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Author has written 5 stories for Invader Zim.

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ZADR Orange by PAT THE KITSUNE reviews
Sick of his home life, Dib turns for help to the one person who has ever fully understood him and undergoes a life-changing procedure meant to help him let go. Little does he know what such a change will give rise to in the end. ZADR RAPR TAGR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 171 - Words: 374,604 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Zim, Dib
The Rats of NIMH by Raha reviews
ONE: All will bow to the Irken Reformation Company. TWO: All will conform to the Irken image. THREE: All non-Irken activities will cease immediately. FOUR: All individual thought will be banned. FIVE: All defects will be terminated. ALL! HAIL! IRK! ZADR. Coverart by neofox, colored by Ravestart.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,936 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Zim, Dib
Why Should We Suffer In Silence? by Elvis-Stitch reviews
ZADR. It's been bottled up inside of Dib for so many years, so why has it taken him so long to realise? Will it be too late for Dib when he finally does? Mild swearing/sexual content and themes. Will spruce up later on. Read and Review please. No flames.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,240 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Zim, Dib
DualSign drabble by MarieVargas reviews
My friend noticed the lack of DualSign, so I wrote some for her. They use their Beforus counterparts' names.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2013 - The Signless/The Sufferer, Orphaner Dualscar - Complete
Cold by Ravyntree
(to be announced)
Crossover - Invader Zim & Warm Bodies, Isaac Marion - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,495 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Dib, Zim
Amporacest Drabble 3 by MarieVargas reviews
I received my first anonymous request without any prodding to my followers on tumblr. This has bondage in it, so don't read if you don't like it.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Orphaner Dualscar, Cronus A. - Complete
The Heart Disease of Doom by LVOWL reviews
New to the country, Mai is searching for all things interesting. She ends up under the Membrane wing but finds herself drifting towards a strange boy- one whose home is even farther than her own. Determined, she intends to crack his hard green shell.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Zim, Dib
DaKR - Surprising Dominance by SpyroForLife reviews
A Dib and Keef centric one-shot. An odd pairing, I know, but I enjoy it and I'm sure a few others do too. Summary: In all his months of dating Keef, Dib had never known he could be so… in control. The usual shyness the boy exhibited around others was gone the moment they were alone, and it seemed a whole new side of him was allowed to surface. Warning: MATURE. This is a sex scene.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Dib, Keef - Complete
Shopping by Nae'ka reviews
Albus see's someone walk into the same shop he's in... And he wants to know what they're there for. AlbuScorpius fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Possessed by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
With Dib branded as Irken property and Zim locked deep inside Membrane labs, two wills grapple with the loss of their freedom and question their ability to endure when they don't even possess their own names.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,645 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Dib, Zim, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Free Will as a Construct by Nae'ka reviews
"W-what the hell?" I was thrown off when he spoke, his eyes wide and hands immediately at either side of his head, "How did you get in here?" He looks a bit… like me and it's strange, but this fills me with relief, causing me to lower the gun and him to drop his hands. MurphHenry
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Henry T., Murphy P.
30 day OTP challenge: SaKr by MarieVargas reviews
30 day OTP challenge featuring SaKr, Skoodge x Keef. Rated M for hardcore stories in here, but most are Rated K or T.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 6,955 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Skoodge, Keef
Uninhabited by Ravyntree reviews
"This is mine," Zim was saying. "He belongs to me now..." "Nothing is your's, not anymore,"..
Crossover - Invader Zim & Host - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,250 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Dib - Complete
Music de la Paranormal by Pure Aura-Chan reviews
Prof. Membrane can't stand the weight of having an "insane son", so the only thing he can think of is for Dib to give up Paranormal Investigating... forever. Will Dib be able to find another way of life in a way no one expected? Please Read&Review.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,876 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Dib, Prof. Membrane
Prompts by Ravyntree reviews
Short writing clips that may be made into full stories at a future date.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Dib, Zim
Progressive Absurdity by Mir-Layne reviews
Dib is an adult. He's got the job of his dreams and a secluded house of his own, without any human or alien to annoy him. Finding comfort alone, surrounded only by machines. But tonight, someone's coming back to get him. Etheral ZADR of a kind. Some RAPR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 89,065 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Dib, Zim
In Loving Memory by Dlbn reviews
The Membranes used to have a puppy... Dedicated in loving memory of my dog, Rosie, who passed away on April 12, 2012.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Zim, Dib, Gaz, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Morning after by change-it-all reviews
John and Sherlock's lives are turned upsidown when they wake up handcuffed together outside Buckingham Palace and a video from last nights drunken party is leaked
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,446 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Strategic Maneuvers by Sir Fluffbutt von Grumpypants reviews
WARNING! Navigation's down! Crash landing process activated!- The plan was to contact the Resisty and get out of here, not to fight the human's battle but when he crashes on Earth that's just what Lard Nar finds himself doing Lard Nar/Dib
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,941 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Dib, Lard Nar
Who I Am by LIMBO Dib reviews
Dib never expected that tripping Zim on the way home from Skool would change everything. But when Zim wakes up with amnesia, things start to get serious. NOT ZimxDib, no matter how much it seems like it. NOT DEAD!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,220 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Zim, Dib
The Uprising by Swing-21 reviews
There is a revolution brewing in the Irken Empire. Zim, Dib, and their rocky relationship get entangled into it all. An epic tale of war, treason, lies, and blood on the Massive's walls. ZADR, sequel to the human Kribliss. NOW DONE.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,489 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Better Than This by Ravyntree reviews
Dib and Zim, grown up from their childish skool days, find themselves intertwined in an impossibly complicated and abusive situation.. But whom will be the victim and whom the aggressor in the end?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Dib, Zim
Helpless by Golden Snowflake reviews
An entire life has been devoted to thwarting him … so strange to think that with merely a tangling of tongues it has crumpled at his feet. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Sleep by Golden Snowflake reviews
"Who? What-! Oh." The alarm in Dib's eyes disappeared when his stare met that of his arch-nemesis. "So that WASN'T all just an uncomfortably pleasant dream." ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Possession by Golden Snowflake reviews
He wanted to consume him, to possess him. To destroy him. And now he could. ZADR lemon.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
All I Want For Xmas by cupidity11 reviews
What do you get when you add a young boy's wish for an alien, a kissing crystal, and strange Christmas themed vanishings? A really, odd ZaDr holiday special that is out of this world.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
I think I'm in love with Zim? by Feeling-Grand reviews
Dib realizes that he's in love with his only friend Zim. He is too overjoyed when Zim loves him back. But fate plays a cruel trick when Zim gets pregnant... and then some. Happiness, joy, anguish and pain... will they be together in the end? ZADR\FINISHED.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,436 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Last Piece by Ravyntree reviews
The last piece of what? Friendship? Love? Something less than what they were before?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Animal by Ravyntree reviews
So what if you can see the darkest side of me..? Help me believe, it's not the real me...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Zim, Dib
Let Me Help You by Sideos reviews
A What If story. What if Dib had lived his childhood without Zim ever showing up? What if Zim arrived 20 years late? Can a now older Dib help a young, lonely green skinned child? Or will his childhood dreams change his mind...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Zim, Dib
As of Yet Untitled by doomofraven reviews
In this universe, Zim is tall. Zim is an invader and Zim is in the Milky Way galaxy researching the planets for Tallest Miyuki. For some reason, he crashes on Earth and meets kid Dib. And all of a sudden, the confident invader is questioning himself. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,013 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Zim, Dib
Till it Hurts by Heidi Patacki reviews
Kick and Gunther are fifteen now, old enough to get in real trouble for some of their stunts, and old enough for other things, too. Kick/Gunther, slash
Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,048 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Kick, Gunther M.
Away From The Sun by Ravyntree reviews
Walk away from the sun, come slowly undone. I can see in your eyes I've already won.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Burnt by Ravyntree reviews
Held captive by the SE organization, with no hope for escape. What would you do if the one you hated most were in charge of your fate..?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Zim, Dib
Copper Colored Horizon by D.D.Darkwriter reviews
Dib's reflections on his life while in the clutches of Zim. Dark, not too dark. I tried for sad. I do not want to ruin anything, but if you don't like morbid things or unhappy endings, do not read please. No pairings.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Short and Sweet by draconicBastard reviews
Who is really using who in this 'relationship'...? Dib and Zim. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
When the Ashes Fall by Lady Zahara reviews
On our field trip, Dib vanished along with everyone else. I'm stuck in some old mining town, with a busted PAK, on a mission to find Dib so I can finally go home. Normally I'd rant that humans are disgusting, but after what I've seen, I miss humans.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,831 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Two Can Keep a Secret by notreadybutwaiting reviews
If one of them is dead. Rated M for a little violence and language. Character death.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Exabitionists by cupidity11 reviews
The tallests take a few weeks out of every year to call around to each invader and have hot, exhibitionist, Irken sex for each and every one. And no, they don't care if this is a bad time for you. For an IZ Kink Meme on Live Journal.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Red, Purple - Complete
Frequently Asked Questions by Katsumi Amaya reviews
When Dib gets in trouble in Skool for not paying attention, and Zim for having bad grades, Ms. Bitters forces Dib to be Zim's tutor. Now Dib has to answer ANY question Zim has, about ANYTHING! Let the fun begin! Eventual ZaDr.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,000 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Dib, Zim
Spider, Spider by unicorn guts reviews
Dib has issues. Nightmare!Zim/Dib :made an error before, it should be fixed now:
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Game Has Changed by XSweetOrchidX reviews
5 Years Have past and this whole Cat and Mouse thing is getting old.Dib's Intentions has changed and Zim wants to know what they are Zim is After Dib for a different reason now.They can feel something else added to the mix but what is it?Zim/DibYAOI!ZaDr
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,700 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Zim, Dib
Pyrexia by gedatsu-kitteh reviews
Gaze into the abyss too long and the abyss gazes back into you. perhaps zadr.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Dib, Zim
What is Love? by cupidity11 reviews
This would, without a doubt, shove them both kicking and screaming out of the closet, and reveal more about their relationship than Dib was willing to share with anyone let alone an entire class. ZaDr -One Shot-
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Again, From The Top by Sorida reviews
The Tallests tell Zim about his "top secret mission." What they find is truly unexpected. Based off of something Steve Ressel said back in 2003.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Red, Zim - Complete
My Only The Only One by QoD-Dev reviews
Re-write to my somehow popular story 'My Only'. Earth belongs to the Empire, and Zim is given less than a heroes treatment. Blaming Dib, he allows himself to be captured by the human resistance. ZaDR/m-pregishness/obvious gayness. Don't like, don't read.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,873 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Zim, Dib
Days of Songs by 1337kitsune reviews
Music can sometimes explain things better than words ever can. Each and every day is a new song and each and every song is a story waiting to be told. The only thing you have to do is close your eyes and listen to the notes being told.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Dib, Zim
Silent Violin by Courtroom Jester reviews
As Dib and Gaz both struggle to complete high school, they find that they have many more issues to deal with than just that, most revolving around two little Irkens. To think, it all started at a school concert. ZaGf, ZaDr and GaTr
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,126 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Dib, Zim
ZaDR The Park by SpyroForLife reviews
Zim and Dib want to have a nice walk in the park. Unfortunately, geese and teen gangsters seem to be out to get them. ZaDR One-shot
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Invader by Ravyntree
A short P0V poem.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Obsessed by cupidity11 reviews
100 Theme IZ Challenge for DA! :3 Mostly ZaDr, some RaPr, DaLNr, Tagr ect ect.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Zim, Dib
The Flitting by Sideos reviews
ONESHOT. Zim is put into an asylum with Dib as company. He has no idea why he's there, although perhaps one can see why if they look hard enough. Sometimes one has to read between the lines and notice the little things to get the full picture. NO ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Hunger by Invader Nav reviews
Something terrifying has happened to Zim. And now he has cravings- powerful cravings. Cravings to drink blood. He's been turned into a neophyte and he and Dib have until next full moon to find a cure. They're being watched. And the Hunger is hard to fight
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Zim, Dib
Just Like You by Ravyntree reviews
A short Poem, loosely based off Dib and Zim's thoughts.. And maybe a song or two.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Losing Reality: A Collab Fanfic by Pure Aura-Chan reviews
What happens when you're part of the largest war in history? What happens when...cartoons come to life? Earth's fate is in the hands of 10 teens, but...will that be enough? A Crossover of EPIC proportions - Over 60 cartoons/animes & real life combined!
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,671 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010
Morning's Light by Ravyntree reviews
Dib spends an unintentional night with Zim after a failed attempt to capture him. Make what you want of it.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Dear Dad by KeepMiAlive reviews
Dib explains why he committed suicide to his father. Hard to explain it without giving it away Oneshot. A little drabble that came to me before bed that wouldn't leave me alone.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Hypnotize by Estra reviews
ZADR: Dib had created the perfect machine, and he'll be damned if it doesn't work.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
For Your Laughter by Greyy-Eyess reviews
Zim notices that Dib seems sadder than usual, so when everyone leaves, he decides to cheer the human up. ZADF or ZADR...I don't care how you interpret this. One-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Let Go by BloddyRose13 reviews
Dib is dead and gone. But Zim just couldn't let go. Now he has to. Character death, suicide, angst, some ZADR, surprise inside.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Alien Filth by Tallest Red reviews
"I highly doubt that. Your people don't care about you. They never did, and you know it deep down in your heart. You're an outcast, just as I was." one-shot
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Watermelon Jelly by unicorn guts reviews
Impure as it is sweet and innocent. Stuff for Valentine's Day in increments of five. ZimxDib; ZADR. For Jackie.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Zim, Dib
Mating season' by smokescreens reviews
Six years on, Zim has grown considerably taller. Irkan mating season every 30 Earth years rolls around and the all-mighty Tallest are impressed enough to send Zim a mate. And one particular human isn't too happy about it....
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,883 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Zim, Dib
Lovely Bloodflow by unicorn guts reviews
Zim is awful even when he doesn't mean to be. ZADR; ZimxDib.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Deceptive Desires by Lost Shining Ghosts reviews
Zim controls all of your movements. Zim is all you should think about. Zim owns you, Dib, he thought with possession. And you should know this by now. Rated M, Yaoi, Explicit content in further chapters. :P Don't like, then don't effing read! - -
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,703 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Iz Moth by Dlbn reviews
Zim is an Irken Prince on the run from his home planet. Dib is a popular teenage human male. They form relationships inside "The Mask" and in Skool. Can they hold it all together? Or will their double lives coming crashing down? Full summary inside
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,949 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Zim, Dib, Gaz, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Pressing on Bruises by unicorn guts reviews
"Don't be stupid, Dib, you've always been mine." ZimxDib, DwickyxDib; ZADR, DADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Blessed by draconicBastard reviews
Sequel to Unfortunate. Zim and Dib are so blessed to be together, but will they be able to remain that way? A war begins with Gaz, the Meekrob, and Irk, Zim and Dib somehow get caught up in it. :o Enjoy. Part two in a trilogy now :3
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,604 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Torture Session by heartofstone15 reviews
Just thought I'd jump on the bandwagon and add my mark to all the Invader Zim questionairs. Ask away. I own nothing of the Zim world, though it should be obvious by now.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,478 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010
Don't Drink Poison by unicorn guts reviews
Zim and Dib meet in another time and place. ZimxDib; ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Good Enough by Inventor of ZADRF reviews
DISCONTINUED. It's back to a one-shot. Sorry guys. Dib has a sudden change in his day. One that involves climbing to the top of the highest building in the city. For what reason? You'll have to read to find out. ZADF
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Tymps by unicorn guts reviews
Zim has something to prove. ZimxDib; ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
I Would Call You Sick by unicorn guts reviews
Tak makes Zim dirty. TakxZim; ZATR.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Dangerous Games by morgana starfire reviews
ZADR, PWP! Things get out of control when Zim finds Dib hiding in his lab. Very mature content and language.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Dib, Zim
We're All Doomed by Sparadoof reviews
ZADR. Fairy-tale land thing. Why did Zim have to drag him into this 'experimental' mess? Will they even ever be able to finish it?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Dib, Zim
Innocent and Devious by girlovesmoosey reviews
Hi. I'm Candy. Candy Rodriguez. but keep it down. i escaped from prison after i was framed for shoplifting. Now I have to disguise as a boy named Justin! and i'm going to a new skool. What could go wrong?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 22,693 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Dib, Zim
Secret Rune by Lady Zahara reviews
While rummaging around the attic Dib finds a most intriguing book that was written by someone who had the strangest encounters with a group of students in the paranormal club. Who could have wrote this book, and why was it in his attic.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,058 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Love Attack by narratekate reviews
One boy coming onto another has unexpected consequences, especially when one of those boys is an alien. ZADR, M-preg. pp
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Dib, Zim
Rage Against the Moons by Malaria Vincent reviews
Zim cringed as the boy twisted away and wretched. He could see the human’s teeth were already changing too, forming the four long distinctive fangs. The skin around his mouth was already starting to rot. He was, in effect, dying from the outside in.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,947 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Zim, Dib
The ShortLived Life of Dib Membrane by Sparadoof reviews
Dib's life from start until finish. ZaDR comes later on just a heads up. First Ficcy, I hope that it isn't too bad.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Dib, Zim
Everybody Goes To Jail by Red Witch reviews
What happens when the gang ends up in jail? MADNESS!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Cold by Sin Suerte reviews
When everything started to go so wrong? In this 15 years, things changed too much, Dib is in a mental hospital, but where is Zim?. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Dib, Zim
New feelings: A ZADRness by MotokoIsMe112 reviews
Zim and Dib figure out they are more than just enemies after a little incident...but now they have to keep their secret. What will happen when Gaz finds out? Let alone their dad!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,506 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Dib, Zim
Bleeders by Purple-Spider reviews
"Zim, listen to me! There's something attacking the city. I'm not sure what it is but its killing people and somehow mind-controlling others. It killed my dad and hypnotized my sister!" I shouted, hoping he would listen. HALLOWEEN HORROR FIC
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
So I Choke On Sun by wormbuffet reviews
Dib finally gets what he wants. Zim's POV, suggested slash.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Happiness Never Lasts Long by Sorida reviews
A "Zim learns the truth" fic with a slight twist...kind of. After learning the truth, Zim decides that there's nothing left for him. Little does he know that his seemingly idiotic servant and his enemy do care. First in the Lasting Impressions Trilogy.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,957 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
It's Not Your Fault Zim POV by Sorida reviews
Zim's POV of when Dib comes to the base in an attempt to expose Zim. Neither of them expected GIR to be there with them. Another story with GIR's POV.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Zim, Gir - Complete
My Lines Are Down by unicorn guts reviews
Dib sees something he shouldn't. Robot!DibxZim; ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Something sweet ZADR oneshot on crack by Amethyst King reviews
never make assumptions...especially when it comes to something extra special and sweet.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
I Say Nothing A Lot by unicorn guts reviews
In which Dib is loud, and everything gets awkward. ZimxDib; ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Resistance by dezagirl reviews
The Resisty isn't so pitiful anymore. With a fleet of Irken ships at their disposal, an intelligent Earthling and a rather egotistical but crafty Irken, could they possibly take down the Irken Empire? A/U? Alternate Timeline? You decide.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Zim, Dib
Last kiss by morgana starfire reviews
When you feel like your alone in the world and no one cares, what would you do? What if it was the worst mistake of your life? Warning: suicide, disturbing images with blood and gore content. Not for the squeamish. ZaDr..?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Dib, Zim
new threat by morgana starfire reviews
With Zim's quest for Earth on hold, he and Dib will face a new threat, one that could destroy their relationship and shatter the Earth and the Irken Empire as well. ZaDr, warning: extreme Lemonyness
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Dib, Zim
Staring by SheSheMimi reviews
He was determined to make him look more than anything at him. The problem is, he doesn't know why he's staring at him in the first place. ZADR. Rated T for something near the end of this.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Fatal Mistake by May Sparrow reviews
Poem Fic. Someone's been beaten. As the other weilds the knife, the first questions his own thinking. Implied death.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
My Pet Human by narratekate reviews
Zim captures Dib and keeps him as a pet :D ZADR-Y GOODNESS!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Zim, Dib
Alien by Golden Snowflake reviews
Fifty sentences of the bizarre mayhem that is Zim's life. Warning: ZADR and utter randomness ahoy!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Smallest Things by Tapix reviews
"There is a reason. There's always a reason." "ZIM DOES NOT WANT YOUR PITY!" "I must tell you why... why I do these things." Dib finally learned the answers to his questions. Why Zim talks in third person, why he always yells. Rated K.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Zim, Dib
Trick or Treat by heartofstone15 reviews
If you live in the Zim universe, you should turn off your porchlight during Halloween. I own nothing and there's nothing you can do about it. Oneshot of doom.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Different Perspectives by newcomer77 reviews
When Dib's world and body shatters, Zim is there to take advantage of it, and imprisons the boy. But when Zim looks closer, he realizes the two aren't that much different. Hate turns to friendship, and friendship grows into something that everyone wants.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,769 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Dib, Zim
School trip of Changes by Nezumi-chu reviews
A school trip. Everybody s dream and luck. Just for Zim and Dib it doesn t seem to be lucky. ZADR, first IZ-fic, Flamers are gonna get eaten by a cookie.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,938 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Zim, Dib
Remeber Who You Are by Madam Komodo reviews
Zim, Dib, and all their classmates get captured by aliens. Dib not being able to save his fellow humans begins to give up, but fortunately he finds encouragement in an unlikely source. Songfic, R&R.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Failing by MissDomaYuset reviews
"You kind of fail at being evil Zim," Dib says in a low voice. "So... Why not try being good?" character death?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Zim, Dib
Bird Flu by unicorn guts reviews
Dib drank too much cough syrup. DibxZim; ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Imprint After by unicorn guts reviews
Zim. Dib. Blood. Two parts. ZimxDib; ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Sun In My Mouth by unicorn guts reviews
Zim is in denial and Dib likes to pull the string. Rated M for a reason. DibxZim; ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
TOO MUCH SODA by BarrelRacer13 reviews
zim has too much soda, and things get crazy...most people most likely wont like it, but i was hyper when i made this, so yeah. please R&R
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Let Humanity Survive by Penonymous reviews
A poem I wrote from Dib's point of view. Sorry, I'm not good at summaries. one-shot
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Clueless by The American Ranger reviews
Zim watches a television show, which leads him to believe he must be dating someone to be human. Very, very suckish summary! A bit of ZADR, so if you don't like the pairing, don't read!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Zim, Dib
Death of the Dib by JoeMerl reviews
Zim has finally done it-destroyed his arch-nemesis, erased him years before he was even a threat. But then who's that new kid sitting at the Dib-monkey's desk? "Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy" alternate timeline. Slight KAGR. Almost certainly discontinued.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,078 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Zim, Dib, OC
It's Just Survival by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Zim and Dib are transported back to the Donner Party Expedition. With Zim taunting Dib's human frailty every step of the way, there's only so much Dib can take before things start to get... tasty. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Evil Insane Mind of Doctor Falkie by Red Witch reviews
Someone finally believes Dib, but is Dib's new ally really his enemy? Will Dib be making a huge mistake trusting him? What do you think?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
I Hate You, Just Wanna Get That Out There by Distopian Heart reviews
Hey! This is my second story, and the only one I've done that isn't in first person. Rated M for later chapters, don't hate me! Okay, actual summary: Dib is hopelessly in love with a certain green alien. What lengths will he go for love?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Zim, Dib
Love Bug by philippinesea reviews
Zim wonders the purpose of the Love Bug. Short Drabble
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Green Eyes by unicorn guts reviews
Zim loses it. ZimxDib. ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Zim Feeds On Noodles by Red Witch reviews
Madness occurs when Zim's latest plan backfires and he's turned into a Noodle Vampire.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Pillow Talk by Emo Fox reviews
It's impossible to know where the road will lead us. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Spin The Bottle by pleasingXapparel reviews
Zim, drunk. Tak, exaspereated. Gir, cute. Dib, just plain dumb. one bottle. what could possibly go wrong?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Zim, Dib
Firsts by Word-Spitting-Dragon reviews
A collection of oneshots following Dib and Zim through all their firsts. Starts as T but will go up to M ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Dib, Zim
The Heartbreak of Carpet Tongue by Red Witch reviews
When Zim tries to get information on Earth at an 'Adult Information Center' like he sees on television he learns a very different lesson than he intended. Namely, Irkens and alchohol don't mix.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Fight Me by hitagashi reviews
You have to get up... You have to keep getting up... If you don't... No one will be able to stop this person. Anal, AU/AR, COMPLETE, M/M, Oneshot, Rom, Violence, WAFF, Xeno
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Xenophile by Wastelocked-Stories reviews
ZADR, dub con gay slash, WARNING: mpreg Nerd. Freak. Four eyes. Loser. Xenophile…
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Captive by Emo Fox reviews
Dib captures Zim. The autopsy doesn't entirely go as planned. ZADR/PWP
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Love Thy Enemy by XPeaceful-RainX reviews
Contains: Yaoi, death, mpreg, and a few bad words. Dib finds that he's chosen to carry on the Irken race. Summary sucks. XD
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Zim, Dib
Consumed: Always by HettyBobcat reviews
ZADR* Obsession can seem innocent enough, at first. Usually, the obsessor can't even see it. But time and intensity can turn even the most bitter fixation into an all-consuming passion.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,071 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Promises by Emo Fox reviews
Once we get to Irk everything will be fine. I promise. ZaDr Ficlet/Angst/Character Death
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Fall to Ruin by It's The Krys reviews
This morning, I began with my usual schedule planned. Now, I find myself running for my life and relying on my greatest enemy for support as the last shreds of humanity fall around me. My only hope now is that we can trust each other enough to survive.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,195 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Zim, Dib
Dark Harvest by Swing-21 reviews
‘So, you say that Zim is out there, stealing organs left and right and leaving empty torsos in parking lots and no one was ever able to stop him?’ Halloween fic.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
iZimmy by InvaderJes11 reviews
Zim and Dib go to Seattle and meet the iCarly crew! Not finished, so I can't be sure, but possibly som Sam/Zim, or Carly/Dib. In response to the KeyLimePie14's Invader Zim/iCarly crossover challenge.
Crossover - Invader Zim & iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Zim, Carly S.
You're crazy by Diadelosloco reviews
ZADR My first story ever... Give it a try -Zim is acting strange lately and Dib wants to know why.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Licorice by Katt Ucia reviews
CONTAINS ZADR. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Zim sneaks into Dib's room for a midnight snack. Get your brain out of the gutter.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
In Short Supply by ckret2 reviews
When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 155,731 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Zim, Purple
Experimental Experiment by MsSmuttly reviews
Zim has a few biological questions and so he conducts an experiment on Dib to find the answers. M/M anal noncon Oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by WeMayBeDangerous reviews
After ages of of faithful crushing, Gretchen stumbles upon Dib and a most unexpected person in the Band Room. Remember that one time at the Band Room? She will. For the rest of her life. Contains Lemon and ZADR. R&R
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Christmas Tradition by Kira Kei Jinx reviews
ZaDr. Oneshot. If you don't like, don't read. Dib is so excited to be spending Christmas with his boyfriend, only to find out that Zim doesn't have any intention of that happening. That is, of course, until Dib decides to start a new Christmas tradition.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
How the Zim Stole Xmas by tere moto the sentry reviews
I know this sort of thing has been done before, but I had my own twist to put on it. Parody of Dr. Suess's "How the Grinch Stole Christmas".
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Zim - Complete
Worship by MissDomaYuset reviews
Halloween is the Devils day out. But when a spat between Dib and his classmates gets out of hand...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Together by Jiia-chan reviews
Slash When he first heard the crackled static of the order through his makeshift satellite dish, he was so happy. So happy it hurt. Finally, finally, everyone would see. Zim and Dib realize they aren't so different after all.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Not So Hidden Secrets by Darkness13000 reviews
A cartoon crossover. Danny is kidnapped, brainwashed, and placed in a community where everyone is hiding a secret. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,601 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Zim, Danny F. - Complete
Tolerance by MissDomaYuset reviews
When Zim learns the truth of his mission, he only learns more lies. Nothing is what it seems, and there is no one you can trust. ZADF character deaths R&R FINISHED
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 51,974 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Reunion by QoD-Dev reviews
Zim returns to Earth after five years only to find that obtaining the two things he wants most may not be as easy as his new found clarity makes it seem, because things change, and sometimes humanity gets in the way. ZaDR, other warnings inside.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,767 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Squee's Fantastical Field Trip of DOOM by WTFWonder reviews
Squee’s class is taking an educational field trip to the zoo, but they’re short one chaperone. Guess who volunteers? JTHM.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,996 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Squee, Johnny C.
Tempus Fugit: Time is Fudge by Swing-21 reviews
Time flies... Life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans. Zim learns this the hard way.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Psychosomatic by Kloudy Reignfall reviews
Alien babies in his stomach won't keep Dib from living a normal life, no. But the idea of it might just eat away at his quicklydiminishing sanity. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Doom that Binds Us by The Smallest Invader reviews
ZADR Human illness is what made this happen. This is what has brought us together. This is what will tear us apart. Earth will die over, and the Irken Empire will be dealt with. Rated M for later chapters to be on the safe side.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,043 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Dib, Zim
Ice Cream Treat by MissDomaYuset reviews
It is a hot summer day, and Zim wont let Dib enjoy his ice cream. Can Dib finish his treat without going insane? What does Zim hate ice cream anyway?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Inanimate by Lael Adair reviews
Zim tensed. This was his favorite part. This was where he was the closest, where he actually thought he could feel it. Was this it? The magic of creation? Of animation? Of sentience and consciousness? It had to be. This time...it had to be... -oneshot-
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
I'll Show You Mine if You Show Me Yours by lock shock and barrel reviews
[Slight ZADR] Dib seeks refuge from the rain...in a most unexpected place. Secrets are revealed, chaos most likely ensues. [the title is totally platonic and metaphorical. I win.]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Dib, Zim
Revenge by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
He was, is, and will always be my perfect enemy. He is the one who caused me to see my flaws. I am the one who marked him with my claws...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Vasquez Effect by Sideos reviews
Oneshot. Timmy Turner and Jimmy Neutron find the IZ dimension...but something has gone wrong. Something terrible has happpend in this world, but how did this happen? The cause is just as shocking as the result...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,618 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Dib - Complete
Cuts and Bruises by Mistress Lust and Blood reviews
Beating the tar out of each other is just another form of foreplay... Non Con, ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Dib, Zim - Complete
In the Grey by flying metal child reviews
COMPLETE! A strange, one sided relationship begins to form between Dib and Zim. How will Zim handle Dib's advances when he can't feel the same physically? Zim's answer is a compromise. Each will get what he wants, one way or another...ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,400 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Evils by Lael Adair reviews
An Invader Zim drabble, exactly 100 words.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Dib - Complete
Believe by Maiden of the Moon reviews
You told me to believe in myself, mom... in whatever I thought was true, no matter what anyone else said. ...And I chose to believe in Zim. [ZADR, for thedarklordkeisha]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Status Quo by Lael Adair reviews
Knowledge is power. Ignorance is bliss. -oneshot-
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Dib - Complete
Futile by Lael Adair reviews
An Invader Zim drabble, exactly 100 words.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Bitter End by Lael Adair reviews
I turned him over to the scientists once I defeated him. I suppose I was just too nostalgic to do anything else. It was, after all, a promise that had existed between us since the very beginning. -oneshot-
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Exactly What You Wanted by Jiko Teima reviews
Somehow, even though so much has changed, it feels like we're always back exactly where we started. [FINISHED] [Epilouge is up] [AU, slight ZADR]
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,873 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2004 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Complete
Hello by Katani-chan reviews
The end of one thing always leads to the beginning of another. ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,089 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2003 - Published: 8/6/2003
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Twisted reviews
A collection of very short prompt-based stories.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Dib, Zim
Unearthed reviews
Why so surprised? You were meant for here, for each other.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Dib, Zim
Found reviews
Zim was lost, has he been found? -rewrite-
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Dib, Zim
Flip a Coin reviews
There can be only one.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Zim - Complete
Passed reviews
You'd get a bit crazy, too.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
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