo the Flood are basically space zombies while in SGA the wraith are space vampires any one else notice that? Now imagine if somebody combined the two... that I would love to see. Really someone needs to right a fic with that!
A New Mission Redux-