noheartx
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Joined 10-13-10, id: 2575206, Profile Updated: 03-12-13
Author has written 3 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Naruto, and Kingdom Hearts.

So I'm Noheartx, but you probably already know that. I only have a Naruto story that I'm working on right now, but I would consider writing others for Kingdom Hearts, Fire Emblem, Final Fantasy and probably others but I can't think of any right now. Anyway first and foremost I'm a huge pothead. I love smoking weed with my friends, because that's where all of the creativity comes from. That and it's just fun. I guess all of the stereotypical things go along with that: I hate the government, failed high school, and am pretty poor. But that's okay, because I love life anyway.

My views on politics are pretty jaded I suppose, but in this day and age it's hard not to be jaded. I mean there's so much bullshit in the America. It's disgusting. I'd like to change it but I'm just a lazy pothead, so the cycle will continue as always. I personally believe we, as the human race, need to stop fighting each other and start working together. We're devolving, I see it in front of my eyes every day, and that scares me. In a hundred years there's not going to be anyone left on this planet who knows how to write. Only type. All of the money grubbing and backstabbing and killing needs to stop. We all just need to sit around a table and smoke a blunt. Bet we'd get more done that way.

Religion to me is bullshit. I don't care what religion it is, it's bullshit. My theory on religion is that thousands of years ago, in the era of the ancient Romans and Greeks, religion wa created through the use of psychedelic drugs. Because honestly, who in their right mind thinks of a magical man in the sky with the power to grant your every wish hmm? Someone who's trippin balls that's who. If your offended by this, then you should probably learn to take things less seriously, because right now your getting angry at some stoner who will not worry about your fragile mind. If you can't handle the truth, then keep on being blind. But seriously, why do we have to donate to churches? It's a scam. Go catholicism.

I'm always down to just talk to anyone about mundane or ridiculous topics. I like debating and analyzing, so if you're in the mood for intellectual conversation send me a pm and we can waste time by bullshitting. It's quite fun.

So i have three stories, but only Master of the Shadow Clones is being worked on. I don't know if I'll ever go back to the other two, but they were just my foray into fanfiction. So don't expect anything. As for MotSC, that's about a little more than halfway done, I believe. Most of my writing is spontaneous, not written down before hand and refined, so that's why it's a little rough around the edges, but I like the style. I've planned on making MotSC into a trilogy, and I already have the basic plotline down. I think the second one will be the fan-favorite personally, but I won't know until all three are out. MotSC has gotten mostly positive reviews, so I'd say it's a success. To me anyway.

If anyone knows a good stonerfic send me the link. I havent found one yet, and it makes me want to write one. And I don't wanna see one about the Main Character being a hardcore druggie/ gangster with cutting/emotional problems. That's way too over-exaggerated. Just a story about a bunch of friends who like to party.

"Happiness and sanity are an impossible combination." - Mark Twain.

I pretty much live my life by this quote. I'm definitely insane, but I'd rather be that way, because I'm happy too. Life's too short to conform to the masses and become another shade of gray. Be purple, be green i don't care, but live your life the way you want to, because it's your life, not anyone elses, and they have no right to tell you how to live it.

I'm done being a visionary for now. Read MotSC and the sequels when they come out. I know you'll like them.

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Love Sick by Jomatto reviews
Girls make me sick. Literally.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 131,769 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sora, Kairi
A Voice in the Wind by tricksie reviews
Sakura's friendship with a rogue nin is a lifeline for both, but it cannot last. Nothing ever lasts for him. But when a blonde Akatsuki shows up with the bleeding kunoichi in his arms, will she be she strong enough to unravel the mystery of who he is? AU Naru/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 392,821 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 180,905 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
Caelum: The Red Eye by Brown Eyed Sage reviews
Legend tells of a sword that guarantees a victory in battle. The quest to find this mythical object fell into the hands of an archaeologist and the mercenary that kidnapped her.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 99,854 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 9/24/2010 - [Kairi, Sora] - Complete
Debt of Honor by voltaire22 reviews
Rekka no Ken from the tactician's point of view. Tactician is an original character. Drama/Adventure/Romance. Mostly T.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 278,523 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Tactician/Mark - Complete
A Warrior's Lament by Billy Creston reviews
Sora's homecoming is bittersweet. He had returned home at last, and found that life had moved on in his absence. As he tries to piece together his life as a normal person, the threat of something greater lurks in the shadows... *ADULT SITUATIONS*
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,698 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
One Hundred Weeks by Aaron Nowack reviews
In less than two years, Orochimaru will have what he desires, and Uchiha Sasuke will be lost forever. In less than two years, Naruto and Sakura will have to be ready to save him. Sequel to One Hundred Days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 74,417 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Two of a kind by Mayziken reviews
What happends when Ash accidently smashes a window to a lab where a very old professor lives? find out! AdvanceShipping. Written by CyberCubed on SPPF from 19/10/2005 - 29/12/2006
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 363,355 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka - Complete
One Hundred Days by Aaron Nowack reviews
Naruto leaves on his three year training trip, and Sakura begins the struggle to improve herself. How much will they have changed when they meet again in one hundred days?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 395,571 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Master of the Shadow Clones reviews
A complete retelling of Naruto's Life. His lineage is never kept a secret, Jiraiya acts like the godfather he should have been, and everything is completely different. How will Naruto's life change, and will it be for the better?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 87,221 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Naruto U.
Path to Legacy reviews
Naruto is given his Genin team, and on their first mission they come across something troublesome. With war looming on the horizon, will the team that is supposed to rival the Sannin be able to bring the Leaf Village on top? Naruto x Sakura. Poss Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Heart of a SOLDIER reviews
Sora and Riku set out to join SOLDIER. They leave the islands behind and set out to fulfill their dreams. But the lies of ShinRa will throw them into a journey of strife and pain. Can the two friends endure the journey, or will they suffer? SxK RxN
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011