Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Gravitation, Fruits Basket, and Pet Shop of Horrors.
Note to readers: Doing my utter best to have at Silk finished before 2015...
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My author's pledge
I will finish my all stories that I post on fanfiction.
I will do my utmost best to give warnings for the things that need warnings...through I tell you right now most my stories are slash, so here's that warning.
I will not put author's notes in the middle of a story. Or insult my readers by telling them I'm to lazy to finish a scene so they need to use their imagination.
I will NOT hold my stories hostage for a certain number of reviews. While they are nice and love reviews, I'm happy with one person liking my story.
I promise not to ever just bash my characters unless I specifically warn it's humor and labeled character bashing! There will be a reason and warning of OOC.
I will not load up on wip progress on the site. I will finish my current stories before loading any more wip progress stories.
Oh and I will not finish my story with a cliff hanger. If I have a sequel planned, I will make sure the first of the series can stand alone.
I will do my utter best not to turn a male character into a female trapped in a male's body, without warning.
I enjoy slash. Like everyone I have favorite pairings, but it doesn't have to be romance, friendship works just as well, sometimes even better. BUT it must be well written and well developed. They have to be written in a way that I can read and re-read the story, and not make my feel I lost IQ points, or wonder why there’s a chick in a man’s body. I don't have many to spare, college steals most of it. I try to be open minded with pairings as long as they are written well, but there are some I can't read any more because of too many bad ones.
Smallville: I love Lex, and re-watching the seasons, except the last, I love him even more. Why is it that it's so unforgivable that Lex, who has many people lying to him because of his money or his father, tries to find out what his best friend Clark is lying about? But not Lana or Chloe. Heck, Chloe even used powers on his mother to reveal he was adopted and tried to use it on Clark. She works for Lionel at points. Yet Lex is not a real friend, because he doesn't accept his lies any more than his other friends will? And lets forget that Clark lets Lex be tortured so that he would forget the knowledge of Clark's secrets. Who’s a real friend...hmmm.
Naruto: The more I watch Hinata, the more I despite Naruto/Hinata. And it's not because she's shy, but because she's crazy. She's a stalker; she spied on Naruto for years, never once revealing herself to him. And the idea that Naruto is dumb because he's doesn't notice, doesn't work. Hinata made sure that Naruto wouldn't know.
While he just wanted a friend and someone to believe in him, she spied on his private moments and placed him on an altar and did nothing. At least Sakura and Ino didn't hide their interest in Sasuke and he had a chance to get privacy; Naruto is unaware of her. Oh but Hinata luuuuves him, she doesn't know him or even care about him. If she did she would have befriended him, even in secret or at least spoke to him. The only time she actually shows does is the Chunin exam and then three years later, oh I love you. She loves his determination and will of fire.
I think Hinata is one of the more useful and powerful girls on the show, up there with Termari.
I just don't see how the pairing comes about beyond it being that:
“Hinata's been in love with you baka for years!”
And Naruto ends up going “really my Ramen, how did I not know her not talking to me and leaving my presence wasn't because she was like everyone else, but because she liked me! I mean so what if I never seen her except for class, and never talked to her beyond a few words, after the academy.”
“oh she was around idiot, hiding in the bushes.”
“really oh wow she must be lonely like I am, don't worry Hinata I'll date you. And you know what, I love you too now that I thought about you more than a few seconds without assuming you were weird.”
..yeah. If I'm going to read a Naruto/Hinata pairing I rather see development of actually talking and learning about each other, AND Naruto dealing with his crush on Sakura, then just shrugging and going I guess I don't like her anymore.
Supernatural: Okay, I reject the last what three, four seasons of Supernatural and make my own. I can't take it anymore! I am a Sammy's girl, and I fell in love with the show, because it was about family. Well now it's about Dean and what happened to the Dean of previous seasons who would never hurt Sammy...and now beats him bloody, repeatedly? Where's the compassionate and kind Sam instead of well...yeah no.
And frankly Dean makes as many bad choices as Sam, yet only Sam is rebuked for it?
SGA:I really don't understand why an health problem, that CAN kill you is just so funny. Oh, he's allergic to lemons, oh deadly allergic, well he works better under the fear of death. Well find just point an empty gun at his head, and let him believe it's loaded. It's the same thing. Oh he passed out from manly hunger, watch him eat, yeah, oh well who cares that if he doesn't eat enough, he could fall in a coma and die.
"And that's the only reason I'm willing to cut you any slack. But you, John Sheppard, you've called yourself the man's friend for more than two years now. I expected better than for you to mock him for a medical condition that has him in my infirmary after teasing him for taking the necessary steps to control it! What's next, making fun of a blind man because he uses a funny cane and bumps into things?"
A general note for my stories, while I enjoy canon, please don't expect my stories to remain completely in line with canon, unless otherwise stated, i.e. background story. If canon was enough, fanfiction wouldn't be so popular.
Another quick note about my pairings: I don't have Seme/Uke pairings. Frankly just because a guy might bottom doesn't make him a 'girl'. And frankly Ukes are insulting. Uke's are meant to be the girl, so they are suddenly submissive, obedient, scared, helpless... one, bottoming doesn't mean weak and submitting. There is topping from the bottom. Two I don't try to fit them into traditional relationship; with the one on top being the head and the one on the bottom, following the top's lead.
And my guys won't turn into out of character weak, overly emotional and helpless guys because they bottomed. Is there time there guard will be down, well yes of course? But frankly, I will do my best to keep my guys, guys.
Unless it is automatically unequal relationship where a character is a master or king and the other has no standing...but there will be warnings, and frankly will probably never be posted here.
Please Someone Want the Sun- Naruto is burning out, breaking with his failed promise, the three trip was what he needed to find himself. A what could have happened during the three year training, which means there will be things he learnt there, but in the magna/anime he didn't. Going with the idea that some teachers hadn't wanted to make what they thought was a demon stronger, so they sabotaged him in ways that were subtle, but effective. 3 and 4 are in the works. Ch3 is 30% done and Ch4 is 50% done.
Jiraiya had a plan when he had first approached his former teammate and now hokage with his request…demand to take Naruto out of the village and train him as his apprentice for three years. He was going to teach him how to draw out the demon’s chakra and learn how to use it tails, how to fight with toads and start on a path to become a fuuinjustu master. That plan lasted maybe a whole two days as most of his expectations went with the gaki.
Healer-I'm rewriting it, and working on new chapters. The next time I'll update this story, I'll post up at the edited version and the new chapter. Sorry you can tell it's one of my first stories, started in high school. And keeping up the new chapters of the mangas, made me want to alter some things. Some of the reviews had made me realize there were giant plot holes, I need to go back and fill. Don't worry the premise hasn't changed for those who guessed, I'm just making it clearer.
Healer is not going to be a bashing characters fic, characters are 3D, with strengths and weaknesses, beauty and ugliness. It’s just the point of view that colors the characters. Right now it’s from Naruto, who doesn’t like his betrayers as he’s sees them.
And this isn’t another banished fic, I have a hard time understanding the logic of chasing away a powerful 'weapon' into their enemies hands from a miltary village. Danzo at least would stop that. Naruto is technically on a long term mission, as the Hokage had ordered him to be taken out of the village to heal. He can go back, I don’t think many villages are stupid enough to want to lose their ‘weapon’ to another village, even if they’re scared or hate him.
Silk- Pets Shop of Horrors, Leon discovers his own obsession and D misunderstands, and both hurt and are hurting each other. Chapter 6 is going slowly...sorry, I'm trying but Leon is not cooperating.
Fighting Love- This is a crossover between Harry Potter and Gravitation. There will be a explanation for those who aren't familiar with either fandom and the history of the world and how and why those have magic. Next chapter in the works is centered on Yuki and Shuichi. Shuichi however is showing a different side of him than I planned on, so I 'm backing up. Right now, Harry Potter's side isn't showing up. But I promise we will see what's going on. For those who know Harry Potter, it will be AU from book 4. It is 85% done.
Tom and Jerry- It's a fruit basket story, with Yuki chasing Kyo, simply because I've read to many Kyo chasing Yuki, which made little since in the characterization. [Will continue after Silk is done.] Muse is grudgingly being lured to the door. I think I should go reread all of the magna. Oh and Akito will be a male.
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