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Joined 10-12-10, id: 2574262, Profile Updated: 06-16-11
Author has written 6 stories for Summer of My German Soldier, Harry Potter, Labyrinth, and Tuck Everlasting, 2002.

Oh, gosh, okay. Ahem.

I have a guilty pleasure. It is called reading fanfiction. I have a guilty compulsion. It is called writing fanfiction. By this I mean that fanfiction is not something I am exactly proud of (hence the 'guilt,' and the 'compulsion'). It's more like a bad habit that I only do when no one's around.

Anyway, you will not see many of my stories. Because I am busy. And because I do not usually enjoy my own writing. And because I am a perfectionist. So there.

Should I post interests?


I like... long walks on the beach (ha no joke). I like the ballet, and the theatre, and the symphony. I like art (making it and viewing it). I like heels and boots, but mostly heels. I like dresses and corsets. I like vintage. I like acting and dressing up and modeling for pictures.

I love movies, and books, of course. Pride & Prejudice is my favorite in both. My favorite Disney princess is Ariel. My second is Pocahontas. I like Lilo & Stitch. I like Disney. I love Pirates of the Caribbean and the Lord of the Rings. My second favorite book is the Bloody Jack series by L.A. Meyer. I also love C.S. Lewis. My favorite TV show is White Collar. And not just because of Matt Bomer, either (though he is a great bonus). My other favorite show is the SyFy series Sanctuary. (By the way, why did they change it from SciFi to SyFy, I mean, I don't spell it Syence Fyction, do you?)

There is a soft spot in my heart for rejected lovers: Jacob Black, Severus Snape, James Norrington, etc.

The subject of the fanfiction I read varies on a regular basis, but lately I've been reading a lot of Labyrinth fanfics (Jareth/Sarah of course).

When I write, I try to write as close to the original as possible. I also really don't like alternate universes. And I never ever ever read or write slash.

Aha! Oh yes. And I am... somewhat... of a grammar Nazi (but only with simple misspellings and the like - I know nothing about obscure uses of semicolons or dashes or the 123's of comma splices). While I do not go so far as to butcher (or even comment on inaccuracies in) other people's stories (so don't worry, I won't "flame" you), this does affect my writing. If I reread a story I posted months ago and find a word that doesn't quite fit, or a misspelling, or a missing quotation mark, or some such thing, I will go back and edit it. This is probably another disastrous effect of my compulsive perfectionism. Sorry.

Anywho, as you can see, I just published my first story! And it's already on hiatus! Yay! (Don't you just love school?) But I read Summer of My German Soldier for the first time the other day and it was kind of like, "Anton! Nooooo!" (Because who wouldn't be upset after they read that?) Then, BAM! Fanfiction. So the whole thing was more spur-of-the-moment, and then life got in the way, and now the fire has become a little mound of glowing logs ready to die. But I'll try hard to finish it. We'll see.

Also, I am currently writing a series of fanfics for Criminal Minds. However, my beta has even more school work than I do (which I believe is saying something), and has not gotten around to it yet. Also, it has been awhile since I've watched enough episodes to really get going on the story again. Not to mention I want to write the last one first and the middle ones last, but my stupid sense of order won't let me publish them that way.

I am also writing a fic for The Lord of the Rings that will probably never ever be posted, just because I believe some works of art should not have fanfiction written about them.

I started a Sanctuary fanfic the other day. But that's another fandom I'm not sure about posting. And the fact that my introduction is not very good so far. And, well, multiple other things...

And maybe I'll write a series for White Collar, but I have to finish the Criminal Minds ones first (here is where I roll my eyes and mumble "Finish? Yeah, like that's going to ever happen! Ha!").

Indiana Jones, Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland, Peter Pan, and Wild Magic have also cropped up lately, so maybe... maybe...

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First Meetings by Kayka reviews
When it comes to reordering time, Jareth is a rank amateur. Or he was. Perhaps "will have been." Sareth. One shot. Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/11/2017 - Jareth, Sarah, Toby - Complete
The Death of Duty by Kayka reviews
He's a sellsword and a brigand, a veritable wild man from the north. The Lady Marie is smitten. Rogan. AU. No longer just a one shot!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,331 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 8/29/2015 - [Logan/Wolverine, Rogue]
What the caterpillar calls the end of the world by Othellia reviews
A middle-aged Edith Cushing-Sharpe signs copies of her newest release in a London bookstore. The world continues to turn.
Crimson Peak - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Edith C., Thomas S. - Complete
A Single Disgruntled Return by Kayka reviews
Sarah's Christmas present is large and shoddily wrapped. The handcuffs and sparkly red bow really sell it, though. Sareth. Now, two completed oneshots and a drabble!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Vartari by Fialleril reviews
The first time Sigyn really talks to Loki, he's not in much of a position to talk back. (Warning for potential body horror: Loki's mouth sewn shut.)
Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2014 - [Sigyn, Loki] - Complete
Rumplestiltskin by Sylphien reviews
A dark, modern day re-telling of Rumplestiltskin. Sarah Williams has found she is innately lucky ever since her return from the Labyrinth. Unfortunately, her good luck is the undoing of her family when her father becomes a gambling addict with Sarah as his crutch. When she finds that luck alone can't save the family from their debts; who will she call on? Jareth x Sarah (complete)
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,127 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Toby, Sarah, Jareth, Ludo - Complete
Negotiations by nothingnothingtralala reviews
Yet another creative writing assignment. One-shot. Dialogue-only. Kind of fluff? It's an experiment and it sort of went meta on me... I'm aware that this is a crap summary!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Garden Variety Royalty by Kayka reviews
When it comes to accepting gifts from his beloved, Jareth really ought to know better. When it comes to giving such gifts, Sarah really ought to expect tit for tat. Sareth. One-and-a-half-shot. May contain egregious misuse of a Goblin King and a flower crown. *Bonus mini chapter added because I watched three pigeons fight over cheeto. It was truly inspirational.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Merry Christmas: War is Over by dansemacabre reviews
It's a week before Christmas, and Sarah is in middle of moving to her new house when something outside the window catches her eye... Jareth/Sarah oneshot. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Talespinner by Dreamer In Silico reviews
Sarah enters college as an aspiring writer, but her father disapproves. A series of strange and wonderful dreams re-inspire her, and renewed contact with Jareth will reveal many things about the fae realms... and how Sarah's work affects them. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,826 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Alphabetical Goblin Kingdom by wallflowerwriter reviews
A few drabbles set in Jareth's marvelous kingdom after he somehow gets Sarah. J/S in case you couldn't tell.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
When You Were Younger by ClubLiki reviews
He met her when she was three, and he remembers every moment since then.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
The Guise by Wolfish Oro reviews
Sarah chooses not to spend Halloween alone, and the festivities draw out another costumed reveler...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Shards of a Dream by Subtilior reviews
V-day gift for Pika. Sarah goes to a party with friends, sees what no-one else can see, and does what none would dare do. But there couldn't be any harm in a single dance - even in a place of illusion and pretense ... could there? Read and find out!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,104 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Invitation by UndergroundDaydreams reviews
Sarah’s boyfriend’s ill-conceived Halloween costume elicits an invitation from her former adversary, but what is Jareth really after? One-shot. Rated T - for language and suggestive material.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Forbidden Fruit by DustyDreamer reviews
One of the things I get asked over and over again is ‘Why a peach?’: Let me tell you now there is something not many people know about peaches...'
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Jareth - Complete
All for the Love of Coffee by Ninjallerina reviews
How far would you go for a cup of coffee? A quirky, semi-serious, oneshot featuring the Joker and a random citizen of Gotham. Takes place vaguely between BB and DK. An experiment with character, voice, and first personness in general. T for profanity.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Joker - Complete
Waterlogged Love Notes by Cyprith reviews
They’re so similar, crystals and bubbles, it would be a crime to keep them apart. JxS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
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Happy Birthday reviews
Sarah. Birthday. Jareth. Kissing. Need I say more? Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jareth, Sarah
Summer of My Eighteenth Year reviews
Patty just turned eighteen. While walking through the streets of London, who should she see but Anton. Her mind's just playing tricks on her, right? Right?
Summer of My German Soldier - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010
Paris reviews
Jesse's reflections. Don't want to give too much away. Some fluff, I suppose.
Tuck Everlasting, 2002 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Complete
Valentine Gifts reviews
The sequel to "Countdown." Jareth has returned for this silly mortal holiday - just like he promised.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Countdown reviews
The worst thing about New Year's Eve? Not having anyone to kiss.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Snakes Bite reviews
Well, there's a ball. And some snogging. Along with a rather annoying and cocky Lucius, and a very perturbed Narcissa. While they were at Hogwarts, before they got together. T for language and... well, snogging.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete