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Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings, Sherlock, and Sherlock Holmes.

I'm a spiritualist, avid reader, Slytherin, and lesbian. Boys and jellyfish are gross but make for good friends sometimes. Sherlock, Doctor Who, and House are wonderful creations. I like some stuff too much, write pretty things whenever I have the time to, and I drink loads of tea. Stars are brilliant. I want to grow up to be a secret agent with lightning powers.

I suggest you fear my lack of empathy and baking skills, and call me Adelaide if you get the chance.

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The Living Death by newTweetiebird reviews
What if the Fellowship of the Ring consisted of a 10th member? What if that member was Haradrim? This is the retelling of the tale of the Fellowship's journey to destroy the Ring of Power from a very different perspective. Boromir x OC x Eomer. UPDATED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 181,191 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Boromir, Eomer
Tea Leaves by YupThatsMySock reviews
Coffee Shop AU. Sherlock's irritated when change comes to his favorite café in the form of a new barista, John, but finds life has more flavor with him around. A quirky romance told in 100- or 1000-word snippets. university!Sherlock, med-school!John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 199 - Words: 50,856 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Those Gilded Chains We Wear by KuraiBites reviews
During the battle for Hogwarts, Hermione accepts to do the Unbreakable Vow with Bellatrix to protect the people she loves. But binding herself to the dark witch has more consequences than she could ever have anticipated. Cover art by batlesbo/Chloé C.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 280,644 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
Home with the Fairies by I-Mushi reviews
We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 242,152 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Boromir, Eowyn, Faramir, Eomer
A Writer's Adventures by Eryberrie reviews
Set after the 'pool' scene and continues through series 2. Chapters 34 and onwards beta'd by Siriuslyholly. ASIB over and now onto Hounds.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 188,936 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper, OC
From Dreams to Reality by ravenriddles reviews
It has been easy to forget that there are far older and insidious beings in Arda than Sauron. A young girl stumbles upon an ancient power dating back to the First Age. Now she, along with a band of elves, must journey across Arda to face the threat she awoke. The War of the Ring is over, but now begins a battle entirely different, a battle with the original dark power. Novel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 106,419 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Legolas, Thranduil, OC
The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete fruitcake, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,669 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 11917 - Favs: 12,091 - Follows: 10,271 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Let's Just Pretend by secretxsoul reviews
How had things come to this? Draco felt his body freeze up instantly as he locked eyes with Harry from across the train station. The very person who he had not seen in almost two decades...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,198 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Healing Hands by SimplyWalkingintoMordor reviews
When a doctor wakes up in ME, she struggles to search for a way home whilst finding herself caught up in the problems of the new land. Tenth walker, hopefully not Mary-sue NEW REWRITE AS OF 28/01/14
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 9/20/2010 - OC
Restraint by Reuben deFlash reviews
Alana Cross returns to Hogwarts as a fully fledged teacher, and she seemingly hasn't changed as she clashes with her old Potions professor. How will Snape fare against her when he can't detain her or take points anymore? Sequel to Frisson. R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,068 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Severus S., OC
How to Build a Heart out of Ashes by Teumessian reviews
In an AU where a small number of the population become Changelings at a young age, at 17 John Watson believes he's destined for Normal life but then the Change takes him and he is sent to the Baker Institute. There he meets Sherlock Holmes. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,618 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Definitely Impossible by Someone aka Me reviews
When Harry and Draco are paired together in Auror training, Draco is convinced it's going to be impossible to survive this without utter madness breaking loose. But then, Potter seems to have a knack for doing impossible things. Post-War, eventual Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 82 - Words: 136,820 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Price of a Free Mind by Jane Lu reviews
An ultimate price was once paid to gain immortality and power, but in the end all he received was bound servitude and the loss of everything he once held dear. Only then did the Lord of the Nazgûl realize that he had to pay a price once again to regain a free mind, regardless that it might cost him his life this time. (UNDER RECONSTRUCTION!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Witch-King of Angmar
Little Harry and the Mirkwood Adventure by Azraeos reviews
HPThe Hobbit crossover. Seven year old Harry Potter, along with an unexpected someone, falls into Mirkwood Forest just as Bilbo and the dwarves defeat the spiders.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,168 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/6/2006
Plain Jane In Thirteen Chapters by Larry1710 reviews
Fanfiction versus Jane Thomas. Fanfiction dumped Jane in Middle Earth, lumbering her with sweaty Boromir, but then withdrew her just when she was beginning to get emotionally attached. Epilogue up - Will we see the Return of Jane?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,433 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Boromir - Complete
Little People, Big Secret by legolover reviews
Traci swore she woke up sane this morning but when she and her 8 year old cousin find a mini version of the black pearl with six inch living, breathing versions of Jack and Will, who start to get bigger, Traci thinks she's bound for the nut house.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,841 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Lady and the Loremaster by elrond peredhel reviews
My version of how Elrond and Celebrian get together, starting 17 years before their marriage. Sylfaen and Tavair are mine, you pronounce his name Tah-vay-uh. Everyone else belongs to J.R.R. Tolkien. RESUBMITTED AND EDITED WHOLE STORY!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Elrond, Celebrian
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 9408 - Favs: 7,211 - Follows: 6,897 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Innocence of Youth by FalsettoSlumber reviews
Draco Malfoy once had it all. Wealth, family, "friends". But now, he sits alone, in a drunken stupor, with nothing to his name but a stinking hole in a side street of Diagon Alley. When something unexpected turns up at his door, everything changes again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,900 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
19 Ways to Annoy Legolas by bookfreak1317 reviews
Title says it all. Each chapter is dedicated to a different way to annoy Legolas. This is NOT a list story. Completed for the last time!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Legolas - Complete
The London Prodigal Son by Cold Dust Girl
It has been a year since Sherlock's tragic death; the search for Sherlock begins with a crime and ends with an anagram. Will Watson be able to find Holmes?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,465 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - John W., DI Lestrade
The Unseen Factor by Theatre Phoenix reviews
She was the factor no one really considered. Her brothers never talked about her, mostly because they would never admit their sister was on the other side of the law. Inspired by the Enola Holmes Mysteries - BBC Sherlock style. A short story collection.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,620 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Twelve Fail Safe Ways to Charm Witches by Jungle Jenna reviews
Severus discovers a book that could possibly assist in his quest to catch Lily's special attention. AU. Chapter 1-4 rewritten.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,683 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Astray by antiheld reviews
An unknown force has begun to alter Middle-earth and its creatures in alarming ways, and it becomes apparent that there are worse things to lose than lives. An unsuspecting woman from our world gets swept up in a storm that has taken a world off course.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,644 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Legolas
A Beautiful Nightmare by Extinction Of The Gummy Bears reviews
A porthole has been opened. My idea of how my friends and I would handle the fellowship if they were here. People will be brutally smacked, probably insulted, cars will be stolen and underage drivers will be running the streets. Full summary inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 186,364 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Curse Breakers by velvet-sometimes reviews
A story of what happens when you learn to control the chaos in your life with a little more of the same. And how some subtle plotting, a couple of Disney songs, and the color purple, can bring people together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,563 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hypothetically by Mad Scientist SH reviews
It began as a rhetorical question: how would Sherlock Holmes commit the perfect murder? But when John Watson volunteers himself to be the victim, will the scenario remain hypothetical? Pre-JohnLock! Violent discussions & Dark Humour!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,560 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Lies I Tell by Charm and Strange reviews
John has a shadow he's unaware of, and Sherlock takes up journaling to record a million moments that John can never discover. Warnings: sort of SH/JW, murder, infidelity, etc.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,359 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Normies: The Lord Of The Rings by Sensical Deficit reviews
What if a multitude of fictional worlds co-existed with our own? Wizards moving to Narnia, Middle-earthians who refuse to stay on their own turf, and a zombie-infested America are the LEAST of our problems. What's a normie to do? Crossover. LotR-centric.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,461 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011
Out of the Ruins of a Kingdom by Lerafea reviews
She is unlike any other. Though she bears the physique of a human girl, the Elven tongues of Old spill fluently from her lips. Further yet, she claims to be the Lady of a fallen house and seems intent on driving Glorfindel stark, raving mad.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,730 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Glorfindel
The Chamber of Secrets: The Second Slytherin Tale by RhamielAngel reviews
Life as a Slytherin is especially difficult for Harry this year. With everyone accusing him of being the heir of Slytherin, his two best friends abandoning him to save their own skin, and a pompous new teacher, how will Harry survive his second year?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Under the Influence by TheClayrSawMe reviews
Harry is out of sorts, and it provides an opportunity Draco didn't even know he needed. HPDM, Post War/'Eighth' Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,659 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Volunteer Hours by AbsoluteObscurity reviews
Sherlock is in a deep coma. John's counsellor suggests that he takes up volunteering and he visits regularly. He speaks to him, knowing it's only for his benefit, but has no idea that Sherlock can hear him- and that it's keeping him sane. Meme fill. AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,694 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Hay Wain by A Benediction reviews
Much of Sherlock's past is ugly and troubled, as John abruptly finds out - and almost wishes he hasn't. Yet maybe he can be the one to reconcile that past with the present and future? **Some scenes will be of a disturbing nature** Please read & review
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,949 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Homophobia by achievableformofflight reviews
AU. Sherlock and John are discovering each other at a time when homophobia is spreading. John details the descent of their relationship and their attempts to survive in a world which believes them to be 'wrong.' References to homophobic language/actions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,418 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Adventures of Estela and Adonnenniel by Luna Elen reviews
Two sisters from our world, one smart and cynical, the other vivacious and outgoing, find themselves entangled with the fate of Middle Earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,729 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn
Only By The Night by CSIBakerStreet reviews
A teen AU in which John works in his aunt's café and one day runs into the mysterious Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,381 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Gate by Leelee5 reviews
AU. Mary Sues or the Maidens have overrun Middle earth, yet one Sue does the unthinkable: she wants to go home. With an army of Sues blocking her path, she will need the help of canon characters to get back home. Unfinished
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,367 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas
Shepard–Risset Glissando by Niko reviews
Prequel to Pantomime. Sherlock Holmes has a new name, a new job, a new life, and a new relationship with John Watson. In thanks to this, slowly but surely, he is losing his mind.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,917 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Middle earth Moments by lindahoyland reviews
A selection of drabbles and ficlets featuring a variety of characters. Written for the 2009 Back to Middle-earth challenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,461 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Letters: The Year With the Stone by TwilightRamblings reviews
When Harry Potter received his letter for Hogwarts, he hardly expected his cousin, Dudley, to receive one as well. And how will Professor Snape react to a Slytherin Harry? In answer to a challenge from Potions and Snitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 227,749 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Loyalty by Someone aka Me reviews
In which Colin Creevey unexpectedly punches a formidable opponent, and Professor McGonagall is surprisingly lenient.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Colin C., Minerva M. - Complete
Measured in Feet by Dimwit Cynic reviews
A miscellaneous collection of John/Sherlock drawls; anything from angst to fluff to general hysteria with varying ratings. Updated with the consistency of Mycroft's dieting plans.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 71,026 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Nocturne in Tempo Rubato by Niko reviews
Sequel to "Pantomime". Nothing is ever simple for John Watson when it involves Sherlock Holmes. With the world doing its best to outdo even its only consulting detective, can the things left unsaid ever finally be spoken?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,186 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Sound of Us by the ticking clock reviews
Their friendship had always been as easy as breathing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Aragorn, Legolas
The Horrors of Fanfiction by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Harry sends John a link that leads to something rather terrifying...at least according to Sherlock who is trying to burn his brain out
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Spaces Inbetween by thequeergiraffe reviews
Drabbles...or at least very short one-shots. No consecutive timeline. Various POVs. Slash, pre-slash, angst, fluff, etc. Each mini-fic can be read on its own.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,268 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Real Reason Why by CraZYdUCKIE reviews
In the Harry Potter books there are many gaps and flaws, as would be expected in such a broad narrative- here's the humourous solution to some of the most common ones, such as why they're stuck in the 18th century and why Ron never talks about his cousin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011
Assassin's Creed by MidnightRhymer reviews
Brona hadn't always been a killer. She was once an elfling, dreaming of days as a warrior, wondering if she would be forced to marry a nobleman. That all changed when she was kidnapped. As time passed, she became just another assassin in the world of men.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,256 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Legolas
Stockholm Syndrome by helio5igma reviews
Months after the events of Reichenbach, John has unknowingly let a serial killer move into Baker St. in an attempt to move on from Sherlock's death. Sherlock finds he can't stay away. JohnLock, OMC/John, SLASH, rated M for violence and sex in later CHs.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,118 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
A Twist of Fate by str4yk1tt3n reviews
What might of happened if Sherlock hadn't met John when he did? What might have happened if, instead, he met Jim?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 13,076 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I am NOT a MarySue by FaceChanger reviews
Caroline is a typical girl. Or she was. But, when she flames a terrible writer she finds herself cursed. Suddenly, she wakes up in LotR and is stuck trying to keep from being a Mary Sue and to save the story from herself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,890 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011
One Thousand Paper Cranes by Dhampir72 reviews
John Watson once heard that if you make one thousand paper cranes, you get one wish. AU Post-Reichenbach as of 1/15/12. John/Sherlock. Soft spoilers for series two.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,046 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Salvation by Duilin reviews
"There is no salvation for me, Maitimo," Maglor said calmly. "There is no repentance for what I have done. Maybe in another hundred years, I will come to my senses. For now, let me wallow in depression and delirium. Let me stay in sadness."
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Maglor - Complete
After the fall by daisybelle reviews
The story deals with John's grief and how others see him. It will also deal with some unanswered questions about Moriarty's set-up. Set after Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,968 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - John W. - Complete
That Incident on the Roof by Migitmagee reviews
We all know that nothing improper happened on the roof of the Archives between Elodin and Kvothe, no matter how it looked to anyone without an explanation. But Yaoi fangirls and -boys at the University may have a different opinion... Oneshot.
Kingkiller Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Kvothe, Master Elodin - Complete
From Here, Light by ColgateKiss reviews
AU in which John Watson is a third-year medic at Cambridge University, and Sherlock Holmes the upstart Fresher he unwittingly inherits as a College Son. And what happened then... Slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,316 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Desperate Measures by PantyDragon reviews
There are people in this world who do terrible things, depraved things. There are some cases that even Sherlock Holmes doesn't want to solve. He is human after all, he does have a heart: one he's hidden away, and with good reason. Even from John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,578 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We're Too Old For This by ProtegoMaximaMyHeart reviews
Spoilers for TRF. Post-Reichenbach. After John lets him know what those years did to him, a party for Sherlock gets underway. A drunken game of Spin-the-bottle ensues and in the aftermath, they come to terms with what everyone has said about them.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,246 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Will I Remember? by missMHO reviews
There's an incident during the case and when John wakes up at the hospital, the last thing he remembers is being shot at Afghanistan. Is it possible to develop such bond with Sherlock again? /EDIT MARCH 2013: done massive grammatical self-correction/
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,360 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Life? by Duilin reviews
No...this is nothing but hell.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Laughter is his Mask by QueenOfBeasts reviews
The Doctor is a broken man. This is the story of how he shattered. A 10-part Drabble series. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Prison company by T.E.D.S reviews
Sirius had a thought that could not be sucked out, but what could keep Bellatrix at least slightly sane in Azkaban? Read to find out what my idea is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Smiles by Duilin reviews
\I know that my brothers consider me mad, for smiling at the most inconvenient times, but I only smile…because no one else will./ Genre: insanity/post-trauma
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Complete
Poppies by futurescreenwriter11 reviews
The story of John's survival of Reichenbach, his relationship with Mary Morstan, and the return of his old life. Rated T for language, violence, dramatic themes and general angst.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M. - Complete
You Let Me Believe You Were Dead by LittleGingerBiscuit reviews
Just when John is about to lose it completely, Sherlock pays a long-awaited visit to 221B. What hidden feelings will come to light now he's back? Johnlock. For those who want to read a realistic relationship, not just the two of them ravishing each other.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,690 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bodies by NezumiPi reviews
Post-Reichenbach. Watson, Lestrade, and Mycroft go back into Sherlock's life to try to understand his death. Contains jazz hands and urination on someone's business card.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,811 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Question of Now by SqutternutBosh reviews
"I suppose you'd like me to explain." "It would be too obvious for me to point out that you're not dead and probably too stupid for me to ask how you're not." John's life has been put in danger by Sherlock's return. Once again, the pair are on the case.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,456 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,623 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Magnets by Lady Nightwisp reviews
When two people's destinies are so closely entwined, they are drawn together like magnets, even thirteen years before their fated first meeting. In which young Sherlock meets a college student named John and nothing of importance happens. Except it does.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
close quietly by Verity reviews
In the aftermath of the explosion at the pool, Sherlock sleeps irregularly and John reads Dan Brown novels. Something is wrong here, John thinks. An exploration of post-traumatic stress and nocturnal habits. NOW COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We Believe by Quicksliver reviews
Post-RBF. He writes one sentence, and while it's not enough, it starts something. A movement. Now finished!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,350 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Second Most Dangerous Man by littlebrainattic reviews
"Days like this were nothing new; days where everything seemed to remind him of Sherlock. What was new was the feeling of detachment." A post-Reichenbach case-fic based loosely on The Empty House. Spoilers for series 2!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,225 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Empty Flat by Uozumi
In a café after "The Reichenbach Fall," John meets Sebastian Moran and embarks on a year long affair.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,612 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/29/2012 - John W. - Complete
realism by dismaynight reviews
The line between what Sebastian wants to see, and what Jim Moriarty actually is. / Character study. A bit of MorMor.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty - Complete
The Landlady and Her Detective by CowMow reviews
When a certain Mrs. Hudson asks a young detective for help, none of them could have guessed how it would work out. They go to Florida to make sure the evil husband doesn't leave the country alive, but somehow Sherlock gets in trouble. T for drugs.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Friends by 9haharharley1 reviews
Draco reintroduces his offer of frindship to Harry sometime after Sirius's death. Harry/Draco slash. Ignores the end of the fifth book. Decided to continue this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Misinterpretation by sherlockandjohnwatson reviews
Sherlock and John have a slight misunderstanding and misinterpretation of Sherlock's suggestions. Post-Reichenbach reunion, slightly established Sherlock/John. Either a stand alone or sequel to 'All Through the Night', can be read as either! Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I'm Not A Robot by RavenNevermore21 reviews
A series of random, most likely quite lengthy, drabbles. Some will be before The Fall and others after, this will contain a multitude of pairings but I'll tell you when it's set and who with at the start of each : Please R&R and comment with suggestions
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Upon This Throne by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. Spoilers for S2. Inside Sherlock's mind is a Palace. Inside the Palace are many rooms. Within the largest room is the Throne. Upon the Throne sits the King.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
That is All by ArwendeImladris reviews
Sherlock breaks up with John via text message. That is all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Empty House by M. Monty reviews
It has been three years since Watson witnessed Sherlock falling to his death from the rooftop. No slash Lots of angsty Watson and Sherlock. *UPDATED 2/05/12 - New Chapter Up!*
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
A Study In Reflexology by Keelywolfe reviews
For all the dangerous situations Sherlock tended to run into with nary a consideration to the risks, it always astonished John how often he managed to escape without a scratch or a bruise. SLASH. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,174 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Caring is Not an Advantage by futurescreenwriter11 reviews
How Sherlock spends his three years away from John, and the reunion with members of his old life.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Lost Between a Hug and a Handshake by 0equilibrium0 reviews
Sherlock tries to show affection. The only problem? He has no idea how.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Chasm by Eponymous Rose reviews
Everyone has a grieving process. John's just happens to involve subterfuge, conspiracies, and violence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,056 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - John W.
The Power of Deduction by LoveLoveLovix reviews
When John finds an odd book at the library, he and Sherlock find themselves with a strange case of deja vu. A bit of Johnlock. Written for my girlfriend, zobothehobo.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Closure by Noise And Hammers reviews
"They had a funeral. Funny things, funerals are. I'd only remembered being to one or two in my youth. Curious, the things people do for sentiment." Rated for language and future mature themes. Spoils and all that.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,431 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Goodbye, Freak by badgermushroom reviews
Anderson, Donovan and Lestrade visit the grave. Post "Reichenbach Falls", so spoilers for that, I suppose. Could be slight slash if you squint really hard.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012
The Blogger's Speech by CowMow reviews
A sort-of sequel to "The Angel That Fell", including the two-years aftermath. Follows John through his brave funeral speech and doubts as his friend is no longer around, to his friend's return. John isn't that forgiving. Reviews are appreciated!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - John W. - Complete
Obviously by DeviantAccumulation reviews
post-Reichenbach. Drabble. John and Lestrade did in fact notice, that some things just did not add up. Two certain brothers are going to get a surprise visit.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Irregular by katzsoa reviews
"Why pay homeless people to look for answers that you could easily have pretended to figure out yourself? No, Mr. Holmes, you cared about the work just as much as we cared about the money." Contains the biggest "Reichenbach Falls" spoiler of all.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
This is the last time by Sophie'thegeek reviews
In the end Sherlock was brilliant, amazing, dangerous and interesting, and had all the intellect to beat any NASA scientist or world-class criminal. But these were not the reasons that John Watson would miss Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,682 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
So Like Him by hevaann reviews
"One more thing - please, please don't be dead" John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Believe in Sherlock Holmes by wolfchasing reviews
Sherlock spends the first month after the fall drinking to forget that look on John's face. It's not until he spies some bright yellow graffiti on Baker Street bearing the slogan 'I BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK HOLMES' does he regain hope.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I believe in Sherlock Holmes by Alexandraya reviews
Moriarty thought he had won. He was wrong.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2012 - John W. - Complete
All This and Heaven Too by Plot Bunnies Rule reviews
"Love is hard to decipher. It can be seen as an ideal, or be made clear by a person's expressions and countenance, but love, overall, cannot be explained." Inspired by Florence The Machine.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fraud by elphabathedelirious32 reviews
Sherlock was always careful about words. John thinks about diction. Post-Reichenbach; spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Of the Adventure That Could Not be Blogged by theDubliner reviews
The morning after the encounter with Moriarty, John awakes to find Sherlock struggling with a mystery much deeper than any murder.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Movement by reincarnatedwitch reviews
5 1 fic about the new Sherlock Holmes movement, of people leaving graffiti and posters etc. around the place *i have included some links*. 5 times friends of Sherlock found one of the messages, and one time...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2012 - John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Giggling at Graffiti by punifa reviews
Just a little thing I typed up for the whole Believe in Sherlock movement.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2012 - DI Dimmock, DI Lestrade - Complete
I Believe in Sherlock Holmes by Connie Welsh reviews
My response to the #believeinsherlock tag that is suddenly aflame on tumblr and twitter. John becomes aware that he is not the only one with allegiance to Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I Believe by torriebug reviews
Post-Reichenbach, Sherlock wanders the streets looking for clues. He finds something unexpected. #ibelieveinsherlockholmes
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Miracle Worth Waiting For by theDubliner reviews
A pathetic excuse for what once passed as Doctor John Watson returns from a night out to find an old friend... Post-Reichenbach, reunion fic - only slashy if you choose to interpret it as such.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Life Continues by FirinMahLazor reviews
Three years after Sherlocks apparent death, John is once again living alone, away from Baker Street. And then, the man he thought was dead, is not.Spoilers from The Richenbach Falls
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Marmalade by marble eyes reviews
Post 2x03. Three years have passed and John is trying to move on from the memories of that day by marrying Mary. But it seems all Sherlock's friends and family have other ideas. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Last Post by Aida Caroti reviews
The last post on John Watson's blog. After all he has nothing more to say. 'I was his blogger and he was my detective. Now I have nothing to talk about, nothing ever happens to me...' NO Pairings.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John W. - Complete
Hollow by PalindromeIsntOne reviews
He hates everything. He hates Sally Donovan for starting the doubt. He hates Jim Moriarty for engineering it all. He hates Mycroft for aiding it. Sometimes he even hates Sherlock. -spoilers for Reichenbach-
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John W. - Complete
Heroes Get Remembered by DemonShuriken reviews
...but legends never die.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Years, months, weeks, days by StrangelyInnocent reviews
In the wake of destruction, John finds something he never expected. Set post Fall, so spoilers character death,along the way, please read and review! bit of language every now'n'again... enjoy! I don't own anything! Problems with seeing chapters now fine
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Great Hiatus by Tia Paes reviews
He was probably in shock for the first few weeks. Oneshot Implied John/Sherlock. Spoilers for Reichenbach
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Pick Up the Milk by Trust Her She's Weird reviews
SPOILERS 2X3. Needed this out of my system. John is in denial after Sherlock's fall, he still texts his phone once and a while, simply out of habit.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Jersey Resurrection by elphabathedelirious32 reviews
A year after, John finds a surprise visitor at Harry's. The fall and rise of Sherlock Holmes are explained. Physical violence is done. My take on how Reichenbach happened, and what happens after. SPOILERS through 2x03. Gen. Rated for swearing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Destination Arda by Naebody's Aunty reviews
The Middle Earth Tourist Board is proud to present its very first guide to the most exciting holiday hotspots in Arda! So come on in, soak up the atmosphere and discover where YOU could be spending your next Summer holiday!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010
Natural Defense by LabyrinthineMind reviews
Takes place after the third episode. Warning. I would tell you what the warning is for, but that would kind of destroy the plot. That would be rubbish. It's about Sherlock and his mind and poor John. Give it a try.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,181 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
In The Wake by Ambikai reviews
After returning from Baskerville, Sherlock and John deal with the aftermath: unsure of where they sit with one another. Post 'The Hound of the Baskerville'
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Outing by Dubbers reviews
John really wishes people wouldn't phone him at such awkward moments. Especially when Sherlock's around. Somehow they always get the wrong idea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Why did I not decline? by Oudemia reviews
Sometimes life simply sucks. Especially when you are blackmailed into taking care of a Mary-Sue called Mary Sue, that otherwise would surely ruin the whole plot. As I said: Sometimes life simply sucks...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,756 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010
Bad Faith by MightierThanSwords reviews
Harry and his friends have returned for their eighth year; the Dark Lord has fallen, and by rights this should be a peaceful year. But when strange things start happening at Hogwarts, Harry finds himself drawn to an unexpected figure from his past... -Work on this fic is paused for the moment, my apologies!-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,747 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Five Apologies and One by Rianna Lauren reviews
There were five times Sherlock and John apologized to each other, and the one time their apologies went unspoken. Final chapter includes a Reichenbach interpretation, published before S2E3. Thank you for all your reviews/favorites/alerts!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,037 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Perigee by Sporktacular reviews
A fluffy little piece inspired by 2x01. John makes the mistake of telling Sherlock just how much he and Irene Adler have in common. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Breakfast, Post Dominatrix by Lawliet's Angel reviews
John comes to terms with what Irene Adler meant to Sherlock. Spoilers for Scandal in Belgravia. One-sided Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Avenged Insults by Hope-Hazard reviews
Anderson and Sherlock didn't like each other-that much was clear. But it wasn't until Anderson went so far as to insult John that Sherlock finally snapped. One-shot. K for very minor swearing.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/29/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Calculus by bittergrapes reviews
Sherlock doesn't need to know math to know he and John are meant for each other. For my One-in-500 Tumblr challenge; one word prompt, 500 words or more drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You can't even tell your own birthday? by CrazyC00kie reviews
It's Sherlock's birthday, not that he would bother to remember it.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gutted by Kijakazibibi reviews
"Sherlock stares blankly at his computer screen. It hits him abruptly, out of the blue, he has no logical reason for it, not much evidence to prove it. It's gut instinct, but he is positively sure that John has been with a man tonight."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Depression by bittergrapes reviews
From my One-in-500 word challenge on Tumblr: one word prompt, 500 word or more drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Colors by bittergrapes reviews
Sherlock knows he should tell John that something's wrong. Written for my One-in-500 challenge on Tumblr; one word prompt, drabble of 500 words or more.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Holmes & The Mysterious Ex by Gatergirl79 reviews
Sherlock and John are forced to spend Christmas with Sherlock's family. An unsettling idea especially when John will have to play 'Boyfriend' thanks to Mycroft. But why exactly does Sherlock want to avoid a family party? SLASH. JOHNLOCK
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,942 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Silent Night by all.I.want.to.do.is.fly reviews
Inspired by the Christmas Special, "The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe." Brief oneshot pertaining to the Doctor's thoughts on his life, world, and friends on Christmas. Prompt: Silence.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
The Fortune Teller by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
After Reichenbach, John's left with a flat and big shoes to fill. Fill them he does, to the best of his ability. Until he sees the title of the article: 'Local Amnesiac Tells Fortunes; Cannot Tell His Own.' It's only a man with no memory, but...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Through the Veil by glorwen reviews
Abby Martin's house has been unceremoniously dropped into Middle Earth. Apprehended by Legolas, she is taken to Thranduil's palace only to find that she isn't the only anomaly in Middle Earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Legolas
Still and Silent by Arsenic Kisses reviews
Sherlock and John talk after the Pool. SherlockxJohn.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Handcuffs by NotFlyingWithOtters reviews
Shortly after TGG, as they're running from the scene. Slight fluff. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/22/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Longest Thirty Seconds by LienaGrace reviews
A short drabble on Sherlock's thoughts at the beginning of the pool scene.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Words Within by JessamyGriffith reviews
The words never come easily to Sherlock, John supposes. The right words never do come easily. They are earned, paid with the heavy gold of shared emotions, experiences, touches given and received. John knows. He hears the word in Sherlock's every action.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Study in Sherlock by Ariane DeVere reviews
Sherlock asks an awkward question, and John struggles to answer helpfully without revealing his hidden feelings towards his flatmate.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Hobbits and Elfkind by smellyninja reviews
FrodoxOC/LegolasxOC -One rainy evening while fleeing the evil hands of their orphanage masters, Lace and Alexis fall through a hole and wake up in a whole new world entirely.One of those "crappy summary, good story" deals.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,599 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Frodo B., Legolas - Complete
Soon There'll Just Be Feathers by Min Daae reviews
And the quiet of the fall. In the future, Maglor sees his family everywhere. Also, his dead brothers try to give him advice.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Maglor - Complete
Shutdown by PantyDragon reviews
"What if I died tomorrow?" Sherlock turned back to the computer with a sigh. "I hardly see how my opinion matters. My belief or disbelief in your soul certainly won't determine whether or not it exists." Not a character death, just some introspection.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Extraordinary by alli-sun reviews
John wants to ask a question. Sherlock already has the reply.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Here Today, Gone Tomorrow by Caridwyn reviews
After the Great Game Sherlock continues to pursue Moriarty but is hampered by something. Is drugs the answer? Or is it making things worse? Slash. More with continued interest
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Scarlet Thread Of Life by Team Sherlock and Watson reviews
The scarlet thread of live was slowly unravlinng, and there was nohing Watson could do about it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Better by Rainbow Dust reviews
It wasn't that Sirius didn't like girls, he just liked *him* better. Written as a birthday gift to xNomii! Slash-ness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Doctor How? Nevermind by consultingtimelord reviews
The first thing that John noticed was that the man was very gangly, with his tweed jacket and the crooked bowtie. The second thing that John noticed was that the man was clutching his side, fatally wounded.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/27/2011 - 11th Doctor, John W. - Complete
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 3097 - Favs: 4,057 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sincerely by LilyLuna232 reviews
Seriously Guys, get it right! This is what the Harry Potter characters think of most fanfictions. Starts with Next Gen but will do more of the original characters and their parents as well
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Haunted by OpheliaBlack reviews
Hermione is tormented by the events at Malfoy Manor, for which she has a certain raven haired sadist to thank. But Bellatrix finds that she cannot forget Hermione either. These are the things that change people, and neither of them will be the same again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,389 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - [Bellatrix L., Hermione G.] - Complete
Unexpected Item by Ariane DeVere reviews
John is a bit flustered when he and Sherlock are first observed kissing in public. But that's OK, because Sherlock is ready to explain everything to whoever needs telling. Oh, wait, is that really a good idea ...?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Love Me Not by lady vonne reviews
Pansy Parkinson never makes his pale skin flush. She never starts a spark behind the cloud of his sharp, gray eyes. Instead she exists unremarkably- a pansy, a simple pansy- so she rips off the next petal greedily and, my God, how it wails. "He loves me."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Pansy P., Draco M.
The Bullet With Your Name On It by Damagoed reviews
Nothing makes you want to live like being dead. John Watson comes to terms with being shot and other things. Please Review. Complete for now!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Crisis by Ariane DeVere reviews
John's feelings and fears as he faces General Shan in the Tramway tunnel. Spoilers for "The Blind Banker"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Could Have Been Better, Or Much Worse by Lemo Smith reviews
But it ended out like this. My take on the Sectumsempra Scene in HBP. Please be nice, because it didn't feel good to write this. Summary inside, but not a very good one anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
From The Other Side by NotFlyingWithOtters reviews
The Pool Scene from John's point of view as a soldier. T for language
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2011 - John W.
Screwed by Random Ruth reviews
Every Doctor Who fan wants the sonic screwdriver. The Doctor, Amy and Rory want it too. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Could it be? by myerised reviews
Harry has been feeling rather odd lately and is not sure why. Little does he know that his arch-nemesis, Draco, has been feeling the same way...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,097 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Business of Sadness by 221c reviews
Written for a prompt request on Tumblr. "You've got a bloody time machine! Save him!"
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
The One You Win by shooting-stetsons reviews
In which a homeless child follows Sherlock home one day, and he isn't as heartless as one might think. Established S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,681 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ouroboros by Ember Nickel reviews
In Parseltongue, there is no word for "end." Written from a Ten Names Game prompt and a lot creepier than my normal fare.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,688 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Salazar S., Luna L. - Complete
and the petals smile like clowns by justalittle l o o n y reviews
A flower is dropped- a war begins. -NextGen Drabble Collection-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011
Just a human by T.E.D.S reviews
She is wicked and evil, but still, Bellatrix Lestrange is just a human. THIS IS NOT A BELLAxHARRY FIC. Contains: Bella's pre-Azkaban memories. Complete now!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Bellatrix L., Harry P. - Complete
Be The Change by Kazlene la Suicine reviews
So what caused Percy to change from the ministry-loving prat to the man who cracked a joke during the Second Wizarding War? Well, a secretary named Audrey has a lot to do with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,762 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Audrey W., Percy W. - Complete
Cries of Ni by Ginga-in-Ravenclaw reviews
What would happen if Sir Cadogan was challenged by the Knights who Say Ni? A short oneshot. It isn't very good, I am working on a rewrite, so bear with me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Tale of Two Hearts by lostsouloftheunderworld reviews
Two siblings. Two very different lives. One war that will ultimatly bring them together or tear them apart forever. One girl who determins the fate of it all. Two souls. One body. One last chance to make things right... but never has right felt so wrong.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,188 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Legolas
Ugly by Yasona Black reviews
When Pansy suggests handing Harry Potter over to Voldemort, all she can think is that she just doesn't want to die. Unrequited PP/HG and unrequited PP/SS. Warning: emotional abuse, canon character death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Pansy P. - Complete
Coffee, Fate's Wheel, and Fishing by Someone aka Me reviews
"You just haven't found the right fish yet, Pads." "I hate fishing! I've been fishing for too long; I've caught way too many fish, but they all just hop off the line after a minute or two!" "Maybe you ought to try a net?" SB/RL Fluff.48 Hours Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Selective Mute by yeahishipdrarry reviews
Draco has heard about him... everyone on the train was talking. But the infamous Boy-Who-Lived is slightly different to how Draco imagined him...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Significant Others by TangerineFields reviews
Remus mulls over the English language's failure to give him a better word for Sirius than 'my boyfriend'. Pure, drabbly fluff. SiriusxRemus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Death by The Creature reviews
Twelve roses, eleven real, one fake...pure fluff...Read and Review please...for Fiona12690's Alphabet Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Second Chances by RiddikulusGrin reviews
When you think about it, it was Professor McGonagall who bought them together. The Second-Chance Scheme was her idea, after all. Harry and Draco became closer after the war than anyone would have thought. Draco/Harry, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,471 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Look, This Time Might Be Different by squeakyswings reviews
Dr. John Watson is moving on with his life. — Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Whatever, Draco by IleneDover reviews
Pansy's bubble bursts when she discovers that Draco doesn't really care about her. Pansy's POV. Takes place on the Hogwarts Express in HBP, p.149-153; much of the dialogue is JKR's . Small AVPM reference!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Tell Anyone by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy decide to... experiment a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
A Great Man by LienaGrace reviews
What really makes a great man? Moriarty toys with John's mind before the showdown at the pool.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dropped Pin by Sparrow Nightrunner reviews
AU What difference does one moment make? One glance, motion, or hesitation? Turns out, quite a significant one. Different friends, a different House… and perhaps a different destiny. This story shows how everything can change at the drop of, well, a pin
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,716 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Embers by Crystal113 reviews
Maglor's journey through the Ages. Linked ficlets leading directly into "Rise Again From Ashes."
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Maglor, Elrond - Complete
The Mistakes That He Made by AmericanEagleGirl17 reviews
Scorpius needs to tell his father something he anticipates will not like. But Draco's reaction was one he wasn't expecting at all... *One Shot* Draco/Hermione & Scorpius/Rose pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Slytherin by Lovely Spell reviews
After an overheard conversation Draco sees a glimmer of hope in Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Evelyn: The First Age and Valinor by Caunedhiel reviews
'I had a normal life once...' This story follows the tale of one modern woman's life in Middle-earth. Spanning from the First age right up until the middle of the Second. How would Melkor's middle-earth shape you? Canon Based AU Warning: some Slash
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Círdan, Glorfindel
kaleidoscope of love by thelilacfield reviews
Ravenclaws never love logically, don't you know? But, then again, love just isn't logical, is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/19/2011 - N. Tonks, Luna L. - Complete
Elementary by wecouldexplorethegalaxy reviews
In which Watson is a bit more observant than Holmes gives him credit for; an unpublished account by Dr. John H. Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
And Yet You Can by dismaynight reviews
"You don't understand, and yet you can..." A reflective short story about the evils of tedium, and the heart of an army doctor. / non-slash Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Jesus Goes to Hogwarts by ilkkuva reviews
Title is self-explanatory. People wonder where Jesus learned it all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Jesus
Inevitable by Imagine What Could Happen reviews
She likes his smile, only its rare now, and most of the time, when it is aimed at her, it's laced with bitterness. She wants the old smile back; she misses it. Ron/Hermione. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Closed Doors by Luna Elen reviews
The story of Denethor's wife, Finduilas, who is seldom mentioned in Tolkien's works. All he tells us is that she died five years after Faramir was born, and that she longed to return home to the sea and feared the Shadow that spread from Mordor...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Denethor, Finduilas - Complete
A Good Day by FaceChanger reviews
Frodo finally returns to Bag End, but home is not everything he hoped it would be. Edited due to some wonderful criticism.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Frodo B. - Complete
Innocence for Ashes by ILoveToChin25 reviews
Draco Malfoy wants his life to begin. For three years in Azkaban, control was a commodity he did not have, so when events threaten to tear his control away once again, Draco is determined that, this time, he'll fight back. Post DH AU. H/D. UPDATED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,898 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Second chance by WisdomEye reviews
Malfoy, Scorpius" As the hat called out Scorpius' name the hall fell quiet. It seemed that everyone still remembered the Malfoy family. Scorpius walked forwards slowly. He was ready to give his family a second chance in the Wizarding World. ONESHOT. 2ndGn
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Scorpius M., Draco M. - Complete
The Cat's Meow by Padfoot3456 reviews
Harry's been cursed by a necklace that has turned him into a cat, landing him in Magical Menagerie.Draco has purchased a strange black cat with haunting emerald eyes. Can they come together in this way, despite their past? Drarry. Rated for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,152 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Scarf by CKerased reviews
Ep2 spoliers! Sherlock was nearly strangled to death while at Soo Lin's flat. When, on an occasion a couple of days later, he takes off his scarf, John notices the bruises. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Chocolate Frog to Remember by behaveyourself reviews
K for mild swearing. Mildly humorous one-shot starring the darling Ron Weasley. You'll have to read it now because I'm rubbish with summaries!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Ron W. - Complete
Living in Our Moments by Sianatra reviews
A sip of Polyjuice Potion, and for an hour, Severus has everything he wants again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Daddy's Duty by Sianatra reviews
I had to admit, my wife's timing was impeccable. Rose would have to learn about sex eventually, whether I liked it or not. I just prayed that the fateful day wouldn't come too soon. A cute series of fatherly one-shots, please r&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Ron W., Rose W.
When You Fall in Love by malitopia reviews
There were certain things Draco Malfoy wanted to remember. Her eyes, her smile... not her scream. Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cupcake Gambit – A Tale of Pastry and Sin by apAidan reviews
Luna decides it's time to clear the air with Lucius Malfoy. And nothing does that like a cupcake. Written for Mopcat's Cupcake Challenge. Same world as 9th Day. Implied H/Hr/L. Absolutely no relationship between Luna and Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Luna L., Lucius M. - Complete
The Prince's gift by greencyanide reviews
Lily and Severus, in the best and worst time of their lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Red Flag Zones by Sianatra reviews
They've been together 16 months, 5 weeks, and 2 days, and Hermione still won't let him touch her "Red Flag Zones." Ron, however, lusting after more physical contact than just a kiss, is determined to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
FireWorks by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry doesn't want to hear anything Draco Malfoy has to say, but ignoring him and all the letters he sends probably isn't the best idea he's ever had, all things considered. Warnings: Sexual Content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,887 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 82 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Falling Dreams by joemoe93 reviews
The Trio are back at Hogwarts for their final year of school after Voldemort's downfall. Harry tries to piece things back together after suffering memory loss. Post-DH, ignores epilogue. Here there be smut. Now complete. Prequel coming in near future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,095 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The John that Preserves Or The Jammy Devil by JessamyGriffith reviews
Ficlet where John confronts Sherlock about some weird things he's observed. Rips on 'Twilight'. Has fruit preserves. Crack story, and not really a crossover fic, because there are NO vampires.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Green by Scribe Teradia reviews
A conversation between friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Daphne G., Pansy P. - Complete
Sunlight & Moonlight by Unlawfultears reviews
Two girls are ripped from their world and dropped onto the White Council. Their antics and affections prove to be troubling to the Fellowship. Did I mention they are huge Lord of the Ring fans?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Arwen U.
Adunaphel's Wager by Uvatha the Horseman reviews
100 years before the War of the Ring, Adunaphel, the seventh Nazgûl and only female, makes a high-stakes bet with Sauron that could cost him his virtue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sauron, Nazgul - Complete
Rainfall by WitchingWillow reviews
Switzerland is late coming home and Liechtenstein hears footsteps outside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Liechtenstein, N. Italy
The Dark Mark by GoldenNickel reviews
Scorpius notices the Dark Mark on his father's arm and asks questions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Moon And The Air by forgetablelove reviews
After Luna and Draco strike up an unexpected friendships, their lives continue with them apart of each other's. As time passes, something more unexpected than their friendships evolves between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
These Few Lines by Sidney Sussex reviews
John at the Reichenbach. Rated for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Diary of Elrond, Lord of Imladris by elrond peredhel reviews
Tolkien mentioned that Elrond's wife, Celebrian, left him after an attack by orcs on her return to Imladris from Lothlorien. This is my version of how Elrond coped with losing yet another love. Diary format.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Arwen U., Elrond, Glorfindel, Celebrian - Complete
A Girl Named Jack: The Rewrite! by Name1 reviews
Jack has never had what could be considered a normal life but being a possessed by an ancient, florescent tree is pretty much pushing it - even for her. Cleaned up, rewritten and fleshed out. Give it a try, you might be surprised. Little to none MS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,813 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Glorfindel, Aragorn
A Mirkwood Spider Landed On My Front Porch by Nieriel Raina reviews
The Spider Chronicles Book One. A True Story. What happens when creatures and people from Middle-earth move in? Your life is NEVER the same. Spiders on the porch? Elves in the closet? A dwarf in the kitchen? Welcome to my life... 2nd Place 2011 MEFA Humor: Comedy/Drama (Rated for sexual innuendo. Warning: Story is NOT canon compliant in regards to Laws and Customs of the Eldar)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Legolas, Glorfindel - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by Lady of Em reviews
Eoin and Alex are a mother and daughter struggling to get by in Boston. When Alex wishes for them to be in Middle Earth, and they find themselvs there, how will Eoin react? Will the stressed mom find love in the middle of all her worries? OC/Eomer romance
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,665 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Eomer
After the End by ImpishTubist reviews
There was life before John and life with John. It never occurred to Sherlock, not for a moment, that there could be life after John.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Draco Malfoy and The Prisoner of Azkaban by kengi reviews
This takes place after the first 2 books, of the Draco Malfoy series. Pairings are RLxSB, LMxSS, and of course HPxDM. This is what could have happened in the third book, and is meant as a fun "What if" story. Affairs, betrayals,old flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,837 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Hiding Behind his Silver Tongue by Elven-English-Major reviews
Erestor is hiding. Glorfindel Knows it. But no one else -really- believes him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Erestor, Glorfindel
A Life Unwoven by Sadie Elfgirl reviews
What does 'forever' mean to those who live the life of the Eldar?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,013 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Elrond - Complete
Not His Friend by Kaylie S reviews
Sgt. Donavan is far too easy to dismiss as just a bitter, jealous woman. That can't be right. There has to be a reason she hates Sherlock like she does. What's Sally's side of the story?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
The Lady of the Forest by NekoKittyAssassin8 reviews
While driving home from work in a snowstorm, Sophie Jenkins finds a strangley dressed man passed out in the middle of the road. She manages to get him into her car and takes him to her cabin. What will happen next? LegolasxOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,818 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Legolas - Complete
Clash by foreverabean reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy pit themselves against each other from the very first moment they entered Hogwarts. Who would have realized that the sharp tongues and rivalry were hiding something a bit unexpected? HP/DM one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lost by Apple Bottom reviews
Pain. The white hot, never ending, makes you forget everything and want to die kind of pain. My name is Katherine Diana Roberts. I was 19 years old when I first arrived in Middle Earth. This is my story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,047 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Legolas, OC
Dreams About the Sea by too-much-like-Luna reviews
John/Sherlock. "I dream, these days, about the sea." Set after 'The Great Game.' Sherlock has amnesia.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Waiting to Breathe by whykhan reviews
She didn't want to be in Middle Earth. She didn't even know how she got there. Yet here she was, an Edain, lonely, working in Imladris, waiting to go back home, and all the while unwittingly catching Glorfindel's eye. Rated M for future adult scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - [Glorfindel, OC] Haldir
As Luck Would Have It by meshalok reviews
It seemed like a great idea at the time, and it did help reveal Voldemort's dark secret, but was drinking the Felix Felicis potion really worth it in the long run?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Colours by Jennistar1 reviews
When Sherlock Holmes dies, John Watson's world goes grey. Literally. J/S
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Rise Again From Ashes by Crystal113 reviews
After spending millennia wandering Middle-earth, Maglor returns to Valinor, where he attempts to adjust to both his Valar-imposed restrictions and living once more with the Eldar. First Place in Character Studies: House of Finwë in the 2011 MEFAs.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,234 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Maglor, Elrond - Complete
Sea Dreams by Kamai6 reviews
A oneshot. Plain and simple. K because it contains nothing...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Legolas - Complete
You, Me, and House Elf Makes Three by LetheSara reviews
Valentine's Day 1993. Lucius plans to whisk his wife off of her feet for the occasion but, as usual, things don't turn out exactly how he'd like them to. That, and for some reason he can't shake the strange feeling that there's someone watching him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Baby? by Insanely Me reviews
Sometimes Legolas worries for the race of men, he really does.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Legolas - Complete
Obsessions & Vices by Kitarin reviews
L & Light both suffer from insomnia, but end up sharing other obsessions & vices in an attempt to find a cure... takes place loosely during the "handcuffs" era.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Draco Malfoy versus the Knitting by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco does not approve of Harry's new hobby. HPDM. Foundations!verse. Fluffy as.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
Lost by kmf reviews
Legolas could count on the fingers of one hand the number of times in his life he had truly been shocked speechless. Seeing Melissa standing in the middle of the stream pointing her finger at him increased that count by one. Not a Mary-Sue!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,412 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Legolas
Frying pans, elves and things better left unsaid by Kamai6 reviews
This one shot is based of a story by another author, Dithinus... You might want to read that first, but you don't have to... A random plot bunny that hopped into existence whilst talking to the author...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Those Who Can't Do by anonwhat reviews
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Weave Cold Starlight by shyfoxling reviews
Severus wants to make Lily a special gift of something she saw in a book in the library, but doesn't get the chance to until after they're both dead. It turns out to have surprising properties.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lady and the Dinosaur by HumanTales reviews
Consulting detectives aren't always right. Lestrade is more than capable of making accurate deductions. Written for randomly rusted for the 2010 Holmestice exchange. Beta'ed by onedergirl29.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
All Along the Watchtower by GoAskAlice137 reviews
Kate McKay is a United States Marine who suddenly finds herself trapped in the middle of the battle at Helm's Deep. Bad summary. Hopefully not Mary-Sue. No Legomance. No Slash. This is purley adventure. M for Language and gore. Reviews are welcome!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,642 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Never Tell A Girl You Like Her by too-much-like-Luna reviews
Sherlock attempts to woo John in his own special way. Or, Sherlock watches A Very Potter Musical and is inspired by Draco's rolling. John/Sherlock, despite the title.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We Solemnly Swore, The Marauder's Code by Siriusly in Lurve reviews
Four men were bonded together as friends, and their code was a testament to that. They all broke the Marauder's code in very big ways, at different times for different reasons. This is the story of how and why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,547 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Marauders - Complete
An Ounce of Kindness Redux by Tales by Eresse reviews
One never knows where an act of kindness will lead. This is the expanded version of the short story "An Ounce of Kindness".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 221,839 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - [Elrohir, Legolas] [Elladan, OC] - Complete
Winter morning by Eressie reviews
Aragorn's peaceful morning is interrupted by a certain blond elf. One-shot. Non-slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Strange and Stranger by Shhh-Its-An-Alias reviews
She came to me once; crying in the night. I held her, comforted her as she cried, she told me how strange I was. One-shot featuring the friendship between Luna and Tonks. Rated K to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/29/2010 - N. Tonks, Luna L. - Complete
Blaze by Surreysmum reviews
A little vignette of Aragorn and Legolas on a hunting trip many years after the War is over. A picture of a passing moment in a deep and lasting friendship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Complete
Run the sues are coming by Uruviel.Numenesse reviews
oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Green and Gold by ice illuser reviews
To be perfectly fair, Harry hadn't even put on the scarf. It's not until Hermione asks curiously, "Is that a Slytherin scarf, Harry?" that he even realizes he has a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pondering Beauty by Kasmi Kassim reviews
Thranduil is coming to Rivendell, and little Arwen is troubled. Little Legolas ponders beauty, the twins discuss adolescent females, and Elrond really doesn't want to know.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,052 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Legolas, Arwen U. - Complete
Never Underestimate the Power of a Stick by Aranel Mereneth reviews
Edward and Bella stumble upon the Whomping Willow, and the Golden Trio teach them a significant lesson. This is a parody. If you cannot take any criticism against Twilight, then I suggest you do not read this. Reviews and constructive criticism welcome.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hermione G., Edward - Complete
Care of Magical Middle Earth? by Aranel Mereneth reviews
What happens when Middle-earth collides with Care of Magical Creatures? What is Hagrid up to now? What advice does Harry receive? My take on these crossovers, one-shot. Please review
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
The Burning Game by Lamiel reviews
AU. Two years after the Great Game, Moriarty is back and Sherlock couldn't be happier. John could. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,822 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fix It, Ada by Tirnel reviews
A charming Elrond and young Estel story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
The Ruse by Hutchie reviews
Sherlock's thoughts during a scene near the end of The Great Game. contains spoilers
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Truest Slytherin by me malum reviews
... should never actually go into Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Lindir's Pillow by sylc reviews
Lindir lurvvvs his Glorfindel pillow. Slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Lindir, Glorfindel
Eärendil Questions by sylc reviews
Lindir the elfling has some questions about Eärendil. He takes them to Elrond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Lindir, Elrond - Complete
Night Of The Play by sylc reviews
Sequel to "The Play". It is now the night of the elflings' play - "The Two Trees" - and almost time for a now fully spider costumed Lindir to be summoned away to participate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Lindir, Erestor - Complete
The Play by sylc reviews
Erestor is bothered by his elfling nephew, Lindir, who has a problem with the play that is to be put on by the elflings this year.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Lindir, Erestor - Complete
I Hate Yule by sylc reviews
Glorfindel visits Erestor, who hates Yule. The pair bicker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Losing Mary by Eldalie reviews
How to write original characters in the Tolkienverse and escape the clutches of Mary Sue. MEFA 2011 Nominee
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
By Any Means by ILoveToChin25 reviews
AU. Harry is Sorted into Slytherin, and it changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,342 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Line's Progress by ILoveToChin25 reviews
A seventh year story in which Draco has issues, Harry has bouts of insomnia, and they both share a strange, dysfunctional relationship. Post Deathly Hallows, disregards epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,665 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Happy Valentine's Day, Erestor by sylc reviews
Erestor is contacted by an overzealous marketer of the Valarin Healing By Matchmaking Agency.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
In Want Of A Wife by sylc reviews
Anti-OC original character , homophobic, sexist Legolas goes in search of a wife.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Lindir And The Orcling by sylc reviews
Young Lindir meets an orcling one night whilst out wandering alone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Orc, Glorfindel - Complete
Do You Taste Like Strawberries? by xXduchessXx reviews
Two one shots, two people, one cracky question. Light and L want to know.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Boy And His Skull by ToniPrufrock reviews
Taking place in 1987, Sherlock Holmes is 11 years old and has not spoken a word in 6 months. As his family despair, Sherlock attempts to adjust to his new school life. But his world is changed forever when he finds the body of a hanging man...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Lonely Singer by GwennielOfNargothrond reviews
Uinen meets the sweetly singing minstrel of the Noldor still wandering lonely by the shores of Middle-Earth. R&R :
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Maglor, Uinen - Complete
The Adventure of Middle Earth by lostsouloftheunderworld reviews
On Katie's 17th she is sent to live with her aunt.She gets her life dream but when forced to chose between the life she left behind and the one she has dreamed of what will she chose?Who's heart will be broken? and will she find who she's been waiting for
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,667 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Legolas - Complete
Submission by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
John is appalled at some of the things that are said about Sherlock and his relationship in fan fiction, the events and the conversation that follow do not help his case!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tangled Webs by Rumrum reviews
Elrond is baffled when Imladris is plagued by a practical joke of the most colourful proportions. Glorfindel is first - obviously the culprit was not of the faint-hearted, but with the Spring Festival approaching, nothing else could go wrong - could it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,464 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
In Which Holmes Covets His Possessions by Lawliet's Angel reviews
Dr. John Watson is not about to let anyone give him dating advice, ESPECIALLY not Sherlock Holmes. HolmesxWatson ONESHOT
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Self Delusion by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
John Watson wakes up in the hospital, they tell him he has been in a coma since he was shipped back from Afghanistan. They say he made the last four wonderful months spent in 221b up in his head. Are they lying, or are their motivations more sinister?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/19/2010 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
A First Time for Everything by Tirnel reviews
Aragorn's first visit to Bree as a ranger with Halbarad. My shameless attempt to get Aragorn hammered. :P
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Aragorn, Halbarad - Complete
What the Future Holds by Rose that Blooms in Secret reviews
A descendant of the fellowship is summoned back in time in order to help the Company destroy the Ring. She eventually wants to help at all costs, even if it changes the fate of those very close to her. Rated T for Language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,970 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Oh, The Situations I Find Myself In by Princess Kelso reviews
A bunch of mindless plots concerning disasters I find myself in with a certain elf, and it is certainly no joy ride…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Legolas
Greedy by Threepwillow reviews
BASED ON "A VERY POTTER SEQUEL": Sirius feels right at home when the Sorting Hat puts him in Gryffindor, but Remus Lupin is weird and confusing, and Sirius needs some help from another enchanted magical accessory. :::RL/SB, Scarf of Sexual Preference:::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Hogwart's Reaction to A Very Potter Sequel by yeboii reviews
The whole school joined in the Great Hall to watch A Very Potter Sequel, which we all know would result in hilarity. This is their reaction to it! Basically the title. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
The Wisdom of Drunks by prone2dementia reviews
Harry and Draco get drunk. There are consequences. 'Nuff said? A sequel to Fear of One's Own Darkness, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Do Elves Pick Their Nose? by Aranel Mereneth reviews
The Fellowship have only recently set out from Rivendell, and Pippin is bored. Are elves really as graceful as they appear? Pippin's curiousity gets the better of him... again. Hope it makes you laugh, please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
Fear of One's Own Darkness by prone2dementia reviews
A Gryffindor/Slytherin DADA class leads everyone to discover that Harry’s boggart is no longer a Dementor, and that he is not as golden as they’d like to think. An unlikely person, read: Malfoy, comes to his defense. No pairings; HBP noncompliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ya Línna Ambanna Tulinuva Nan by Tolkien'sInkwell reviews
Glorfindel's fea was indeed re-embodied and returned to Middle-Earth . . . but not in the way anyone expected. Confusing to explain, easier to just read and find out
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Glorfindel - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Sorcerer's Stone by kengi reviews
The pairings that are in this story are Draco x Harry and Snape x Malfoy older . The story is written from Draco's point of view and reflects on the Sorcerer's Stone through his eyes. While many of this is JKR, I have my own subplots in with the main plot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,394 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Oranges by Insanely Me reviews
Halt needs some time. How will Will get it?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Will - Complete
Tolkien in Love by Eldalie reviews
All you need to know on het and slash romance fics in the Tolkien universe. MEFA 2010 NOMINEE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,785 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Temptation's Form by Lena xo reviews
In the Divine Realms many dangers must be faced, including the infamous Temptation Lake. But what did Numair really see when temptation called? What we desire most in the world can come in many different forms. Set during RotG. Numair/Daine, obviously.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
More Ways To Kill A Sue by Eavis reviews
Legolas is in love! Or is he? Companion piece to 'Best Way To Kill A Sue'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Disguises, Disguises by Jack of All Suits reviews
The many disguises of Sherlock Holmes have often confused and bewildered me in the past. Time and again I have been placed in the part of a perfect fool. This time, however, I was determined to be prepared! I would catch my friend in his act.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Stuck in Middle earth! by dorkarella reviews
middle earth was one place that Sam & Tasha, best friends, had only dreamed of. what happens when they are suddenly dropped down to the place they thought didn't exist? what spills and thrills are abound for them? now updated!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 138,706 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 5/3/2005
Things As They Should Be: A Trip To Rivendell by mbus55 reviews
Once again the heroes of Middle Earth find themselves tricked into listening to a fanfic written by one of their own. Crazy antics ensue as history is mangled, Mary Sues attack, and everyone is insulted. Based on Things As They Should Be: By Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,019 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
A Matter of Miscommunication by Jack of All Suits reviews
Sillyfic. Mrs. Hudson overhears a very odd conversation between her two tenants and draws the wrong conclusion.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Winter Born by Min Daae reviews
Not any kind of fluffy. "But Haleth was proud, and unwilling to be guided or ruled..."
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
To be Black by Encairion reviews
The story of a modern Kenyan girl who arrives in Middle Earth after her death in a plane crash. The story looks at the racism she faced as a black mortal among the elves. It also explores the reality of a mortal/Immortal love. Not a 10th Walker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,101 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Erestor - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Trust a Thief by Sultar reviews
She didn't want this. Why should she care about the fate of an already dying race? Why should she subject herself to the suspicious glares of those too pure beings? She was a thief, not a hero. Her life was her own. Slight AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,881 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Glorfindel - Complete
So What Now? by RBandDJ reviews
Sequel to So...I'm just gonna blame you... Rhiannan and Danielle have been back for five years. Five days tell Christmas the fellowship lands at their feet. None of them remember the girls, and they have to get them back to Middle-earth...soon
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,541 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Boromir, Haldir
Too Darn Hot by Sara's Girl reviews
The heat is a Slytherin's enemy. Doom, doom, doom. 7th-year AU fluffy!verse. Slightly cracky pre-slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tolerance by Lynsey Schadegg reviews
I...I thought I was the only one. Glorfindel/Erestor. *complete* Warnings: Language, bigotry, AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Frisson by Reuben deFlash reviews
Severus Snape was never one for affection. But when a new student arrives midterm and Hogwarts and exhibits extrordinary potions skills, he has to battle with his emotions if he is to remain within his own stifling boundaries. AU. R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,477 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Old Habits by twopoint reviews
Glorfindel has just arrived in Imladris and things are heating up for the Last Alliance. Amidst hounds and rings and meddling Elronds -- Erestor must make a choice. I adopt a cyclical timeline with Glorfindel/Erestor. Fits into the Forgotten Tree arc.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Friendship as natural as breathing by Tiro reviews
Glorfindel’s friendship with Erestor was not like any other friendship. Non-slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Harry Potter rescues Sirius by Quidditch loving Fabi reviews
Harry can change into a Dalmatian. How can he help Sirius? I'm only nine. Don't expect too much. Quidditch loving Fabi.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Jesus and Avocadoes by Crick118 reviews
Challenge Fic Harry, drunk on sleeping potion, finds an unwilling victim to torment: Draco Malfoy. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Odds of Life by kohakumiyu reviews
Just when everything seems to be perfect, fate plays a cruel trick and drops Skyler on Middlearth. Unfortunately, she won't be the only one for long...HaldirOC & EomerOC yes it might be MarySuish, but humor me and read it please.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,515 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Haldir, Eomer - Complete
10 steps to do a Slytherin by iHeiress-of-Slytherin reviews
10 steps to do a Slytherin aka how Harry does to take Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Uncle, My Cat and I by Alatarial Elf reviews
My uncle, my cat and I end up in ME. Will my uncle survive without his radio. Why didn't Gandalf show up when he needed to? Why is my cat talking to me? Read and find out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,608 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Legolas - Complete
SIMple Reflections of Life by SisterGryffin-SisterSlytherin reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are sharing living quarters at Hogwarts, working as teachers at the school... Harry finds the Muggle game Sims2 - and passes a little time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,990 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Never Look Back by Crystal113 reviews
Elrond has difficulty coming to terms with Elros' choice and their impending separation. Nominated in the 2010 MEFAs.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Elrond, Elros - Complete
Well Dressed Men by Min Daae reviews
Written for Shorelle, from a prompt of "Harry Potter, Harry/Draco, fashion." I had fun with it. A little bit cracky, perhaps, but only a little. Harry is awkward, Draco is distracted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of fangirls and of original characters by Lirulin-yirth-k'aio reviews
Some suddenly born nightmare-ish fantasy about fangirls
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
The Flower King by WindSurfBabe reviews
Years after King Elessar’s passing, the laughter and music of the elves do not grace mortal ears anymore. The woods stand silent; the time of Men has come. But an elf lingers in his father’s realm. His choice is finally made. ElrohirOC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,541 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Elrohir, Glorfindel - Complete
Monty Python's 'The Hobbit' by Morthoron reviews
A perfectly punctuated Python parody of JRR Tolkien's beloved The Hobbit. Join Bilbo Baggins' quest to free Erebor from Smaug the dragon before a lethal strain of comedy kills him. 3RD PLACE, 2009 MEFA AWARDS, with the top two spots left purposely blank.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,214 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
Halt vs Goat by Eryn Grace O'Malley reviews
"Halt wondered how he had sunk so low that a goat was his arch nemesis." Curious yet? Just a short little one shot.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Halt, Will - Complete
Mandos by Min Daae reviews
Going slowly mad. A much less cheerful afterlife than my other one. In which death sucks even more than life did.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
The Perfect Girl by slytherin-nette reviews
Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 413,689 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Uncharacteristic Fury by Nieriel Raina reviews
Eowyn returns from helping an injured man to find her husband is furious with her, and for good reason. A Birthday fic for Raksha the Demon. Undying Friendship Series. Year 1 Fourth Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2009 - [Eowyn, Faramir] - Complete
Captivate by LiterarySpell reviews
Sirius is unexpectedly joined by Lucius in Azkaban. Can they get past their animosity to find common ground or will their true natures shine through?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Sirius B., Lucius M. - Complete
The Dark Beneath the Stars by Ithilwen of Himring reviews
Maglor reflect on the events between the Kinslaying at Alqualondë through the Battle under Stars. Violence, disturbing themes.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,527 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Deeper than Breathing by ziggy3 reviews
Above all else, elves have a gift with song. When Eomer meets with the remaining fellowship, he sees in Legolas and Aragorn an opportunity to rouse Théoden and fight off the dead hand of Saruman but he gets more than he bargained for. NOW REPOSTED ADULT VERSION ON the website ESTELIEL or Faerie or on Archive of our Own .COMPLETE. m/m
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,470 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Legolas, Eomer - Complete
The Disadvantages of Elven Hearing by ElvenStrife reviews
The Fellowship are approaching Moria, getting closer with each step but they are still a ways off. Having stopped to make camp for the night, will they discover just what it takes to make an Elf snap...?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Haunting by Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 89 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Young and the Hopeless by Lady MSM reviews
Some people are born great. Some people are made great. And some people have to drop out of school and run off to Alqualonde to become great. Sequel to "Smells like Teen Spirit."
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,053 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008
Of Overgrown Dwarves and Lembas by Kasmi Kassim reviews
Gandalf is coming to Rivendell. Little Legolas and Arwen go out to greet him, wherein they encounter danger, pride, and figures of speech while Legolas is distressed, Arwen is disbelieving, and Gandalf is up a tree.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,776 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Legolas, Arwen U. - Complete
The Well by Crystal113 reviews
Post Fourth Age. Maglor meets someone unexpected. Second place in Times: Modern Times: General in the 2009 Middle Earth Fanfiction Awards.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Maglor - Complete
Fascination by Sara's Girl reviews
Some would call it obsession, but when it comes to Draco Malfoy, Harry just can't stand not knowing. AU-ish post-war Hogwarts!fic...an experiment, I guess. Pre-slash. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Death Eater Christmas by SaintRidley reviews
So there was this Christmas party for the Death Eaters, and there was an unfortunate incident involving too much alcohol, a Time Turner, and Bellatrix's knickers... Bah. Just read it to find out. I don't own the characters. Harsh language and idiocy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Seeing Stars by Raksha The Demon reviews
Faramir celebrates the birth of his heir with new friends, old memories, ancient history, and a bit too much to drink. thanks to betas LadyBranwyn and Lindahoyland, and to Tanaqui as Dunedain Inebriation Consultant . First Place, MEFA 2008.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Faramir, Aragorn - Complete
Of Art and Autographs by KCS reviews
Holmes and Watson finally have a long-overdue discussion regarding a certain "floridly romantic" set of memoirs. A somewhat random but historically possible take on an old issue and odd situation.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Drinking with the Weasleys by SaintRidley reviews
Fred and George go out for a birthday drink. I have a feeling you'll find something interesting about it, though. Characters owned by J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/24/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2386 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3639 - Favs: 6,893 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry and the Lost Snitch by Quidditch loving Fabi reviews
I'm seven years old, and this is my first Harry Potter story. Since my Mummy Teddylonglong and my brother Skippylonglong always post stories, I wanted to try too. Mummy helped me to post it. Have fun looking for the Snitch! Your Fabi
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Smells like Teen Spirit by Lady MSM reviews
Being a teenager is hard. It's even harder when your dad keeps pressuring you to be a smith, when all you care about is music. A pre-Silmarils Maglor story. Finally complete! Please review!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,051 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Secrets of the Darkest Art by SaintRidley reviews
Published in 1487, only Voldemort and Hermione Granger have read this book in its entirety during the twentieth century. See what it is that they read, the history and secrets of the Horcrux. Finished. I don't own HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Voldemort, Hermione G. - Complete
Evolution by SaintRidley reviews
The beginning of reform for the Malfoy family, beginning just after the Battle of Hogwarts. Canon-compliant, but also compliant with my Rastaban Slytherin story. If you wonder how Harry defended the Malfoys, it is here. Note that I am not J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Peredhel by Epilachna reviews
A half-elven child finds safety and acceptance in Imladris, Elrond suffers the loneliness of being peredhel, and Erestor relives a nightmare from his past. Rivendell and Lothlorien elves will appear. Some cliche breaking within.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 123,711 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Jack Aldaron by Name1 reviews
65 years have gone by and now Jack returns to Rivendell at the request of Aragon. Laurelin is becoming more active, now Jack must try to stop her-and the hidden threat inside Glorfindel. Sequel to A Girl Named Jack.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,382 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Glorfindel
A Girl Named Jack by Name1 reviews
Jack's lived as a boy in her family's eyes. Now she's been sent to Middle-Earth. Will they be able to show her that being a woman isn't horrible? Not MS. Finished. Please, read Rewrite. This issues with this thing makes me cry sometimes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 80,687 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Glorfindel, Aragorn
Who the Heck is Astoria Greengrass? by hYpEravenclaw reviews
She married the most loved and hated character in the Harry Potter series, and yet practically the only thing we know about her is her name. This is my take on the most significant insignificant character in the series, Astoria Greengrass. Chapter 4 is up
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Draco M.
A Founder's Content by SaintRidley reviews
Helga and Godric are the last of the Founders, set between my stories A Founder's Torment and A Founder's Regret, how do they live without their friends? Does life go on, or does life end for Helga? I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Helga H. - Complete
From Afar by Lizbit reviews
Boromir, mortally wounded in his elven boat, washes up on the coast of Maine. None could be more surprised than Morgan, a 21st century girl who doesn't believe a word he says. When she ships him off to the insane asylum, how will he return home? **AU**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,485 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Boromir - Complete
A Founder's Torment by SaintRidley reviews
One Shot. Rowena Ravenclaw is ailing in her last days and she longs to see an old friend and an estranged daughter. Will she be able to express her feelings before her time is up? A part of my series, including A Founder's Lament and A Founder's Regret
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Rowena R. - Complete
In Aragorn's Safekeeping: Life in the King's House by Radbooks reviews
Epilogue to 'In Aragorn's Safekeeping'. Rebecca and Thomas have settled in as Aragorn's children and now all of them are making adjustments as they begin their lives in Minas Tirith. Honorable Mention 2007 MEFA.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 100,900 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
A Founder's Regret by SaintRidley reviews
Godric Gryffindor reflects on life and his former fellows. He has many regrets, but can he admit them to himself? Set 20 years after my story A Founder's Lament, which you can find listed under Salazar Slytherin. One shot, characters by J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Godric G. - Complete
A Founder's Lament by SaintRidley reviews
One shot. Salazar Slytherin regrets that it had been as it was. Can he bring himself to make amends to his former friends? Characters owned by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Salazar S. - Complete
Dark Lady by SaintRidley reviews
Bellatrix Black, age sixteen, meets Lord Voldemort for the first time. One shot. Characters owned by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
The Moments That Mean So Much by Paige Darke reviews
A series of interludes, vignetts, and missing scenes from EH&MSOM.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 6/19/2006
Show Me The Way by Sommer reviews
COMPLETE: If you could go to Middle-earth, wouldn't you have a plan? Flynn hasn't quite thought it through! Will the elves lead her into peril before Legolas can take an interest in her welfare? For the much yummier NC-17 version go to OpenScrolls dot net and search for story 'Show Me The Way' (or PM me).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,935 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 11/28/2002 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Undaunted by Nieriel Raina reviews
When Glorfindel is once again late for a meeting, Erestor sends a determined escort to see he arrives promptly and attired appropriately. Undying Friendship Series. Year 2935 Third Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
Draco Malfoy Is Evil And Still Gets The Girl by starrybutterfly reviews
After those hectic Hogwarts years, the alumni feel like doing no work at all might be a very good idea. The ministry have a duck problem, everyone's sexuality is questioned, and other mayhem ensues. I suck at summarys, it's funny, I promise! DHr,HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,653 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Reichenbach: A Love Story by SimplyElymas reviews
My edited NaNoWriMo 2006 novel. In Greek, there are three words for love, but John Watson does not know these words, and is afraid to learn them. Entails breaking of Leviticus, passages 18:22 and 20:13. In other words, slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 57,754 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006
Foolish Emotions by IniRniDefunct reviews
What if Harry IS the Heir of Slytherin? Slytherin!Harry, Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Dessert For Glorfindel by sylc reviews
Bored at dinner in Rivendell, Glorfindel turns his attentions to sex and sweets. Contains slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
Greenleaf and Imladris by Tales by Eresse reviews
A multistory series chronicling the millennia-spanning relationship of Legolas and Elrohir from the moment they meet beneath the eaves of Greenwood the Great to the years of the War of the Ring and beyond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 154 - Words: 459,124 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006 - [Legolas, Elrohir] [OC, Elladan] - Complete
In Thranduil's Halls: The Hungry Ghost by Anonymist reviews
There’s a mysterious thief at large in the elfking’s halls, and Thranduil is about to discover that not even the king is exempt… Third place winner in Teitho’s Hobbit challenge, first short fanfic attempt. Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Bilbo B., Legolas - Complete
The More You Ignore Me by mtranc3 reviews
Draco decides to woo Harry, Slytherin style.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like Oil and Water by SimplyElymas reviews
A series of 100 HolmesWatson drabbles. Yes, slash. And yes, romance. I might as well admit it.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Us? Friends? by Schermionie reviews
"So, Granger, how's the afterlife?" Malfoy said, deciding that he had nothing better to do than converse with his own annoying hallucinations. "Boring," she replied, studying her nails nonchalantly. "You'd hate it." "Want to bet?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The True Tale of the Grey Company by Authoressinhiding reviews
Start with an insane teenage flautist. Stir in the Sons of Elrond, Legolas, and a whole bunch of Rangers. Add a pinch of warfare and danger. And get...this fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,519 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Only a Scratch by Erestor reviews
Legolas stumbles into Imladris after a hunting trip, describing his injury as ‘only a scratch’. We all know what that really means... A parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Erestor, Legolas - Complete
The Witch king's Cloak by Radbooks reviews
A tongue in cheek look at the Witch king's reaction after his encounter with Aragorn at Weathertop. 3rd place 2007 MEFAs., 1st place MC Awards
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Solitary Confinement by GuTTerArT reviews
In an effort to make them get along, Dumbledore locks Snape and Harry in a classroom for 72 hours. How will they survive one another? [AU] [PreHBP] [No Slash] [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,413 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Tricksy Potato Elveses by sylc reviews
Glorfindel has potatoes on the brain, much to the despair of his music student, Lindir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
The Unexpected Visitor by SimplyElymas reviews
A mouse in a waistcoat teaches Holmes that sometimes the impossible cannot be eliminated. A humorous crossover with the Disney film The Great Mouse Detective. Intended purely for giggling purposes. One shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
My Brother's Keeper by SimplyElymas reviews
A series of one hundred word drabbles, featuring the less glamorous but more talented Holmes brother, Mycroft. There will eventually be one hundred of these, as it's written for the Story 100 comm on LJ.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006
Inside the Problem by SimplyElymas reviews
A Holmesian sestina. If you've ever thought about writing a sestina, and then decided against it because it looked too difficult, let me tell you something you've got much more sense than I do. Still, a credible effort, I think.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
One Kiss by shtrd-lk-gls reviews
The twins of Imladris are feeling bored...very bored. And for two of Elrond's dearest friend and confidant, this could only mean trouble! [One Shot Complete]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
A Stranger In The Woods by katiesue reviews
LEGOLAS! CAUTION: This story is a Legomance and Marysue. Don't say you weren't warned. Woman finds herself in M.E. and happens upon the Prince himself...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,567 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Legolas, Legolas - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by Leanan Sidhe reviews
COMPLETED ENTIRE PIRATES HILARIOUSITY! Two girls are sent back to the Caribbean, where Vicki tries to keep from touching Will, and Rachel tries to keep from stealing all of Sparrow's lines. Rated M for language and some sexual scenes.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,775 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
The Missing by GuTTerArT reviews
Moody isn't out that night Harry sneaks under the Invisibility Cloak, gets his foot stuck in the trick step and drops his Golden Egg ... but Snape still is. [One Shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
One Wish by Arkaeo reviews
On the eve of her twentyfourth birthday, Sarah Burke loses consciousness and wakes up three hundred years in the past on the docks of Port Royal. It's not long before a certain pirate lands her in jail, initiating the adventure of a lifetime...[REDONE]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,433 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
A Sweet Exchange of the Acidic Kind by GuTTerArT reviews
A moment witnessed between two of Hogwarts' most hated Professors. Snape didn't always obey Umbridge, she was far too low on the primordial food chain for that. [One Shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 4,162 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Council of Legolas by Authoressinhiding reviews
Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir, Aragorn, and company capture a MSwriter. Chaos ensues. oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Legolas, Faramir - Complete
Sincerely Yours by West Trekker reviews
The Valar would like to address the Mary Sues!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
An American Girl at Hogwarts? ? ? by ESP reviews
YES! Apparently, the Americans are desperate to shove their Mary Sues off on us! Join the gang as they try to solve the mystery of the dreaded AMERICAN EXCHANGE STUDENT! Is she a veela queen? Is she Harry's twin sister? Is she the heir of Jesus? FIND OUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Lord of the Rings: Interrupted pt 3 by Sue Exterminator reviews
Our two teenage girls are now hardened warriors... kinda of.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,820 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Complete
Why I didn't go to the ball with Sean Hammond by Winnifred Dumbledore reviews
Funny, cute little scene about Angelina being asked to go to the Yule Ball by a Ravenclaw, and Fred using... well, being himself to make sure that she doesn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Fred W., Angelina J. - Complete
He Was a Bra' Gallant by Pentangle-linnon reviews
Glorfindel and Aragorn. A young healer rushes in where the wise fear to tread.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
A Merry War by Elendiari22 reviews
The hobbits are bent on revenge when they learn that they were needlessly dragged through the Midgewater Marshes. A prank war with Aragorn ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Meriadoc B., Aragorn
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2141 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Mysterious Fate by Cormak3032 reviews
A stranger from another realm joins the fellowship, unaware of what danger, love and heartbreak lies ahead. OC but NOT a Mary Sue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 179,142 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
That is the Question by JennyJoy4 reviews
Sequel to There's Something Rotten in Rivendell. The parts are reversed: Now our four MiddleEarthlings end up in PAbut they don't like it very much. Tragedy ensues. Trying hard not to be tacky or MarySueish! COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,925 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
Field Trip by Elf Cakes reviews
Professor Snape chaperones the Gryffindor and Slytherin fifth years on a field trip through a eukaryotic cell. A paper written for my biology class.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2005
Homecomings by Crystal113 reviews
When Elrond reaches Valinor, he doesn't quite get the welcome he expected. Juvenilia.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Elrond - Complete
Winter Fire by cuthalion reviews
She doesn't know who she is. But she dreams of battlefields and heroes in an unknown universe. And the dreams are true... RUNNER UP MITHRIL AWARDS BEST NOVEL SERIAL 2005
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,968 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Faramir, Gandalf - Complete
Lord of the RingsInterrupted pt 2 by Sue Exterminator reviews
Two girls in present time are brought from our world to Middle Earth, smack dab in the middle of the Mines of Moria. They have the knowledge of the Lord of the Rings. Will that help them or not? Will they ever get home?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,136 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Legolas
Only a Game by JunoMagic reviews
When Jarro decided to test a new kind of computer game, she never knew how quickly the game would become real and dangerous... AU. OFC. Complete. Mithril Awards 2005 SemiFinalist.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,499 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Elrohir - Complete
Lord of the RingsInterrupted pt 1 by Sue Exterminator reviews
Two ordinary teenage girls are brought to Middle Earth by a means unknown to them and have to stick with the Fellowship in hopes of finding a way home... But what if they end up wanting to stay?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,374 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Legolas
Aflame by Davesmom reviews
IN PROGRESS...books 15 sort of Ginny had a bad day, and two Slytherins seem determined to make it worse. Chapter 2 up, caution for very bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,370 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/1/2004 - Published: 4/29/2003 - Ginny W., Blaise Z.
Stranger Things by Arandil reviews
Carrie was as normal a girl as you could find in the modern age. That was until she met, yup, you guessed it, the most unlikely of people. Rated R for Chapter 38. All others PG13 or less. IN THE MIDST OF REVISION
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,600 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003 - [Legolas, OC] Aragorn, Gimli - Complete
The Fellowship of the Bra by Spoofmaster reviews
The Fellowship of the Bra begin their quest to Mordor. Dyslexic elves, delinquent hobbits, pothead wizards, and horny future kings abound. It may sound like a slash or sex fic, but it isn't, because those suck. Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,176 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Silent Stranger by Gilimirin reviews
A girl falls into Middle-earth and is found my none other than Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli, the catch is she won't talk and the guys don't know if she is even able to. its sometime after LotR and rating may change when I figure out whats gonna happen.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,479 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003
The Games of the Gods, Book One: Setting the Board by vericus reviews
The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 285,571 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Glorfindel, Haldir - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Elrond: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Allocin reviews
So you've bought yourself an ELROND model. Congratulations! But remember, an Elf is for life and the lives of your children's grandchildren, not just for Christmas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Elrond - Complete
Thranduil: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Allocin reviews
Thinking of purchasing a THRANDUIL for help around the home? Here's all you need to know to keep your woodelf serviced and servicable.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
The MarySue That Wasn't by vericus reviews
Sabrina finds herself dumped in MiddleEarth. Only one problem she doesn't even know she's in MiddleEarth, and she has arrived at exactly the wrong time. Warning: amusing only if you have a morbid sense of humour or you hate MarySues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Falling In Love Is Hard On The Knees by Andariel666 reviews
COMPLETE My name is Carrie. I don't know how I got here, or even WHY I'm here, but I have decisions to make decisions that could change a world. But I was never known for my good decisions. What will I do?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,250 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Legolas - Complete
The Drinking Game by LegolasLover2003 reviews
Inspired by a deleted scene from ROTK. During Rohan's victory celebration, Gimli gets Legolas involved in his first Drinking Game. However, the Dwarf soon learns that, to embarrass an Elf, may not be the wisest thing to do. Written BEFORE the Extended Edition of ROTK was released!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Glorfindel: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by insert pseudonym reviews
The guide for that loveable, but oft neglected Elven Lord: Glorfindel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2003
Unbound by twopoint reviews
A young Rivendell Elf considers how old it too old - What began as much banter with the Golden Elf we never see enough of, is starting to shift its shape - Glorfindel and OC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 10/5/2003
Elladan and Elrohir: The Owner's Guide by Lady Peredhel reviews
How many times did you wish to meet the Sons of Elrond? Stop dreaming, now you can be ELLADAN and ELROHIR's owner! Don't miss the opportunity to purchase those handsome, useful and loyal Half-elves! PG-13 for references to mature themes and innuendo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2003
Of Cliches and Mysterious Portals by Elf Cakes reviews
A short fic that seems to point out common cliches often seen in the typical Mary Sue fic. Mary Sue bashing? You bet! Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Complete
Eowyn : The Owner's Guide And Maintenance Manual by Sargastic Kit reviews
Inspired by Theresa Green's wonderful 'Owners' Guide' Series, and published with her permission, everything you could ever want to know about the care and ownership of your fair Lady of Rohan...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Eowyn
When Harry Met Jesus by Echidne and Jyestha reviews
Alone in his room one day, Harry is visited by Jesus and other religious figures inviting him to convert. It's humor...just read it. Read and review....it'll bring a smile to your face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/30/2003
Crossing Paths by Arabella Thorne reviews
The CONCLUSION: This was my first LOTR effort (written Jan.-Apr. 2002) resubmitted: A human woman meets an elf on his way to Rivendell...and beyond. Of course nothing is ever that simple!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,101 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Elrond
How Beautiful the Skin by Arabella Thorne reviews
The Conclusion: Estel is a young teenager, surrounded by beautiful elvish women...this is his first experience with the opposite sex. Please take the R rating seriously! Thanks for the beta-ing Laura!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2003 - Published: 2/10/2003 - Aragorn, Elrond
Sightseeing in MiddleEarth by vericus reviews
Erin, from 21st century Canada, wakes up one morning in MiddleEarth. When she joins the Fellowship, the path of the quest is forever changed, and no one can tell how it will end. Spellchecked, lightly editted, and reuploaded
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,213 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Boromir, Haldir - Complete
Watch This! by daw the minstrel reviews
Little elves fight boredom with shields, a stairway, and a phrase dreaded by the parents of boychildren of all races. Shameless movieverse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Legolas - Complete
The Valar's sense of humor by Lady Viola reviews
An ending with epologue! Helena always wanted to go to middle earth, she wanted to find love, she wanted to be an elf, the valar had other plans. Not slash. I'm not very good at summaries but it's original. Feedback is sacred to me!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,650 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2002 - Published: 5/24/2002 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Kristin's Hunt for Elf-Ears by Loser Girl reviews
Kristin wants to lick elf ears. So, of course, she runs to Middle-Earth and assaults elves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2002
Trouble With Manors by Keiishi-san reviews
A short slash ficlet involving Harry and Draco sneaking around the Slytherin’s home, in search of privacy…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 194 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Such A Light reviews
Sometimes things don't need to be shown in a noticeable way. This is just vignette.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Insuring The Belief
Its been three years to the day, and mornings are hard. That's when you have to remember.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - John W.
Made For The Bullet reviews
Even high-functioning sociopaths relive events that are better left behind, just not often in a 'conventional' way.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Lost In Tolkien reviews
Savannah gets transported to Arda while babysitting her little sister and things go terribly wrong... Rated 'T' for language and gore.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,519 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Glorfindel
The Gull reviews
On the shores of Pelargir Galadriel's message to Legolas is fulfilled...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete