ForgetTheWalls97
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Joined 10-14-10, id: 2576505, Profile Updated: 08-05-14
Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Hunger Games.

Hi i'm ForgetTheWalls97 and my favorite fanfic pieces are ones from the show Criminal Minds, Kid Icarus, Twilight, The Percy Jackson series, Maximum Ride, Supernatural, Doctor Who and Harry Potter not at all in that order.


For 'The prisoners' escape': I just got over my hiatus and am writing again. I couldn't continue it immediately for personal reasons but i'm better now. Ch9 will be up by the end of July.

*Note: The rest of my profile is funny bullshit that i added for my own amusement. Feel Free to skip down to my stories. I only have two. They shouldn't be too hard to find.*

Really Dumb Store labels:

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
On a sunflower seed packet: "This is not a peanut product." (I always thought peanuts came from sunflowers until now,of course.)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother

1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me: IRONY

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me: CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me: WEATHER

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me: HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me: Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

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When people don't laugh at my jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like me." type of thing.

I think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix. I mean Hell, there's more then Enough for everyone!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

There's only 5 paragraphs, so I'll put the last one:

"Suddenly, while they were kissing, Helen had screamed. The scream had brought them both upright in an instant. There had not been time to see much before it happened. The bicycle had been there in front of them, caught in the glare if the headlights. They had seen the child from the back. He had been wearing a striped shirt. Then there was the thud and the crunch and then they were past."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

The computer screen

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The weather channel for reports on hurricane Irene.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

6:02

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

7:26! crap, i really did think it was 6:02, i'm not kidding!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Whisper by Evanescence

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

About an hour ago. I was walking my dog.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The chapter of my story i was writing.

9. What are you wearing?

My purple camp T-shirt and black shorts.

10. Did you dream last night?

I can't remember.

11. When did you last laugh?

2:30. I was in school and my friends and i were joking around. Usually i laugh more than that, but everyone's really worried about a hurricane that's gonna hit us.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Photos of my family. Drawings and art projects from my sister.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Not lately, but when i was in sixth grade, i was waiting for the bus to come, and i squirrel falls from a tree and does a fll-on belly-flop on the road. I don't know what happened to it, it just ran off. But i will never forget the splat sound it made...

14. What do you think of this quiz?

I don't even know why i'm doing this, it's not really fun...

15. What is the last film you saw?

Fright Night

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A shopping cart. video games. new systems. an ipad. iphone. tpod touch. Every bookstore in the world.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I'm taking french this year!

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Violence. I'd stop violence. And i'd end discrimination. Yes, i realize these are both impossible. But, a girl can dream...

19. Do you like to dance?

No. Next question.

20. George Bush:

No. Next question.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Zoe

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Austin

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I'm really not sure...

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Percy

2. Travis

3. Grover

4. Annabeth

5. Chiron

6. Connor

7. Thalia

8. Poseidon

9. Nico

10. Luke

11. Clarisse

12. Hades

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Clarisse and Connor. No and Not really, but i guess it could be worse...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I do think Annabeth is really pretty.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Hades and Poseidon. No, just... no. That's not... no.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Nico? Of course i have, who hasn't?

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

They're twin brothers! no! unless you're into that thing...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Chiron/Nico or Chiron/luke? both are illegal, and impossible... Chiron/luke

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

If thalia walked in on travis and hades making out... she would...puke. And kill travis.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Luke is all alone in the world. He's 14 and ran away from home and hates his father. But, when he meets a saytr named Grover, and finds out about camp half-blood, can Grover change Luke forever?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Not romantic fluff. But theres tons of father/son fluff for Percy and Poseidon.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort

(Thalia and hades) Forgiving but Never Forgetting.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

No.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yes.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Travis/Annabeth/Chiron. Er.. I don't think anyone would write that

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Poseidon... rain on the roof by lovin' spoonful

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

You may experience major sickness and suicidal thoughts while reading this story... (Percy/connor/hades)

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

none are centered around chiron. Well none that i've read.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).

Percy and Thalia are in a happy relationship until nico runs off with thalia. Percy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Clarisse and a brief unhappy affair with connor, then follows the wise advice of chiron and finds true love with chiron. It started pretty normal until clarisse came in.

What title would you give this fic?

Following Advice

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement?

Thalia and Poseidon? Highly amused.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would murder my sister and keep Chiron for myself... Becca, do you ever read my profile??

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

No. Next question. (Poseidon and Clarisse)

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Really sad, but i'd feel sad if anyone dissed me.Especially if Travis really meant it because he is usually so nice...

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Leave the room. Never speak of it. Nico/grover...

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

Hades?... Doesn't surprise me...

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom andyou find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

It depends, is luke evil or not at that point? if not i'd scream and hug him and cry and tell him he's brave...

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

I'd be confused as hell... this is percy we're talking about... Well, actually, to be honest, i've read some pretty depressing fics about percy but if it was Canon!percy i'd want to help him.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I'd be happy if Annabeth gave me a daisy

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

"CONNOR! Give me my brush! what would you use it for anyways? wait, don't tell me, i really don't wanna know."

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Nico annabeth and thalia are drunk, which is just as unlikely...

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Travis and clarisse? That'd be so funny

30. All of the characters you chose are coming over to your place to sleep over for about a month. List 2 things you would do with each character. If you don't want to, you don't have to answer this question, as you would have 24 responses

I don't want to, but that'd the best sleepover ever!!!!

Things that get on my last nerve.

1). People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2). People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. (actually i know someone who does this. I wouldn't mind if she didn't make me help her find it.)

3). When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4). When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking for it after you've found it?

5). When people say, while watching a film, 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid 7 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6). People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?

7). When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, it couldn't be new.

8). When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9). When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. Yes. Obviously, the bus came, but i decided to decline riding it because it seemed more fun TO STAND AT A BUS STOP.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap that jerk who made you frown.

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

I see your face when I am dreaming

That's why I always wake up screaming

My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "go to hell"


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

!FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Directions:

1) Put your music player on shuffle

2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3)YOU MUST RIGHT THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

Absolutely (story of a girl) by Nine days

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Pray for You by jaron and the long road to love

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

Show me what i'm looking for by Carolina Liar (No lie, this really is the song that came up)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Stop and Stare by onerepublic

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Smile (Glee cast version)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Jfeels like tonight by daughtry

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

If everyone cared by Nickelback

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Sober by P!nk

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Decode by paramore

WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY?

Far away by nickelback

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Hungover by Ke$ha

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

behind these hazel eyes by kelly clarkson

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Down by Jay Sean

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

All these lives by daughtry (this is getting freaky...)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Just the way you are by bruno mars

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

skyscraper by demi lovatp

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

All the right moves by onerepublic

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Nobody's listening by linkin park

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Scared by three days grace (... this makes me uncomfortable.)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Airplanes by B.o.B

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Dream on by aerosmith

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Everybody loves me by onerepublic

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?

On the way down by ryan cabrera

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

the great escape by boys like girls

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Apologize by onerepublic

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

The rose by bette midler

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

defying gravity (glee version)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

love story by Taylor Swift


now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in torhe rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

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You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

10 Signs You are a Dean Girl

1. Quarters turn you on

2. You always get the extra cookie

3. Gym shorts make you smile funny

4. You call anyone you know named Sam Sammy

5. You laugh when a Sammy Girl gawkes at the screen during 'Heart'

6. You get very offended when someone tells you to go to Hell

7. You know more about '80s hairbands now than you did in 2005

8. When you see a Prius, you try not to cry

9. Any reference to cassette tapes, Doublemint Twins, cats in lockers, the fabric softener teddy bear, purple nurples, busty asian beauties, Matlock, The Shining, Silence of the Lambs, Oktoberfest, Angel Food cake, flashlight manning, being so awesome, Cialis, sorority girls, pig in a poke, strip-o-gram, necrophelia, Batman, Gumby and/or Pokey, Ken Doll, Blue Steel, Silent Night, Teddy Bears, Mr. Rogers, the Cheif, handsome devils, REO Speedwagon, Eye of the Tiger, Bon Jovi, Die Hard, Do overs, scissors, Yorkies, Asia ("Heat of the Moment"), Chuckles, the full cowgirl, Fudge, slow dancing aliens, Manburger Helper, dog for dinner, minature philly cheese steak sandwhiches, PAs, being adorable, Demi Moore, Swayze'd, Obi Wan Kanobi, frisky women, clowns and/or midgets, Astronauts, howler monkeys, airplanes, Smith and Wesson, right?!, asshats, Paris Hilton, womens underwear, virgins, brothels, creaky old guys, Dr. Sexy, sitcoms, Japaneses Game shows, CSI, bigger mouths, Knight Rider, boredom, hot nurses, ham or cowboy boots make you laugh and no one else around you knows why.

10. Whenever you see a semi you flinch

If 5 or more of these things apply to you send me a PM and tell me which ones! I wanna hear from my fellow Dean girls (even the closet case ones that won't admit it ; ) )

10 Signs Ur a Castiel Girl

1. The phrase "Touched by an Angel" Has a whole new meaning for you.

2. Trench coats make u giggle

3. You want to smack Dean in the back of the head in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me"

4. You want to hug Castiel in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me"

5. U laugh when u see alcohol

6. When you see Biblical pictures of angels you shake your head and think "That's not what they look like"

7. Angel Food Cake makes you smile

8. U want to punch Gabriel for picking on his little brother

9. References to narcotics, orgys, virgins, "that's how i roll", voices in cell phones, flatbread, not ordering from the menu, whoopie cushions, new FBI agents, pretty angel boys, action figures,and brothels, Glenn Close, "I am very surprised" and "not incontinent" freakin funny and the ppl around u dont get it.

10. You find the phrase "I'm the one that gripped you tight and saved you from perdition" slightly hot.

THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM SUPERNATURAL:

1. Witches are whores.
2. Angels are dicks.
3. Do Not stand, lean, or kneal over the black water.
4. The apple pie was worth it.
5. Salt and burn it, just to be sure.
6. Demon blood=Bad News
7. There is no way out of a crossroads deal.
8. 67, Impala's best year.
9. It always comes back to bite you in the ass.
10. The rabbit always gets screwed in the deal.
11. Never trust a demon (Especially if she wants world peace).
12. Latin is not a dead language.
13. He always gos with the scissors, pick rock.
14. Splash a little holy water on 'em, just to be sure.
15. Demons can't bring people back unless a deal is made.
16. 2 beers and he's doin' karaoke.
17. You can't save everyone.
18. Wendigos are freaky bastards.
19. A simple salt and burn is not a simple salt and burn.
20. When Sam says keep driving, keep driving.
21. Castiel doesn't get that refrence.
22. Crowley is a shameless bastard.
23. If a place looks haunted, don't go in.
24. Your prophets were never named Chuck.
25. You can't shoot her in public.
26. Sometimes quoting movies isn't the best policy( i.e. 'What's in the box?!')
27. You can't kill Death, but you can eat pizza with him.
28. Drinking never solves anything, but it does make them interesting.
29. It's best to memorize the exorcism.
30. If you see a ghost ship, you're doomed.
31. Puppy dog eyes, does the trick every time.
32. Sometimes it's good to know fairy tails.
33. Dream root is some weird shit man.
34. It's never a good thing when Dean starts thinking.
35. Pestilence is a bitch.
36. If Dean says bring him some pie, bring him some pie.
37. Sulfur means demon, ectoplasm means pissed off spirit.
38. If there's sulfur in the blood, they've got it, kill 'em.
39. If she was a witch in a former life, if she's a demon now, DON'T TRUST HER!
40. When times are tough, make a deal, no tongue though.
41. What's dead should stay dead. (sorry Sam)

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hated the Twilight movie but got it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.

The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf.

Nobody move! I dropped my brain.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. (Damn those flying pens!!)

If you have ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

if you think some people must be on suger highs when they write their stories copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Never ignore a coincidence. Well, unless your busy.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.


Why Parents Drink

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished
to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was
picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up
prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I
wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been
finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all
her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and
the fact that she is 25 years older than I am.

But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter! We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing
it for ourselves and trading it with the other people
that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the
meantime we will pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care
of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to
visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your son Jeff

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house. Just wanted to remind you that there
are worse things in life than a report card. That is
in my center desk drawer.

Call me when it's safe to come home.


If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think the kids should just give the rabbit the friggin' trix, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever had a constant enemy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. (God I must look like an idiot at school)

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in BOOKS or movies.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

"When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.

If "knowledge is power" and "power corrupts" does Knowledge corrupt?

Interesting

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

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If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

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The Different Dimensions of Magic by Doodle Ladle reviews
The corpses of Link and Zelda tumble out of the Mirror of Erised and are happened upon by Dumbledore. Kept alive by the strange Timeshift stone that appeared with them, the two are welcomed into Hogwarts to investigate their deaths. They pose as transfer students, juggling the task of watching over a few students, and discovering the events that led up to their demise. Year 5
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,190 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/6 - [Link, Zelda] Harry P.
The Lost Little One by maxandkiz reviews
Four year old Spencer Reid is taken away from his abusive father and placed in foster care. Just as he starts to settle in his new home, tragedy strikes. What happened and how will the little boy cope? Will he ever find the loving home he deserves?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 86,427 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 8/22/2012 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Protect by Galimatias reviews
Family has always been about protecting one another. And until Jack came around, they'd never really been a family. One shots about trials, tribulations and overall fluff when it comes to our favorite childhood guardians and the family they've now become. (Everything from humor to angst. Suggestions are welcomed!)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,538 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
31 Facts of December by Sick Twisted Mind reviews
For each day of December (starting late), the Guardians will learn something new about the youngest member of their group. No matter what it may be, Toothina, North, Sandy and Bunnymund will discover all there is to know about Jack Frost and his past life. *One-shots *implied Bunny/Jack in some chapters, not a major thing though *Ratings for each will change
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 35,769 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Jack Frost
Childs Play by pupeez4eva reviews
Prussia accidentally turns America and Germany into kids again. Now he has to hide America from England, and distract Germany from his quest to find his long-lost love...a.k.a Italy. HRE!Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,892 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 10/20/2012 - America, Prussia
Rise of the Guardians Oneshots by HuntressBiancadiAngelo reviews
A whole bunch of one-shots for the Rise of the Guardians. Pretty much all will have to do with jack Frost. All genres, ranging from Hurt/Comfort to Family to Humor. No slash. Please R&R. Accepting prompts.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 137,769 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Jack Frost, North, Bunnymund, Tooth
Percy Jackson and the Dissipating Mist by xXI.AM.BEASTXx reviews
A continuation of the PJATO series after PJTLO. The mist is dissapearing and Percy and his friends are the only ones that can help. Mysteriously, Percy starts to gain new powers, he has to learn how to use them while saving the mist and a certain person.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 61,344 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Prongslet by Japanime1 reviews
3-year-old Harry Potter, a rare and powerful Elemental Wizard, is abused by the Dursley’s and is taken to be raised by his Godfather Sirius and Remus. I know this has been done before, but I believe this one to be quite unique.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 143,236 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
When We Were Young by Sharadethia reviews
This is the story of the childhood of the Doctor. It will be a long series of installments starting in the Academy years through the Time War. Currently M for violence and child abuse. Currently on year six.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,004 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 1/1/2012 - The Master, The Rani, The Meddling Monk, War Chief
The Childhood of a Sociopath by wh0lockian reviews
Sherlock wasn't always the sociopath he is now, he just had a push in that direction, leading himself to believe it was true. THIS STORY IS SET IN MODERN DAY. I don't know about the 80s so I've stuck to what I know so it's slightly AU but not really. Kid!lock Teen!lock Uni!lock. Will be undergoing rewrite when finished.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 84 - Words: 182,918 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper, Anderson
Promises to Keep by BookkeeperThe reviews
In which Rhys' date night is interrupted. Again. [Sequel to Miles to Go; follows on Damage Control et al.]
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2014 - 10th Doctor, Gwen C., Rhys W. - Complete
Living a romance by Samarium reviews
Isabella Mary Swan is a very rare creature of the supernatural, living among the humans. But she's about to discover she's not the only one.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 27,962 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adventures of the Guardians by fai-dreams reviews
The world of the Guardians is a big one, and in it there are many stories to be told. Oneshots of all genres about the Guardians' and Jack's life. Pre and post movie, AUs, including characters from the Guardians of Childhood and crossovers.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,174 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Jack Frost
Percy Jackson: Son of Kronos by SonoftheSea12 reviews
Percy Jackson. We all know him, but how would his life change if he was the son of Kronos? *FINALLY BACK. You can expect updates from this Son of the Sea from now on.*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Percy J.
Snowflakes by Julchen M. Liddell reviews
A series of drabbles taking place before, during, and after the movie. So many little stories have yet to be told...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 97 - Words: 81,675 - Reviews: 4752 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 11/23/2012
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7713 - Favs: 8,100 - Follows: 7,671 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
The God of DemiGods by AnCi31 reviews
ok this is being rewritten but im doing it to the story thats already there 1 and 2 are done and chapter 4 is almost finished. Percy is forced to become a god. Oh but not just any god a major god. also an old enemy is rising and he want Percy's head.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010
The Flock and the Cullens by wingedvampire4ever reviews
The Cullens and the Flock meet! What will happen? Will they kill each other or will they join forces? There IS Fax!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,011 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 6/4/2009 - [Max, Fang] Bella
My Long Lost Heaven by BeautyandtheBeast101575 reviews
Edward meets young Bella in 1911. After they fall in love and get married and are expecting, they are separated due to a horrible misunderstanding. What happens when they met again about 90 years later as vampires. But Bella's not alone.Canon,Vampires,OCs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,952 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Run This Way by xBleedingBlackRosex reviews
When Blaine meets the world-famous model Kurt Hummel, his entire world is thrown into chaos. Is it possible to have a lasting relationship with such a camera-magnet celebrity like Kurt? model!Kurt, future!fic, AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,411 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
For The Kids by Miki Mechetta reviews
(High School AU) When four friends are forced to ask the school loner, Jack Frost, to help them with this year's Christmas benefit none of them think he's going to agree, but he does. Things are about to get interesting and they're going to discover that there's more to Jack than meets the eye.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth - Complete
Invisible by Twisted Skys reviews
He's been invisible for so long, it's hard to be seen sometimes. One-shots and mini archs of Jack's life.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 87 - Words: 109,470 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost
Winter Child by Sisaat reviews
A collection of often related drabbles/oneshots and short arcs centering on Jack Frost. You might want to read them in order. Cover by me. (128. "When Fear is Fun") Halloween should have been Pitch's day, but things had turned differently.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 128 - Words: 145,023 - Reviews: 2121 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Jamie, Sophie
The Longer I Run by Cayran reviews
Jack Frost has always been the one to adapt. He's adapted to solitude, constant traveling, and sleeping in trees. Now, thanks to the turning of tables, Jack has to adapt again - to the Guardians, to his new found family. A collection of one-shots centered around Jack Frost's relationship with the big four. (Everything ranging for angst to humor! Suggestions welcomed!)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,360 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund
Magnetized by Ihlamur reviews
After his friends gang up on him one too many times, Gavin leaves Achievement City to make his own directionless way in the world. It is up to Michael to show him the way back, but his teammate might not want to return. Minecraftverse.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013
Skyscraper by EragonArya reviews
After the abuse suffered at McKinley, Kurt transfers to Dalton, fearful of all the students. Will a group project help him realize that not everyone is out to hurt him?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,665 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Not Quite The Worst Holiday by kalina16 reviews
It's Fourth of July fireworks with the FACE family, and Arthur, surprisingly enough, is enjoying himself. Brotherly/Familial love only.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Healing by paluga reviews
AU Reid-Centric fic. When Reid was 5 he was kidnapped by a serial killer. Two years later, the BAU finds him, but he's broken and scared, with no parents capable of taking care of him. One of the members takes him and helps the child on his was to healing
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,189 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 7/19/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
The Warning by SparkleWolf7000 reviews
Jack plays in the woods. Pitch sends a warning. Bunnymund collects the pieces.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,651 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Maximum Ride: the Fight for Family by Chenoa6 reviews
The flock move to Privet Drive. Keeping their secret isn't easy, but theirs isn't the only secret to uncover. Worlds collide when science meets magic, and the flock struggle to stay together, with new enemies in and out of school. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,007 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Max
Don't Be by Yorozuya Gin-Chan reviews
Mavin! Gavin and Michael are in the Nether, and Gavin is scared.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Complete
Spiderwebbed by Sorida reviews
"Jack Frost, you have broken your oath and taken the life of a child. You are hereby banished from the Guardians of Childhood and will live out the remainder of your immortal life in solitude. You will be erased from the memories of children and branded as a traitor for all spirits to see. Have you, Jack Frost, anything to say for yourself?"
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,462 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
In The Silence by Esse reviews
Three hundred years is a terribly long time. (49) "It's not a dream, is it?"
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 136,790 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Jack Frost
And From the Ashes by AnimeGirl 144 reviews
England walks around a rebulding America. What does he find? Sequel to America's Death. Now with a second chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Ice Prince by FeastofDeath reviews
Yes, the guardians have heard of him. With hair as white as snow, skin as pale as the moon, eyes as blue as the sky: he was the legendary 'Ice Prince' put to sleep by Old Man Winter 300 years ago. And now Man in the Moon wants the guardians to simply go and wake him up? Wait… why?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,265 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Jack Frost
The Way Things Are by PersonifyThis reviews
Arthur and Francis are overjoyed when their shy son, Matthew, becomes fast friends with the new boy in his class. However, not everything is as it seems with Matthew's new friend. FACE family. FrUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,234 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - America, Canada, England/Britain, France - Complete
Big City Dreams by Slashfreak2011 reviews
Prince Blaine and the vampire Counsel has moved to NYC to take over the vampire government from a crazed human president. Blaine is rather distracted when he meets a special vampire fertile named Kurt Hummel. Vampire Klaine! Rated M for a reason warnning.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,953 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Cold Wars by avearia reviews
Jack has been around for a long time, and seen plenty of wars. Some are searing, full of blood and violence. Others are cold, quiet rivalries, like the one he wages with Bunnymund. "It's Easter Sunday, 1968, and in his anger, Jack forgets not to make blizzards." – rated for violence, child death.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
300 Years of Being Forgotten (Mostly) by MoonRose91 reviews
Three hundred years is a long time to be mostly forgotten.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,260 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Jack Frost
Twisted Fate by Miss Hana reviews
Two Guilds. New Direction and The Warbler Dalton fight to rule. However, fate brings the lead soloist of Warbler and a young Prince from the New Direction together... #Klaine CPcoulterChar DwightOOC#
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,660 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Healing by Rosimae reviews
Companion piece to chapter 5 of Broken, or: Other legends aren't so fond of Jack Frost becoming a Guardian. Rated T cause of blood, that and I'm paranoid.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,628 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Welcome To Dalton Academy, Kurt by StarGleekBelle reviews
Dalton AU – Kurt is driven to extreme measures when his life at McKinley spirals out of control. A couple of months into his junior year, he transfers to Dalton Academy where he befriends a group of boys who refuse to let him be the victim and teach him how to love himself once more. Rated M for mentions of cutting, sexual abuse, rape, and eventual smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 167,047 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Five Times Jack Took Care Of Himself, And One Time He Didn't Have To by greenglassghost reviews
Jack's been on his own so long that he's learned to take care of himself. Having people be there for him now is going to take some getting used to. So here are five times he tended his own injuries, fought his own fights, and dealt with his own pain . . . and the one time he couldn't, but thankfully, didn't have to.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,782 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Jack Frost
Losing My Religion by Lexikal reviews
Spencer Reid, 10, is removed from his father's "care" after being violently attacked and is fostered by his old mentor, Jason Gideon. This is a sequel to "That's me in the corner". Features child abuse, do not read if underage. Please review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 211,321 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Complete
Misconceptions of the Hopelessly Naive by hiruma-devil reviews
Upon waking up Alfred feels strange. He'd never felt this awful in his life. He seeks out Arthur, and in doing so, he overhears the man's conversation and comes to the terrible realization that Arthur hates him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/7/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bits and Pieces by Asidian reviews
Jack's been on his own for a long time. He's used to snatching what food he can to get by, but now that he's on the Nice List, that option's off the table. The winter spirit takes it in stride - even when it means he doesn't get very much to eat - but when the other Guardians find out, they think it's a much bigger deal than Jack does.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 168 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Jack Frost, Sandy - Complete
Just Admit It by LoyalNerdWP reviews
" - you've left a space for him!" Mycroft persists, waving a hand at the empty spot next to his brother. Sherlock furrows his brow and glances furtively to the left, eyeing the empty cushion beside him. "Honestly, brother, I figured you'd not be so blind about this kind of thing, but do I truly have to spell it out for you?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Where there is a Flame by Wah-Keetcha reviews
Jack is badly injured while performing his duty as a Guardian. It is up to the others to help the spirit recover and also teach him that just because he was alone before doesn't mean he is now.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,006 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Worlds Apart by embrace-the-deception reviews
The story of an autistic boy named Kurt and his Blaine, and how they deal with the difficulties of life - from bullies, prejudice and ignorance to friendship, love and kisses. Klaine fluff, angst, romance and more. Ch17: It's a showdown between Blaine and Karofsky - one of them has to break. ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 108,694 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Swimming Isn't Such a Great Idea by SlaughterOtter reviews
Jack isn't really a fan of swimming.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,657 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Snowflake by Nesloga reviews
North can remember the first time he saw Jack Frost.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Jack Frost, North - Complete
The Talk That Never Happened by pupeez4eva reviews
England and France attempt to give Canada and America the talk - 'attempt' being the key word.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wonders by Asidian reviews
Jack discovers North's workshop - and spends the next hundred and fifty years trying to sneak in.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Jack Frost, North - Complete
Let Us Give Thanks by Ridley C. James reviews
Wee Winchester. What are you most thankful for? An unexpected hunt has eight year old Dean Winchester counting his blessings.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Safe and Sound by Julchen M. Liddell reviews
Tooth really couldn't help it. She just wanted to know what sort of memories Jack's teeth contained. But in the end, she wasn't entirely prepared for the answer. Beware: spoilers ahoy.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 200 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost, Tooth, Jack's sister - Complete
Not As It Seems by princessangel396 reviews
Bella isn't a normal girl.Demons, witches, you name it, shes met and killed it.Same as her brothers.Now she's in Forks, & nothing is as it seems.What will she do when she not only has to race to save the ones she loves, but has fallen for what she hunts?
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 253,042 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Dean W., Bella
Requiem by finchily reviews
"Winter's harsh sometimes; I know that better'n most. Still, it hurt to see something I'd done be the death of one so young."
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
The Power of Thunder by SheWasFlying reviews
When a slightly irate England is on the verge of having a good time chasing his colony around the garden in the rain, a clap of thunder easily accomplishes what he's been trying to do since they got home. It doesn't quite ruin the good time, though, even centuries later. Oneshot. Short, quick read. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Maximum Ride All Over Again by Jezabel Raewin reviews
What happens when a box of books show's up for the flock to read? Get through the first chapters and you'll love it. I promise. Note: FANG never happened. Rated T since I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 145,704 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Max, Ella - Complete
Do Not Meddle by BookkeeperThe reviews
Three times an ordinary citizen bit off more than he could chew. Dean, Sam, Cas, outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
First Legion by The Scribe of Stories reviews
Percy Jackson has no clue of who he is except for his name and Riptide. He learns that being a Roman is severely different from being a Greek. "Your story will be very interesting, Percy Jackson. I do love tragedies." NO FLAMES. ON POSSIBLE/INDEFINITE HIATUS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,866 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Percy J.
The Innocent Ones by cof2e2 reviews
What if Reid had been hurt in the episode Minimal Loss and hadn't told anyone?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/6/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Bella of Volterra by Naylorticole reviews
When the Cullens leave in NM Bella is changed and she joins the Volturi. What happens what she sees the Cullens again? I know this is really overdone but I wanted to try. I don't own Twilight. Being rewritten!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,713 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Fanfare by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt Hummel is everything Blaine wants to be: out and proud, talented, and courageous. Blaine would love to tell him how he feels, but then, Kurt Hummel is a famous singer and actor and he will never know that Blaine even exists. Right?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,572 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Light Up The Sky by Troublemaker-In-Chief reviews
Lily and James are still grieving twelve years after Harry's death. He'd be 13 years old if he were alive. The war against Voldemort is more intense than ever. Three mysterious young Death Eaters keep helping the Aurors out. Read the full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 147,763 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
First Flight by Kuruk reviews
Pit had felt inadequate about his inability to fly until Lady Palutena reassured him of his uniqueness.
Kid Icarus - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Pit, Palutena, Medusa - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil and Mycroft Holmes by scifigrl47 reviews
Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Half Truths by BookkeeperThe reviews
"That message is an echo; that's all."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
My Brother by Treta Aysel reviews
Braxiatel is left to care and raise his brother.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2012 - I. Braxiatel, 1st Doctor - Complete
Thirteen Hours by Jennistar1 reviews
It takes thirteen hours for Mycroft to discover that Sherlock isn't dead. A breakdown, in both senses of the word.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
What I never did for you by never-to-see reviews
Growing up Sherlock had been a wayward child, one day his father becomes sick of Sherlocks refusal to do as he's told. Mycroft realises that protecting his brother isn't easy when he wont help himself. John had always suspected something.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,740 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Wishful Thinking by quote intangible reviews
James' father has always hated him, but when his father takes things too far, will James have the courage to finally tell Kendall? Rated T for mentions of child abuse. Pre-series.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,631 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - James, Kendall - Complete
Rewind by BookkeeperThe reviews
Jack has been expecting Donna's call for a while. He just wasn't expecting this. Sequel to Damage Control and Inertia.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,430 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Hi Qui Custodiunt Ipsum Custodem by BookkeeperThe reviews
The Doctor, as much as he may deny it, needs someone. Jack and Rose are more than happy to oblige. Ten, Jack, and Rose in a series of loosely connected oneshots and character studies.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,439 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Second Chance by SlightlyPsycho reviews
After Light died, he couldn't go to heaven or hell. Well, not if L has something to say about it. Light is reincarnated and is tested to see if he'll choose to become Kira again or if he'll choose L while unknowingly saving himself LXLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 147,440 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 154 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Greatest of These by BookkeeperThe reviews
The Doctor loves. Multi-era, several ships implied but none stated.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Uninvited Criticisms by YourFairyGodfather reviews
Or, Why Kurt Hummel Is a Terrifying Human Being on Black Friday, and Blaine Anderson is Insane For Loving Him Anyway.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Hallelujah by WaitingForAKiss reviews
"Are you saying Blaine's my angel?""No, Kurt. I'm saying you're his,"When gypsys are outcasts from everyday life there are those who sympathise and those who hate...but can the person you love help you overcome it?Klaine, Brittanna and most show pairings
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Gates of Horn and Ivory by BookkeeperThe reviews
Dreams are tapestries woven from hope and fear and truth. Even the best analyzers of human psychology can't always unravel them, but they can try. Team, Reid-centric.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Forgotten by donthugmeimscared reviews
MAJOR SPOILERS FOR IF I DIE. Nash expresses his point of view on the whole thing in this one shot. Hurt, betrayal, guilt: he can't escape what he feels for Kaylee. Soul Screamers c Rachel Vincent, one shot c me. R&R is appreciated, but make sure to enjoy!
Soul Screamers series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Complete
Eternal Changes by nebula2 reviews
"Jealous, Hudson?" "Of a wet-behind the ears kid who isn't technically old enough to be an agent? Not hardly. I give him a week before he quits." Dr. Spencer Reid is about to join the BAU, but not everyone is ready to accept him with open arms.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,281 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
For the Love of Thor by The Sad Privateer reviews
There are some things about humans that Toothless just doesn't understand - A dragon's study of human behavior.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,241 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
James Diamond, Meet Revenge by Tattered-Petals reviews
After Big Time Rush had their first concert nobody wanted anything to do with Hawk records anymore. Hawk blames James Diamond. If James hadn't left this wouldn't be happening.Hawk wants James to meet revenge. Rated T for some cursing, rating may change!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,588 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - James
Inertia by BookkeeperThe reviews
The Doctor's well-earned respite is interrupted by an international crisis which forces him to once again take the fate of the planet Earth in his hands. It may be just what he needs - or it may be his undoing. Sequel to Damage Control.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Perspective by BookkeeperThe reviews
Relationships are complicated. What you see depends on where you stand. Ianto, Jack, the Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,167 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - 10th Doctor, Ianto J. - Complete
Keep you sheltered by Under-attack reviews
AU. One year old Spencer is left at Derek Morgan's door. Product of a teenage mother and criminal father, will Morgan be able to save the little boy or will he succumb to his parents fate?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,229 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Damage Control by BookkeeperThe reviews
Psychic aliens are in Cardiff, the Doctor is in the Hub, and Jack is worried.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,696 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Live and Let Die by DarkElements10 reviews
James Diamond: 'The Face' of Big Time Rush, good friend, caring person, and the one that's hiding his family life from his friends. Something just doesn't seem right here. NO SLASH!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,047 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - James - Complete
Welcome, New Kid by BreeZombiee reviews
Kurt Hummel is a new foreign exchange student at Dalton Acadamy. Blaine is sent to be his mentor and roommate. As Blaine teaches Kurt how to deal with the struggles of life, Kurt teaches Blaine that it's okay to fall in love. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,813 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Pretty Little Liars Read the First Book by my-middle-name-is-awkward reviews
Aria, Emily, Hanna, and Spencer plus more, read the first Pretty Little Liars Book! Pairings: Aria/Ezra Toby/Spencer Paige/Emily Hanna/Caleb. I changed the couples! Sorry if there's confusion! I don't own anything! Rated for language F word in one part!
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,359 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010
Moments by high.fiving.jesus reviews
Percy sat in the room and listened to Annabeth, feeding him the memories he knew he had lost.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,205 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010
Visions 8 by JediMagnet09 reviews
part of the Visions series-The boys have faced great evil in their short lives and always managed to come out on top. But nothing could truly prepare them for what's coming now. Can Sam find the strength he needs or will the whole world go up in flames?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,779 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Breakdown by ArmedWithMyComputer reviews
If a horrific car accident wasn't enough bad luck for the Winchesters, Child Protection Services just have to get involved as well... Will the hunters find a way to make it back from this? Sam - 12, Dean - 16, rated T to be safe.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,118 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Complete
Big Time Best Friends Forever by Tattered-Petals reviews
In the middle of another Big Time Fight Kelly asks the question everyones been wondering: How did the boys become friends and STAY friends? One-shot! Rated K just to be safe I guess.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete
Stories of Theta and Koschei by skylertheTimeLord reviews
Just a collection of stories of the younger doctor and master. Please review and leave suggestions for more short stories for this collection- No Slash Rated T just in case
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - 1st Doctor, The Master
Watching videos on YouTube by LiliesAreWhite reviews
People watching glee films on YouTube. Starts with just Blaine, Wes and David but later more people join. Each chapter is a different point of view.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,859 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Untitled for now by XTwerdX reviews
Something strange has happened. The order have been given a book about harry and along with the newly freed Sirius black,Harry Potter, the weasley clan and maybye Hermione they read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,788 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Albus D., Sirius B.
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4928 - Favs: 11,349 - Follows: 1,269 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Things We Hide by Aleccio reviews
John can usually tolerate Sherlock's inability to care for himself properly, but this time, the detective may have gone too far. Secrets, idiots, and not-so-little problems. Not slash but feel free to squint, who knows
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,243 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Vegas Knight by Ren Kayashima reviews
Spencer Reid has lived the awkward life of a young genius. On the day he puts his mother in the home, he met a young woman and a friendship grew. TEMPORARILY ON HIATUS
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,210 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - S. Reid
The Wrath Of Mycroft by Jennistar1 reviews
During one of the Holmes's annual Christmas parties, a new guest takes an unhealthy interest in Sherlock. But he has figured without the wrath of Mycroft…
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Fighting for life by iBrowniee reviews
Kronos is rising again, but Percy lost hold of Annabeth, and needs to tell her and the rest of the camp, whats going on. Will he get help? or will they lose everything? And who is it he meets in Forks? Twilight/PJO After BD Jumps between TBotL and TLO
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,764 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Annabeth C.
Son of Neptune: my way by intel1992 reviews
My version of Rick's second novel. I hope you enjoy it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011
The Children of Gallifrey by The Hand of Omega reviews
A series of drabbles about the childhood and friendship of the Doctor and the Master. Some are fun, some are sad. No slash.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 58 - Words: 13,973 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - 1st Doctor, The Master
The Son of Neptune Heroes of Olympus by JuicyStars101 reviews
Camp Half-Blood is ready for to rescue Percy. My version of what will happen. GOING ON HIATUS - PROBABLY WILL DELETE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010
Twilight Bird by Starstrukk by 3OH3 reviews
What happens when Max and her flock come to forks, go to school, and meet the Cullens? Read to find out. I suck at summeries. Might be better then it sounds! RAted T for language.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,414 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010
Stages of Blaine by Evildevilangel reviews
Why is Blaine so different when Kurt comes to Dalton? Will it change with time? Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Prince of 2 by PuresaPoison reviews
This is a remake of my story Prince of... But I feel that I don't put enough back story and details and little events that make us go AWW and actually THINK. So I am making a rewrite. so the summary : What if Percy and Nico grew up with their fathers?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,615 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Volturi Princess by MysteryGirl5425 reviews
Bella is running away from her father, Aro Volturi, so that she doesnt have to be apart of his guard. I suck at summaries. My first Fanfiction! normal pairings! please tell me if i can make the story better or give me some ideas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
More Than a Memory by Aurellia23 reviews
At the end of a horrible day, an accident leaves Shawn missing more than any recollection of what happened. But some things run deeper than just memories and as Shawn recovers he will discover what or who is more than a memory
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,075 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
Learning to Love a Liar by embrace-the-deception reviews
Sequel to I Didn't Know I Missed You. Sam and Dean are recovering and trying to trust their parents again. But there's still a secret to be told, and a dangerous enemy might be the one to reveal it. AU Teen-chester. Swearing, violence, abuse. COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,148 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Hidden by purplerayz reviews
Reid disappears at a house the team is searching, and only he knows how close, yet so far, the team is to finding him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,507 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
The Angels of Twilight by Jaspers Friend is a PIGGY reviews
NM. War, something that is common. But a war filled with mythical creatures to save the human race! Only that can happen in a Edward and Bella story. After Edward left, Bella lets her true self out and soon a war between vamps and angels start. OOC, AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,499 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wise Men Don't Know How It Feels by Roach Patrol reviews
"I'm half human, you know. On my mother's side." Theta Sigma has an exceptionally rocky adolescence. Theta/Koschei.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2010 - The Master, 1st Doctor - Complete
Stronger than Spray Paint by Quallianmaghouin reviews
After a night out the Hummel/Hudson clan come home to find the boys' rooms vandalized. Set in the "breathe universe" aka panic!verse sometime after "Just Breathe". Kurt/Puck
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Luna Liberi Society by VirgoSolar reviews
Harry Potter is neglected as a child in favor of his twin brother Josh Potter who is assumed to be the Chosen One.Harry is taken away from the neglect and isn't seen by the wizarding world for 11 yrs.He will return stronger than ever...HP&GW please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,036 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Chaos Theory by Chloe Winchester reviews
Spencer has been missing for 2 years, and when the BAU finds him, they find a broken and scared young man. And the worst of it, the man that took him is still out there. Some chapters rated M. Reidcentric NO SLASH set in season 2 Major Reid whumpage!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,662 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Could Have by WindowChild reviews
AU. Sally is killed when Percy is a young boy, leaving him to be raised by Chiron and grow up at Camp Half Blood.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,925 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Chiron, Percy J.
The Way We Are by quote intangible reviews
A oneshot about how Kendall, James, Carlos and Logan met and became best friends when they were younger and their penchant for getting into trouble. Pre-series.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Kendall, James - Complete
Prince of by PuresaPoison reviews
AU of Percy Jackson. What if Percy Jackson was born and raised in the ocean? with his father? sorry if i dont uplaod very often. I just never feel like it ya no? I dont own Percy Jackson. Oh and I am so happy that Lee won American IDOL!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,883 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Jane and Alec: The Twins of Torture by AliceWhitlock19 reviews
about Jane and Alec's life before the Volturi. *All rights go to Stephenie Meyer.*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,555 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Alec, Jane - Complete
Miraculous Chaos by formerlyanonymousinsanityisFUN reviews
Nine angels protect the balance between good and evil. The angels of love hate war piece miracles chaos life death and fate. When the angels of Miracles and Chaos arrive in Forks will Bella fall for vampire Edward or will unseen threats pull them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,751 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
From Out of the Rift by Miles333 reviews
When stopping for refueling at the Rift in Cardiff, the Doctor learns of a possibly lethal being that plans to travel out of the Rift and into the unsuspecting city. He has no choice but to go to Torchwood for help. Things don't exactly go as planned...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,043 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Pesky Fates by krhorsejumper97 reviews
Instead of Calypso nursing Percy back to health after the Mt. St. Helens eruption Percy lands near Forks Washington and the curious Cullens nurse him back to health. Percy does not like being stared at.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010
Karma is a Pain by Unique Yet Simple reviews
What goes around comes around, it's called bad Karma. And let me tell you, Karma is most certainly bad. When the Angel of Karma AKA Bella arrives in Forks, everything just turns upside down for the Cullen's. BXE Some are OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,093 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,780 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
The Hunt by ames 449 reviews
John's helping a friend on a hunt. Leaving a 12 year old Sam behind, he thinks he will be safe, but Sam finds himself in serious danger. Meanwhile, John and Dean have their own problems. Can they save themselves, and Sam, before its too late?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,943 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Hope by blue peanut m and m reviews
He's alone, scared and frightened, taken from his family and left with a man he fears. Beatings and threats keep him there, where all he can do is hope. But is hope enough? Teenchester.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,893 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
New Friends, New Informatioin, Old Fight by AnnabethnAliceLuvr reviews
The Oracle says that demigods are gonna fight vampires, but they need help to win, so they go to Forks.There, they meet the famous vampires. They prepare for the battle against who? And will they win,considering the powerful vampires they have to fight?
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,806 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Percy J.
Missilevamps by princessangel396 reviews
Out-take for my story "Not As It Seems" Alice is up to something... and Jasper and Emmett are in on it. What happens when Alice goes undercover? What happens when Jasper turns into Mr. Moodrs? Emmett is a Sexy Grizzly? read and find out! R&R please!
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Dean W., Alice - Complete
A New Kind Of Skin by princessangel396 reviews
This is an out-take of a past Halloween from my story "Not As It Seems" What will Bella do when she finds herself being held hostage by a shape-shifter? Where's Sam and Dean? are they even alive? Bella's left on her own to escape.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Dean W., Bella - Complete
Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold by sammygirl1963 reviews
Sam is kidnapped and tortured by a hunter for revenge against John. Will he survive until his family can find him? LimpSam/AngstyDean/AngstyJohn Warning: Language
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,461 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - John W., Bobby S. - Complete
Percy Jackson: The Darkest Tide by Glacierstrike reviews
POST TLO-After Percy finally beats Kronos, life finally seems normal, well as normal as you can get by being a Half Blood but when Oceanus declares war and puts siege on Manhattan how will Percy react? Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,237 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Divided, Not Conquered by KayValo87 reviews
What begins as a case of schoolyard bullying soon spirals out of control leaving Sam in foster care, Dean in a juvy, and John fighting to get them back. But there's an unknown evil out there... and it's after the Winchesters! Limp!Sam Angsty!John/Dean
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,638 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Angel of Chaos by Taylorcullenlol reviews
what would the twilight of Edward and Bella be like if Bella was a angel of chaos? edwards still a vampire all Bella's pov for now its beastly! rated T! more dramatic :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
To Fight A Destiny by New Upsetter reviews
When Harry is six Sirius is released from Azkaban and comes to save him from his evil aunt and uncle who have been abusing him. The not-so-simple task of raising a toddler turns into the problematic task of raising a boy destined to save the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,037 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Forbidden Fruit by WhiteRoseLeigh9099 reviews
Bella Swan is not your typical human; she's a Warrior Angel who hasn't found her charge. What'll happen when her charge is someone she least expects?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,946 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sammy and the Bee by Joby87 reviews
Challenge fic for Sammygirl1963. Ten-year old Sam signs up for the school's spelling bee tournament. All the while, he deals with Dean's wacky antics, and wonders if his father is going to show. It's going to be an interesting night!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
An Angelic Vampire's Not So Perfect Life by Twilight.Taco reviews
Bella is a leader of a coven of special vampires called the Rare Ones.She has the gift of Fire,and is extremely different from others. Years ago,she lived in Forks, Washington before she was changed.Now she's came back. And who is the bronze-haired angel?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,022 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Percy Jackson: The Kidnapped Advent by IssacMarche reviews
Age one, Percy Jackson was kidnapped by Kronos, and raised as a prodigious fighter. However, now 12, Percy finds himself at Camp Half Blood. Now learning his true life, he must make a choice to either fight with his father, or the only family he has known
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Vengeance by moogsthewriter reviews
When Shawn was 19, he was part of a secret sting operation of a killer that nearly killed him. Now the murders have resumed. Will the others be able to protect Shawn when he won't tell them what happened? Note in my profile about updates.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,154 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007
The latest adventures of Perseus Jackson by Papasbookworm reviews
Percy is gaining powers and is becoming much more powerful than before. But Kronos is not resting. He still wants Percy to join him and is not afraid to capture Percy's friends to force him.Chapter 15 is up.Read and Review!There will be percabeth!After TC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,569 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008
Is She Gone? by XRhythm.Of.The.RainX reviews
hm, quick summary. This idea came into my head today so, I typed it up. It takes place right after Max is captured I think you'll figure it out when she's in the tank. Mostly Fang's POV but may be some Max. rated T just in case swear words and Faxness!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2008
Love Remembers by Ridley C. James reviews
Pre Series. The Winchester boys prepare for 'Back to School'.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Twinned in Time by Trainee Hero reviews
Ianto observes the Doctor and Jack
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
The Phoenix Warriors by Miraen reviews
Harry was ignored by his parents until he got taken away to learn how to be a warrior with another 11 Chosen Ones. Years later they go back to Hogwarts and nothing will be the same anymore. Will be HarryHermione/ HHr. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,304 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Mind Over Murder by lilaclove reviews
A woman Shawn goes on a date with accuses him of stalking her a month later. When the woman is found dead, Shawn is the police department’s only suspect and the evidence just keeps piling up against him.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,892 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Months To Rebuild, Seconds To Destroy by blue peanut m and m reviews
They thought that they could rebuild their lives after the Burton's died, but they thought wrong. Sequel to Dangerous Beings so there will be references to Sam's rape and abuse. Hurt and angst Sam and Dean. Rated T.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,622 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Dangerous Beings by blue peanut m and m reviews
Sam finds out the hard way that supernatural beings aren't the worst things out there. Sam's 13, Dean 17. Rated T. Please don't read if your offended by child abuse and rape, it's not graphic but it's in there.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,619 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
An Alternate Route by Animorphgirl reviews
What if Sirius hadn't gone to Azkaban? What if he gained custody of Harry...but needed to raise The Boy Who Lived in Number 4, Privet Drive? What would their lives really be like? Chapter THIRTEEN is up! final one
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,788 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Slytherin Child by Jolie1 reviews
What if Harry had been physically abused as a child? How would that have affected his personality and outlook on life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,652 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Harry P.
The Return by devil4life reviews
James and Lily Potter are alive. Having been lost for fourteen years, they have returned to be reunited with there son Harry. First, they have to gain Harry’s trust and help him deal with all that he’s been through. Warning: Mentions of Child Abuse and so
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
First Steps by Calapine reviews
A long time ago, the Doctor attended the Academy on Gallifrey.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Complete
A Link to Hogwarts by Commander L reviews
Rated PG13 for reasons I have yet to write down--my first foray into the world of fan fiction, and it's going to be a crossover between Harry Potter and the Legend of Zelda. Read it, and then review it, and then throw assorted objects at me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,044 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 9/3/2004
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The Prisoners' Escape reviews
Annabeth met Percy when they were seven years old. Then they met Thalia and Luke. But on their journey to Camp, Percy is taken to the underworld because he is Poseidon's son. Can Annabeth, Thalia, and Luke save him if they think he's dead? Luke isn't evil yet.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,398 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Hunger Games reviews
This is a nursery rhyme sung to children in the outer districts. In my mind, Katniss sings this to Prim and Rue, and Peeta sings it to Katniss. But that's just me.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Complete
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