Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Bleach, and One Piece.
Hey, I'm a huge fan of a few animes and I guess I'm going to be posting any good story ideas I come up with on here. I tend to try and write longer things, but I am the worlds largest procrastinator. I make Shikamaru look energetic. So yeah, stop by my stories and gimme a review :D
I wont be writing for a while. Any semblance of a muse I had has decided to take a long holiday in Venice, perhaps visit an art museum, and never send postcards. He's such a dick.
I've seen a few people on this site put up challenges for fics before. I've decided to do the same thing. This is because, this is a fic I'd love to read, but if I wrote it, I couldn't enjoy it properly- understand so far?
Fic: Naruto/Bleach Crossover
Jinchuuriki become hollows after death, with incredibly strength. Naruto in this form alone is strong enough to beat Aizen down. When turned into Arrancar, they become the 1-9 Espada. The tenth can be whoever you like, but there will be NO cero espada. That wasa fucking stupid idea.
No bullshit like in canon, where Rukia, an unseated Shinigami killed the 9th...wtf. In this, Gaara is the weakest and is at least strong enough to fight off and defeat the average captain, and Naruto is the strongest and can beat practically everyone down. At the end they kill Aizen, and what happens next is up to you. Alliance with Seireitei? Destroy Seireitei? Steal Hogyoku? IT'S ALL YOUR CHOICE.
No pairing necessary, strong as shit characters, canon bijuu. Each jinchuuriki should have two releases. The ability to release once, and the ability to fully manifest their respective bijuu, how they do so is your choice. Contact me if you wish to take this challenge.
Fic: Naruto/Bleach Crossover
Main Character: Naruto
Basic Plot: In this fic, Naruto will die at the Valley of the End. However, due to having both a corrupt soul (Kyuubi) and a pure soul (His Own) he becomes a natural Vizard. This means that he will have a shikai, bankai AND a Resureccion. Aizen is on patrol at the time due to high levels of hollow activity, and finds him and his chain of fate eroding. Timing it perfectly, he performs a Konso at just the right time so he will go to soul society as a Vizard. Due to his dying having given his mind shock, Kyuubi wrestles itself into control and takes over Naruto, making him now a BAD GUY. Naruto progresses through the Academy normally, with exceptional reiatsu levels (like, incredible levels), above average Zanjutsu, high level hand to hand combat levels, and perfect kido for any spell above 50 - anything below, and he doesn't have enough control. When Aizen leaves for Hueco Mundo, Naruto longs for power, and goes with him. With Naruto as his secret weapon, Aizen takes over Soul Society- whatever happens then is up to you.
Few Details: No pairing necessary, although if you want you can do one, preferable NarutoXHarem. Aizen and Naruto are fwends in this fic. Naruto must be godly strong, and evil as in Aizen type evil, not Freddy Krueger type evil. Naruto must be faithful to Aizen, as he is worthy of leading them due to his incredible power, and Kyuubi admires his skill with illusions- as he is a Kitsune of course. Must be of epic length, and the updates must be regular and contain good grammar. Please don't abandon it if you accept it.
So yeah...if you take the challenge, tell me! I'll review pretty much every chapter and I'll be your biggest fan ever...pwease write it... haha
Naruto / Digimon crossover.
In this, Naruto must get infected with an orb from one of Orochimaru's abandoned labs in Wave during the mission. The orb must contain the teleportation powers, kenjutsu skills and lasers from Duskmon, along with inheriting his armor with the eyes and swords. He must also get the powers of Malomyotismon, so that he can be a genjutsu master, capable of causing almost anyone to completely lose control over their central nervous system, causing fits or re-programming so that left is right, up is down, but down and right don't exist anymore...or something like that. The arm cannons from Omnimon and the everyday wear and weapons of Beelzemon. All his weapons must be organically driven and controlled by chakra, just as the weapons of the Digimon come from their own bodies. He must leave Konoha and join up with Akatsuki (after absorbing Kyuubi's soul and chakra but they don't know). Along with this, he's practically immortal, because Digimon can only die if they're infected with a virus and computers don't even exist in his world. He will obviously be incredibly strong, but not as strong as Tsunade, and very very fast- however not as fast as Shunshin No Shisui. However, if he uses his teleportation, he's easily faster than the Yondaime.
Add any other digimon powers you want, but those must be the base ones he has- and he CANT have any digivolutions. It's silly in the world of Naruto.
Suffice it to say, Naruto will be super fucking powerful. His teleportation pretty much does that. Faster than a shunshin, and even being near it inflicts damage to people...woah. Please take this challenge, I don't care where you take it- as long as you don't make it super angsty or anything. This is a super Naruto and I'd love to see what you do with it.
GO AND DO IT. NOW.
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Just for a Laugh: My Favourite 10 Naruto Characters.
1. Kakuzu. That dude is the shit. For me, there was almost no greater moment in Shippuuden than seeing him detach his own arms and choke the shit out of Chouji and Ino. He's also starred in a lot of porn. All that tentacle hentai. Kakuzu is badass, a real great character and fantastic fighter. He died a spectacular death- I mean, the dude only got finally put out when he got destroyed at a molecular level. The only dissapointing thing about Kakuzu is that they didn't show him enough. Simple.
2. Hidan. He's another great character. Religious to a fault, loyal as fuck to his god, he doesn't bend over for anyone. He's even gutsy (or stupid) enough to bad mouth the guy in charge of putting him back together. He's got a badass weapon, epic jutsu's, and the only real shame was that he had too little screen time and died at the hands of a MUCH weaker enemy. Great guy, but he could have been given more skill with his scythe, rather than just using a flail.
3. Pein. Nagato, Pain or Pein, however you wanna name him is an amazing character. A great point about him is that he doesn't use cliche bad guy things. He's really a good guy, just going about it the wrong way. He had the coolest kekkai genkai of all of Naruto and he had Jutsu's up the wazzoo! Geniunely amazing character and one of the best villian/sortof people in the whole series.
4. Killer Bee. Sure, he acts like a kid and raps like Li'l Wayne (i.e, shit) but he's a great fighter, fully deserving of his Hachibi Jinchuuriki status. The guy took on Sasuke and his fan-crew all at once and practically schooled them all, despite Sasuke being the most overpowered character since the introduction of Orochimaru and his psuedoimmortality (seriously, nothing killed the fucker) and he can completely control his bijuu which is awesome. He tricked them and let them 'capture' him just to get away from Kumo...epic character.
5. Naruto himself. I geniunely hated this character for a long time, but finally he's getting more powers and living up to his billing as the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, I geniunely can't wait to see if he gets more powers which he deserves or if Kishimoto fucking ruins it.
6. Jiraiya. Stereotypical pervert, strong as all get out, nice guy, original character- what else can I say?
7. Iruka. Geniunely underused character, great character. Admittedly he's not too strong, but he's loyal, kind and turned Naruto into the kid he is today, and for that alone he's awesome.
8. Kimmimaro. Awesome kekkai genkai, good character background. He's got a lot of cool skills, and I geniunely think that were it not for his illness, he would have killed the fuck out of Gaara and Lee, despite the former being the Ichibi Jinchuuriki. Really awesome character, and I love him in fanfics where he lives and just continues to be awesome.
9. Sasori. Badass fucker, with nerves of steel. Who else would be insane yet skilled enough to turn themselves into a living puppet? Certainly not Orochimaru, who can barely transplant genes properly. Sasori is THE most skilled character we saw in a long time after Kimmimaro died, and for that alone and his control over puppets, he's worthy of number 9.
10. Gaara. Awesome powers, insane as fuck but strong willed in the first half, strong willed and the fucking Kazekage during the second...what else can I say?! He's amazing as a character.