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Joined 10-13-10, id: 2575151, Profile Updated: 01-17-12
Author has written 28 stories for Criminal Minds, Harry Potter, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, and Twilight.

My name is Kitty, I come from Denmark, am in my early twenties, and enjoy reading, sex, and reading about sex. I also like to write, mostly because stories pop into my mind and refuse to leave before I put them down on paper.. Even if it embarrasses me sometimes.

I am a huge fan of Criminal Minds - Spencer Reid in particular. My favorite pairing (because I hardly ever read anything without a pairing) is Reid/Morgan.

Slash is one of my all time favorite genres!
Favorite pairings include:
Reid/Morgan (Criminal Minds)
Harry/Draco (Harry Potter)
Dean/Castiel (Supernatural)
Ooh! And random cross-over slash-pairings too! They're nice :D

I'm on Twitter, as most people tend be I find, so if you're interested in random movie quotes and the odd complaint look me up. I go by BittyKits but only because KittyBits was already taken. *Le sigh*

And now for something completely different!

If you've ever had your friends of family yell 'HE(or she) IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER' when you talk about your crush, copy/paste this

"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies

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Crazy Hearts by Clef Longfellow reviews
Puck's a patient in a nut house. He hates everybody and has no problem showing it. Unfortunately jail may be in his future if he can't control himself. A new arrival unexpectedly challenges everything he knows about himself and what he wants for his life. A/U, Slash! Puckurt, Warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,874 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Sowilo by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Loki shelters from the rain in a coffee shop run by Harry Potter and somehow manages to change them both forever. - I've been calling you 'Mr Cappuccino' in my head all this time; you could have told me your name - Harry/Loki slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 3,361 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Is That a Magnet in Your Pocket by JooseBoxx reviews
After their first Nationals, the original New Directions party it up during the summer. 'Spin the Bottle' leads to all kinds of trouble for certain people. Heavy feature of Puckurt, Quittana and mixed pairs. Rating for sexual content. Three Parts.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,163 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
They'll Never Let You Walk Away by Lunatic Silver reviews
Modern day AU. Sandor Clegane was content in the Lannister underworld - until Sansa Stark came along.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,273 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
Breathing Space by Blue McLain reviews
They were careless and their Unsub got them. They were stupid. Now Morgan and Reid have to wait for rescue. But their breaths are numbered. And whatever they want to do yet, whatever they want to say, they better do it fast. M/R slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,897 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Black Widow by HigherMagic reviews
He had been the best fighter in the Ring, back when he started as a Rookie hybrid, created by Michael – Michael's pride and joy when he'd been released into the Ring for his first fights. It was on a whim that Michael had created Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by Ockermuller reviews
Castiel pretends to be engaged to an unconscious Sam Winchester after saving his life but can't fool his brother, Dean. Brief unrequited Castiel/Sam, eventual Castiel/Dean, slightly Sam/Gabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Simple, Not Easy by LJC reviews
Darcy should have seen it coming. She couldn't hang around the spandex crowd forever and not end up with a great big target painted on her back eventually. She was just surprised it took Loki so long.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,422 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye - Complete
The Little Things by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Au based on 'the big C' in which Dean gets very sick, and deals with it the denial way. Meeting a homeless man on the way. Dean/Castiel Angst. Warning for trigger - Cancer. sorry if you think I dealt with it badly .
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Horny Gingers by Galadriell reviews
George and Fred are at it again! Blaise gets caught in the middle. Silly and fluffy. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Fred W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Let It Snow by Loony4moony816 reviews
Puck runs into Kurt Hummel six years after graduation. Well, maybe 'runs into' isn't totally the right way of describing it. Written for the Puckurt Chrismakkuah fest on Livejournal. Prequel to "Fatherhood: A Guide".
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,812 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The 'ass' in pass by Profound Yaoi reviews
Spencer is studying for his third PhD. He is struggling to stay awake in one of his elective classes one day, when his new professor catches his eye. Oneshot. Warning: homoerotic; lemons. Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Remus L., S. Reid - Complete
Morgan's Eternal Day by toggledog reviews
Morgan's having the same day over and over. He's stuck in a small town with Reid, so it can't be that bad, can it?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,502 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
I've Never Imagined the World Before by sweet-and-simple reviews
Sam was raised this way. Raised to be a slave for Lucifer. Dean is the only one who knows what freedom is like. Lucifer/Sam Gabriel/Sam Michael/Dean Castiel/Dean Lucifer/Michael
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,557 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Is This Art Or Is It Just Pleased To See Me? by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
CRACK. AU In which Dean needs to study under an established artist, and Castiel needs help with his ceramic penises.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Sting by xonthefloor reviews
Without even planning it, Puck and Kurt find out that they actually get along when no one is watching. But after sudden twist of events, they'll realize that getting along may not be enough for the two of them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 293,844 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
180 Days plus weekends & holidays by Drizl reviews
It's Senior year at Forks High and best friends, Bella and Jasper make a pact to lose their virginity before the end of the school year. Things get complicated and heated when the new boy comes to town and they both fall hard for him. AU/AH/SLASH/E/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,071 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Changing by Muzica-chan reviews
Things are changing, but what was gradual is now so sudden and neither are sure what to do or where to go with their feelings. MorganxReid
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Falling Off the Wagon by caramelo reviews
As if being in Glee club wasn't bad enough, now everyone thinks they're brainwashed cult freaks. Maybe they've gotten a little too weird for high school. Glee/Supernatural crossover, sequel to Along for the Ride. Slight Puckleberry.
Crossover - Supernatural & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sam W., Puck - Complete
Persist in your Grace by Domysticated reviews
I was that girl. Too beautiful, too imposing, too frigid to even appear human. The 6ft tall blonde whose clothes hang just so, whose hair is always perfect, whose perfection makes you feel silly and insignificant. Then something happened. For CurvyContest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Speakin' Out by Quixotic Cervantes reviews
A cursed Castiel tries to lure Dean into being his Prince Charming without a voice; Dean's still stuck on the fact that Cas is playing the role of a Disney Princess. It's Dean/Cas, I feel compelled to warn you now
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,258 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 102 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Stalking Slytherin by simplyteesh reviews
"Twice a day, every damn day he was there." - Katie Bell is a little unnerved by her odd admirer. MF/KB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Katie B., Marcus F. - Complete
The Mirror by cloudyjenn reviews
When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,056 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 167 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Seducing a Wolf by Galadriell reviews
Seventh year at Hogwarts. One chance to get with Remus. Sirius is one determined Gryffindor. He was going to seduce his wolf. Warnings: Horrific tongue in cheek, swearing, fluff, smut, silliness and cringe-worthy humor. Sirius/Remus SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,833 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Zombie Cantos by tfm reviews
No Tomorrow: The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Reid/OC, Kevin/Garcia, JJ, Emily, Others. CHARACTER DEATH. COMPLETE.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,842 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Eggnog Effect by bananapancakes7 reviews
Jasper's convinced that he's a little known blip on the object of his affection's radar, but an office Christmas party and a cup of a seasonal horrific favorite might just change everything. Js/E. Slash. Gift fic for ThatPanicGirlE for YuleTwi'd Gay.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,696 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Hello by arbitrarygirl reviews
What can happen between a divorcee and a blind man in 90 days? Fluffy oneshot. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
The Replacement by Beautiful Figment reviews
Emmett is a closeted Calvin Klein model. Slashy bathroom times and food fights ensue after PA, Jasper, gets pulled in to join Emmett's photoshoot. AH/OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
And I'll Tell You No Lies by Anna Fugazzi reviews
It all started with a stupid interrogation. Or: Don't ask a question if you're not prepared to hear the answer. HP/DM or HP/RW, as per reader preference.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,988 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cloud Nine by Rayne McKenna reviews
Just a nice little one shot I dreamed up...that's now apparently a three chapter tribute to Spencer's mouth...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Some Kind of Wonderful by Rayne McKenna reviews
Spencer Reid's wedding is a week away and the girls despise his fiancé. Can a night uptown and a twist of fate change things before it's too late?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,625 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Coffee Debacle by Rayne McKenna reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/16/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Ink by Courbeau reviews
Oh my god. It was a lily. Right there under his arm. Why the hell did James Potter have a lily permanently etched into his skin?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Witchy Woman by Rayne McKenna reviews
Sequel to 'Halloween Treat'. Really should read that first. This is what happens at the Halloween party. Includes, drinking, fighting, dancing, the horizontal mambo and MONSTER MASH! And not necessarily in that order...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Halloween Treat by Rayne McKenna reviews
Derek really hates Halloween and the team's antics are making it worse. When something finally happens to make the day worthwhile, will they ruin that too? Rated T for shameless cock blocking. Poor Derek.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2010 - D. Morgan - Complete
Cold Land Blues by tfm reviews
All flights are cancelled, thanks to wild weather. Luckily, Garcia had planned for this eventuality. JJ and Rossi are morbidly curious, while Hotch surprises everyone. Born to Be Mild'verse. Gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2457 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
What They Heard by Rayne McKenna reviews
The team finds out what really goes bump in the night.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/5/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Hinting at Magic by Modern Artifact reviews
7 yrs after HPDH. Alice McNally, witty Oxford graduate, gets herself into trouble with the Ministry of Magic for writing a book on a hypothetical magical world; an alternate history is revealed via her dreams. Includes Malfoys, Blaise Zabini, & many more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 158,778 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
The Real Me by Rayne McKenna reviews
When Reid alienates everyone in the office, Hotch recruits Morgan to get to the bottom of things.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/15/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Own Me by coffeebuddha reviews
All Derek Morgan wants is to keep his head down and serve out the rest of his sentence, but things start to get complicated with the arrival of his new cellmate, Spencer Reid. Prison AU.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/8/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Hums by Like-A-Raven-14 reviews
AU in which a teenaged Dean Winchester accidentally joins the McKinley High Glee Club, which could happen to anyone. Complications, and Rachel Berry, ensue. The way complications, and Rachel Berry, do.
Crossover - Supernatural & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,452 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Dean W., Rachel B. - Complete
Science is an Art Form by intheclosetcontest reviews
An awkward scientist and a wild artist. It's said that opposites attract, but Edward has some trouble proving his theory. A woebegone account of wooing gone amiss. AH – AwkWard - Warning: Gratuitous use of suspenders.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Along for the Ride by caramelo reviews
Rachel's on her hands and knees, vomiting up black smoke, and Puck wishes he could say this is the weirdest thing he's ever seen her do, but really, it's not. A Glee & Supernatural crackfic crossover, with a dash of Puckleberry on the side.
Crossover - Supernatural & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Puck - Complete
He loves me, he loves me not? by sephirothflame reviews
Dean and Castiel have been best friends since forever so it wasn't a surprise when they started dating. Dean just wished they weren't taking it so slow. Human!AU. Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Five Months by slantedknitting reviews
Hermione moves to Diagon Alley and becomes best friends with George, much to everyone's confusion. Warning: Fred is alive. Pairings: George/Hermione, Fred/Angelina
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,471 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/29/2010 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Five Times Blaise Zabini Met Dean Winchester by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. When Blaise decided to leave home and travel America, he didn't count on meeting Dean Winchester. HP/Supernatural crossover, DW/BZ slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Blaise Z., Dean W. - Complete
The Chalice from the Palace by tfm reviews
Letting Reid be the Dungeon Master meant that they would probably all be dead by the end of the quest. Born to be Mild-verse. Gen
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
Losing And Gaining by MyRainingDropsOfTeal reviews
"When I went there, another guy was leaving her house. And he snogged her goodbye." "Well, that's not so bad –" "It was my best friend." "Yikes." .:. Ron and Jacob drink away their worries, but Jake ends up finding someone better than Bella... .:. JBXRL
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Remus L., Jacob - Complete
Hardly Ever by coffeebuddha reviews
Waking up with the prince doesn't guarantee you the fairy tale ending. It's the morning after and Derek can't find his pants.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,094 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 191 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Taming by artbeatsandlife reviews
Paul Wolfe & Leah Clearwater are up and comers at a premiere IT company. What happens when 2 alpha personalities are forced to spend long hours at the office together? Explosion! AU/AH M 4 Lemons & Language. Written for Ms. Kathy's Twifans for Haiti
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Paul, Leah - Complete
Red Tape by Like-A-Raven-14 reviews
Summary: It turns out neither Heaven nor Hell can fight city hall. A little cracky. Spoilers through 5.10.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Somethings Never Make Sense by Writer-4ever-and-always reviews
Sometimes life can hurt.....
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
InterHouse Cooperation by astopperindeath reviews
Snape and McGonagall go over the points they have deducted in one week.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Draco M., George W. - Complete
Attracting Angel Cheeks by ansera reviews
Reid decides to act on his feelings for Morgan. Garcia decides to help. Reid/Morgan.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,236 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/3/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Coyote Morning by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Sometimes the very thing you're looking for is the one thing you can't see." Or: sometimes boys aren't too bright.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,362 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2009 - George W., Lee J. - Complete
Of Dungeons and Dragons by tfm reviews
Morgan sits in on the weekly gaming session. Gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Bullet by tfm reviews
Like most complicated relationships, it started in Vegas, but not in the usual way. It started with a bullet. Morgan/Prentiss Character Death. Smut.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
Dragonfly by Sa-kun reviews
Sometimes, settling in and finding your niche in the world requires you to leave the safety and familiarity of the place you have always called home. CWHP, SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,585 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Weasley Family Mayhem by icefire-lioness reviews
It's difficult enough trying to come out of the closet, but trying to do it at a Weasley family lunch is damn near impossible. Charlie Weasley has a dilemma on his hands. Charlie/OC. SLASH! Canon, apart from slash. But Charlie never had a gf, did he? ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Charlie W., OC - Complete
Confession Is Good For the Soul by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Confession may be good for the soul, but Draco learns that it's also hell on the nerves and libido. HPDM, Post Hogwarts, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,229 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Sperek The Collection reviews
All my Sperek oneshots collected and republished. The original stories will be taken down from my profile within a week. Includes My Life Is A Teenage Drama, Emotional Turmoil and brand new During Times of War. Rating varies from story to story. SLASH
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,040 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Eighteen reviews
All human AU. Dean is Cas' best friend and he doesn't care that Cas is ten years younger than him, because when they met Cas was the cutest baby ever and he would do anything - anything! - if it helped him growing up. But Dean can't always be there, and these feelings are growing wrong. Eventual Dean/Cas. Pining and age difference
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Prizes reviews
AU all-human Sterek. Stiles was the teacher. Derek was the student. And Stiles just really, really wanted to rip off all of Derek's clothes and lick off that horribly sexy scowl. He didn't though, because he was a teacher and responsible and proper. But then Laura asked for his help with Derek and there was no way this could end anyway but badly.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
July of Sperek reviews
A drabble a day of AU Sperek-goodness whlie I celebrate moving home with my parents for the whole of July. Will be romance and GAYNESS all around. Warnings at each new chapter.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 28,034 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Young Summer reviews
AU. Sam meets the older Gabriel properly when he's twelve years old at his parents' summer home during the break. And something about Gabe just draws him in, even as both grow up and Sam begins to understand why he only think he lives in the summer. But when the other is fseven years older, making a move is way past impossible. Sabriel. Warning for awkward boners.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Surviving Time reviews
Companion piece to Doing Time. Morgan's life in prison was a cake walk. But he was a natural when it came to adapting.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2012 - D. Morgan - Complete
Beach Time Bonanza reviews
AU. Be nice and help the lost kids back to their parents. No, seriously, you never know what nice things Karma will bring you as a reward. Especially when Penelope Garcia is the one assisting her. R/M JJ/P G/L
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,929 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Imperfect reviews
AU. Suddenly everything Derek knew wasn't true any more and his entire world centered around a guitar player eight years younger than him. A man. Trying to achieve success and keep cool showed to be surprisingly hard. Companion piece to Perfect. SLASH M/R
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,421 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Perfect reviews
AU. Spencer played lead guitar in a famous American rock band, he really ought to be happy, right? But no, Spencer despaired everyday as he watched perfection treat him like the best friend he wished he weren't. Companion piece to Imperfect. SLASH M/R
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
I Need You To Be reviews
High School AU. JJ and Spencer are BFFs. Emily is the resident out-and-proud. Derek has a girlfriend. Penny is smart but has nothing else. One year left and then everything is possible, but that is a long time when you're 18. FEMSLASH/SLASH. R/M JJ/E P/A
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,107 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Gay Life reviews
It came as a big surprise, but also a big explanation. He was gay, of course he was. Now all he had to do was figure out what exactly that meant to him. So Spencer decided to do a bit of a field study. M/R SLASH. Three-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Switching Sides reviews
What would it take for our profiling friends to become what they usually hunt? Dark themes, SLASH, gen, team, character deaths. One oneshot for each character.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011
Boy, Protected reviews
AU. His name isn't Spencer and this certainly isn't Vegas, but Not-Spencer always admired the quiet life and now he really wished the very attractive police officer would leave him alone before his fragile world comes tumbling down. MATURE. SLASH. M/R
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,977 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Wolf And Dragon reviews
'CHARLIE! Oh God, he had the same name as her mother's boyfriend. How come his name was so much prettier than Charlie Swan's' Leah met a guy and then her world turned upside down. He just didn't come back. L/C
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Charlie W., Leah - Complete
Witches, Hex Bags, And Angels reviews
They ganked the witches and went home back to shower and rest. Then suddenly Sam is waken by Dean acting very odd and what can a man really do when pressed against the wall by his naked, bewitched brother? Call the angel brigade is what.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Study In Dragons reviews
Post War. Hermione disappears from the wizarding society during the search for her parents' killers. 3 years after Charlie Weasley discovers a strange witch, who doesn't know that she is one. Hard work and some slow cunning love. Disregard epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,193 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Cars reviews
Of course Hermione's car would choose to break down in the middle of nowhere, especially, when in that middle of nowhere someone actually show up, before she gets to fix it with magic and then something oddly unchangeable happens. HG/JB
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,721 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hermione G., Jacob - Complete
Making This My Business reviews
AU. This was supposed to be their belated honeymoon, but here she was - all by herself. Alone in the middle of the deeply green forest. Fortunately not everyone leaves a grieving woman all to herself. Disregard BD, after DH, not epilogue compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Hermione G., Leah - Complete
Doing Time reviews
AU. SLASH. MATURE. Prison-fic. Spencer Reid, the very intelligent Las Vegas boy, accidently kills a man and is thrown to jail. Will he finish doing his time without getting hurt or even killed? Contains VERY mature themes. CHARACTER DEATH
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,844 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Meddling Mothers reviews
JJ's hosting the New Year party and she is certainly... tipsy. Morgan isn't in much of a party-mood and simply stands in the corner. My response to the Chit Chat on Author's Corners New Year's Eve Challenge. M/R Slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, D. Morgan - Complete
The Sex Is Good reviews
A small one-shot inspired by the song "The Sex Is Good" by Saving Abel turned in to a slightly longer two-shot. A bit OOC, mind the rating. First smut-fic, be gentle!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - E. Prentiss, D. Morgan - Complete
Character Development reviews
Reid has been harboring feelings for Morgan for quite a while now, but it doesn't work out in his favor when he confess to it. Later Morgan meets someone special and gets a surprise beyond compare. Mature, SLASH.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,375 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 12/5/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Chance Meetings reviews
SEQUEL to The Game. Aaron and Annie are a happy established couple but they're haven't really told anyone. This is what happens when one realizes that the big, big world isn't that big afterall.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
The Game reviews
Stressed by his demanding job and his helpless tries to give Jack a normal upbringing Hotch suddenly stumbles across what might be the perfect solution to all of his problems. But how to get back in the game? Hotch/OC-pairing
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,987 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
Tuesdays reviews
JJ and Garcia on one of their regular Tuesday coffees, but somethings different about JJ. JJ/Garcia-friendship, JJ/SC Secret character . Mentions of infidelity.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, P. Garcia - Complete
Directions reviews
Sequel to "Heaven waits here at my door" and "The Girl". Reid is going to meet an old friend of Lisa's and he isn't comfortable about it while Morgan keeps giving directions to lost tourists. Reid/OC Morgan/OC
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Girl reviews
Sequel to "Heaven waits here at my door". Reid is in the hospital and Morgan seems somehow nervous. Rossi, Prentiss and JJ are curious and up for quite a surprise. Reid/OC, Morgan/OC unrequited.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Heaven waits here at my door reviews
Spencer Reid has promised Derek Morgan to come play chess with some teenagers at a Youth Center he works at. He didn't count on meeting such an intriguing being there. S. Reid/OC.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2010 - S. Reid - Complete