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Joined 10-16-10, id: 2578677, Profile Updated: 03-18-11
Author has written 9 stories for Supernaturalist, Beka Cooper series, Maximum Ride, Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010, Skulduggery Pleasant series, South Pacific, Inkheart, and Chronicles of Narnia.

Hi. I'm Artygirl.

Also known as "the girl who reviews everyone's fanfics, practically, but no one reviews her back and that makes her sad." You can see why I go by Artygirl. MUCH shorter.

I don't get why like no one reviews my stuff. Is no one reading my writing? All these people have me on story alert and have checked out my writing, but they don't review. Okay, so I'm ever-so-slightly insane. Your point? It makes no difference unless you know me. Plus, aren't all artists somewhat crazy? I mean, come on, if we weren't crazy the world would be BORING!!!!! We'd all be the exact freaking same.

Rant ends*

Sorry. Ranting's just so much fun! Like I said, I'm a touch insane. Deal with it. I'm me. ;)

About me...I (obviously) love to write, but I find short chapters much easier. Sorry 'bout that. I dance (ballet and jazz), sing in the chorus (soprano), and play in the band (mallets). I'm obsessed with a) archaeology, b) Egyptology (the archaeological study of Ancient Egypt), c) the life of JFK, and d) the high school marching band, which I can be in next year. I have two parents, a mom and a dad (that should be obvious, but being silly is fun) and two brothers, both younger.

I'm also on FictionPress: Check it out if you like my writing.

Also, if you're wondering what my profile picture is, it's my favorite candy bar. Hershey's Cookies and Cream. YUM!!!

Favorite books/series (italics is a book, non-italics is a series): Skulduggery Pleasant series, Inkheart triliogy, Reckless, Beka Cooper...basically any good fantasy

A note about Inkheart: Mo has to write HEART, SPELL, DEATH in the White Book to kill the Adderhead, yes? Well, has anyone else noticed...InkHEART, InkSPELL, InkDEATH?

For all you Beka Cooper fans, I have a sneak preview of Mastiff. If you want it, shoot me a PM.

Favorite quotes, from books/movies/etc.:

"We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse." -Skulduggery Pleasant, Playing With Fire.

"You're a bad liar, Dave. That's good." -Balthazar Blake, The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010 version, thank you very much)

"Fletcher was growing paler by the second. 'I'm really not sure about this.' 'They don't want to hurt you,' said Tanith. 'No, they just want to use me to destroy the world, and seeing as how I'm in the world, that would still be a bad thing for me. I know you think that I'm really confident and nothing can faze me--' 'None of us think that,' Ghastly said." -Fletcher Renn/Tanith Low/Ghastly Bespoke, The Faceless Ones

"'You're such an unbelieveable show-off.' 'I learned it all from you.' Skulduggery got off the chair and took the journal from her. 'I don't show off. I merely demonstrate my abilities at opportune times.'" -Valkyrie Cain/Skulduggery Pleasant, The Faceless Ones

My FanFics:

Elffa, the Twin-- The Supernaturalist. So Stefan's dead. Yeah, we knew that. But he had an almost-identical twin sister that we didn't know about, Elffa.

Alexa's Quest-- The Sorcerer's Apprentice. Twenty years after the movie ends. Dave's kinda forgotten all about the magic. Okay, not exactly, but he hasn't used it for 20 years. And then Alexa, Balthazar and Veronica's daughter saves his life and drags him on a quest to rescue her parents from whoever kidnapped them.

A Cat for the Dogs-- Beka Cooper. Beka and Tunstall find this girl, Sabby, who is one of the legendary Cats--a spy.

Remembrance-- Skulduggery Pleasant. Kinda depressing to write, 'cause Skulduggery's comparing Valkyrie to the 3 women he loved: his wife, his daughter, and a dear friend. Short but sweet.

Two Flocks are Better than One-- Maximum Ride. Max's flock meets a flock basically exactly like them. The matchup goes Max-Lydia, Fang-Cathe, Iggy-Brodie, Nudge-Cloee, Gazzy-Jessica (I think), and Angel-Michaela. Eventually there's gonna be something Iggy-Brodie

Later--my really, really lame South Pacific FanFic. I was bored, and out of my mind. All I can say was that I was studying for midterms. Endlessly.

Dustfinger Speaks--a bunch of poems told 1st person by Dustfinger from Inkheart. He's my favorite character.

Nothing Compared to High School: Caspian and his queen, Elissa, end up in high school, and Caspian finds out that ruling a country is nothing compared to high school.

Some Enchanted Evening: Rosto uses the song "Some Enchanted Evening" from South Pacific to tell about his attraction to Beka. He doesn't sing, though. *Sigh of relief*.

I also took some of the "if you _ copy and paste this into your profile" from Light of Polaris.

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

If you believe child abuse is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. --Me, my sister, my cousin, my editor, my parents, anyone related to me that could be considered a best friend...

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. --More than i can count on both hands.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. --Then I turn red when some passing stranger starts laughing.
If someone ever said to you 'Ya lost it.' and you replied 'Duh. I never had it in the first place.' back to them, copy and paste this into your profile. --I will probably say this next time but only if I can remember to say it.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and paste this into your profile. --Uncoordinated, ditsy, clutz, clumsy, all of them could be used to describe me.
If you like the rain copy and paste this into your profile. --I like how it sounds when it hits and the coolness as it runs down your face. When I was like, five, I used to take shampoo and conditioner, go outside in my bathing suit, and take a shower.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. --My family and friends are victim to my random fits of annoyingness.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. --A very many times as my ever so loving family likes to point out.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. --It's even worse when you're wearing a hat.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. --I've lost before, but only because she played a mean trick!
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know copy and paste this into your profile. --Good thing I have an editor, is all I can say.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) (or, in my case, read a book) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. --The new movie of Star Trek for one. "Numb toungue?!" "I can fix that!" stabs Kirk in the neck with a vaccine
Quitters never win, winners never quit, and those who never quit but never win are idiots. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree. --The only thing I quit is sports, not that anyone listens to me...
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. --Don't you just hate it when you think something and then it gets caught up in what you're saying and then you don't even remember saying it?
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! --As far as i'm concerned, everyone is crazy. It's the few that are bordering on insanity that truly understand life.

If you ever stared at someone/something for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile. --Creepy much? And I wonder why some of my classmates think i'm a stalker just because I was staring across the room and they happened to move into my line of vision...
If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile! --I'm always paranoid that I don't remember exactly what they said and that i'm going to totally mess it up.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! --Pluto represents all us small people and scientists can't even decide on a name for a star let alone whether or not something is a planet.
If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile. --I only know because xxxBekaForEvaxxx told me.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. --Whenever someone starts talking about Obama.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! --Is is just me or do computers hate everyone? Oh and then there is the ocassional table or chair that happens to be in my way, causing me to swerve to avoid it, trip over my own feet, and fall.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"--I think all authors can answer with "Where to begin?"
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. --Sorry, Kate! I know, I know, gesturing widly with a lead pencil is bad; I'm working on it. (xxxBekaForEvaxxx) --(me) I feel sorry for Kate...
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. --This is why i'm bad at answering questions...
If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile. --My jokes...
If you think we should go bother Snape, copy and paste this into your profile. --nasally voice People might think you are...up to something... (Harry Potter Lego Thing)
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. --Never really know when i might have a conversation with myself but if you hear one of mine you'll think someone is actually in the room with me...

I have all these issues...'specially the random-staring one...i just stare into space (I'm either daydreaming, organizing my mind, or a combination thereof; don't ask, it makes me sound CRAZY!) and people say "why are you staring at me?" It DRIVES ME NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Especially when I say "I'm not," and they're like "uh-huh..." And I'll shut up now. Temporarily, at least.

A teenage girl about seventeen named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile

Try Reading This:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!(it's not mine but I could read it!)

Oh, and please, please, pretty please review. Not that hard, people! I've even enabled anonymous reviewing if you'd prefer/don't have an account (if you know me, like go to my school or something and you anonymously review, please sign so I know who you are. Thanks!). So please...?

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Inkfall (Warning: Old Writing) by Kallypso reviews
Wrote this awhile ago, so read at your own risk. Only up here for archive purposes. 5 years after Inkfate the story continues and the players are beginning to take fate into their own hands. Grudges run deep, evil still lurks and nothing is as it seems. Blood will flow as the dice fall and the story draws to an epic conclusion.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 67,454 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Balancing Act by Daughter of Nature reviews
A story told through ficlets about Clary Goodwin, starting from her childhood and including her husband Tom. Nothing I've written contradicts anything in Terrier or Bloodhound, but there's not too much info on her so I've taken a bit of creative license.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,122 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009
Renesmee Meets Vladimir by iLaura reviews
Bella decides to send Renesmee to a normal high school, and it just so happens that it is Bathory High. What will happen when Renesmee meets another half-vampire: Vladimir Tod?
Crossover - Twilight & Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Vladimir Tod
Chaotic Resolve by Lioness's Heart reviews
Ten years after Port Caynn, Beka has found herself in trouble. With nowhere to turn but an old friend who she hasn't seen in years, she has to face the fact that all actions have a price, and hers may have cost her Rosto's friendship...
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,258 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Rebakah C./Beka, Rosto the Piper - Complete
Ways to Annoy Dustfinger by wintersmoon39647 reviews
Exactly as the title says! Ways to annoy Dustfinger. Read and Review Please! Sorry if it's not that great...
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Dustfinger - Complete
The Sorcerer's Apprentice Retold by Katterina reviews
An AU retelling of "The Sorcerer's Apprentice". This version has a female lead character and some other interesting revisions. Some of the lines are from the movie...but I have added my own touches.This is my version of the story. Balthazar/OC. Complete!
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,765 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Balthazar B. - Complete
Letting Go by Lirenel reviews
What happens when the High King does not take his brother's hand as the magic starts pulling them? What happens when the Just King returns to Narnia...alone? A Prince Caspian AU. Any warnings can be found on my profile.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,023 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Fade by ilysia reviews
Already, in this Narnia that is not Narnia, Susan is beginning to fade.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Susan Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Stefan's Sacrifice by Sefie Lynne tilmitt reviews
Based off 'The Supernaturalists' by Eoin Colfer (another one ) Stefan's view as he brings down Ellen with him (Spoiler, Stefan dies so this is his p.o.v. as he dies) Thanx plz read and review!
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2004
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Some Enchanted Evening reviews
Beka Cooper/South Pacific crossover only because of the use of the song "Some Enchanted Evening." Rosto uses the song to tell about Beka. SOn't worry, he doesn't sing : . Oneshot.
Crossover - Beka Cooper series & South Pacific - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Rosto the Piper - Complete
Nothing compared to High School reviews
Set in the U.S. in modern times. Caspian and his queen, Elissa, fall into the middle/high school in Camp Hill, which is where Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy go. Caspian finds out that being a king is nothing compared to high school.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Caspian X
Dustfinger Speaks reviews
Poems in Dustfinger's voice. Between Inkheart and Inkspell-I don't want him to have gone home yet. About all kinds of things related to the books. Not really silly, though.
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Dustfinger
Later reviews
Luther returns to the island in the south Pacific. K for eventual language-Luther was a sailor, so he sometimes "swears like a sailor."
South Pacific - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2011
Remembrance reviews
The reason Skulduggery Pleasant cares for Valkyrie so much. Told 1st person from Skulduggery's POV.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011
Alexa's Quest
It's twenty years after Dave defeated Morgana, and he's lost contact with Balthazar and magic in general when a strange young girl comes intp his life.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011
Two Flocks are Better than One reviews
Max's flock meets another exactly like theirs, from the blind fourteen-year-old to the mind reading six-year-old. It's Maximum Ride's most confusing adventure...their almost-twins.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2010
A Cat for the Dogs reviews
Beka and Mattes are out on watch when they find a Cat-a spy-who agrees to work for them.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2010
Elffa, the twin reviews
When the remaining Supernaturalists are out looking for other creatures, they meet Stefan's twin, Elffa.
Supernaturalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Stefan B.
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