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.: Nix Jazz Tempesedo :.

Hey guys!

My name is Nix which also happens to be the name of my main character in my Transformers Fan Fiction!

You can probably tell I love Transformers and have watched all the movies, all of the Animated Series, all of Transformers Prime and am currently watching Generation one and beyond! I don't have any favorite characters but I have to say I am dead set an Autobot at heart!

I do have to say I love Soundwave and Starscream though! Oh and Knockout and Breakdown!


I love reading, writing and drawing and one day hope to have a job as a Graphic Designer although we'll have to see yet!

So enjoy my stories ;)


1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.

2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.

3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot Fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.

5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC TopKick, or Hummer drives by.

7. Dreams transformer pairings.

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.

10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins.

11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject.

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home just to annoy her brother.

15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots.

16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons.

17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her brother.

18. Has posters of her favourite Transformers.

19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.

20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.

22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.

23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade.

24. Acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.

25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer


-You can quote Transformer movies correctly.

-You know about the Transformers chapter book.

-You dream (literally) that an Autobot is your guardian

-All or most of your FanFics are about Transformers

-You read Transformers FanFics for hours at a time almost every day

-You cried when an Autobot died in the Transformers movies

-You wish Ironhide or some other Autobot could blast certain annoying people.

-You watch the Transformers movie weekly

-You talk back at Decepticons when watching Transformer movies.

-You have constant Transformers FanFics in your head


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Favorite Transformers quotes:

"What's crackin' lil' bitches, this looks like a cool place ta kick it!" -Jazz

"You feelin' lucky, punk?" -Ironhide

"What are you looking at, slobberpuss!?" -Wheelie

"Damn, I'm good." -Sideswipe

"You fail me yet again, Starscream!" -Should be obvious, Megatron

"Gotta wonder. If God made us in his image, who made him?" -Epps.

"This is like a freaking house of horrors!" -Wheelie, again.

"You dare point a gun at me! you want a piece of me! I'll tear you apart!" -Ironhide, (You know he was talking about Jazz here, when he was torn in two. JAZZ R.I.P) :(

"That wasn't so bad. At least where on the right planet." -Jetfire. The old guy is just hilarious.

"This is what I call, blending in like a ninja!" -Skids, don't mess with the processor-less twins.

"I need you to pull 'em hard. Not now, where on the plane, dumbass!" -Lennox.

"Jolt, electrify him!" -Ratchet.

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Fusion by Shidract reviews
A predominantly OC based fanfiction, based four years or so after the second movie with members NEST. First the Allspark. Then Energon. Now Fusion. A rough, missmatched group of Autobots. Their human allies. And an unlikely path ahead of them.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,065 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 12/17/2009
Car Wash by Hibana reviews
Life is never dull when your car is a talking robot named Bumblebee. A series of Sam and Bumblebee friendship ficlets. Enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,193 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Fusion Christmas Special by Shidract
OC Fun. A quick branch off from my main story Fusion. Christmas at Recon's hangar base in southern Nevada is a pretty interesting event, that's for sure. I'm having too much fun writing this :3
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009
Curiosity reviews
Some of you might remember my old story Accelerate? Well this is a revamped version as I found the old one had horrible writing and all that. As well as this I have improved my knowledge on Transformers and will no longer be basing it solely on movie logic.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/24/2012