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Author has written 2 stories for Phineas and Ferb.

I believe it is a noble duty to uphold humour, proper grammar, and the definition of irony for all that is good and neutral. For Science, For Justice, For the Evulz - in the name of fanfiction.

"NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted, persons attempting to find a moral will be banished. Persons attempting to find a plot will be shot. By order of the author " - Mark Twain


Stories:

The Best Thanksgiving Ever: When no one shows up to Phineas' house for Thanksgiving dinner, he has to find hope in one very underrated character: Grandpa Clyde.

Dimensional Drift: Siblings and Superpowers: My current project, a much darker fic. Within it, expect tropes, methinks, along with grimdark. Lots and lots of grimdark. Hopefully this'll be updated once a month. (EDIT: 5/14/15 I want to get back to this eventually, but school's been keeping me busy. Sorry guys!)


Warhammer 40,000:

It is the 41st millennium. For more than one hundred centuries, the Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium, for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may truly never die.
Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the demon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomician, a psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest among his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their Misterades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever-vigilant Inquisition, and the Tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus, to name a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat of aliens, heretics, mutants- and worse.
To be a human in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace among the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.

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Armed Resistance by SixTwoSixFour reviews
Lelouch, long-lost prince, has been plotting his revenge on Britannia for years. But he's slowly realizing that his excuse for fighting has become more than just an excuse. Between his old anger and new purpose, which will he follow? AU, first person. [Dead]
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 229,611 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Lelouch L.
Serendipitous Science Theater 3000 by I am the Poptart reviews
The boys and co. build a movie theater, which then gets shot into space by none other than the Dr. Doof himself. For his own amusement, he decides to send them cheesy movies. Exactly what you think would happen ensues.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,001 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011
Team Improbable on Thin Ice by Maerd7733SCAIP reviews
Team Improbable is real, caused by an accident in the seventh-grade science lab. Now they're in high school. And when Isabella's twin sister, Alex, come from France, she has a few secrets of her own. Team Improbable is walking on thin ice...P/I, F/OC
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,108 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Phineas, Isabella
A Perfect Match by Maya Serena reviews
Part Two of "Of Monotremes and Men". Perry's mind has been copied into Dr. Doofenshmirtz's lover while a dangerous new villain is trying to take over the Tri-State Area. Rated M for graphic sex/extreme violence/profanity/drug use. COMPLETE!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,015 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
DoubleCrossed and Back Into the Fray! by DasSchnabeltier reviews
Three years after the Sixth Dimension was at war, a coup threatens to send it spiraling into darkness. Only Phineas and the Gang, along with a new ally can be sent in to save the dimension and restore balance. Includes epic battles! Phinabella and Femily.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,551 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010
Shadow Chronicles 3: Painful Truth by moonshadow2012 reviews
The World Division is back and have created a device that will destroy all non-shadow-based life forms.Can Phineas, Ferb, and the gang stop them before its too late?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 42,834 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
If I Ruled the World by MeanMrsMustard reviews
What would the world look like if characters from "Phineas and Ferb" ruled it? Chapter 7 is up: Suzy
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Suzy
Phineas and Ferb BACKSTAGE! by Comment person reviews
The sequal-series to "Summer Belongs To You OUTTAKES"! Nothing belongs to me, and none of this is real, only in FanFiction. Copyrights belong to Dan Povernmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh. I give credit to anything else that was used in this.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 115,719 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Complete
Winter Reminiscing: Times Change 2 by 200trackrunner reviews
Set in the winter following the events of Times Change. Phineas and Isabella are together now and the gang is back in Danville. Will the return to their old, adventurous ways? Will the holidays be too much for Phineas and Isabella's relationship?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Phineas, Isabella
The Wild West by Comment person reviews
The adventures in the West were wild, and this is one of them. The first Western Phineas and Ferb story. R&R and enjoy. I DO NOT OWN PHINEAS AND FERB, OR ANY OTHER CHARACTERS. Rated T for a reason.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Western - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,481 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
Summersong by Indigo Signora reviews
The summer following graduation could very well be the final one that they will all spend together. Isabella is prepared to do whatever it takes to get her chance with Phineas, even if it means possibly tearing the bond between brothers apart.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,180 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Isabella, Ferb - Complete
Isabella's Cousin by Queen of Cartoons reviews
Isabella's evil cousin, who is known for ruining Isabella's life, comes over. But then her cousin starts to steal everything that is important to Isabella. Leadership of he firside girls, her catchphrase, and worst of all, Phineas. Has Phinabella.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,183 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Isabella
One Word by Lil Miss Kandy Kane reviews
One hundred stories consisting of only one hundred words based on one word story prompts, all surrounding the relationship between Phineas and Isabella. No concrete storyline.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Phineas, Isabella
A Million Little Moments by Indigo Signora reviews
Okay, well, maybe not a million. This is a medley of 100-word Phineas/Isabella drabbles based off of song titles. Enjoy!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 12,607 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Future Catastrophy by Hydro Dexter reviews
During a trip to the future, Phineas and Ferb meet their future selves, but unaware to them, due to their activity in future Danville, they've set up a chain of events that could trigger the start of an evil empire. PxI. Finally completed.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,077 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
The Sanest Ones Here by sunsetofdoom reviews
... Are the inmates! Jeremy Johnson is a new doctor at the Danville Mental Rehabilitation Center; where he goes on fun and terrifying adventures with the some of the best people he's ever known. Too bad they're the patients.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,114 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011
Stakeout by sunsetofdoom reviews
Two teenagers brave the most terrifying of circumstances: trying to sleep in a creaky apartment after hours of playing Silent Hill. With luck, it may lead to brother-sister bonding time... Or bickering like two year olds. Bickering is good.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Vanessa, Ferb - Complete
To Heaven, Wherever You Are by Cezille07 reviews
By himself, Ferb calls Phineas "Mr. Oblivious". Only now does he realize that this odd title was a blessing in disguise. ONESHOT, implied Phinabella.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Isabella, Phineas, Ferb - Complete
One At A Time by sunsetofdoom reviews
They say we don't fit together; they say we weren't meant to be. Well. Here's fifty reasons that we love each other, and to hell with what they say.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Ferb, Isabella - Complete
I Remember You by Shadowstar556 reviews
Isabella moved to New York when she was 11, in a fatal car wreck she lost her memories. She doesn't remember anyone in Danville. But a scrapbook changes that and now she's going back to Danville for Xmas break, and she finds someone to love along the way.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
To Every Bad Writer this Fandom has by Kissy Fishy reviews
Brace yourselves...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
What happens in Gimmelschtump by Maya Serena reviews
Part One of "Of Monotremes and Men". Dr. Doofenshmirtz must go back to Gimmelschtump to attend to a family matter. Vanessa goes with him and they learn some unpleasant family secrets. Rated M for disturbed family stuff/coarse language/violence. COMPLETE!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Vanessa - Complete
Nightmares by ViolentNerd101 reviews
Phineas gets into an accident and is in a coma, reliving the day of the rollercoaster. Will he ever escape and will he discover something about himself and his friends while stuck living the same day again and again?First chapter is a authors note/summary
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Phineas
Times Change by 200trackrunner reviews
Time changes all of us, including Phineas Flynn. But something from his past has kept Phineas holding trying to hold on to what he once had. When all seems lost, a friend from his past may just be able to help him. Poll on Profile to vote for sequel seasn
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,234 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Phineas and Ferb: A Stitch in Time by ViolentNerd101 reviews
My first story so plz go easy on me,R&R. After twenty years of failure, Doofensmirtz builds a time machine and ruins the timeline. Its then up to Phineas's children, with a little help from the childhood versions of their parents, to fix the timeline.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,753 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
So Busted by Kissy Fishy reviews
Candace finally busts the boys, and it all goes downhill from there.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,682 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
Vacation to Texas by Dan-Inator reviews
Isabella is gong to Texas to visit her family, and decides to invite Phineas along with her. Will this provide him with the opportunity to discover new feelings for her?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 38,477 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Phineas, Isabella
Over Complexity is a Wonderful Thing by DasSchnabeltier reviews
All Phineas inteded was to tell Isabella how he felt about her... There are decently arguable reasons for the "T" rating.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,245 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Reminiscence by Dan-Inator reviews
A family event years into the future brings back memories of the years gone by. Triple-shot; the eldest son, Phineas, and Isabella. Attempted in the format of the movie Vantage Point, details becoming clearer with each point of view.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Go to Waste by JoeMerl reviews
Granted, Ferb's own efforts in Paris didn't pan out, but why let a perfectly good chance at romance go to waste for somebody else? Set just after "Summer Belongs to You." Ferb-centric with one-sided Ferb/Vanessa and Isabella/Phineas.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2010 - [Ferb, Vanessa] [Isabella, Phineas] - Complete
Sundown by sam-ely-ember reviews
What if things are not what we think they are? : "Maybe I was the one who was naïve…" She told herself and put the note on her diary, over the table next to her bed. OneShot. Phinbella related.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
The Joker's Wild by jarec reviews
COMPLETE! Out of the goodness of his heart, the Joker comes to Jump City! And nothing will ever be the same once the Clown Prince Of Crime is done with our heroes...
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 38 - Words: 85,308 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Facts about Deadpool by Captain Deadpool reviews
These are parodies of some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts. Don't worry: I did alot more than just replace Chuck Norris with Deadpool for most of them.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
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Dimensional Drift: Siblings and Superpowers reviews
He didn't plan to take Danville. Just a few meaningless lives. Then he'd go after something larger: the Tri-state area. Third genre Action. Later chapters not for the faint of heart. Rated for violence, character death, and some language. SUPER HIATUS
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,761 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Phineas, Ferb
The Best Thanksgiving Ever reviews
A thanksgiving day special. Phineas is alone for Thanksgiving day. How will he take it? Eventually Phinbella. My first one shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
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