Author has written 12 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, and Call of Duty.
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LONG LIVE CAPITALISM AND BRONIES!!!
Name: Heh heh you're funny
Likes: Animation, RWBY, Kill la Kill, Sonic the Hedgehog, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Garfield comics, Metal Gear Solid, Super Smash Bros, Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, Dangan Ronpa, Star Wars, Earthsiege, Fire Emblem, fighter jets, Ace Combat, Crush 40, animals, water, and other stuff I'll get to later.
Musical Interests: (I've learned to like all genres of music, but my favorites would probably be rock and classical), Crush 40, Jun Senoue, Skillet, Sum 41, Jeff and Casey Lee Williams, songs from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dislikes: SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, people who think they're "all that", people who jump to conclusions, hot weather, calculus and higher math (like, really, when will this ever be used in life?)
Motto: "If you can say it, it's a word." (So I'll say 'funner' if I want to!)
Social security number: WTF!?
Avatar pic: Kill la Kill X Frozen crossover, featuring Elsa Kiryuin and Anna Matoi (avatar pic currently changing frequently)
As it is, you boast and brag. All such boasting is evil. -James 5:16
"Snipers may wear diapers, BUT WE GET ALL THE LADIES!"-Nikolai Belinski
Salesman: You wanna buy some death sticks?
OTP: HansXAnna (infinity/10): *SPOILERS* THE greatest Disney couple ever. Too bad they had to screw it up...! (rage) Anna is SO much better with Hans than Kristoff!
6/12/13: Alright, I'm back! Went on that little FanFiction leave a lot of authors take, but I think I'm back in business for awhile! Hopefully it will stay that way. And boy do I need to finish my unfinished stories... o.o
2/29/12: To commemorate Derpy Hooves Day on March 1st, I have changed my name To "Derpy Hooved Sniper". Originally, I am "Sniper the Hedgehog".
1/17/12: Well...I have seen an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and really liked it o_O Guess I'm becoming a brony...
1/27/11: I found out that there are a whole bunch of other Sniper the Hedgehogs online. Just by searching 'sniper the hedgehog' on Google, there are, like, three other Snipers. I had NO idea.
Closest Friends on this Site
Minute in the Shadows- My closest friend here. She was my first reviewer, and since then we have had a very strong bond. Pegasister, but I will say no more about that... She's a terrific friend to have!
Charge the Cat- Ah, the insane, but incredibly EPIC dude. Great writer and person to have on your side! Mah best brony friend! But warning: adventures with him are not for the faint of heart...
angellikehalos- Know her in real life. She's the one who brought me to this site!
Sonic the Hedgehog stuff
1. Silver the Hedgehog
2. Blaze the Cat
3. Sonic the Hedgehog
4. Marine the Raccoon
5. Shadow the Hedgehog
Well, all of 'em are cool!
Thanks to Sonic, I enjoy speed and explosions in my everyday life.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
MOST favorite couples:
1. SilverXBlaze (10/10): YES! They are perfect for each other! 'Nuff said. (Until I think of more stuff to say anyway.)
Metal Gear stuff
1. Solid Snake
2. Hal "Otacon" Emmerich
3. Meryl Silverburgh
5. Liquid Snake
(More MGS stuff will come later)
Call of Duty stuff
1. Tank Dempsey, Takeo Masaki
2. Edward Richtofen, Nikolai Belinski
1. Jason Hudson
3. John "Soap" MacTavish
4. Alex Mason
5. Vladimir Makarov
Weapons of choice (no particular order): General: M-16, M-14, MP5, AK-47, AK-74u, FAMAS, G36C, M1 Garand, MP40, Desert Eagle CoD4 only: M249 SAW, R700, Barett .50 cal MW2 only: M4a1, ACR, Striker World at War only: Gewher 43, PPSh-41, Type 100, STG-44 Black Ops only: Galil, AUG, Commando, Skorpion, Spectre, Kiparis, Olympia, M60, Stoner 63, PSG1, Strela-3 MW3 only: CM901, KSG 12, P99
My Little Pony stuff
1. Twilight Sparkle
2. Pinkie Pie
6. Rainbow Dash
2. Derpy Hooves
3. Sweetie Belle
4. Apple Bloom
I never appreciated musical numbers in movies/TV shows, but that changed when I discovered MLP: FiM!
1. Winter Wrap Up
2. Art of the Dress
4. This Day Aria
5. Becoming Popular
MOAR PONY STUFF ON DA WAY!!!
So here is some other information about me:
I'm very lightweight.
I think I resemble Shadow the Hedgehog. I do a pretty darn good imitation of him too.
I enjoy the smell of new books and magazines.
I'm very quiet. (Except when I'm writing.)
And I am a Christian, and that means Jesus is my Lord and Savior. That ALSO means that my stories wont contain extreme sexual content, profanity, or homosexuality. (But I wont go shoving my beliefs down your throat.)
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because Matthew 10:22-23 says: "Whoever acknowledges me before men, I will also acknowledge before My Father in Heaven. But whoever disowns me, I will disown him before My Father in Heaven."
I want you to think about something. You woke up this morning right? Of course you did! You haven't died yet. If you're still alive, you have a purpose in this world. Don't ever think that you're worthless, and don't believe others if they say you are. If you were worthless with no purpose, you wouldn't be here. God doesn't create junk. GOD STILL HAS A PLAN FOR YOU.
Upcoming Fics (Some of these may not be made, and I've noticed that sometimes when I list one here it doesn't get written, but I haven't forgotten.)
Sonic Adventure 2: Neutral Story (Sonic the Hedgehog)- In an adjacent place in the Mystic Ruins jungle, there is a small village of neutral and somewhat naive Mobians. They are believed to be in possession of three Chaos Emeralds. A G.U.N. patrol stumbled across the village and reported the sighting of the emeralds, which makes G.U.N. launch black op to capture the emeralds. Follow my two new OC's, Samson and Ami, as they try to get the emeralds back, and try to get back home. But can they survive when both good and evil Mobians (and GUN too) want the Chaos Emeralds too? Even if I don't end up creating this story, I'll still reveal those two characters. (adventure/sci-fi)
A MidSonic Night's Dream (Sonic the Hedgehog)- The Shakespeare play, A Midsummer Night's Dream with a Sonic twist. This wont be a "Boring Shakespeare play" as you might think. The original play actually isn't boring. This will include SO many Sonic couples, but who will end up with who? (romance/adventure)
Welcome To the Convenience Store FROM HELLLLLLLL!!! (Sonic the Hedgehog)- Silver was on the bus ride home one night when the bus made a stop near a strange-looking convenience store. Silver decides to stop in for a quick soda, but little did he know that it was the convenience store FROM HELL! (horror/humor)
MY NEW LIST OF OC'S IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your music library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Opening Credits: Devil in a Midnight Mass by Billy Talent (O.o WTF!?)
Waking Up: Never Turn Back by Crush 40 (long, rough dream?)
Making Your New Best Friend: Fat Lip by Sum 41 (O_O DUDE...)
Falling In Love: Ever Fallen in Love by Billy Talent (This one just popped up! I PROMISE!)
Graduation: Summer by Sum 41 (PERFECT!)
Death of a Close Friend: His World (Crush 40 version)(Why do I feel this fits in some way...?)
Mental Breakdown: Is It You by Crush 40 (DANGIT iPOD!! >:O
Wedding Scene: After the Adventure by Jun Senoue (beautiful, but a little TOO tranquil...)
Death Scene: Fallen Leaves by Billy Talent (This works great, sadly...)
Funeral Song: Westopolis by Jun Senoue (uhh NO)
Credits: Pins and Needles by Billy Talent (YES! AWESOME!!)
I need to do this again...my music library is greatly expanded.
And now for the copy and paste section
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.
If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile
If you actually THINK about what you e-mail BEFORE you send it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't copy and paste this to your profile, you suck.
COPY AND PASTE THIS, YOU COLD PERSON! LEST I SEND ROGER TO GET YOU!!! And when I send Roger... there is no hope.
If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile.
I like milk. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy but I'm just random! If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If people treat you like chopped liver sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (My little world was pretty dang interestin' that day)
Silver the Hedgehog should have his own game! Sonic and Shadow already have theirs, now it's Silver's turn! Copy and paste if you agree.
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile!
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
Don't flame, it's wrong because tons of writers give up on their stories because of RUDE REVIEWS.
(Any things about celebrities or famous people, I probably wont copy and paste it. I really couldn't care any less than I already do about that kind of thing. (Unless if it's about how awesome Chuck Norris is!))
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffeine
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
Now, we get to a bit more serious part of the copy/paste section.
Nice Guys STILL Finish Last:
To every guy that said, "Sex can wait"...
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore. And because of this, there are not many left out there. I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this because they care more about their image. I am one of the few nice guys left.
- If you are a nice guy, repost this in your journal with the title: "Nice guys STILL finish last";
- If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way, repost this in your journal with the title: "To Every Guy".
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes. Very quietly, I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking God for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
This really makes you think….
I am in Heaven now, sitting on Jesus’ lap. He loves me and
I don’t quite understand what has happened. I was so excited
Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between
One day you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I
Complete terror is all I felt. I screamed and screamed until I
I wanted to make all your tears go away. I had so many plans
I wanted to tell you that I love you before I was gone, but I
The angel took me to Jesus and set me on His lap. He said He
I’m writing to say that I love you and to tell you how much I
Also, Mommy, please watch out for that abortion monster.
Your Baby Girl
Sniff*Sniff* *SoOo SaD*
If you think that abortion is wrong and as terrible as it really is
Abortion is not a right! Abortion kills hundreds of living, yet unborn babies every year!! If you're pro-life, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have NO SOUL!!
SEE YOU LATER!