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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

If anyone is reading this and is on twitter and wants to follow more people or be followed, then please follow me, I am @LoveEvelynRose. I've started this new twitter account and decided to not have any of the people I know in real life on there- so at the moment I have very few followers :( If you follow me though, I will follow you and please talk to me, it will make me happy :D

My mom asked me to go to the shop and ask for:

a glass hammer,

a waterproof towel,

a left handed screw driver,

an inflatable dartboard,

a solar powered torch,

and a long weight.

-Just to let you know I came back with nothing after four hours-

:) Oh happiness


1) Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
2) Remember never to split an infinitive.
3) Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
4) Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.
5) Use words correctly, irregardless of how others elude to them.
6) Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.
7) Eliminate unnecessary references. As Ralph Waldo Emeron once said, 'I hate quotations.'
8) Who needs rhetorical questions?
9) Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
10) Last but not least, avoid clich├ęs like the plague.

'Whether the weather be fine,
Whether the weather be not,
We must weather the weather
Whatever the weather
Whether we like it, or not.'

'When somebody greets us with How do you do?, why don't we ever reply Do What??'

'I once shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How it got into my pyjamas I'll never know.'

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the way the doctor they are doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

The mother of the accused said God would judge her son in a news conference on Friday.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

What is another word for thesaurus?

A linguistics professor was lecturing his English class.
'In English,' he said, 'a double negative forms a positive.
In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'
'Yeah, right,' piped a voice from the back of the room.

Melanie (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, ' If you don't remember you must look in the back of your underwear. Mine say five to six.

Teacher: Lucas, What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Lucas: A teacher!

And don't forget: have a laugh a day... Always ;) (If you follow) Muahahaha!

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Deadly Attraction by leo-lehcarth reviews
Slightly AU. What if Bella never met the Cullens in Forks? Instead, a series of events resulted in Alice and Bella getting to know each other? Femmeslash, Alice/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,287 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Alice, Bella
I'm Your Toy by mrsbeas reviews
Companion piece to my one-shot I'm Not Okay. Don't read that one yet unless you want a spoiler for this story! Jasper meets his roommate's younger brother over Halloween weekend. His attraction is instant, but will Edward feel the same way? AH/AU/Slash!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,614 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Yesternight by Pastiche Pen reviews
A trip to Mexico leaves Carlisle and Edward captured by Maria's coven. Edward wants to hate Jasper, the coven's lieutenant, but... emotions are not -his- talent. Slash. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,124 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
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Needing My Saviour reviews
Alice is emotionally exhausted from her day and needs Bella's love to take care of her. Includes mostly sensual and hot love making. All-human. One-Shot. Alice & Bella. Enjoy...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Tonight is All about Bella reviews
A oneshot written from Bella's perspective on a night with Alice that is all about her... Contains lemons and a bit of a story. Alice&Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Bella, Alice - Complete