Author has written 35 stories for Vampire Knight, Pokémon, Rocky Horror, Glee, A song of Ice and Fire, and Flipped.
pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease don't read my old stuff
BTW, I'm sorry if I've kind of been coming off as a bitch lately, there's just a few things outside of FF.net that are really pissing me off, and when I'm pissed, sometimes I take it out on other people (for example, being arrogant, offensive, preachy, etc) And sometimes I take things out through my stories, so, if it's beginning to show, just PM me about it and I'll stop, no problem.
Pen-name-Khaleesi Khupcakes Akane-Kuran on DeviantART...
Country: Canada, y'all! And I don't live in an igloo, I have never seen a polar bear, a moose or a beaver in my entire life, I don't drink beer (I'm also underage...) and we dont actually get that much snow. Only really from January to early March, sometimes in December, but only up North, not in Toronto.
OTP:I have different OTPs, mostly Bradgenta as you can possibly tell.
Hair color: Darkish blonde. No, not 'brown', it's usually blonde but can go as dark as black in some light!
Eye color- It changes. Right now...like...brownish green.
Pet- Black cat. 4years old. His name's Bastet. We thought he was a girl at first... he is the sweetest thing ever.
Favorite singer(s)-Lady Gaga, One Direction, LIGHTS, ahhh... other stuff, mostly Gaga though...
Favourite movie; Haha can't decide. Maybe RHPS... and...Perks of Being a Wallflower (ahhh Ezra you get my motor running...) We Need To Talk about Kevin was good too. Goddamit this question is evil.
Top three favourite fanfics on this site that don't belong to me: The Key To My Heart; Flower-Of-The-Moon-0822, Under A Violet Moon; KungFuHime2009, Magenta's Story; JustPlainMad, Hanging On Together; QueenCynder (BRADGENTA!!!!) and Will You Go On?; Goddess Of Snark. (It's got blood-coughing Magenta, too!) And last but most definitely not least, my very favourite, GOOD LIFE BY NINETY-SIXSMILES!!!!!
I don't know what to write now... I'm updating this profile after having a bunch of Pokemon related stuff on here from when I was like 11. -_-
ok so I should maybe talk about myself...
My name's Larissa, I'm 14 and I'm a girl, my tumblr is magentahoran.tumblr.com. Earlier in the year I was cutting a lot but I'm proud to say I'm over that now.
I'm renovating Forbidden Fruit. Hallelujah.
I'm also thinking of starting a Game of Thrones/South Pacific crossover. Don't even ask how I got this idea.
Frank taught me it's okay to be different.
Magenta taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.
Riff taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.
Columbia taught me that not every guy/girl is going to treat me right.
Rocky taught me to love everyone.
Brad taught me how to be 'strong and protective'.
Eddie taught me that 'redneck' is not an insult. Most of the time...
But, most importantly, Janet taught me how to screech like a nut even when you don't need to.
If you agree that RHPS is educational, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list; Akane Kuran.
FORBIDDEN FRUIT EDITION!!!!!!!
Magenta taught me how to be selfless
Brad taught me to do anything for the person I love
Kimi taught me manners.
Columbia taught me that crying never helps anyone
Sonny taught me that it's okay to be a little immature
Olivia taught me how to be assertive
Nation taught me that inner beauty is just as important as outer beauty
Sonja taught me useful parenting skills
But most importantly, Vitamin A taught me to jump on people, especially when they don't like it.
I don't expect you to copy and paste this, but if you want to be niccceeee... add your name to this list, Akane Kuran,
Open up Microsoft Word. Put the font on 42, and type in Q33 NY (The plane no. of the 9/11 bombing and the initials of New York). Highlight what you typed, then change the font to Wingdings. If the result made the hair on the back of your neck stand up, copy and paste.
15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
No seriously, soon, this will be part of a School Days chapter, Azisiekah will take the kids to Wal-Mart to learn about spending money responsibly... Lets see what happens!
1.My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
If you love kitties, then copy and paste this, and add your name to the list: Torie Rilistkrytcat, Anne Oying, Akane Kuran
So yeah, sorry about in chapter seven of Forbidden Fruit, I meant to write East Side Hospital and Medical Centre instead of Denton Public Hospital. What a grotsky mistake! Whoopsey!! Luvz ya b iitchs!
Fun with paraprosdokians!
Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Ø Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Ø The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Ø Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Ø If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Ø We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Ø War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Ø The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Ø Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Ø To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Ø A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
Ø How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Ø I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
Ø A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
Ø Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".
Ø I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Ø Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Ø Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Ø Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?
Ø Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Ø A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Ø You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Ø The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Ø Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Ø A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Ø Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
Ø Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
Ø Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Ø There's a fine line between cuddling, and holding someone down so they can't get away.
Ø I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Ø I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
Ø When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Ø You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Ø To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Ø Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Ø Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Ø A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Ø If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
Ø Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
To save you the trouble of looking it up:
A paraprosdokian (from Greek "παρα-", meaning "beyond" and "προσδοκία", meaning "expectation") is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists.
A Beginner's Guide to School Days. In-Progress. Some spoilers ahead...
Azisiekah Mae Collins- 23year old 2nd grade teacher, lives with her room-mate Alicia Jensen and her five dogs, all named after fruit. She is generally understanding of her students and is sometimes hired to babysit them.
PTA moms. (all second grade moms are required to join the PTA by order of V. Bapalishka Ratishki)
Lavender Ashton- Frank's mother. Very protective and uptight of her children, loving to the point where she is willing to stack chairs against her daughter's nursery door to keep the creepers out. Is oblivious to the fact that her son spends his allowance on artificially flavoured, MSG-saturated, jet-puffed cheese snacks. (Cheez Curls)
Shirona London McAllistor- Magenta and Randall's teen mom. She's 25 years old. London has two obnoxious older sisters, Jael and Nina who are absolutely enamored with her children. London told Magenta she 'can't have new babies until she's 19', which is a year older than she was. Lavender has called her an irresponsible Glee-atch(because she watches Glee avidly,) because of Lavender's nutty ideas of parenting. Randall and Magenta have London wrapped around their fingers as she will do anything they ask, including letting Randall and Eddie play paintball in the house. (It was a bad idea, read the upcoming chapter, y'all) She has one other daughter named Tiana Miley McAllistor, she is much younger than her siblings, (9 years younger than Magenta) and she goes to live with Jake, Brad finally meets her in Sins Of The High School Flesh in an upcoming chapter. London, overall, is a very loving mother.
Evie Majors- Brad's mother. Grew up in Texas, (London actually suggested that she grew up in a 'nutty-ass' trailer park in the Valentines Day chapter.) Has a thick accent. Her favourite colour is orange as stated in the Christmas chapter and she likes to buy things for her kitchen.
Susan Weiss- Janet's mother. Nutbar.
Edna Scott- Eddie's Botox-infested mother. Does not make that many appearances.
Kaycee Cole- Columbia's loud mother. She is very loud, like her daughter. She has four other daughters, Jayma, Sandy and Ruth, who are all in college and Dinette, who is a baby. Kaycee has a pool in the backyard which she gets the 15year old neighbours, Jonah and Linda, to clean for $15 per hour.
Darlene Blume- Triplet mommy. Not many appearances.
Hey y'all just wanted to clarify something, okay, so in case anybody has been wondering about my RHPS stuff and what each thing is related to, Pretty much everything is related except Forbidden Fruit, which is detached from School Days, Sins, Deleted Scenes and my iPod Challenge.
Things to Try on an Elevator- 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY 'ding' at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
If you love how 'lust' is an anagram for 'slut' put this on you profile and add your name to this list -Akane Kuran,
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
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