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You Cannot Save the World by Lady Celestial Star reviews
Dumbledore left Harry Potter back in the Muggle world, and now it's time to bring him back to go to Hogwarts. Unbeknownst to him, the youth he is expecting is not what he seems. Harry Potter is no longer the Boy-Who-Lived, he has another title and he has more important things to do with his time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,786 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 6h - Published: 8/29/2014 - Harry P., Albus D., OC
Fate Is Playful - Original by LostDemonHeart reviews
Harry is saved from the Dursleys by strangers, just to find out he is actually one of their kind. How many mates will he have, when no submissive ever has been as strong as he is? HP/LM/DM/SS/TMR Yaoi, smut, sex, mpreg, lemon, creature-fic. Enjoy! Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 62,560 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Cowboy and the Freak by monster-go-RAWR reviews
This is my first fanfic. Bella Swan is over 300 yrs old, but shes not a vampire. What is she and what happens when she crosses paths with a certain blond cowboy? Rated M for flashbacks and strong cussing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Bella, Jasper
Alex's Guide to Dating on the Wild Side by LunaWings reviews
Much like Jessica, Alex was born a princess, but lived as a normal girl, not knowing what she is. Now her betrothed has come to claim his bride and unite their families. Difference you ask? He can sprout ears and a tail.
Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,895 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/9/2010
The Dom next door by saritat reviews
On HIATUS. AU-Human. Bella adored the older boy next door, Edward, never knowing he was or became a dom. Edward can't forget the subservient girl next door whom he cannot possibly have...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 52,304 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Why Aren't I Dead by The Prince and The Warlock reviews
After the battle of Hogwarts Harry and Voldemort are left broken and bleeding and when Harry starts to realise the mistake he made with trusting certain people he turns to the one person who he has always been able to count on. m/m content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
That's Called Insulting The Balrog by blackdragonsghost reviews
Testing. Testing. Is this thing funny? Discovering once and for all if I can write humor. Tomarry, a drunken party, slow-on-the-uptake Gryffindors - this fic has it all! Slightly clichéd, and in my opinion highly amusing! Some slash, rated for themes and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
This is going to be Fun by flying-potaattooess reviews
It's pretty much my version and they are different but it still has CHLEREK...Sorry, but let me know if you like it?
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,699 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Leather Pants by DrPotterhead reviews
Their seventh year at Hogwarts is finally over - a year of school without the threat of an overbearing madman. So why isn't Harry's final train ride as peaceful as it should be? What are the secrets Harry and Charlie are keeping from the Weasly's? Why doesn't Harry want to spend Christmas with his adoptive family? And what in Merlin's name is a 'live wire?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,895 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Truth Potion by ChaoticNightofFlames reviews
It wasn't the first time that some one had attempted to slip something extra into his food or drink. However harry may find himself wishing that it had been a lethal poison. Slash Sev/Har This is a two shot. Complete. Looking for beta to go over it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar by Zenro reviews
Harry is desperate for a Klondike Bar, but just how far will he go? Warning: Slash, weird as hell, and just a hint of plot. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Different Change by Smile-J reviews
What if you only need enough venom, both on the skin and inside the body to trigger the change, not just pushing venom into the blood? Just a taste and everything shifts! AU Adult B&J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Realization by Ethe reviews
During Christmas Break of his sixth year, Potter was the last person Draco expected to arrive on his doorstep. Especially with the Dark Lord right down the hall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Storm by Stephanie Shortcake reviews
Storm Isabella Black, aka Bella Swan. Harry Potter's best friend and secret crush. The other Chosen One. Sirius Blacks daughter. This is their story. New Moon, OOTP. Review & read! :D
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,602 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Harry P., Bella - Complete
A Rocky Road by madamemouse reviews
AU/AH. Going to a new school is always tough, but Chloe is used to it. What she isn't used to, is dealing with big meanies. What happens when our shy, drama girl is partnered with the scary football player everyone avoids? Rated M for citrus and language
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,098 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
What our anger brings by Mad Hatter Helsing reviews
What happens when Bella/jasper are left alone together and they have a small argument an possibly ...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Manipulation by Stephanie Shortcake reviews
Bella Swan is Emma Potter. Infamous twin to Harry Potter. Infamous manipulative, bad girl. Infamous Slytherin. Is she evil? Is she good? Death Eater? Read and review! *Used to be Infamous Control
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,326 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Harry P., Bella
Ash and Meghan's hot night by PRINCE-ASH'S-GIRL reviews
Ash's POV What happens when Ash and Meghan escape the wolf sent to kill them? What is "that night" and "what we did" they refer to in book 2 mean? Read and find out
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Ash, Meghan
Forever Family by angelndeskyes reviews
Tragedy strikes and the Cullens step in to lend a hand but why? What secrets are they hiding? Follow the life of a very young Bella Swan as she grows up and secrets come to light. I do not own Twilight. SM owns all public recognized characters. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,088 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Clean Up on Aisle 17 by darkNnerdy reviews
It's been years since Bella's ill-fated birthday party and the Cullens left. Bella's now attending college away from Forks. What happens when she goes on a booze run at the local supermarket? Fun O/S collab with my wifey Sushi Loves Whitlock. Pure funny.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Roses are Red by KissingFire reviews
He was the angry tattoo artist. She was the mute Jane Doe. Both have violent pasts, binding them together in a way that he never wanted and she never thought was possible. All human/OOC/M for violence and dark scenes.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,743 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Secluded Seduction by Pinkpixiechick reviews
Hot summer days, another beach party full of people you're trying to avoid. Refuge in the cool and dark brings unexpected surprises. Fun, sexy times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She's a Knockout by Heykekeniceshot reviews
Bella is awkward and a nerd and is trying to make peace with that. Alice sets her up on a blind date of sorts with Edward. He won't know what hit him. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking The Rules by WAG2002 reviews
based around 'Rule 51' - Abby helps Gibbs break a rule. Gibbs finds out about Abbys other tattoos. Abby gets a splinter in an unusual place and there is just a little bit of Mann bashing
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,023 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Feel You from the Inside by hottygurl7 reviews
It's Bella's 18th birthday & Alice decides they need to celebrate. What happens when the night starts out as playful teenage adolescence & ends up in raw unadulterated lust? It'll be a night to remember, that Bella is sure to never forget. Rated M - All Human - OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,035 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Higher Power by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - Sister Swan is disappointed when she is forced to confiscate marijuana from her favorite student. What happens when she goes to Father Cullen to ask for his mercy? Priestward/Nunella Lemon/Drug Use. Entry for the High Times Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tonight's Entertainment by grrlinterrupted reviews
"You mean a man – no man – has ever made you come?" Bella Swan needs help, and she gets it from Washington State's sexiest visiting Texan, Jasper. AH, a little OOC, somewhat PWP, but hell - it *was* an entry for the Dirty Talking Jasper contest...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
With all my soul and being i HATE you, i think? by Chrisy Nicole reviews
Bellas been a vampire slayer scince her mom was killed by a vamp. but when she falls for Edward and learns about her past and all the lies, will she stil hunt the beings she despises or embrace her true nature? alittle OOC but please R&R peace 8D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,283 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Phantasmic by BottledCoke reviews
After hearing about the "Phantom Doll", Edward can't help but be curious. He falls in love with the figurine and decides to buy it. There's rumors about the doll,how it got its name. It supposedly can move, talk and some former owners even claim it drank
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,773 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cats love Bats by ALWAYS-B-HAPPY reviews
Bella is a shapeshifter who moves to Forks. Edward and her fall in love, see how their lives play out as their fates intertwin. Bella can kik butt and isn't so breakable. Vampire wolrd awsomeness with E/B; J/A; C/Es; Em/R. Rated M for safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,290 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranded with a Stranger by xSirenSongx reviews
Bella lives alone in a large house. When there is a knock on her door during a storm, she's surprised to see a gorgeous, drenched man on her doorstep. However, his scent is what really surprises her. Bella's PoV AU B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,603 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True Love Waits by RiaMaria reviews
Can true love overcome anything? Maybe even death itself? My entry to the Halloween Countdown. AH, B&E Reposted as I deleted it by mistake - whoops!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,092 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unattainable by PTBvisiongrrl reviews
In the mess left by Bloodbath, Abby worries about how the men in her life think of her. Her secrets are not the only ones exposed, and what she thought was unattainable was always unknowingly in the palm of her hand. EXPLICIT SLASH, 3SOME. Abby/Gibbs/Tony
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Awakened by lovesJS reviews
'STILL IN PROGRESS' I'm too impatient for January to come, so I decided I'd pass the time writing my own version of Awakened. P.C needs to hurry up.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,810 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Zoey R., J. Stark
A Weekend Away with Carlisle by ftwmomof3 reviews
On a wknd away with the Coven Leader Carlisle, Bella is introduced to the Cullen way of living. She will be taught lessons on following his example and his commands. Mature themes, Lemons C/B only teacher but E/B in love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 129,521 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Breakdown in a Small Town by KatD59 reviews
Abby has an unsettling "hinky" experience on the way home from a conference.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Abby S. - Complete
Bella's Cuntry Pie by Round Mound of a Beehound reviews
Round Mound Contest Entry. Rated M. Bella is tired of the constant games from Edward. Will the dirty Cullen boys have what she needs? BxJxCxEm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Yoda's Southern Drawl by darkXdawn reviews
Jasper and Bella used to be really good friends. Once Jasper Left for college they lost contact. What happens when he comes back completely different?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,748 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
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