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Joined 10-12-10, id: 2573642, Profile Updated: 01-23-13
Author has written 16 stories for Criminal Minds.

"I’m thankful for my years spent with this family. For everything we shared. Every chance we had to grow. I’ll take the best of them with me, and lead by their example wherever I go. A friend told me to be honest with you, so here it goes. This isn’t what I want but I’ll take the highroad. Maybe it’s because I look at everything as a lesson, or because I don’t wanna walk around angry, or maybe it’s because I finally understand. There are things we don’t wanna happen, but have to accept. Things we don’t wanna know, but have to learn. And people we can’t live without, but have to let go." - Jennifer "JJ" Jareau

Morgan: I am never making you angry again. I mean who knew the Pennsylvania Petite could give such an ass whooping?

JJ: How many cops are there in LA?
Reid: City or county?
JJ: You actually know the answer.
Reid: I know both answers.

JJ: I’m beating a genius.
Reid: Genius Doctor Reid let you win.

Morgan: Just leave it alone until I get there. Hey, hey, hardhead. Don’t make me spank you when I get back.
Reid: Don’t listen to him Garcia, he’s all talk. [Morgan smacks Reid’s head] Ow! JJ, he just hit me!
JJ: [not looking up] Boys, behave or I will ground you both.

Reid: [holding up a bag of chips] Snack machine.
Prentiss: Yeah, I don't think he's luring them with pretzels.

JJ: I think about her everyday. It does get better, Hotch. Losing someone is, never easy. But one day, you'll remember her and it wont hurt. You'll be happy.
Hotch: Thank you. Thank you for everything

My Stories-

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None yet- been taking a break from writing CM fics, some MAY come soon though!!

On hiatus-

Friends with Benefits

Summary: After crossing the line one night, JJ and Derek decide to add another element to their friendship. Keeping a secret is easy. But there's one thing they didn't think through... The BAU has no secrets.
Pairing: Jennifer Jareau/Derek Morgan
Banner: http://i55.tinypic.com/wkmtj8.jpg

One Shot Series

Derek Morgan's Infamous Hook-Ups
What Happens In Vegas. M. morgan/prentiss.

Spencer Reid's Love Life
Roommate. K. reid/oc.
Undercover. T. reid/oc.

Aaron Hotchner's Not-So-Serious Side
Jams. T. hotch/prentiss

One Shots

The Reid-Effect
K. Humor. spencer reid.
featuring: morgan's dog, clooney

Complete


Forgotten Lies- JJ returns to the team with a lie that's about to boil out of control, a secret that can change friendships and makes a mistake that could effect the outcome of it all. The more you tell a single lie, the more you forget it was a lie to begin with. jj-centric

Caribbean Vacation- Rossi makes an oddly out of character gesture and invites the whole team to an island on the Caribbean. So, let's run this over: They're on an island. In the Caribbean. For a week. Alone. What could possibly happen? team-centric.

Exit Wounds- When JJ comes back to the BAU she has to face more things then she thought, she has to face Strauss, Hotch, Seaver, the truth about what really happened to Emily Prentiss and even herself. JJ finds out the hardest wound to heal is an exit wound. jj-centric.

The Little Things- Emily Prentiss left the BAU 10 years ago for personal reasons, the personal reason left her with a daughter. Emily decides to go back to the BAU. No one knows about her daughter or that the father is someone in the BAU. But they'll find out, soon enough. prentiss/hotch

Irresistible Temptations- JJ starts to realize how irresistible the notorious player, Derek Morgan really is. Her witty humor she uses as a shield may prevent Derek Morgan from noticing, but it doesn't prevent JJ's feelings towards him, until her temptations get the best of her. jj/morgan.

Compromising Situations- Hotch's sister joins the BAU after Emily passed away, despite his requests. It's hard enough to hide a secret from your team, but when you throw a family member into the mix it gets even harder and when she becomes suspicions, situations are compromised. team-centric.

Different Measures- After a night shared between JJ and Derek. JJ becomes very closed after that, trying to aviod him at all costs. Derek doesn't take this too lightly and tries everything he can to talk to her and try to explain his feelings for her AND JJ gets into a position that leaves her thinking about her and Derek's relationship and how to tell Derek, her family, the team, and Strauss. jj/morgan.

Written in the Signs- Allison Brooks is the new member of the BAU. She's Agent Rossi's daughter that he doesn't know about and gives the BAU a new case of it's own when she is kidnapped by her crazy ex. She will find out EXACTLY what it takes to be a member of the BAU. reid/oc.

Locked In- The team hasn't been cooperating with each other very well, Strauss makes it seem like they are locked in the BAU by an unsub. Will it clear the air or fuel the fire? team-centric.

Road Trip- JJ and Derek plan a road trip, kidnap Hotch and Emily. Spencer tags along. It's the road trip where they really let loose, and regret just about everything. team-centric.

Road Trip #2: Summer '09- JJ and Derek plan another road trip, cuz one's never enough. They trick Hotch and Emily, make Reid, plan with Garcia and try to convince Rossi to go. It's gonna be one wild ride. team-centric.

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Cookies and Lollipops by youdude reviews
An unsub hits JJ and Emily with something...now they're small children. How will the team deal with two little kids running around the BAU? Won a CM Profiler's Choice Fanfic Award for Best Humour and Best Emily/JJ.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,259 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss
The Art of Manipulation by youdude reviews
After Revelations...Reid has no drug problems. But JJ can't seem to forgive herself, or forgive Morgan... No romance as of now, and there is a case. *Was 'The Art of Profiling'*
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,427 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid
The Unexpected Gift by TigerLily888 reviews
Fettucine, fruit cake and oh yes, SSA Derek Morgan, what more could a girl want for Christmas? Written for the CCOAC Christmas gift fic exchange. For racegirl17.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, D. Morgan - Complete
All This Time by hotchityhotchhotch reviews
Hotch and Emily have both left the BAU for their own reasons. As a last-ditch effort to glue their little family back together, JJ asks them to do something that will carry more significance than any of them ever would have expected. Rated M according to FFN's content guidelines. Contains some adult language and themes. COMPLETE.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 368,530 - Reviews: 3097 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Autocorrect by TigerLily888 reviews
Derek lends Emily his cell phone when hers breaks down. Texting between Emily and the team with H/P leaning. Rating for language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2011 - E. Prentiss - Complete
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Friends with Benefits reviews
After a night of drinking with friends, two colleagues cross the line and decide to add another element to their relationship. Keeping a secret is easy. But there's one thing they didn't think through... The BAU has no secrets.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,489 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Jennifer J./JJ, D. Morgan
Forgotten Lies reviews
JJ returns to the team with a lie that's about to boil out of control, a secret that can change friendships and makes a mistake that could effect the outcome of it all. The more you tell a single lie, the more you forget it was a lie to begin with.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,296 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Caribbean Vacation reviews
Rossi makes an oddly out of character gesture and invites the whole team to an island on the Caribbean. So, let's run this over: They're on an island. In the Caribbean. For a week. Alone. What could possibly happen?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,157 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
Compromising Situations reviews
Hotch's sister joins the BAU after Emily passed away, despite his requests. It's hard enough to hide a secret from your team, but when you throw a family member into the mix it gets even harder and when she becomes suspicious, situations are compromised.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,301 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
The Reid Effect reviews
Morgan asks Reid to do him a favor and watch Clooney for him. It's the Reid-effect all over again.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
The Little Things reviews
Emily Prentiss left the BAU 10 years ago for personal reasons, the personal reason left her with a daughter. Emily decides to go back to the BAU. No one knows about her daughter or that the father is someone in the BAU. But they'll find out soon. AR.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 75,774 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Exit Wounds reviews
When JJ comes back to the BAU she has to face more things then she thought, she has to face Strauss, Hotch, Seaver, the truth about what really happened to Emily Prentiss and even herself. JJ finds out the hardest wound to heal is an exit wound.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,989 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Road Trip 2: Summer '09 reviews
JJ and Derek plan yet another road trip, cuz one's never enough. This time they trick Hotch and Emily, make Reid, plan with Garcia and try to get Rossi to join. It's gonna be one wild ride.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,745 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Complete
Irresistible Temptations reviews
JJ starts to realize how irresistible the notorious player, Derek Morgan really is. Her witty humor she uses as a shield may prevent Derek Morgan from noticing, but it doesn't prevent JJ's feelings towards him, until her temptations get the best of her.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,966 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, D. Morgan - Complete
Aaron Hotchner's Not So Serious Side reviews
A collection of one-shots, similar to the ones on 'Spencer Reid's love life' and 'Derek Morgan's infamous Hook-ups', may feature Emily Prentiss and JJ, and maybe some other people, ratings range from K to M. Latest one shot: Jams, Hotch/Prentiss. Rated T.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch
Derek Morgan's Infamous Hookups reviews
A series of one shots featuring Derek Morgan and the members of the BAU. Such as Emily and JJ. Ratings range from K to M. Recent One-shot What Happens in Vegas, Emily Prentiss. Rated M.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2011 - D. Morgan
Spencer Reid's Love Life reviews
A short series of one shots, written for others, written for fun or randomly. Ranges anywhere from K to M. Pairings range from Origional Characters to JJ and Emily. Recent One-shot Undercover, O/C, Rated T.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2011 - S. Reid
Different Measures reviews
After JJ and Derek get their relationship started, JJ gets into a position that leaves her thinking about her and Derek's relationship and how to tell Derek, her family, the team, and Strauss. New summery, the other one didn't fully tell the story
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,956 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, D. Morgan - Complete
Road Trip reviews
JJ and Derek plan a road trip, kidnap Hotch and Emily. Spencer tags along. It's the road trip where they really let loose, and regret just about everything.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,484 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
Locked In reviews
The team hasn't been cooperating with each other very well, Strauss makes it seem like they are locked in the BAU by an unsub. Will it clear the air or fuel the fire?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,444 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Complete
Written in the Signs reviews
Allison Brooks is the new member of the BAU. She's Agent Rossi's daughter that he doesn't know about and gives the BAU a new case of it's own when she is kidnapped by her crazy ex. She will find out EXACTLY what it takes to be a member of the BAU.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,271 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
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