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Hi I'll be honest the only reason I made this is so... crap I can't remember but it wasnt to put up story though I might eventually. Any who I love naruto, hetalia and yaoi(closet fangirl shh). I sorta have spilt personality but I'm not sure, I like gothic stuff and dark magic etc but I also love kittens and cute puppies thats not right is it? :S Oh well! I'm insane and I love it! XD yay!

I suffer from a bit of paranoia (i know people are watching and judging me so dont you start -.-) and most say im not quite right in the head and by that they think im crazy . and proud of it! be weird if it makes you happy!

Fun fact!:I am part french and part english what does that tell you? XD (and australian and irish but that ruins the fun)

Number of people I made one with Russia: 12

This just a note I made but if Death the Kid met either Lord Sheogorath, Zetsu or two-face, he would die of asymmetry. Plus I get the feeling that Discord and Sheogorath would be good friends being gods of madness and all. .

Naruto (no order)





















Yu-gi-oh pairings





Pokemon pairings


Mastershipping (lanceXsilver)

Soul Eater




"I don't speak because I have nothing to say"-me

"There is one point in everyone's lives were all they want to do is watch the world burn"-me

"A wise man once said "I dare you to jump"

"Keep quite and the world won't know just how fucked up your mind is."

"When life gives you lemons be naughty and read them"

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the wold wonder how the hell you did it"

"This weather man is predicting a 99% chance of shit storm and its coming right at you!"


"Shadow hide you

"A man chooses, a slave obeys"-Bioshock

"Light at the end of the tunnel? It's a train. You should move"

"People say you can't live without love...I think oxegyn is more important"

I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter.

Russia's Vodka is composed completely of Lativa's tears..

It's true, blonds do have more fun. But brunets remember it in the morning.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us.

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

It is human nature to fear the different and what we don't understand.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

"Science will only be sufficiently advanced when it is inseparable from magic."

"I'm not weird. I'm gifted!"

"Time passed. Which, basically, is it's job."

"It always bewilders me why this planet was called Earth, when it is so clearly Ocean."

"Being normal is as weird and wacky as you can and die happy."

"Nothing is a truly devious and unpredictable creature - you have every right to fear it."

"Just because the world's a sphere doesn't mean you can't fall off the edge."

"I'm not random... you're just not thinking as fast as i am."

"Your heart can only be measured with how many people you can fit within it."

"Immortality does not mean invincibility. It just means death is postponed for a while."

"Sometimes you have to get weak to see how strong you are."

And God created woman. And she was good. And she had two arms, two legs, and three breasts. God asked what she would like to have changed about herself, and she asked for her middle breast to be removed. God removed her middle breast. And it was good. She stood there with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with this useless boob?...And God created man.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift", they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git.”

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.

Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.

I want to die like my grandmother died- asleep and at peace...not screaming like the passengers in her car.

There are a million ways to save a person, i just need one good way to kill them.

Kill them all, let god sort them out


I wish I could be a ninja who could have killer intent while wearing the most unfitting outfit for the job.

I wish I could use powerful roller skates and fly like a bird.

I wish I could join a club where beautiful guys enchant me.

I wish I could be apart of the mafia and NOT get arrested...yet.

I wish I could be nothing, yet have a Heart to face the good guys.

I wish I could Hit any stupid or perverted boy with objects heavier than me.

I wish I could turn into a chibi and make various facial expressions.

I wish I could join the bad guys yet still not be killed.

I wish I could have unnaturally and colored long hair.

I wish I could fight with any house hold object or toy. [ei: yo-yo, towel, fan, ect...]

I wish I could make friends with people I know across time and space.

I wish I could make any pet or object a human.

I wish I could have control over life after death.

I wish I could fight against a totalitarian government for my crippled sibling.

I wish I could be scary or emo with super emo bangs yet have fan service.

I wish I could join a cast of HOT psychopaths.

I wish I could enjoy Yaoi and no one would question it.

I wish I could be hurt but enjoy it or still be able to win and have it hurt a little after.

I wish I could go Fangirl without being known as a freak.

But fanfiction makes this come true and I'm VERY grateful.

37 things to do in an elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. (Done that)
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.(Done that)
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.(Done that)
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.(Done that)
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.(Done that)
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

() You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
(X) You're very happy-go-lucky (i can be without strangers)
(X) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
(X) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
() You're a good artist
(X)You can be clumsy
() You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
(X) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation

(6/10) for North Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes
(X) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
(X) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
() You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(4/10) for South Italy

Germany (Ludwig)

(X) You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favourite foods.
() You like to walk dogs/your dog
() Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
(X)You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
(X) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
(X)You work very hard, too hard...
(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
(X) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(X) You've had issues with money once or twice

(7/10) for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(X) You're very mature
(X)You think everything over before saying it.
() You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
() You isolated yourself during childhood
(X) You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(X) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
(X) You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people

(8/10) for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

() You love hamburgers
() You think you're awesome
() You love to invent things
() You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
(X)You can seem to be very brash to other people
() You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
(X) You're terrified of ghosts
() You know aliens exist
(X) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(X) You wear glasses

(4/10) for America

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

() You like tea
() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical
() Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
(X)...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(X) You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily.
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery

(4/10) for UK

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

() You're very affectionate
() You think you have a great fashion sense
() You like wine
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(X) You love red roses
() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
(X) You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
() You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

(3/10) for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

() You had a very sad childhood.
(X) You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time
() You love sunflowers
()You love vodka
(X) You can seem intimidating to other people
() You're very strong
() You have a big nose
(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(4/10) for Russia

China (Wang Yao)

(X) You're very mature
(X) You're very superstitious
() You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
() You love Hello Kitty
() You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
(X) You work hard
() You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets

(5/10) for China

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(X) You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite
() You love classical music
() You like cake
() You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
() You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
() You've composed music before
(X) You tend to call people 'morons'
(X) You wear glasses

(5/10) for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
() You look younger than you actually are
() You love hockey
() You love polar bears
(X) You hate fighting
(X)You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
(X) You often get mistaken for someone else
() You feel under-appreciated
() You're bilingual
() You always carry a bear with you

(3/10) for Canada


() You smoke
() You're very physically strong
() You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
() You like hot weather
(X) You can be very friendly from time to time
(X)You look very tough on the outside
() You make a very nice role-model(oh god no)
() You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(3/10) for Cuba

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

(X) You have a potty-mouth
()You like to wear flowers in your hair
() You used to be a very tough kid
(X) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
() You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(7/10) for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited
() You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
() You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
() You love to fight people
() You can avoid marriages quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger

(3/10) for Prussia

Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)

(X) You wear glasses
(X) You always have on a scary, stoic expression
() You mumble everything you say
(X) You're silent and don't speak much
() You make furniture and art
(X) You are tall
() You were once a viking.
() You have canned Surströmming that can be used as a weapon
() You take interest in arguments and debates
() You bought a kid who sold himself online
(4/10) for Sweden

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

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If you are a proud fan of the PruCan pairing, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you break out in random laughing fits for no apparent reason that last for minutes or even hours on end, copy this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm a NIGERIAN with internet access, so I must be trying to cheat people out of their money.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.(if you count always a jacket and pants even when its others say its boiling,i dont feel tempretures(sp?) well)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punk
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I;m a GOTH so I MUST be a satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play the bagpipes and eat haggis.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

National Sarcasm Society. (Like we need your support.)

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone.

Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

We come into this world crying while others smile. Live your life so that when you leave this world others cry while you smile.

Merely going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

"The good guys win again!"-Joey, Yugioh
"Funny how it always seems to work out that way, isn't it?"- Tea, Yugioh

Spirit of the Millennium Ring: My name is also Bakura.
Yami: What? But that's just confusing! Not to mention highly unlikely.
Spirit: Oh, just wait until Season 5 when there's three of me running around. Even the fans have trouble keeping up with that one. - Yugioh Abridged

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.

I am not one of the lucky ones.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.

The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most. Love.


If you can't dazzle people with your brains, baffle them with your bullshit!

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.

My characters talk to me and they think you're crazy.

Music is like candy; all rappers must be thrown away.

If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict Rakasha Shadowfang,KogaxAyame's cub, ccsinuyashaloverjj, ‘loha, Second Daughter of Eve, Faermage-KH Junkie, Breaker deGodot, Cassaria, YoungDragonQueen

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer:
'Do not use while sleeping'.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
'Directions: Use like regular soap'.
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
'Serving suggestion: Defrost'.
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
'Do not turn upside down'.
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
'Product will be hot after heating'.
(And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
'Do not iron clothes on body'.
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication'.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
'Warning: May cause drowsiness'.
(And...I'm taking this because??)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
'For indoor or outdoor use only'.
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
'Not to be used for the other use'.
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts:
'Warning: contains nuts'.
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts'.
(Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume:
'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly'.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals'.
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?

Copy and paste:

1) My mother taught me to appreciate a good job done (If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up)

2)My mother taught me Religion (You better pray that comes out of the carpet)

3)My mother taught me about time travel (If you dont straighten up, I'lll knock you into next week)

4)My mother taught me logic (Because I said so, thats why)

5)My mother taught me more logic ( If you fall out of that swing and break your next you can't come to the store with me)

6)My mother taught me foresight (Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.)

7)My mother taught me irony (keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about)

8)My mother taught me about the science of osmosis (shut your mouth and eat your supper)

9)My mother taught me about the weather (that room of yours looks like a tornado went through it)

10)My mother taught me about contortionism (Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck)

11)My mother taught me about stamina (You will sit there until all that spinach is gone0

12)My mother taught me about hypocrisy (I i've told you once, i've told you a million times, don't exaggerate)

13)My mother taught me about the circle of life (I brought you into this world and I can take you out)

14)My mother taught me about behavior modification (stop acting like your father)

15)My mother taught me about envy (there are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do)

16)My mother taught me about anticipation (Just wait until we get home)

17)My mother taught me medical science (If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way)

18)My mother taught me about recieving (Your going to get it when we get home)

19)My mother taught me about Esp (put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold)

20)My mother taught me about humor (when that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me)

21)My mother taught me genetics (Your just like your father)

22)My mother taught me how to grow up (If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up)

23)My mother taught me about my roots (Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?)

24)My mother taught me about wisdom( when you get to be my age you'll understand)

25)and my favorite: My mother taught me about justice (One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you)

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

You know you live in the year 2000 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you love irratating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that muffins may rule the world some day, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list.Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie,romancebookreader, Sutaakihitori, xxVizardxxRukiaxx, Naito No Megami, Velgamidragon, lovenyami, DistanceBetween, Red-Eyes-Black-Dragon101, Chibiness-O-Yeahh, YoungDragonQueen


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

If a cow laughs does milk come out its nose?

If #2 pencils are so popular why are they still #2?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to
kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Doesnt "expecting the unexpected" make the
unexpected expected?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Is "Cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think Ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts" ... since when has a gift NOT been free?

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in the word Lisp?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If quitters never win and winners never quit how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the

After eating do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?

Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?

If two wrongs dont make a right then how come two negatives make a positive?

"People say life screws you over, well you wanna know what I think? I think we should get a grip on life, bend it over and say: now it's your turn bitch!"

"Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh"

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world."

"We are angels born with only one wing. To truly fly, we must embrace each other."

" If nothing lasts forever; can I be your nothing?"

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

The fearless are merely fearless. Those who act in spite of their fear are truly brave.

If I don't grip the sword I cannot protect you. If I do grip the sword I cannot embrace you.

If you prey on the old, you're a coward. If you prey on the young, you're just pathetic. If you prey on the weak, you're even weaker. But if you prey on my friends, you're history.

It would be easier to reshape a mountain than to reshape human will.

It is far better to be exhausted from success than to be rested from failure.

"Its a tough job but somebody's got to do it! So good luck on that..."

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is I know nothing... - Socrates

Wise men talk because they have something to say, fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

"I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.”

"I can imagine a world where there is only peace; there is no war, famine, or sickness. I can also imagine us bombing that world because they wouldn't expect a thing."

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. Rodney Dangerfield

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that.

When a crush crushes you a good friend will comfort you, but a best friend will go up to him and yell "It's because you're Gay, isn't it!!" in his face.

In retrospect, Blue's Clues isn't very educational. It teaches kids to talk to inanimate objects because they can and will talk back to you.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of your lives learning to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years being told to sit down and shut up

"Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."

"The evening news always opens by them saying 'Good evening' and then proceeding to tell you exactly why it isn't."

You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.

Boys: can’t live with ‘em, and it’s illegal to shoot ‘em.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity.

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

I'm looking forward to regretting this.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…

Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters.

I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity!

Who laughs last, thinks the slowest.

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.

That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!!

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on.

Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times.

I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

I don’t need your attitude; I got one of my own.

Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why I'm so hyper?

“There is more than one path to life, which makes it even harder to get lost when you don’t know where you’re going in the first place…”

Never say you don’t have a chance with someone when you haven't asked.

"What part of NO don’t you understand? The N or the O?"

"Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them."

"Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date."

"Guys... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one."

"Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me."

"Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself."

"Never mess with guys wearing make-up. They mean business."

"Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"

"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."

People can be either crazy or sane but only if they're both do they have problems.

"It takes so much more power to forgive than to kill the person who broke your heart."

You said you would always be there for me... i guess we have different definitions of always.

I would trade ten thousand tomorrows for just one yesterday.

"Regret is the painful knowledge needed to become wise."

The loneliest place i have ever been was not when i was was in a room full of people that never even cared.

It only takes one smile to hide a million tears.

Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated. Lamartine

You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the present. Jan Glidewell

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. William Shakespeare, Othello

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. Violeta Parra

There is something beautiful about all scars of whatever nature. A scar means the hurt is over, the wound is closed and healed, done with. Harry Crews

When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us. Alexander Graham Bell

"How very thoughtful… an introduction to pain… you should be proud my dear… no one's ever hurt me this way"

A true friends doesn't stab you in the back, they stab you in the front

"Sex is an emotion in motion."Mae West

Time is too slow for those who wait,
too swift for those who fear,
too long for those who grieve,
too short for those who rejoice,
but for those who love, time is eternity. Henry Van Dyke

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,
While loving someone deeply gives you courage.Lao Tzu

Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you. Vipin Sharma

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein

Do I love you because you're beautiful,

Or are you beautiful because I love you?

Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II, Cinderella

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.Rosemonde Gerard

Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense. Mark Overby

Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end. Author Unknown

Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. Author Unknown

Who, being loved, is poor? Oscar Wilde

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller

And remember this...never say i love you, if you don't really care...never talk about feelings, if they aren't really there...never touch a life, if you mean to break a heart...never say you're going to, if you don't plan to start...never look me in they eye, when all you do is lie...never say hello, if you really mean good-bye."

Love it when you are not dreaming but you feel as if you were"

"If I could be anything in the world I'd be your tear so that I could be born in your eye live down your cheek and die on your lips"

"Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you and you meant nothing to him"

when i look into the key bored i see u and i always beside each other!

"By telling someone you love them you're giving them the easiest weapon to hurt you..."

Torn between two, who would you choose, the one that you love, or the one that loves you ?

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke.

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke.

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura.

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE.

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and was very, very close to succeeding)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke.

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship.

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree

Please read this:

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya,YoungDragonQueen

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;

You dream about SasuNaru all the time;

You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;

You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;

You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;

You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;

You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over;

You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;

Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;

You think that people that like couples such as Sasu-Saku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;

You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;

You love reading this reader’s profile ;

You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;

You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto ;

You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;

You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;

You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;

Your favorite colors are blue and yellow ;

You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;

You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;

SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;

You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is;

You once tried to start a club at school;

Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" ;

You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;

You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End;

You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End;

You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;

You have written 5 or more stories about them;

You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;

You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;

You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)

You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;

You sigh as this list ends XD

You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)

and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)

You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

You laughed hysterically when Naruto rejected Sakura in the manga;

You screamed at your computer when Sakura decided to go after Sasuke, but then realised it was for Naruto's sake then only glared at it;

You look up fluffy sasunaru video's on youtube and squeal at the happy ones and sniff at the sad ones;


Copy and Paste this if you are a hard core fan.

"Heaven won't take me, Hell's afraid I'll take over."

" America- land of low carb diets and fast food."

"Don't try to fix me, I'm not broken."

"Kill the living and raise the dead."

"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream" -Edgar Allen Poe

"Person One: I Know you are, but what am I?
Person Two: Scientists haven't figured that out yet"

"Person One: You want to fight me?
Person Two: That depends, do you want to lose?"

"A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, we screwed up"

"I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons. For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup"

"'Thou shall not steal' my demonic ass"

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." -David Dinkins, NYC mayor

"Suicide hotline... please hold."

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder."

"47.5% of statistics are made up on the spot."

"If you can't fix it with ductape, you haven't used enough."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"If you do it you'll regret it, if you don't do it you'll regret it, you might as well do it."

-People are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to you face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

-My mother never saw the irony of calling me son of a bitch

-"Don't take life too seriously. It isn't permanent."

-"Why is it that when we talk to God we're praying, but when God talks to us we're thrown in the loony bin?"

-"Homosexuality is just mankind's way of keeping the population in check..."

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

-Life isn't measured by the number of breaths we take but by the number of moments that take our breath away

-"Don't laugh in the face of death. It won't appreciate my sense of humour."

-I have no preference. I hate everyone equally

-Once I had a handle on life; then it broke

-I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three

-Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Twist the image, take the fall.
Mirror, mirror, in the sky,
Tell me why my heart can't lie.

-Love makes the world go round... But then again so does a blow to the head

-The road to success is always under construction

-Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why

-"Never Meddle in the Affairs of Fangirls, for you are cute and go well with other men."

-“There are two words I hate: Don’t and stop. Unless you use them together.”

-"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

-Oh please. I don't turn heads... I fucking break necks

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're a Bakura fangirl, copy this to your profile.

If you're a Yami Marik fangirl, copy this to your profile.

If you're a Gilbert Beilschmidt (Prussia) fangirl, copy this to your profile.

If you think they ARE actually coming to take Yami Marik away, copy and paste this onto yur profile

If you are getting old and you keep on watching and loving cartoon, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that Yami Yuugi would look awesome hot in a tutu, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read boyxboy shippings/parings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If reading slash seems more normal than reading heteralsexual now, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when you friend all had confuzzled expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe that Sweeney Todd really existed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (And i have people stare at me for it to-I just say... "What is it? I'm just thinking out loud

Hetalia: I watched, I enjoyed, I'll never keep a straight face in history again.

A friend is the one who tries to get you out of the Insane Asylm, a REAL friend is the one in the cell next to you.

A friend will stay with you and lie for you, but a REAL friend will sit next to you and say "Let's do that again!"

A friend is the one who helps you move, a REAL friend is the one who helps you move the bodies.

God must love stupid people; he made so many.

I took an IQ test and it came back negitive.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

CONSCIOUSNESS: The annoying time between naps.

Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks your an asshole.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! (bumber sticker)

Don't like my driving? Then get off the sidewalk!

sigh All stressed out and no one to choke.

Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I'm a psychotic bi-polar blood-thirsty maniac who at this point would like to rip your face off, so what were you trying to say before I rudely interupted you to inform you that I AM in a bad mood?

I knew ever since I was little my parents hated me, my bath toys were a toaster anda hair-dryer.

Men are like a deck of cards; you need a heart to love them, and diamond to marry them, a club to beat their head in when they cheat on you, and a spade to bury the dead bastard.

At weddings old people poke me and say "you're next", so at funerals I do the same.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when I fall in the sewer and die.

It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's halarious!

Live your life so the preacher won't have to lie at your funaral.

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on Ebay.

If you loan someone 20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have the longer you live.

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much happier than the people who have to wait for them?

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Weather forcast for tonight: dark.

Sure you can trust the government, just ask an Indian.

Religion is for people afraid of going to Hell. Spirituality is for those who have already been there.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies!

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Before you criticize someone, walk two miles in their shoes. That way you are two miles away, and have their shoes.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I just got skylights put in my place, the people above me are furious.

Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level, then beat you with experiance.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME!

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes

A cat will almost always blink when hit in the head with a hammer.

Out of all the things I miss, it's my mind I miss the most.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.

The early worm get's eaten by the early bird so sleep late.

Women are from Earth, Men are from Earth, DEAL WITH IT!

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

If you're too open-mided your brains will fall out.

Don't worry what people think, the don't do it very often.

Want my advice, I don't use it anyway.

I have plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.

Arificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

It is easier to get forgivness than permission.

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

If you eat a toad in the morning, nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

Always read books that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

Mentally dating a character that doesn't actually exist

90% of the Naruto fanbase would cry is Sasuke jumped off a cliff.
Repost this if your one of the 10% shouting: JUMP BITCH JUMP!!!!

Establish World Peace - Kill Everyone

98% percent of deviantART's fanbase is made up of yaoi fangirls. If you're someone who doesn't give a shit about the statistics and just wants to see two boys fuck madly, copy and paste this into your sig

Let he who is without sin KICK THE FIRST ASS!

I swear to drunk i'm not Jashin and they're no blood in my alcohol!

When its raining the sky peeing.
When its snowing the sky is pooping.
When its hailing the sky is pooping bigger.
When its windy the sky just farted.
and if the sky suddenly rains blood it having it period.
ಠ_ಠ Do not Try at home Kids.

"Inasinly Tough And Cool Hot Individual"

90% of the Naruto fans would cry is Sasuke jumped off a cliff
9% would be shouting:JUMP BITCH JUMP!
I am proudly part of the 1% that would PUSH him OFF!Repost if you are also the 1%

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. (So where did the gay people come from...)
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Why do people get married? Normally, in this ADVANCED day and age, we marry for love.
Here in the United States of America, we claim to be the "greatest country on earth"! We have iPods, operations to have triple-D size boobs, liposuction that can make a person lose four hundred pounds, and highly advanced technology.

For the most part, we've gotten rid of religious persecution. We've gotten rid of a lot (but not all) segregation. Why can't we just accept homosexuality?

If you are like me and totally support homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. They are people just like you and me, so don't hate them just because their sexuality is different.


If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

It's hard sitting in a church knowing all the catholic boys are mentally undressing you.

Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

Be optimistic. :) The people you hate will eventually die.

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box...

... it's just me, myself and a lot of people who live only inside my head.

99.9% of the female population would kill themselves if Justin Bieber was about to jump off a building. Paste this in your sig. if you're one of the 1% saying: DO A BACK FLIP!!!

DRAGON PRIDE METER: ] 100 % If You're a Proud Dragon Lover Stick This On Your page!

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

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The Cafe Of Double Lives by kuroNshiro reviews
Lovino takes on a dare to dress up as a waitress for a month. While working, he meets Antonio who becomes his regular customer and soon starts fancying Lovino. SpaMano, FrUk, PruCan, RoChu, GiriKey and NethPol. AU Hetalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,148 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 8/2/2017 - Published: 12/16/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Cosmic Castaways by xotakux2002x reviews
In the distant future, humans are at war with an alien race called Falks. But not everything in this war is as it seems, and it's up to our heroes to find out who's really pulling the strings. Akatsuki story, meaning sasodei kakuhidan kisaita peinkonan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,041 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 4/6/2012
Kings and Queens by contraband lollipop reviews
This is the untold story of the unorthodox bond that Germania and Rome share, from the point of view of Germania, from start to finish. *Contains gay smut, M-Preg and over all historical liberties.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,880 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Germania, Ancient Rome
The Jolly Roger by GrouchyMcEyebrows reviews
Alfred's a renounded navy officer who catches pirates, but what happens when a pirate catches him? What happens in Tortuga, stays in Tortuga right? ;D USUK, minor FRUK, SpRom, Canada and the awesome Prussia, Human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,921 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - England/Britain, America
How to Train Your Human by Melusedek reviews
HTTYD taken from Toothless's POV.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Toothless, Hiccup
Catch You, Catch Me by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Clumsy, clueless detective Romano is on the trail of the infamous handsome and charming thief El Apasionado Caballero. But there's more to this, what seems like a simple game of cat and mouse, than meets the eye.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,924 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Demon Inside by Elizabeth Ives reviews
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - France, England/Britain
The Legend of Hoshi: Metronome of Time by Tyranno's girl reviews
When the peaceful land of Kon is threatened, only the combined forces of a young forest demon and a young Prince can stop it. Eventual SasuNaru, based on LOZ: Ocarina of Time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 183,558 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nekotalia in The Aristocats by Anime Monster reviews
England is the "mother" of three kittens America, Canada, and Seychelles . When Austria wants to inherit Japan's fortune, they're dumped in the wild and are rescued by Prussia the alley cat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia
Fun by Aero-Dragon's-Sky reviews
Perhaps, just maybe, Lance could tame Silver. He's a dragon tamer after all. Except, Silver just doesn't want to believe that. Mastershipping, SilverXLance. Manga-verse. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Silver/Rival, Lance/Wataru - Complete
Emergency Guide: How to Deal with Toothless by eigee00 reviews
USE WHEN HICCUP IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. Enough said. Read and Review, please! :D
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Taste by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*KoreaChina* China, in a moment of despair, offers Korea a deal: a single pityfuck, and then Korea won't bother him ever again. It works. The problem is, it also backfires...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/18/2010 - South Korea, China - Complete
What's wrong with this picture? by TenshiXXX reviews
Sasuke wakes up next to Naruto, falls out of bed and then Itachi comes round to interfere. Contains flashing imagery and disturbing scenes. Do not read whilst on medication. CRACK. SasuNaruSasu KisaIta hints of KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Hikari by PerfectCell17 reviews
Well our two favourite yamis, Bakura and Marik, get themselves sent to Happy Hikari Mental Institution! What will happen? Will they survive, or go even crazier?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,609 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura
50 slices of psychoshipping by Wildcard reviews
Yami no Malik x Yami no Bakura. 50 sentences that encapsulate their relationship and interactions. Unapologetically dark and twisted.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete