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25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”

My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you, Were you born in a barn?

REMEMBER WHEN ..

getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?

When 'Mom' (was your hero)

when your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings

and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?

when -

WAR

- was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

remember when all you wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?

Put this in your profile if you wish you were still 5

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

A True Boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you
Give her your attention
When she pull's away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweet??"
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

RANDOM QUOTES:

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Never hire a colorblind electrician.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

SARCASM is just another free service I offer.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face.

"I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~Tony V.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing?

Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is spent teaching them to sit down and shut up.

Everything here is eatable. Even me, but that my children is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.(Willy Wonka)

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

People are like slinkies, basically useless, but it’s hilarious to watch them fall down stairs

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

My mother told me never to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself, parents, or friends anymore.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with!

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tongiht: darkness

Never go to a docter whose office plants have died

On those restaraunt signs that say 'No shirt, no shoes, no service,' does that mean you can wear a shirt and shoes, but no pants, and they have to serve you?

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Have you considered sueing your brain for non-support?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?

Stupid things! In bold are the thing's I've done... haha.

I walked on the street

A guy pulled me aside

stripped off my clothes

raped me

said you can' tell

otherwise he'd kill me

took a pregnancy test

positive

how will i tell my parents?

my life is screwed up

I am only 11. I got my period early.

need an abortion

when I got to the doctor?

no, he says.

WHAT?

I say, it's my body. MY decisions.

No, he says. It's god's body.

I cry

I can't raise a baby

I can't

my parents kicked me out.

they think I wanted this baby

i have no more options

i shot myself

in heaven, they ask

why didn't you get an abortion

it's a girl's right to have an abortion and the government shouldn't interfere.

My favorite Quotes:

"Your rhymes are weak! Mine fit like a glove! Gustavo's gotta face only a MOTHER could love!"-Kendall, Big Time Rush

"How you ever gonna reach the stars?... If you never get off the ground; & You'll always be where you are, if you let life knock you down..."-Big Time Rush,Halfway There

"I believe in the doo-doos in my pants!"- Logan,Big Time Rush

"I'm dreaming,You're not real, the concerts in 2 weeks! HAHAHAHAHA!"- James,Big Time Rush

"There no such thing as ghosts and Carlos is still stupid!"- Logan,Big Time Rush

" Bleep Blop Bloop"-Logan, Big Tme Rush

" The dogs want something called a Sebastian"-Gustavo,Big Time Rush

"You locked him in a supply closet?! (Kendall) "No, Bandana Man did."(James)- James and Kendall,Big Time Rush

"If you drink cold milk on a hot day, you die"-Logan, Big Time Rush

"Bad boys go where they want"-Kendall, Big Time Rush

"And you smellllleeeeeyellll like a tuuuurd"- James, Big Time Rush

" D-Don't go in there, he's satan. He's satan with Bug-eye sunglasses"-Logan, Big Time Rush

" Carlos you really are a super hero!"(James) "No I'm a popstar" (Carlos)- James and Carlos, Big Time

"If we never trap it, we will never really know"-Big Time Rush, This is Our Someday"

James: we haven't failed this bad since we lost to Luth East in Hockey 8-1
Carlos: right thats the game me and kendall ejected from for unsportsmanlike mooning
Kendall: wait a minute thats it
James: we should moon gustavo and the ghost?
Kendall: no we beat the luth east later in the finals cos we were all back on the ...ice together
Logan and James: as a team
Carlos: right we are gonna team moon them

Logan: Ow! What was that for?!
James: Number 11, SLAP A PHAROH!

Carlos: Step aside boys my uncle was a lock-smith you just place you hands between the cylinder and the central housing...AND THEN HIT IT WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER

Halloween Episode
Guys: What happened to Kendall?
FrankenCarlos: Kelly Shoot Him

Camille: And your not sad about that?
Logan: Yes but I'm going to mask my pain my buzz-cutting my hair, joining a gym and re-naming myself "The Island"

Kendall: (picks up horn and blows it)
Director: CUT!
Kendall: hah this isnt rootbeer

Carlos: I call the Jennifers!
James& Logan: Which one?
Carlos: Yup!

James: In Hollywood, if you can't tan with the big boys, don't even bother showing up at all!
Logan: I don't even know how to respond to that.

Kendall: Don't worry Jordin, Logan, a.k.a. big time brains, will soon come up with a plan to get us out of here.
(Logan falls)
Kendall: *cough* *cough* What plan was that?!
Logan: Oh! I'm fine! Thanks for asking!

Carlos: theres only one thing to do *jumps into the well*
Logan, James & Kendall: why did you do that for?
Carlos: i was lonely!

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes!"-Good Burger


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)


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Peace,

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Secrets in Ohio by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
There is a secret in Lima, Ohio but not many people know about it. But Blaine is about to find out because Kurt's apart of it. KLAINE! Humour/romance. I DON'T OWN GLEE! Just fluff really! Please R&R hope you enjoy! first glee story.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 111 - Words: 125,571 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,234 - Reviews: 3797 - Favs: 3,481 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7726 - Favs: 8,175 - Follows: 7,707 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Bad Boys Know What They Want by rumbleroar846 reviews
Kendall is the bad-ass that has the whole county scared, and Logan is an anti-social bunny-rabbit. Kendall decides that the nerd with no friends is worth looking into.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,381 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kendall, Logan
Permanent Marker by wynnie the pooh reviews
When the Labels people call you are written on your skin, they're not so easy to forget. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Prince Charming by LilVampireKitten reviews
Blaine was Kurt's Prince Charming, what he didn't realise was he wasn't just his. Prince!Blaine. KLAINE! Rating for safety reasons for later chapters
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 289,721 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Yours by Devil of My Family reviews
Two teenagers in love... Nothing new. Two boys in love? Weird, but not shocking. A rich boy in love with his slave? Now that might just change the world. AU, Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,464 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Past the Sorrow by waterwicca reviews
From the moment they met, they knew what was important: Family, Friendship, and, above all, Love... but they are tormented by pain and misery. They'll need each other to get past the sorrow. MATURE/DARK themes. Slight AU/Eventual collision with showverse setting. Kendall/OC plus epic friendship.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 694,581 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Kendall
Worlds Apart by surnaturelle reviews
After a car accident, Darren and Blaine swap bodies. Will they be able to go back ? How will Kurt and Chris react ? Set before Funeral/during the shooting of Funeral, based on speculations at the time. Established Klaine, CrissColfer to come.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,501 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dog Days by JustBreathe15 reviews
After the slushy-incident, Blaine's parents buy him a puppy to cheer him up. Kurt never imagined Blaine would grow so attached to the dog…or the role she would play in their lives.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Guess He Gave You Things, I Didn't Give To You by static-harmony reviews
"I didn't mean to." - "You didn't mean to? You didn't mean to break up with me, and not talk to me for two years, and then show up at my door asking me to be your best man at your wedding? Your wedding Blaine!"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,451 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
But Believe Me, I'm Not Helpless by foraworldundeserving reviews
'Trevor was high on Kurt's recently called list and the last call was five days ago at four fifteen in the morning. And Trevor wasn't necessarily a person but...' Because the Glee club saved Kurt's life, but how? TRIGGER WARNING: SUICIDE MENTIONS.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Am Kurt Hummel by when the night grows old reviews
My name is Kurt Hummel and I have a story. a poem.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Kurt H. - Complete
No Good With Words by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock and John have an unspoken agreement that involves sneaking into each other's rooms late at night. They never talk about it except for subtle touches and kisses that mean so much more, unable to communicate in any other way.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Dalton School for Gifted Youngsters by LizzieCriss reviews
Kurt transfers to a new school specifically for "gifted" kids like himself. But what happens when he meets Blaine? AU Everyone has mutant superpowers. Yay! Rated M for future chapters mostly language though . First fic so please review!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,006 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12276 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hex Girl by Mary in the Stars reviews
The life and times of Harmony Elsie Xander, a.k.a. the Gerber Baby, as if she was a senior in high school. Slight spoilers for 3x01
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Harmony, Gavroche - Complete
Awkward Encounters of New Directions and Blaine by LunaDragonPoet reviews
The New Directions and Blaine have some pretty interesting and awkward encounters through Kurt. This is a series of one shots descibing different encounters they have throughout the year. Rating will go up depending on the one shots.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,350 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Lifetimes by me and Mr. Jones reviews
This is the 'lifetimes' of Klaine. If reincarnation exists. please read and review. This time... present! Klaine! *heart* PART TWO UP! THE FINAL CHAPTER. I am going to miss this story. Thanks to all my readers.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,700 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
RockABye Baby by catch me if u can reviews
Kurt has a secret that he's been hiding from Blaine, even after transfering to Dalton. Kurt made a beautiful mistake with Brittany. Will his revelation draw them closer together or farther apart? AU Rated for language & sweet boy kisses in later chapter
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,676 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
They by LucyToo reviews
It's not that their relationship is a secret. It's just that it's impossible to explain. Klainofsky future!fic, slash, threesome.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,056 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Switch by timeistheonlyenemy reviews
When Kurt meets his long-lost twin, Bentley, the two trade lives. When switched, Kurt meets Blaine and falls in love, as does Bentley with Rachel. But with Rachel thinking Bentley's gay and Blaine thinking Kurt's straight, will love ruin their plan? R&R.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,850 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Welcome, New Kid by BreeZombiee reviews
Kurt Hummel is a new foreign exchange student at Dalton Acadamy. Blaine is sent to be his mentor and roommate. As Blaine teaches Kurt how to deal with the struggles of life, Kurt teaches Blaine that it's okay to fall in love. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,813 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Doll by just jay reviews
He was the reason I hated Jackson, Minnesota. And here he was, calling me by my pet names, sucking me in, being irresistible. What was I supposed to do? Here was the guy who tortured me every time I saw him. And I never wanted him more. Kogan. On hiatus.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,475 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Logan, Kendall
Making Promises by NeverTooOldToBeNerdy reviews
In honour of NY's legalising of same-sex marriage, some short, drabbly messes. My imaginings of what "official" things might be said at a Klaine wedding. No particular order to them, please take them as a small, sparkling offering of hope and love.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
What Happened Last Night? by The Colfer Who Flew reviews
Blaine is very confused about the previous night's events. Note: This is my first fanfiction,and it's probably the most adorable and silliest thing I've ever written. Enjoy! One-shot, Klaine
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Princes Do It Better by Sweetie813 reviews
Complete AU Kurt/Blaine. Kurt finds out he's a prince. How will he react? Where does Blaine fit in? Read and find out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,556 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The End of the Tunnel by randomee reviews
There is a disease where if you show the symptom, they will take you away, never to be seen again. One day, Blaine wakes up to discover he has the disease.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,643 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Show me your Teeth by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Kurt has developed a fetish for biting. And Blaine has a really great set of teeth. Smutty One-shot that's now being continued: Brittany is convinced Blaine is a monster, and ND must investigate. Most Recent: Tina vs. Blaine the Vampire
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Dance Until We Die by randomee reviews
Fate: That which is inevitably predetermined; destiny.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
One of those Moments by Kathrynew30 reviews
One of those moments where everything feels too perfect. Too perfect for either of them to be feeling anything less than love. - Kogan AU. The Best-Laid Plans universe. It's a sequel of sorts.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,041 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Kendall, Logan
Mental by Wolcott reviews
AU. Kurt works as a nurse in a mental institution. Blaine is a patient, who thinks it's a school. Kurt/Blaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,338 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Not Like Others by Midnight Moonfly reviews
Blaine smirked. "We're not like other glee clubs. We're not like other people. If you join, you become like us, one of us, and you can't leave." Pretty AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,657 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Made of Scars by IceQueenRia reviews
He knew Blaine had been taunted at his old school, but didn't realise how brutal it had been, he hadn't even stopped to think about it as he was so preoccupied with his own situation. As he slowly learns the truth, Kurt realises he got off easy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,937 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] - Complete
but with a whimper by of-a-crescendo reviews
Everyone is born with the name of their soulmate on their hand. The only problem? Kurt and Blaine don't have each other's names on their hands. Completed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Days Go By by just jay reviews
AU. Logan is 15, and his life has been nothing but miserable. His new foster family? The Knight Family. eventual Kogan, swearing, various other mature themes. rating may go up.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,735 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Logan, Kendall - Complete
Of Wood Nymphs, Princes, Love and Death by Genevia reviews
When fairy tales start off like any other and end like no other.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,230 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Matching Converse and Ballroom Dancing by klemonademouth reviews
"They meet when they're five. They're on the bus to school, and a second grader picks up Blaine's Powerpuff Girls lunch box and throws it out the window. Blaine bursts into tears. Kurt, just a kindergartener, trips the bully as he walks past." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
At First Sight by lemon-ice98 reviews
Do you believe in love at first sight? That was a question the Blaine Anderson was not prepared to answer...especially on his wedding day. He meets a certain special someone that turns his world inside out. Slight AU Future Fic. Klaine!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,939 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Dear, God im drunk by Appleinn4 reviews
My best work. What will happen when Blaine gets drunk and falls maddly in love with kurt
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Death and All His Friends by TheRescuer2 reviews
A year ago, Kendall, James, and Carlos lost Logan in a tragic accident. Now, every night, they hang out with him like old times. They love it, but sometimes, you need to let go of the past to move on with the future. *Slighty based of Charlie St.Cloud*
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,683 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Logan - Complete
Then there's you by fire-and-fall reviews
Burt doesn't survive his heart-attack and Kurt is sent to live with his grandmother. He shuts out his friends, gets rid of his designer clothes, gives up singing and changes schools. Blaine ends up being Kurt's roommate. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Start of a Beautiful Friendship by Wing Moon reviews
5 moments that show the start of Burt and Blaine bumpy start of a friendship. Spoilers for "Blame it on the Alcohol' and 'Sexy'.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Burt H., Blaine A. - Complete
We'll Never Be Porn Stars by gleekilicious reviews
It's Kurt and Blaine's first time, and things don't exactly go as they'd always imagined they would... Not that it matters in the end. Pure smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Otherside by YaoiIsLove reviews
Kurt was everything to him, but apparently he wasn't everything to Kurt. Blaine Anderson was and always would be Kurt's heart. Kurt/OC. Blaine/Kurt. Follow-up to No Strings.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,908 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
No Strings by YaoiIsLove reviews
They were married, but not to each other. Future!Klaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sometimes by hellfirehalo188 reviews
The Four Times Kendall Saved James, and the One Time James Saves Kendall. Story for my Modern Tragedy assignment!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - James, Kendall - Complete
Howl by hellfirehalo188 reviews
"A man who's pure of heart, and says his prayers by night, may still become a wolf when the wolf bane blooms and autumn moon is bright." Kogan, Jarlos, lots of others soon!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,204 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Kendall, Logan
So I Went and Let You Blow My Mind by klemonademouth reviews
"I stand by my belief that someday, I will meet Neil Patrick Harris, he will fall madly in love with me, we will run off to Vegas, and do the equivalent of having 12 babies." May end up being a slight AU. Filling in the gaps of Blaine's life. BlainexKurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,870 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Unjellify by static-harmony reviews
Blaine was just minding his own business, and then Kurt comes up to him with a wand. - I honestly have no idea where this came from.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by Kathrynew30 reviews
"I am just living right here, right now and enjoying myself the only way I know how to." An AU Kogan story.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,119 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
A Hero Lies in You by Mrs. Roonil Wazlib reviews
If you had tried talking about the September 11th attacks with Kurt Hummel a year ago, he wouldn't have really listened to you. But, as the reality of losing the person he loved more than anyone else in the world loomed over him, everything was different.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Big Time Unfinished Stories by hellfirehalo188 reviews
This is going to be a big cluster of stories that I haven't finished that have been sitting for a LONG time. I'm hoping for some opinions on them so I can leap out of my dark cave that is named Writer's Block. HALP!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,469 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Kendall, Logan
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Obsession by YaoiIsLove reviews
Blaine has an obsessive obsession, something that Kurt NEVER saw coming. Some people are obsessed with Twilight, others with Harry Potter, but Blaine was obsessed with THIS. Crack-ish. Continued with NEW chapter.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Are You Okay? by CapriceSquire reviews
After returning to LA only to find James signed to Hawk Records, Kendall and Logan connect in a different way at "The Rocque-Woods". Takes place during Big Time Concert. KendallxLogan, implied JamesxCarlos. SLASH. Rewrite posted February 6, 2012.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,158 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Telephone by YaoiIsLove reviews
A simple conversation over Tyra Banks escalates into something more…interestingly awkward.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
High F by klemonademouth reviews
Blaine was always the one who encouraged Kurt to take a leap into something he was afraid to re-try. Klaine, KurtxBlaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Very Potter Reading by YaoiIsLove reviews
Glee cast reading wherein Darren and Chris can't stop quoting AVPM/AVPS and everyone is confused.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
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You Have No Idea reviews
"You're like Hannah Montana dude, living a double life. It's like, half of you is famous and the other half is just... Blaine" In which Darrn Criss is Blaine Anderson's alias to keep the fact the he's a fanboy a secret. What happens when Kurt finds out?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
He Could Be Anywhere reviews
Reaction fic to last week's episode, When Blaine leaves the gym to wash out his hair, Kurt considers everything that could stand in between Blaine and the bathroom sink.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You Of All People reviews
My reaction fic to this week's episode. People tend to expect too much of Kurt Hummel. Spoilers up through Saturday Night Gleever
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Supermegafoxyawesomehot And other strange words reviews
A series of drabbles for the best pairing in the universe, along with a few random ones in between. From fluff to angst to smut and everything else I can think of. Actively accepting prompts! Current chapter: Disney
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,220 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Stand Forever reviews
Kendall has spent years looking for Logan, his long-lost best friend. Even he knows it's time to give up. That pink-haired boy seemed like the perfect way to finally except defeat. Kogan AU Warning: Contains SLASH and smut.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,935 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Logan, Kendall
Son of Man reviews
One shot, song fic. Burt and Kurt share a random moment together in their kitchen. Inspired by Son of Man by Phil Collins. Mentions of Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete