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Name: Frankenstein
Parents: No, actually I'm the mutant result of an illegal scientific experiment. Creators' secret lab was found by Human Rights activists. The government wanted to kill me- of course, they phrased it as 'eliminating the grave threat posed by the unstable results of dangerous genetic experiments that should never have existed in the first place' but it means the same thing. Luckily for me, the activists got mad and insisted I be allowed to live- so the government locked me up in this measly prison cell turned mental ward. But they did give me this computer, so I spend all my time on the internet, reading HP fanfics. That was actually how I learnt to read in the first place.
Siblings: Creator died before he could make the Mutant Army he wanted.
State of Mind: Insane
Religion: Somehow I doubt that God would accept a mutant.
Weight: I may not be a lady, but that doesn't mean you can ask me THAT.
Marital status: Unmarried, unattached and with no plans for that to change
Sanity: Nonexistent
Residence: In a prison in the middle of nowhere, floating around in empty space with a computer being all that's attaching me to the outside world.
Species: Unsure

When you write, you pretend you're someone else, somewhere else, in another time and you do what you always secretly have wanted to do, but couldn't. So you write, and you write and you realize you CAN do whatever the hell you want, just as long as you never do it outside your head.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-1 knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.

How sweet to be an idiot
As harmless as a cloud
That's too small to hide the sun
Almost poking fun
At the warm, but insecure
Untidy crowd

How sweet to be an idiot
And dip my brain in joy
Children laughing at my back
With no fear of attack
As much retaliation
As a toy

How sweet to be an idiot
I tiptoe down the street
Smile at everyone I meet
Then suddenly a scream
Smashes through my dream:
"Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum
I smell the blood of an asylum
Hey you! You're such a pedant!
You got as much brains as a dead ant!
As much imagination as a caravan sign
But- I still love you!"

How sweet to be an idiot
How sweet, how sweet, how sweet!

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together
Woman: Really, I'd put "F" and "U" together

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why they have only one religion in the world.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch.

It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody

This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

(italics refer to me):

I wear black so I must be a Goth.

I'm young so I must be naive.

I have good grades, so I must be a Nerd.

I love animals so I must become the crazy old cat lady.

I get depressed so I must be Emo.

I'm blonde so I must be an idiot.

I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm Native American, so I must be a savage.

I'm a white girl, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.

I'm at the top of my year, so I must be easy.

I'm a virgin, so I must be prude

I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I must be fat.

I'm single, so I must be ugly.

I'm Christian, so I must hate homosexuals.

I love shopping, so I must be rich.

I'm a Muslim so I must be a terrorist

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, Post this.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, Black Wolf-Dog, Fluff's Lady, night flame miko, Izara Sprightly

92 percent n teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have never been social enough to be exposed to drugs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile,

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile


Fave Quotes;

'Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Welcome to the Dark Side. Surprised we lied about the cookies?' -Jordan

'I cannot tell you that, as it would compromise agents in the field.'- puppy2012

Genius is one of the many forms of insanity. - Cesare Lombroso

Human beings have speculated about the relationship between inspiration and insanity for centuries. -Patty Duke

You know when you live in 2012 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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With Prejudice by JLouiseCaonach reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy come to an earlier understanding after Mr. Phillips overhears Wickham's accusation against Darcy in Meryton.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,787 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 10/16/2019 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy, Mr. Wickham
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 154 - Words: 1,296,525 - Reviews: 17782 - Favs: 17,579 - Follows: 19,288 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Forthright Speech by IfOnlyWeKnew reviews
Thank you to everyone who left comments on my first short story - your encouragement has led to this new, light hearted, 'What if', where Darcy and Elizabeth allow each other the opportunity for candid speech earlier in their interactions. In this scenario, it is granted partway through Elizabeth's stay at Netherfield, leading to a much earlier conclusion of events.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,011 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/26/2021 - Published: 8/7/2021 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Longbourn's Son by LPK9 reviews
A son is born, but tragedy leads to significant changes in the Bennet family. Elizabeth and her siblings make their way as they balance responsibilities and love. The final version of this story has been published Dec 2021 under the name "Longbourn's Son".
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/13/2021 - Published: 8/5/2021 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] [Jane, Mr. Bingley] - Complete
Albus and Harry's World Trip by ZebJeb reviews
After defeating the basilisk, Harry is expelled for his efforts. Dumbledore was unable to get his job back as Headmaster. The two set off on a trip together around the world, where Harry will discover the benefits of being the only student of a brilliant former Headmaster who no longer feels the need to avoid sharing information.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,185 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 4,867 - Follows: 6,370 - Updated: 12/7/2021 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Harry P., Albus D.
Not So Silent Service by leavesfallingup reviews
In the P&P universe, servants were supposed to be silent and all but invisible as they cater to their masters' every whim. What if a few decided that timely intervention was necessary? How might the story change?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,032 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 12/7/2021 - Published: 6/7/2020 - Complete
Consternation is a Four-Syllable Word by Hiniwalay reviews
Without Wickham in Hertfordshire to poison any opinions, Darcy and Elizabeth share a much more cordial dance. And Bingley— Bingley picks an awfully inconvenient time to be perceptive about his best friend.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,309 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/26/2021 - Published: 4/21/2021 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] Caroline, Mr. Bingley
Our Jane by JLouiseCaonach reviews
Discovering Mr. Collins' intentions towards Elizabeth, Jane is determined to save her dearest sister from an unequal marriage.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,913 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 11/20/2021 - Published: 5/1/2020 - Jane
Dancing On Hedgerows by mrnon reviews
Regency AU. When Mr. Bingley leases Netherfield Hall, he and his friend Darcy are embroiled in a mystery involving a beautiful married woman, a beguiling actress, a timid reverend, a moralizing bluestocking, a blackhearted landowner, and a neighboring estate entailed away from the female line. HEA, but a suspenseful journey to the conclusion. Rated T for allusions domestic violence
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 179,694 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 11/7/2021 - Published: 5/11/2016 - Elizabeth, Jane, Mr. Bingley, Mr. Darcy
Prior Arrangement by elliotbennet reviews
Our story begins 2 years before the original P&P. Elizabeth has grown up loving and caring for Longbourn, knowing it would one day pass to a complete stranger whom her father despises, but then that man dies and his son visits. Would she consider marriage to save Longbourn? A prolonged arrangement in place, what happens when a certain gentleman comes to the area years later?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,076 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 11/6/2021 - Published: 8/21/2020
Mama, Can You Die From a Broken Heart? by schanen reviews
Mrs. Bennet may be silly. Mrs. Bennet may be loud. But no one could ever say that she is not a mother who would give anything for the happiness of her daughters. Mrs. Bennet accompanies her brokenhearted daughter to London to stay with the Gardiners, determined to restore Jane's happiness and, if she can, give a certain gentleman a piece of her mind.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,416 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 11/5/2021 - Published: 6/4/2021 - Elizabeth, Jane, Mr. Bingley, Mrs. Bennet
A Wicked, White Cravat by Anton M reviews
Complete. Previously a one-shot, now a full story. Miss Elizabeth, feeling desperate and reckless, cannot handle the indiscretion of the continuing proposals of Mr. Collins and scandalously compromises herself by kissing Mr. Darcy in Mr. Bingley's drawing room. OOC, AU, HEA
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,406 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 11/5/2021 - Published: 5/5/2016 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 196 - Words: 862,540 - Reviews: 13240 - Favs: 6,355 - Follows: 5,263 - Updated: 10/28/2021 - Published: 9/4/2005
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 238,926 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 10/23/2021 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Through the Lens of a Letter by LizzieF reviews
PREVIEW ONLY Something crinkled by her foot. Elizabeth reached down and picked it up. A rapid scan revealed it was a letter from Fitzwilliam Darcy to the second daughter in a family of Bennets. Too bad she'd never even heard of a Mr. Darcy. Fate sends Darcy's letter to Elizabeth nine months early, before Bingley arrives. D&E HEA. #Slowburn. Available on Amazon.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,006 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 10/1/2021 - Published: 8/25/2020 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
A Wizard's Guide to 'Banking' by Bakuraptor reviews
The problem: muggleborns face terrible discrimination, Voldemort has this terrible habit of killing them whenever he gets the chance, and things are only getting worse. The solution: Find safety in numbers - and if the numbers don't exist yet, find a way to make them, even if you knock the wizarding world on its head on the way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,746 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 7/21/2021 - Published: 1/18/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., OC
It all might have been different, Book One by leavesfallingup reviews
This will be a series of one-or-two-shots in which a small alteration has far reaching results. There are no promises of happily-ever-after, at least for our dear couple. Still, I hope that you can enjoy the stories anyway. Complete. New stories will be in Book Two
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 107,286 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/18/2021 - Published: 1/28/2021 - Complete
Wilfully Misunderstood by Isabelle Lowe reviews
Mr Darcy is not able to see Elizabeth on the evening that she does not go to dinner at Rosings and as a result the disastrous Hunsford proposal never takes place. The next day when hoping to meet her on her morning walk he instead overhears a conversation with Charlotte which leads him to rethink his approach...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 116,302 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 6/21/2021 - Published: 9/2/2018 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] [Mr. Bingley, Jane]
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,141 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 6/17/2021 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
Elizabeth and the Hiding Gentleman by ColinEhle reviews
Hiding under a table was not the ideal way to meet someone, definitely not someone with a face that impressed itself on Darcy's mind. And escaping from Caroline Bingley was definitely not the ideal way to meet the same lady again. Elizabeth had never come to the rescue of a gentleman before, her curiosity and interest in human nature brings her to study the Hiding Gentleman.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,504 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 6/7/2021 - Published: 4/1/2020 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
An Interrupted Journey by leavesfallingup reviews
Lady Catherine's journey south is interrupted when her daughter Anne suffers an attack of asthma. The help she receives changes the lives of many... and the path of P&P. Life is a series of interrupted journeys. Sometimes it is the dips in the road that define us.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,837 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 5/19/2021 - Published: 5/31/2019 - Complete
Junior Prankster by blueoceandragon reviews
The Weasley twins overheard Ron's comment about Hermione's being insufferable and decide to take her under their wing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,425 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 3/5/2021 - Published: 12/1/2019 - Hermione G., George W., Lee J., Fred W.
These Unfortunate Affairs by Ms Pimprenelle reviews
A series of Regency whodunnits featuring Mr Darcy and Miss Elizabeth Bennet. Silliness inside, work in progress, irregular updates. Each chapter can be read as a one-shot, providing your primary focus isn't D&E's relationship, since they are too focused on their enquiries to think about romance.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,861 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/18/2021 - Published: 4/14/2018 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy]
The Viscount's Goddaughter by Vrvwv5 reviews
In this story the Bennets have better connections. A compromise early in the Earl of Matlock's life led to a large age gap between Col. Fitzwilliam and his elder brother, the Viscount. The Viscount is of an age with Mr. Bennet. The friendship between the two led to a higher ranked godfather for Elizabeth. It is light hearted with little angst.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,689 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 1/14/2021 - Published: 1/6/2021 - Anne de B., Elizabeth, Lady Catherine, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Mr Bennet's Daughter by timunderwood9 reviews
Mrs. Bennet fled from Longbourn with her lover and Jane two months after Elizabeth was born, leaving little Elizabeth behind with Mr. Bennet. Mr. Bennet dedicated his life to raising Elizabeth. He had loved Elizabeth dearly from the first time he picked his little girl up and she smiled her baby smile at him, and grabbed at his sideburns.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 106,603 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 12/17/2020 - Published: 4/7/2019 - Complete
Kidnapped by Babsy1221 reviews
First Lizzy had learned of Mr. Darcy's hand in breaking Jane's heart, and then he had offered the most insulting marriage proposal in history. Could a day get worse? Only if she were to be threatened at sword-point, tied up, and whisked away by a rogue, with only the world's most arrogant man to watch over her. Luckily, that wasn't very likely to happen...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 137,482 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 11/3/2020 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Charlotte, Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy, Col. Fitzwilliam - Complete
A Brother's Protection by AnaWayne reviews
In which the Bennets had a son and five daughters. Fanny Bennet is not worried with her husband demises, but with the marriage of her elder daughters, but hadn't save a penny for them. Thanks Lords, General Bennet had other idea!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,696 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 10/25/2020 - Published: 6/3/2020 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy, OC
The Colonel's Chance by readergirl4985 reviews
What if Colonel Fitzwilliam reacted differently after his fateful conversation with Elizabeth about Darcy and Bingley? If you are a hardcore Lizzy/Darcy shipper, this is not for you.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,002 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 10/20/2020 - Published: 3/5/2018 - Elizabeth, Col. Fitzwilliam
In Loco Parentis by The Hope Lions reviews
Hermione Granger doesn't know why she was sent back to 1992, but she's not going to waste this second chance. Even the Chosen One needs some responsible adults on his side. After all, Harry may not know it, but he's Hermione's best friend. As she takes up the DADA post, "Jean Watson" is not going to let anything happen to him-or any of her friends for that matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,874 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 7/31/2020 - Published: 11/7/2019 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Harry P., Albus D.
The Bonds of Sisterly Affection by readergirl4985 reviews
I found myself, one day, wondering how Kitty and Mary would have turned out had Kitty been closer to Mary instead of Lydia. How might the story have changed? (Just a warning that this isn't likely to be a E/D HEA. That could change, but at this moment it does not look like it will.)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,161 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 7/7/2020 - Published: 2/6/2018 - Kitty, Mary
Crisis at Netherfield by LadyPakal reviews
An epidemic has hit Meryton. The story starts just after Elizabeth arrives at Netherfield to nurse her sister, who was taken ill during a visit with Caroline Bingley. Please note: I will be removing this story eventually.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 118,392 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 5/10/2020 - Published: 11/7/2019 - Elizabeth, Jane, Mr. Bingley, Mr. Darcy - Complete
A Fresh Bouquet by Tsume Yuki reviews
Reborn into the world of Harry Potter, Poppy Evans has only one goal; make sure she's not the only magical Evans alive by 1982. And maybe save that smug Potter while she's at it. Regulus Black didn't fit into the equation; he wasn't suppose to be so distracting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,567 - Reviews: 2991 - Favs: 6,893 - Follows: 7,046 - Updated: 5/7/2020 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Regulus B., OC] Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Hidden Stitches by LadyJaeza reviews
Jane and Lizzy must prepare to face an uncertain future. Shunned by Mrs. Bennet and largely ignored by Mr. Bennet, they face additional challenges when a young gentleman of fortune leases Netherfield Park. This is an AU story with major changes to some of the familiar characters and situations. As a result, ODC can be considered OOC in this rendering. Some angst and a little humor
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 151,586 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 5/3/2020 - Published: 1/1/2020 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy]
Deceived No Longer by Trixfan reviews
At the Netherfield Ball, after requesting Lizzy dance with him, Mr Darcy confesses his sister's almost elopement with Wickham, changing the course of the story we all know and love. This results in a journey of self-discovery, lost innocence and a very different view of the world around Miss Elizabeth Bennet.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 111,484 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 12/26/2019 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] Georgiana, Col. Fitzwilliam
The Propriety Failure by WadeH reviews
What's the worst-case scenario for a Propriety Violation? Parents chastise you? Acute embarrassment? Personal and/or family Reputation tarnished? Perhaps being forced to marry? All these things are BAD, but are they THE WORST? Let us try something even more unpleasant, shall we? (Warnings - Some bad things in chapter 1, moderate angst)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 90,766 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 11/23/2019 - Published: 9/14/2019 - Caroline, Elizabeth, Mr. Bennet, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Curse by Autumn2005 reviews
Mr. Bennet was a powerful mage and adventurer in his youth. After having his future children cursed, he decided to retire. The first time his wife was pregnant, he used his magic to prevent the curse, and Jane was born perfect. Thinking the curse was gone, he did not use magic when his wife was pregnant again, and Elizabeth now bears the full brunt of the curse. E&D, WIP, HEA
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,376 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 6/26/2019 - Published: 2/24/2017
Upon Closer Acquaintance by Queen Mum reviews
Darcy overhears a conversation between Lizzy and Charlotte at Lucas Lodge that gives him deeper insight into Jane's feeling for Bingley and Lizzy's feeling for himself. Will this change his behavior towards Lizzy and his interference in Charles and Jane's relationship? Will Charlotte be able to help Lizzy move past her injured pride to see the changes in Darcy's manners?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,414 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 5/19/2019 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Charlotte, Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Champions United by FreedomandDisorder reviews
Harry's fourth year has an inauspicious beginning. Unwillingly chosen as a champion he is scared. What will happen if the other champions decide that there is something more important than eternal glory?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,665 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 2/24/2019 - Published: 7/5/2017
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 4,135 - Follows: 4,597 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Unintentional by LoriH reviews
Mr. Darcy finds out what life will be like with Elizabeth married to Mr. Collins. How will he react? Can he let her continue with such a small-minded man? Once assumptions are corrected, can Mr. Darcy be anything other than a friend to Elizabeth. NOTE: pulled for publication with only a sample remaining here. Published as "Pride and Patience" on Kindle and Nook.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,338 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Tolerable Enough to Tempt by Georgianapoldark reviews
Mr Darcy And Elizabeth Fall in Love when Lizzy takes care of Jane at Netherfield
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,956 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 5/1/2018 - Published: 6/20/2017 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Random Acts of Kindness by leavesfallingup reviews
A moving sermon leads to a random act of kindness that impacts the lives of the Darcys and changes the course of their story. What will be the final result for Elizabeth and Darcy?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,432 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 3/31/2018 - Elizabeth, Georgiana, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 10,837 - Follows: 11,676 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Assumptions of Normality by lastcrazyhorn reviews
He's used to settling for less, but he won't be doing so this time. INSPIRED BY my "Hogwarts, Herself" fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,806 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 10/8/2017 - Published: 8/22/2017 - Harry P., Severus S.
Overheard by Halo221 reviews
What if Elizabeth had overheard the conversation about herself and her family while she was staying at Netherfield? How might her reactions and the outcomes change if she knows early on Darcy admires her eyes and Bingley's family is opposed to Jane? Regency setting, multi-chapter story, WIP. Rated T to be safe.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,899 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 3,232 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 1/7/2012 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] [Jane, Mr. Bingley]
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3601 - Favs: 6,831 - Follows: 8,372 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,042 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 6,816 - Follows: 6,405 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
An Unlikely Friendship by riddikuluslymoony reviews
What if Wickham tried to compromise Elizabeth but Darcy intervened, leading to an earlier understanding between the two?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,348 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 9/6/2016 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
The Tinkerer by wickwynn reviews
The Dursley family, who valued normalcy above all else, would of course never dream of keeping their orphan nephew in a cupboard, or of making a spectacle of him. That isn't to say they wanted to spend all of their time and money on him, however. From the salvage of broken toys and unwanted junk, left alone to his own devices, Harry built dreams.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 195,755 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
True Chosen by SwallowingInk reviews
There was never a "boy-who-lived." Instead there were twin brothers, born into a dark legacy. One is hailed as chosen, the Heir of Slytherin; the other tries to escape certain death at his father's hands. But is it really certain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,812 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Voldemort
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1725 - Favs: 7,083 - Follows: 6,787 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
Perspective by EllyMae reviews
Darcy hides from his identity in Hertfordshire in a bid to reconcile himself to his duty and find peace before accepting his inevitable fate. What he discovers instead, is family, love, and acceptance. But what sacrifices will this new perspective cost?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,095 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 2/15/2017 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth
Girl in the War by astridfire reviews
Who says you can't fight evil and be pretty? A Girl!Harry AU, starting with Rose Potter's first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,092 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,869 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Blackdog by Atlantis Sinatra reviews
After a life of war and adventure, all she wanted to do was live a fairly quiet existence running her little café and avoid inquiries on future children from Mrs. Weasley. She didn't expect Tony Stark to wander his way into her life and decide to never leave. FEM!Harry/Tony Stark
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,966 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 7,948 - Follows: 10,252 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Anarkia by Naia reviews
Abandonned by his guardians, Harry Potter vanished from existence. Years later, a young man graduates from one of the most elitist and secrete Magical schools and makes his way through Magical societies. Fate or Fatality? Ancient Greeks called it Anarkia.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,637 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 6,237 - Follows: 6,536 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Harry P.
Though None Can Ever Follow by shadowblade-tara reviews
Hiccup has always been a little different. He just didn't know how much until he met Toothless. If his secret comes out, his village may just kill him, and that's assuming the other tribes don't get him first. After all, no one else can understand the dragons quite like Hiccup can. DISCONTINUED
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,299 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Complete
Sound The Death Knell by Tsume Yuki reviews
Avada Kedavra'. A six year old Hariel Potter traces the strange marks on her skin, wondering at the meaning of the words her soulmate will speak. An eleven year old Hariel Potter is appropriately horrified when she puts the pieces together. Female Harry and Soulmate AU- Indentifying marks DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,961 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 3,358 - Follows: 4,178 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Symphony of Changes by MisteryMaiden reviews
Instead of being downtrodden and academically suppressed by life with the Dursley's, Harry strives to do his best and prove himself. One change is all it takes to spiral many more and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be. Smart!Harry Motivated!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,705 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Harry P.
Symptoms of Fatigue by JadeMac2442 reviews
Kirk has been awake for ninety-six hours. He's pushed past his limits and is about to collapse from exhaustion. They saved Earth, they destroyed the Narada. Now they just have to make it home. A friendship fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,262 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 3,437 - Follows: 3,447 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 9/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Half the Man I Used To Be But Twice the Man I Was by Unique reviews
What if Tony Stark suffered more than just shrapnel injuries in Afghanistan? What if he came home less than whole? A series of open-ended, non-linear ficlets focusing on the butterfly effect of Stark's disability. "Iron Man is twice the man you are, Stark." "Yeah, well, these days everyone is."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,213 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 4043 - Favs: 10,316 - Follows: 10,911 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
The Doctor Will See You Now by bloodsoakedleather reviews
With nothing more exciting to do while he's waiting for his latest criminal master plan to reach it's conclusion, Moriarty decides to tail Doctor John Watson as he goes about his ordinary life but when they find themselves in the middle of an attempted bank robbery, things suddenly become anything but ordinary. Rated T for now but will go up in later chapters. SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,890 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 6/22/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W.
Twin of the BWL by dogbertcarroll reviews
A new take on the standard Harry as the twin of the BWL, minus a load of dross.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013
Dear Voldieshorts by Jaysnow-Silverblaze reviews
Sugarhighs and bored Harry's shouldn't be left alone- as proved by his... letter to Voldemort? All letters! T for slightly disturbing suggestions. (soon to be LVHP sorry those who dislike. Very very minor references to romance. Slightly-Tsundere!Voldemort!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Where We Belong by hmmga reviews
The Sorting Hat is fed up with Dumbledores planning, and takes the sorting of Harry's year group into its own hands. With no-one where they expected to be, will they band together? Or will it force them apart? AU, manipulative!Dumbledore Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,680 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 2,751 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
The Man Who Sold the World by PrettyArbitrary reviews
If you remember getting exploded in 2010 and now it's 2007, does that make you dead, insane, high, or a time traveller?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,246 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Boogeyman by Doodled93 reviews
John had a unique relationship with the things that went bump in the night. But really it was something expected, what with his family legacy to uphold. (Whether he wants to or not) In a life where he knows everyone's fears, it's interesting meeting a man afraid of nothing...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - John W.
The Montague Street Doctor by The Circus reviews
Just because Sherlock stopped, doesn't mean the Work has to. London is John's city now and he will keep it together with stitching, string, his healing, the food off his table, and sometimes the clothes off his back. John Watson keeps going. He's good at that.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,446 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
UnVeiled by Snapegirlkmf reviews
After the Second Wizard War, the Veil turned inward and spat out a few familiar faces-as children! Severus, Sirius, and Lily get a second chance to live their lives over again. What things will change, and what will stay the same? With Harry as Sev's guardian, Remus as Sirius', & Lily has a surprise new family. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 306,567 - Reviews: 2838 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Boundaries by Atsadific reviews
John is a patient man: just what the abrasive Sherlock Holmes needs. But even he will only tolerate so much.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Jaded Eyes of a Prodigy by wickedlfairy17 reviews
DarkHarry snapped early on, follow his journey for revenge. Surprises at every turn and not everything is as it appears. His search for power will reshape the world by fire and the magical world will never know what hit them.Slash LVHP Full summery inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 216,842 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 5,862 - Follows: 3,675 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Littlest Queen of Narnia by phantom-lass reviews
Set in 'Prince Caspian'. The children return to Narnia and everyone but Lucy return to adulthood. What will she do?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,051 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Lucy Pevensie, Caspian X
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,092 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 3,223 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
In Arduis Fidelis by Raliena reviews
AKA: The Story of How TC Watson Got His Name. Prequel to "The Most Powerful Piece on the Board"
Crossover - G. I. Joe & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,629 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - John W. - Complete
If only I had Learnt by TuesdayMorning423 reviews
"If only I had learnt to be a lady," Elizabeth whispered, "then perhaps I might be fit to marry, but as it is, I am not." Is it possible for a man, even one such as Fitzwilliam Darcy, to change her mind?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 152,426 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Calamity Clarisse by Clichesbullet reviews
Clarisse believes liking people is a hard task; people that like Clarisse all agree that liking her is at least three times harder. – A detailed description of Clarisse's lack of social skills and its violent consequences to everyone,well, mostly Chris.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,534 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Clarisse R., Silena B., C. Beckendorf, Chris R.
I Don't Want to Die by Cherylyn reviews
After meeting Voldemort, Harry decides he wants to live. What better way than to convince Voldermort Harry would be worth more to him alive rather than dead? His plans take on a life of their own as Harry Struggles to keep up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,110 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
One Little Slip by Assonant reviews
The Holmes brothers are brilliant and influential. They are rarely wrong. But when they are, consequences are huge and harsh. They have no right to play puppet-master, especially over one Doctor John Watson. And he's going to show them why.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,251 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011
Santa Baiting by PrettyArbitrary reviews
In which Sherlock has an adversarial relationship with Santa Claus, and John invents a new holiday tradition.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Darkest Hour by Lady Silverwings reviews
Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 3,962 - Follows: 4,543 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Misunderstanding by xxBardApprenticexx reviews
James T. Kirk is not so easily understood. No pairing yet, T to be safe, angsty, mentions of TOS canon. CHAPTER FOUR UP!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - J. Kirk
Fighting Back by Miarix reviews
A six year old Harry encounters Lord Voldemort in his hour of despair. The Wizarding World will never be the same. No Slash. Features a Sarcastic Harry, cause I love him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,294 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 3,140 - Follows: 3,050 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
After the Second Rise by redfeathersky reviews
AU, post fifth book. Without a Portkey, Harry is forced to fight his way out of the Cemetery at the end of the Fourth Book. He is tortured, hunted, and learns how to kill to survive. A story of the hardships of recovery and rebirth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 197,876 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Transfers by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
One-shots about different crew transferring onto/off Enterprise. Mostly humor, some other types. Summary chapter 9: The temporary captain has broken The Rule; Do not speak badly of the ship. ESPECIALLY not before Scotty.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,302 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010
Regression by Bil reviews
It is not only the war that changed things: Severus himself is no longer what he was and that changes everything. SS, HP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 3,417 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Xenophobia by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
Summary; expansion on my oneshot, xenophobia, wherein Mr. Spock is transferred temporarily under a xenophobic Captain Granby and can not communicate with Starfleet or Enterprise. Mutiny is only logical. Angsty, no pairings, rated for language/violence.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,077 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Menagerie by Bil reviews
Take one Severus Snape, one baby Potter, and one insane Headmaster; simmer gently and stir well. Don't forget to duck! AU Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Above and Beyond the Call of Duty by Closet Scrawler reviews
Kirk must rescue Spock from a diplomatic... error.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/25/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
It Isn't Easy Being a Hufflepuff by trillium248 reviews
After Voldemort is defeated, Harry finds himself pulled into another dimension where Neville is the bwl and Harry is a… Hufflepuff? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,820 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 2,714 - Follows: 3,063 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P.
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 706 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 3,979 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 8,753 - Follows: 1,184 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elemental Warriors by Tanydwr reviews
HIATUS. 'Curses', Part 2. PostOotP. Mysterious events happen after Harry's fifthyear. People disappear, the Potters' grave is raided, a special pensieve appears, and a strange woman visits the Dursleys...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,580 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Play My Game by Ancalyme reviews
A failed attempt to kill the Boy Who Lived has unforseen consequences. SLASH HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,466 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
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Eyes That See My Sin reviews
Five alternate selves 2007!Jim Kirk liked and one that was a stranger. 'You know, you might live in a dystopian society where cuddles are kinkier than whips and gags, but I envy you. For what his life means, I envy you'
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - J. Kirk
Fidelius Hilarious
Funny one-shots. Harry fled after the war. When LV finds him, Sev and the Malfoys accompany him when he visits. As always, Harry cannot help but accidently wreck havoc on the fours once-normal lives. Omakes 4 Fidelius by Rumer Hasit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,229 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
It's Just Me reviews
On the way to Hogwarts for his third year, Harry is accosted by a dementor and looses a soul. He must decide who he is or if he is, as well as who controls him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,649 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Kitten reviews
The press has been sneering at Harry's lineage, innocence and sanity. While he protests at the first and grumbles at the second, he isn't too sure whether they're not right about the last... And what does the kitten have to do with anything?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Lords Don't Float reviews
The only Horcrux left resides within a Dementor. Therefore, when Voldemort attempts to revive himself, things do not go as expected... Features an extremely egotistic Dark Lord, who proves that another name for narcissism should be voldemism.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Basis of Bigotry reviews
No-one becomes a murderous, bigoted psychopath for the heck of it. There are always reasons. Here are some of the things that turned the vivacious, elegant Tom Riddle into the crude, heartless monster that is Voldemort. This is the basis of his bigotry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort