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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.

Messsage Updated: Dec 28th, 2012


Just wanted to post a few FYI's here for all you wacky fanfic readers out there:

First of all, I wanted to mention that I'm just using this pen-name as an outlet for some of the more...alternative...plot ideas that pop into my head. I have another nickname that I use for writing stuff that's more mainstream, but after reading some of the freaky stuff other people have written, and seeing the responses they've gotten, I thought it would be interesting to see how people would react to some of the more darker and weirder fanfic ideas that pop into my head every now and then.

It also bears mentioning, therefore, that the crazy ideas you see me writing about below don't come around all that often. Usually it surfaces in phases, and I'll usually go though long periods of time between those phases. Sometimes months even. So if you don't see any updates for long periods of time, that just means that I'm awaiting inspiration or, more likely, working on some of my more 'normal' fics.

My apologies if that frustrates you, but that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

Regarding reviews: I'm open to whatever criticism you are willing to give. With the stuff I'll be writing about using this pen-name, I fully expect a good majority of you to give your monitor an ugly look while shaking your head in disgust at my effed-up imagination, so feel free to flame and insult me if that is your inclination. I'm under no delusions that posting on will somehow shield me from negative criticism, even if I asked you to refrain from doing so, so speak your mind if/when you feel the need to review. I enjoy your comments no matter what they contain, and I find that flames and insults are actually pretty entertaining to read.

Have a fabulous day and I hope you enjoy,


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First Impressions reviews
Fresh out of the Auror training program, Harry Potter is more than ready to start his new life working for the DMLE. On his first day of duty, he is determined to make a good first impression.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
All Thanks to Ron reviews
Ron's aversion to...something...allows Harry to step in and take advantage. This is another one-shot that might turn into a multi-chapter story down the road. I urge those of you that haven't read any of my other stories to READ THE WARNING before you continue. You might be sorry otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power of Polyjuice reviews
Hermione is having trouble working up the courage to take her relationship with Ron to the next level. Luckily, Ginny has a solution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
But, It's Just a Painting! reviews
Why is everyone always so afraid of disturbing Walburga? Warning: Language...lots and lots of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Too Smart for Her Own Good reviews
Sometimes, Hermione is just too smart for her own good. Note: Make sure you read the warning inside before reading the actual story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Living a Lie reviews
A short one-shot AU about a path canon Harry would probably never take. No pairing, but hints of H/Hr and H/Luna. M for death and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Deviant reviews
Lemon that might end up having somewhat of a plot in future chapters. Just a drabble of mine that I'll only update when I feel inspired - meaning irregularly and infrequently. I just thought some of you might get a kick out of it. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,489 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 335 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P.
Magical Inheritance reviews
Harry is left out of the loop once again and although the consequences aren't life threatening, they certainly are life-changing. Post-DH, ignores epilogue, AU after that. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete