Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
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My mom asked me to go to the shop and ask for:
a glass hammer,
a waterproof towel,
a left handed screw driver,
an inflatable dartboard,
a solar powered torch,
and a long weight.
-Just to let you know I came back with nothing after four hours-
:) Oh happiness
GRAMMAR RULES (TO AVOID)
1) Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
'Whether the weather be fine,
'When somebody greets us with How do you do?, why don't we ever reply Do What??'
'I once shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How it got into my pyjamas I'll never know.'
If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the way the doctor they are doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
The mother of the accused said God would judge her son in a news conference on Friday.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
What is another word for thesaurus?
A linguistics professor was lecturing his English class.
Melanie (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, ' If you don't remember you must look in the back of your underwear. Mine say five to six.
Teacher: Lucas, What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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