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Joined 10-15-10, id: 2577612, Profile Updated: 12-15-13
Author has written 12 stories for Vampire Academy, Leverage, Hawaii Five-0, NCIS: Los Angeles, and Avengers.

1. I am a fangirl, you dull creature.

2. idiot9and602 is now just idiot9 because 602 is a lazy butt. idiot9 has taken control of this account. Mwahahaha.

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A Very Good Team by Qweb reviews
Conversations between the Avengers plus a little action. Random timeline, strictly movie verse. No slash. Not compliant with Cap2 or Avengers 2. Ch69&70-A scientist plots to kill a super soldier and his knockoff using "Gas." Ch71-"Pi Day" Ch72-"Fireworks"
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 72 - Words: 132,402 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Stolen Moments by Jessica237 reviews
All of the little moments we didn't get to see in 3x22, Neighborhood Watch. KD
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 88,250 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Kensi B., M. Deeks
Stolen by Sorentense reviews
"I will do what I always do when I want what I can't have, Brother." Loki grinned, the grin that meant trouble. "I'm going to steal her." The story of Loki's obstacle-ridden marriage with his beloved, stolen wife. Loki/Sigyn
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 85,821 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Storm's Eye by Rene Austen reviews
In Asgard, post-Avengers, Loki is drawn into a whirlwind of deceit and ancient blood debt. At the same time, a shadowy menace stalks Asgard, eluding capture despite Thor's best efforts. When these two quests intertwine, Loki must confront both the rift between himself and his brother, and the sacrifices he is willing to make to meet his heart's greatest need. Loki/Sigyn
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,419 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Much of you is repetition by niewypowiedziane reviews
Adjusting is healing is forgetting, or so Clint thinks. Tony teaches him he is wrong and kind of saves his life in the meantime. Post-Avengers. [trigger warning for self harm]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Handling by discipulapauper reviews
It was hard work, babysitting Earth's Mightiest Heroes-but somebody has to pick up the pieces at the end of the day and put them back together. Pepper-centric. Movie-verse, post-Avengers. Team Fic. One-shot. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
9 Months by Tiana-P reviews
Between the two of them, they could handle this, right? Established Steve/Kono
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,234 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Kono K., Steve M.
Adventures of Super SEAL by Qweb reviews
An exploration of Super SEAL's superpowers. Humor, friendship, action, adventure - you get it all with Steve McGarrett. No spoilers, but there's probably some swearing.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,545 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Steve M., Danny W.
Fallout by callistana reviews
Spoilers for The Golden Lily. Sydney has to deal with the repercussions of choosing her duty to the Alchemists over her feelings for a certain Moroi. A series of Sydrian oneshot ficlets written post-TGL.
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,080 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sydney S., Adrian I. - Complete
Venezuela by Assemble-the-Avengers reviews
"...But now you need to let me patch you up. That's how we do this remember? You patch me up, I patch you up." ClintXNatasha. Post Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,172 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Stormy Weather by Qweb reviews
A case vital to Hawaii's economy is interrupted by the worst weather in 30 years. Look for tailing, rescues, banter, food, a little h/c and lots of danger with the brilliant detective, clever lieutenant, undercover superstar and action hero. Now the storm is causing real trouble on Oahu and the Five-0 team has to pitch in to help, without forgetting about their case.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,513 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Stale Mate A Foxface fiction by b0oRadley23 reviews
What if there was more to Foxface's death than just a mistaken handul of berries? This is the story of how Foxface really died.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Foxface, Peeta M. - Complete
Falling Short by ectograsp reviews
After the events of the Avengers, Natasha's having trouble remembering why she ever thought it was a good idea to get caught up in Clint's life. But when he appears to have been killed in battle - for her - she realizes everything he always wished she'd be brave enough to see.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,403 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Not An Insult by Qweb reviews
When she and Chin are attacked, Kono proves that "you fight like a girl" is not an insult.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Kono K., Chin Ho K. - Complete
Potential Infinity by Sidalee reviews
There's no such thing as a dull moment in the McGarrett household.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,095 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - [Kono K., Steve M.]
Never So Vulnerable by Gwalchmai reviews
He's not sure what hurts more, the rejection or the indifference towards the sacrifices that have been made, towards what he himself and his team had to go through because of Shelburne, because of secrets Joe's known about all this time. Danny-Steve centric episode tag for 2x13. Friendship, Comfort, Angst.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Protégé by Kristen999 reviews
Octane fuels Kono's blood, the same untamed rocket fuel in McGarrett's. That's why Kono asked her boss if he'd train her as a sniper. Set early Season One
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Kono K., Steve M. - Complete
Trouble Magnetized, or Danny Does Disney by Qweb reviews
Danny takes Grace on vacation to Southern California and finds out that Steve McGarrett's trouble magnetism has rubbed off on him. And now they're home again, with souvenirs.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,474 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Danny W., Grace W. - Complete
Morning by gf7 reviews
Post ep for 3x16/3x17 Blye, K P1/P2. Sunsets and sunrises are a lot like night and morning. One brings on closure, the other a new beginning. K/D.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
He Always Will by youknowyouwantit reviews
But there's a deep pain in his chest—a haunting of a promise broken, of an apology long forgiven, but still not forgotten.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Steve M., Kono K.
Makeup and Breakup by Northern-Soul reviews
A scene/chapter I think should appear in Last Sacrifice in some form or another. Please read. Was a one-shot, now continued.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,382 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
iMikeTunes by shan14 reviews
Mike's itunes, as exposed by the Hammersley's crew.
Sea Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Mike - Complete
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The Race Against Time reviews
When a trip to the park ends up with Darcy and Violet getting kidnapped, the Avengers must figure out a way to rescue them before their time runs out. Meanwhile, Darcy has to try to stop herself from mouthing off to the bad guys. Established Bruce/ Darcy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,611 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013
Birds of a Feather reviews
With the encouragement of her 'family', Parker decides to visit an old friend. *Tag to season 5 episode 14 The Toy Job
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Parker - Complete
Of Confectionery and Love reviews
Parker and Hardison through the eyes of a stranger. Tag to season 5 episode 11 The Low Low Price Job.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Alec H., Parker - Complete
Parent Talk reviews
Will Dimitri survive Janine and Abe's 'chat? Post Last Sacrifice. The second chapter is finally done!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Dimitri B. - Complete
For Us reviews
"Don't do that to me again," Hardison repeated his words from earlier that day. "I can't afford to lose you, Parker, I just can't." Tag to season 5 episode 9 The Rundown Job
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Alec H., Parker - Complete
Starry Night reviews
A look into our favourite hacker and thief's picnic under the stars. Tag to S5 Ep3 The First Contact Job.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Alec H., Parker - Complete
Ohana Means Family reviews
A collection of stories on the idea 'things you would do for your family'. Team centric mostly, with established McKono. Not in chronological order.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012
His Saving Grace reviews
What was going on in Dimitri's head when Rose got shot? *Spoliers for Last Sacrifice. FINALLY COMPLETED!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Promises reviews
"She didn't care that she would regret it the moment he picked up; she just needed to hear his calm voice assuring her everything was going to be alright." *Tag for season 3 episode 17: Blye, K.,Part 2
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Let's Go Home reviews
Grace Williams has only seen her Danno cry twice so far. He was her superhero, and superheroes didn't cry, but her Danno did. *Spoilers for season 2 episode 15
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Danny W., Grace W. - Complete
Going Back to Her reviews
"Why do you think it took Charlie so long to go back?" *Spoilers for Season 4 episode 4
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Alec H., Parker - Complete
Kiss the Girl reviews
While talking to Rose, an annoying song begins playing in Dimitri's head. But is 'annoying' the word he's looking for? One shot. Songfic.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete