Arty B. Good
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Joined 10-13-10, id: 2574554, Profile Updated: 01-25-13
Author has written 5 stories for Codename: Kids Next Door.

Hello, my name is Arty B Good. Arty is short for Artillery. And the 'B' stands for Bootylicious. Unf. Welcome to my fanfiction profile page. LAWD, WE GON HAVE SO MUCH FUN.

So I write stuff, but I can't promise any regular updates, because sometimes I write more than 12 page papers for class, or have more than 600 pages of reading per week to get through. Sometimes I have to present to undergrads and stuff and that shit takes effort. In the meantime, feel free to read the stuff I already got posted:

Soda at 70 Proof started out as a friendship/humor fic between Rachel and Fanny and their good-times with soda, but then they start dating and all this drama and action shows up uninvited and it's like a surprise party. And there are other canon characters too and they're awesome. You should totes check it out and tell me what you think.

Privateers. This is basically my test story. It is my practice story. I used it to get used to the Fanfiction posting and review system. Kinda not working on it anymore.

Midnight Meter isn't exactly a story. It's just a collection of poetry I've written from Rachel McKenzie's point of view.

The Broken Light Bulb is a collection of unfinished and underdeveloped one-shots that may or may not get their own stories for a plethora of reasons. If you’re interested in a specific one-shot, then tell me. I might be persuaded to write more of it. If you are interested in using the ideas, then go right on ahead. Just give me a heads up.

If you want to chat, or ask me any questions, (please don’t send me anything inappropriate,) then just pm me.

CRITIQUE MY SHIT, YO. For serious, writing is my job. I wanna get better at it.

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The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5636 - Favs: 5,288 - Follows: 3,073 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mission: FLAMBÉ À LA MODE by Numbuh Phenon reviews
You never hear about the work spies do. For example, before her reign as Supreme Leader, Rachel once had to sneak past a legion of ninjas to disable a death ray built by a rad clad child genius.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,482 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
The Daily Life of a Supreme Leader by Synaptic-Firefly reviews
Numbuh 362 and her adventures in the life of being the Supreme Leader of the Kids Next Door. Pairings galore if you squint. Prompt based, multi-shot story.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,359 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
Before Dishonor by Synaptic-Firefly reviews
She wanted nothing to do with the boy who betrayed them all. He wouldn't rest until he had her at his side...at any cost. Will the encounter become more than just a routine recruiting? 274/362
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,625 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Chad D./Numbuh 274, Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
The Person I Admire by Gadalla Rune reviews
Its been 3 yrs since the battle at the Valley of the End. Naruto returns home, much to the joy of a certain Hyuuga girl, but to keep that joy they're going to have to fight for it... away from Konoha. NaruXHina & other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 234,887 - Reviews: 2633 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,933 - Reviews: 3734 - Favs: 5,613 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Road They Were Destined to Take by OveractiveImagination39 reviews
Separated from Uncle Iroh and left for dead, Zuko is found by the Avatar and friends.Though Katara can mend his body, can she help him heal his heart from past wounds and can their new found feelings for each other survive the battles ahead?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,577 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
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Soda At 70 Proof reviews
Thanks to varying stages of sobriety and inebriation, Rachel and Fanny's friendship evolves into a romance. It might even be great, if all these people would stop trying to interfere. T for language and theme. Includes dark humor. Action in later chapters. Not that kind of action; it's the fighting kind of action.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,264 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362, Fanny F./Numbuh 86
Triple A Saves the Day reviews
Turn 13-years-old and life is suddenly full of hormones and more drama llamas than anyone can shake a stick at. Rachel is decommissioned and she must move on and deal with her new life as a TND agent. Rating will go as Rachel grows up.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362
The Broken Light Bulb reviews
Sometimes I have an idea that can't sustain itself and I've decided to put all these ideas in one place: here. This is a collection of unfinished & underdeveloped one-shots that may or may not get their own stories for a plethora of reasons.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,069 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011
Midnight Meter reviews
No sense of plot, no real purpose, just poetry. Poetry stolen from Rachel's secret notebook. Read it aloud and find that dynamic rhythm. Who knew that the lines in Rachel's notebook would be so fresh and…spunky?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362
Privateers reviews
It is the age of sail with 2x4 tech. War has broken out and the KND take to the uncharted and dangerous open seas in this AU. The captains of the Mad Monday and the Yippernicus invite you on board as they cause all sorts of trouble.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,139 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011