MangaLuver1423
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Joined 10-17-10, id: 2580126, Profile Updated: 08-02-12
Author has written 3 stories for Vocaloid, and Dark Cloud.

Hey. My name is Uncle Joe. Just kidding. It's Jeffy! Kidding again! My name is MangaLuv. That's all you need to know about my name. Ok. I love writing books and stuff. Like, I LOVE to write. I plan to become a writer when I get older, and maybe be a scientist on the side. I also have a friend on this site. Her username is Kaen Okami. That's all you need to know about her name, too.

My DeviantART Account: (Mind you, I only write poems. And Favorite. A lot. XD)

My Tumblr Account:

Please don't mind most of the stuff on my Tumblr. It's full of random stuff. MULTI-FANDOM BLOG, EVERYONE. Everyone can view, so you don't have to have an account to check it out. :3

You think this profile is long? You should see Le- /shot due to explicit mind


Life Update:

MangaLuv: So, I'm going to the library, and I'm gunna learn how to beat people up! :D YAA HOO!

Len: You're pretty excited about this... Why?

MangaLuv: Listen: BEAT PEOPLE UP.

Len: You're to vicious for your own good.

MangaLuv: Hey, it's only for self-defense anyway. Heh...maaaaybe. :3


AUTHORS PROFILE (Notice all the cool stuff I did with this title? Shows how important it is! Ok, actually, how important I am.)

Name: MangaLuv

Likes: Writing, reading, English, Japanese songs, manga, Vocaloid, anime, YouTube, friends, good times, DeviantART, Tumblr anything that puts me in a good mood, really.

Dislikes: YOU! (JK JK JK JK JK JK)

ACTUALLY Dislikes: Annoying things/people, spiders, failing, not being able to beat the final boss in any game, not being able to beat ANY BOSS in any game, and a whole lot of other things.

Political Party: The Dancing Party

Favorite Color: Yellow and blue. (Vocaloid Fans Beware. JK. Not a big fan of that LenxKaito paring.)

Favorite Singer/Band: Vocaloid has gotta be a top one on this one, but I also listen to The Birthday Massacre and The Beatles. :3

Favorite Movies: Eragon, The Outsiders, Up, Finding Nemo, The Lion King (people make really good YouTube things of that movie.), Pirates of the Caribbean, Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Actually, just list most of the Disney/Pixar movies, and we've got most of my list down.

Favorite Books: The Pirate and the Princess series by Mio Chizuru, Maximum Ride by James Patterson, Warriors by Erin Hunter, The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton, Romeo & Juliet by Shakespeare (just to make fun of it (A.K.A. Romeo. Sorry...)), Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan, and lots and lots of MANGA MANGA MANGA!! YOU DISS MY MANGA I will run you over with a ROAD ROLLER! (I'll just have to ask Rin and Len about borrowing it first...)

My Religion: I am Wiccan. Yes, I'm a witch. What ya gonna do? I will expect NO rants of "burning the witch" or "getting the torches" or your a$$ is grass. Oh, and another thing. I'm not evil, people. Grow up already... You would be surprised how many times I get asked that.

Personal Look: Since people want to know how I look, here ya go. I'm a blonde, but I'm NOT stupid, and I have blue eyes. I have freckles going across my face, but, not like all over my face, just across the bridge of my nose, and I have light blue glasses. My hair used to go pass my butt because I never got it cut, only trimmed, but then I donated it to Locks of Love, so now my hair is about shoulder length. I also don't like to dress very girly, either. I like just basic t-shirts and jeans. I like sneakers. I have a pair of sandals, but they are hardly worn. I don't like anything really fancy. But, I do own a blue belly shirt that I think is fricken adorable, and I am in love with it. It's got little white flowers on it :3. I can't wear it, though, cause, like, when can I XD? Not to school, that's for sure!


PERSONAL PAIRINGS

If you don't like what I have to say, Haters Gonna Hate, right? (Okay, so this used to be originally paragraphs, but the way I decided to write it, it might be easier to read it.)

PHANTOM OF THE OPERA:

Raoul/Christine: Yes. I prefer this pairing over Erik/Christine. I just think that Raoul is a better partner for Christine than Erik. I know that Erik would treat Christine like a princess, and, yes, I know that Erik would do anything for her, even kill for her (and we all know, fellow phangirls, how much he would be able to do that with no problem.) But, well, so would Raoul. (Except for the killing.)

Erik/Christine: Kinda. This is an iffy pairing. I'm okay with this pairing, and I honestly feel bad for Erik that he suffers for not getting Christine, but she's better off with Raoul.

But don't get me wrong, I do think that both pairings would do well, depending on the story.

Erik/Raoul: Shut up.

MAXIMUM RIDE:

Fang/Max: YES! YES! YES! FAX FAX FAX! They are perfect for each other in every single way! I think that they are one the best pairings in the world.

Dylan/Max: No. Just no. I hate Dylan with a burning fiery passion of a thousand burning suns. HE RUINED THE FAX! SHAME ON HIM!!!!

Dylan/Maya: Actually, this might just work out better than Dylan/Max. Okay, now I'm expecting tons of "Max and Maya are the same person basically, ninny." And then I will be all like, "I don't care." Really, if Dylan was made to be in love with Max, then he will be good off with Maya.

Iggy/Ella: I really don't have much of a debate for them, but I still think that they are an awesome paring.

Iggy/Nudge: I've never really noticed much about this pairing, never have I really ever read about this pairing. So, I have no debate on this pairing, either.

Gazzy/Nudge: No. The boy needs to be older than the girl. That's what I like, I know. It's stupid...

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL:

I don't care. I really don't. Next. (If you notice, I have a thing with making fun of High School Musical. It's an inside joke thing at my school.)

TWILIGHT:

SHUT UP! I'M "TEAM DON'T GIVE A FUÇK!" Actually, if I had to have a pairing for Twilight, I will always be a Jacob/Bella. Edward is a pain in the butt. Plus, he looks to dead. They over-did it with his makeup. Also, all Edward likes about Bella is that she smells good. Is that it? Plus, the fact that he can't read her mind is creepy. The fact that you can read minds in the first place is creepy! Then, he's going to go insane, then think that he can take over his family! Wait, wrong story. Actually, if Edward took over his family that would make the story much more interesting. Wouldn't it? *rant over*

NARUTO:

YoungSakura/YoungSasuke: No. Young Sakura is annoying and useless. If it's Shippuden, then I like that pairing better. If Sakura wasn't as annoying...

Naruto/Hinata: I love this pairing. I support this pairing above all others in the series.

Naruto/Sakura: Ehh. I don't really care much for this pairing. But maybe it's because I don't like Sakura in the first place...

Sasuke/Naruto: No. Shut up. Again.

HETALIA:

Austria/Hungary: All. The. Flipping. Way. I think it is the best pairing in all of Hetalia. No joke. I don't like Prussia/Hungary, and I've even seen and heard of some Romania/Hungary going around, but no. Austria/Hungary is my favorite and will always be my favorite pairing for Hungary.

America/England: This is an adorable pairing, despite the yaoi. But, only small flirting and cutesy stuff. I can't do hardcore stuff.

Belarus/Russia: Belarus scares me...

A VERY POTTER MUSICAL/A VERY POTTER SEQUEL:

Draco/Hermione: I adore this pairing. It's so adorable. But *SPOILER ALERT* I think that it's sad that Hermione turns down Draco. *SPOILER OVER*

Harry/Ginny: I like this pairing of Ginny, too. Except Ginny is waaaay to over-jumpy, but I guess that's the point, I suppose.

Voldemort/Quirrel: Bro-Mance all the way, buddies!

Draco/Luna: Cute. The little part what happens with them both near the end is cute. It gives me the biggest AWWWW ever.

Ron/Hermione: Highly funny. Their kiss scene is about the BEST kiss scene I have ever seen since the one where I watched one of the many versions of Romeo and Juliet during the balcony scene where it looked like they were about to eat each others faces off.

HARRY POTTER SERIES:

Harry/Ginny: Canon FTW.

Harry/Cho: Cho Chang! Domo Arigato! Cho Chang! *ahem srry*

Ron/Hermione: Another Canon FTW!

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS:

Percy/Annabeth: The fact that they go against their own parents is awesome! :D

Grover/Juniper: Cute! :D. I love Junipers protectiveness of Grover.

Percy/Rachel: I have never been a big fan of it. I mean, if Percy is happy, go ahead, but, I have always swung my way towards Percy/Annabeth. Rachel is okay, but something about her kinda irks me. I don't know why. I don't know. She has the same attitude as mine, but, I don't know...

Percy/Bianca: It's also cute.

Percy/Thalia: Another cute pairing.

VOCALOID:

(OH, FOLKS. IF YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THIS, YOU'VE MADE ME A TINY BIT SAD.)

Len/Rin: I LOVE THIS PAIRING TO THE END! I just think that they are cute together. I also support incest (or twincest, for those in the know) and I also support non-incest. I have some strange, err, things with them, I guess XD. Plus, their voices go well together. (Oh, dear, let's not get into the debate about if they are "mirror images" or what have us, because, admit it, it's gonna release hell among the Len and Rin fans. *coughcoughTHEY'RETWINScoughcough*) Plus, they also have a lot of songs with them being with each other, non-incest. As lovers. Has anyone else noticed that, or is it just me? Plus, the fact that they are my favorite Vocaloids really doesn't help my cause, does it XD? Well, I just find that they really are perfect for each other. How cute.

Len/Neru: No. Just no. I do NOT like this pairing at all. I have no idea why. Maybe because Neru is older? But, no. Something about this pairing makes me want to go insane. (Yeah, hate me for absolutely HATING this pairing.)

Len/Miku: Another no-no. If the girl is older, it just doesn't work up well with me. Actually, they don't even look cute together. I'm sorry, as I know people ship it, but how. HOW. DO. YOU. SHIP. THIS. PAIRING.

Gakupo/Luka: "Go Google It" FTW. Luka and Gakupo matches up perfectly, with Luka being all more man-ish (shhh) and usually Gakupo being the pervert. I find this really cute, actually. I find it perfect for them too. Even if Luka beats up poor Gakupo with a fork that she placed in her bra, I think it's still cute.

Kaito/Miku: Remember me hating this pairing? Well, I don't hate it anymore, actually. And, besides, I shoved Miku away from Len. Let's give Miku to Kaito in this retrospect. I've started to find this pairing cute and adorable. :3

Kaito/Meiko: Thumbs up. They are about the same age, closer then Kaito/Miku, and the fact with Meiko's strictness, and Kaito's foolishness, they both add up together. Plus, the fact that they both tease each other a lot also hints something, doesn't it? (I don't care if they're related or not, people. I told you, I support incest. /shot)

Kaito/Len: Oh, boy, we all knew this one was coming. Actually, I am ok with this pairing, as long as I don't see any fluff or lemons. Please, no lemons... Oh god, the horror of it all.

Piko/Len: Another ehh. More on the negative side with this one.

Piko/Miki: Cute! And I don't know why. They look cute together. Is that enough for an excuse of why I like them together? XD

Miku/Luka: Magnet and World's End Dancehall going on here, huh? Well, I've never "ventured into the deep" with this pairing, so I don't know. Sorry. But, now that I think about it, there are a lot of song with them together... Hm.

THE END!
Gods, that took forever. XDDD


TOP PLAYS/ MUSICALS IN ORDER

1. Phantom of the Opera (Kaen and I are OBSESSED. No, really. Ask her.)

2. Rent (Cry every time...)

3. A Very Potter Musical/A Very Potter Sequel (Hilarious!)

4. High School Musical (JK JK JK JK JK. No, really. If Troy Bolton came out of nowhere, oh, look, what a nice chainsaw that just came out of nowhere. Ohh, it's CORDLESS too!)

Actual 4. West Side Story (The music is AWESOME!)

5. Mamma Mia (Yay for dancing! :D)

6. Romeo and Juliet (Yet, I don't like it nowhere near as much as West Side Story. Why not? I have no idea...)


FICTIONAL BOYFRIENDS (Cause we all have 'em.)

--Len; Vocaloid

--Iggy; Maximum Ride

--Aoi Nanjō; I Am Here!

--Toan; Dark Cloud

--Finn The Human; Adventure Time

--Jack Frost; Rise of the Guardians

--Sora; Kingdom Hearts


COPY AND PASTE SECTION (Oh yes, baby!) Justin Beiber: Did someone say baby? BABY BABY BABY OHHH- *dies from the chainsaw that came out of nowhere (see above)*

If you are obsessed with FanFiction copy this into your profile.

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what FaceBook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (September 19! Don't forget!)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Cold_Ember, SMARTALIENQT, LilaCaffee, Kaen Okami, MangaLuver 1423

If you are crazy and proud of it: copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or never mind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, HalfGhostPunk, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, and SMARTALIENQT, LilaCaffee, Kaen Okami, MangaLuver 1423

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. EMBRACE THE INNER NERD!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are one of those girls who hates Twilight and likes Narnia and Lord of the Rings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Erik's face wasn't that bad in the 2004 movie once Christine removed his mask, then copy and paste this onto your profile and sign your pen name. Pearlmaidenredskyla, Queen Madisyn of Narnia, Neverland Child, EriksNewLove, Maxniss Everide, Kaen Okami (Who's next?), MangaLuv (That's who.),

Copy and Paste if you cannot understand anyone who saw POTO and did not immediately become obsessed with it.

If you're writing a novel or book that ISN'T fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste if you absolutely loathe when someone claims to love POTO and all they can say about it is "oh i love that movie i saw it like a year ago it was the one where the lady sings and he stalks her and oh my gawd his face was ugly...haha i know sooo much about it!"

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you would stand up for your favorite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, DeaMii22, Mythscaenger, puckabrina-percabeth-fax101(OK my name makes it OBVIOUS), Silkmouse, Qille, Kaen Okami, MangaLuv1423

If you claim to have no life and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all your cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that by joining this site, you are a part of something special, paste this into your profile.

If you appreciate the beauty of movie soundtracks and own at least one, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen an animated movie so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

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About the Kyuubi's chakra color: Some think it's red. Some think its orange. Some think its crimson. If you are one of those who don't give a damn, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile.

If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair, though!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And... I'm taking this for what reason again?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (Maybe even a chuckle.)


What High School Musical has Taught Us

1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.

2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.

3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.

4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.

5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.

6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.

7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.

8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.

9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!

10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.

11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!

12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!

13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.

14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation

15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.

16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.

17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge.

18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.

19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.

20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the flip?'.

21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.

22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.

23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.

24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.

25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber'

26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...

27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.

28. Iced tea from England is blue

29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name.

30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way

31 .When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.

32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.

33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.

34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.

35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.

36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.

37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.

38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills

39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely.

40.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens, of course.

41. Zac Efron has a huge mouth, in the literal sense.

And it's all true!


1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle') = Magizzle

2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal) = Yellow Dragon

3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on) = Sara Sound Beach

4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first) = DesMa

5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite color, and favorite drink) = Blue Water (That sounds actually normal)

6 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names) = Mary Robert

7 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name) = Bloody Cuthulu (AHAHAHA)


If you hate soggy fries, mysterious disappearing profiles, getting up before 10:45am on any given day, stupid people, "popular" kids, wanna-be Britneys, Paris Hilton, leafy veggies, warm soda, the killing-off of Sirius Black, getting disconnected from the internet, not being able to find the remote, living without cable, dropping your ice cream scoop, clowns who take their jobs WAY too seriously, hypocritical teachers who don’t like being corrected by you, arcades cheating you off your tokens, losing all your left socks, finding expired food in your bag, dropping soap bars while bathing, city-wide blackouts, cockroaches that crawl over you hand, dropping sewing needles in the couch, people who don’t flush the toilet, annoying waiters, teachers who repeat themselves, the sound of chewing, breaking a lucky number 2 pencil during a test, weird dogs popping out at you, perverted stalker fans, getting tanned, brushing your teeth after drinking orange juice, spinach, people who flame fanfic authors, people who write and post crap on the net, getting lost in a mall, losing a small screw, random plungers being flung at your head causing you to lose the small screw, dropping your cell phone thrice within 30 minutes, typos, post-its that don’t stick, the obsolete VCD, word problems you can’t solve, annoyingly hard logic puzzles, a dripping faucet, not being able to sleep at night, falling asleep in the bathroom, losing, slurping soup with soup spoons, not being able to get that last drop of diet coke in a can, getting paper cuts, finding mysterious bruises on your body, that annoying itch that won't go away no matter how much you scratch it, being called ‘sensitive’ by people whose asses you could kick hands down, not knowing what certain words mean, not having a dictionary to use for knowing what certain words mean, flies that annoy you while you’re eating, forgetting to zip up your fly, sitting in an ant hill, fanfictions that have waaaaaaaaaaaay too many chapters simply because the chapters are realyreallyreallyreally short, not being able to solve a rubix cube under a time limit, not being able to solve a rubix cube, people that beg you for money on Runescape, running out of fishing bait on RuneScape, people asking you to be their gf/bf on RuneScape, people calling you a noob on Runescape when you're 40 levels higher than them and could pwn them in under a minute, the tortuously long wait for your next Netflix disk to hurry up and come already, boring rip-off movies that last for hours, horrible endings to good movies, missing your favorite TV shows, the cancellation of a good show, the end of INU-YASHA, forgetting what you were thinking of 3 seconds ago, watches that say ‘waterproof’ but are not, having cheese stuck under your nails while eating popcorn, having to tell a joke three or more times for people to get it, having a person tell you a joke three or more times cuz you don't get it, mocha-flavored candy, forgetting to write your name on your test paper, forgetting your own birthday was yesterday, people who want you to give a damn, people who suck up to the teacher just because they’re failing the subject for the third time, people who pee on walls, people who think Salmonella is a person, HP crossovers that make no sense, fanfic writers who make HP crossovers that make no sense, cheesy pick-up lines, Pokemon re-runs, getting yourself locked in a closet with your worst enemy, people who aren’t aware of how superior you are to them, running out of gravy while eating KFC, Writer’s block, people who think they’re EMO if they act EMO, people who confuse EMO with GOTH, people who say anime and cartoons are the same, Americans who attempt to recreate anime on their own, people who say Avatar is an anime, people who absolutely will not stop talking when you're reading a fanfiction you've had on your Firefox tab for eight hours, metallic paperclips that rust, people who think Egyptian mythology is boring, Sushi gone wrong, Sushi, accidentally swallowing chewing gum, evil melted marshmallows that want to eat you and take over the world, people that call your cell phone more than ten times in 24 hours, computer Viruses, waking up in the middle of the night for no reason, waking up before 9am, Dora the Explorer, people who discriminate, people who play favorites with kids, then congratulations, you are awesome. Please COPY and PASTE this on your profile and add your name to the list. XxxIshida's GirlxxX, HoldOnToYourTunaCans, SakuraKiss234, I love Neville, Kaen Okami, MangaLuv1423

Thank You, Kaen, for finding this funny shit! XDDD


I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Danny Phantom/Statick Shock/something new every few minutes, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, SamanthaFenton, Linzerj, I'mdancinonthefloorforacartoonSkellingtonfan1-MangaLuv1423,

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true.


Quotes To Live By (Not my quotes, I have no idea whose they are, though... I got them off Kaen's profile... XD)

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by a sparkly thing. (Kaen uses this quote 27/7.)

Sometimes you think things like, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" And then it hits you. (Kaen uses this quote 27/7, too.)

The world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus. (In Kaen's Phantom of the Opera FanFiction (which is in progress now), I drive the bus to hell. Yee Haw!)

I have a life. I simply choose to spend it on the computer.

Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. Love the people who treat you right and forget the ones who don’t. Believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it would be easy, they just promised it’d be worth it.

Nobody dies a virgin. Life screws us all.

God made man, then thought, "I can do better than that," and then He made woman.

People say you can't live without love. I think oxygen is more important.

The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

I come with my own background music. (No, really, my phone has my background music, once again, ask Kaen.)


The Percy Jackson Pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea.
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me.
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course.
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride.''
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side.
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights.
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright.
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother.
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others.
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars.
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go.


Dear Team Edward,
You say Stephanie Meyer, we say Gaston Leroux.
You watch Twilight, we watch MANY versions of Phantom of the Opera
You love Edward, we love Erik.
Edward has a volvo, Erik has a chandelier.
You listen to Bella's lullaby, we listen to the Music of the Night.
Edward sparkles, which makes Erik more deadly and sexy.
But, you see, there's still one problem...Only Erik can exist!
Sincerely, Team Erik.


You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.

2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.

3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.

4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.

5. You claim you have wings.

6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.

7. You daydream about meeting the flock.

8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.

9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.

10. You study about birds.

11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.

12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.

13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.

14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.

15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Which is coming out February 2011)

16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.

17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.

18. You hate dog crates.

19. You think scientists are evil.

20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.

21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.

22. You've found a new respect for blind people.

23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.

24. You say 'U and A' a lot.

25. You think you have a Voice like Max.

26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.

27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.

28. You know what 'Fax' is.

29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.

30. You claim to have brain attacks.

31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.

32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.

33. You daydream of flying.

34. You love chocolate chip cookies.

35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.

36. If you want to become a writer because of MR

37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.

38. If you love Fan-fiction.

39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.

40. You want a talking dog.


Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

A wise man once said, "Go ask a woman."

Escalatorslinky= endless fun

When my mother wakes up in the morning, her feet touch the ground and the devil goes "HOLY CRAP! SHE'S UP!"

Whatever does not kill me better run for it's Godforsaken life.

The dinosaurs didn't die from a meteor, Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

When asked why you are drinking in the early hours of the morning, reply "I wise man once said it's five'o'clock somehwere"

Music is like candy, throw away the rappers.

Invade the Wonka Factory and become a Sith Chocolateer today!

When in doubt, push random buttons!

If once you do not succeed, quit and go see what's on TV.

If quitters never win and winners never quit, what a-hole came up with 'Quit while you're ahead'?

If Spongebob is such a big success, then why does he still work as a frycook? And why were his first words "May I take your order?"

42 is the answer to life, to the universe, to everything.

A sane mind is a boring one.

PMS: Possible Murder Suspect.

There are three different kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't.

Don't mess with me, this Sharpie can alter reality

Love is like war: Easy to start, hard to end, and impossible to forget. (Love IS War. Ask the teal-chick with the megaphone. -MangaLuv)

Why get a boyfriend? If I wanted a stupid animal to follow me around all the time I’d go to the pet store.

"Where are you going?” “Crazy! And I’m driving!”

By the time you finish reading this you will have wasted five seconds of your life.

Behind every successful person lies a pack of haters.

I've discovered I often vision the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.

I agree with the dictionary: Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Don't hit kids. No, seriously. They have guns now.

Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

"Are you going to school tomorrow?" "No, I’m riding my unicorn to Alaska."

Artificial intelligence is no match for real stupidity.


An Original Poem, made by Skellingtonfan1.

I live in a world...

Where being normal is too mundane, too boring for a human being...

Where animals talk, and actually have something to say...

Where Christmas is magical, and miracles actually happen...

Where Halloween is brought by a dancing skeleton and a rag doll woman...

Where snow is because of a man with scissors for hands...

Where superheroes protect the innocent...

Where wardrobes have magical worlds inside...

Where wizards and witches are common...

Where owls bring the mail...

Where imagination powers everything...

Where half-god children go on adventures...

Where ghosts are real, and many are friendly...

Where anyone can fly, if they believe...

Where children never grow old...

Where fairies exist...

Where everyone is different...

Where the beds are made for jumping...

Where we spend the day laughing...

I live in a world different from everything, care to join me?


Write Down Ten Random Characters!

1. Rin Kagamine

2. Len Kagamine

3. Kaito

4. Meiko

5. Miku Hatsune

6. Teto Kasane

7. MangaLuv (Me)

8. Fang

9. Max

10. Iggy (From Maximum Ride, not Hetalia.)

Four (Meiko) invites Three (Kaito) and Eight (Fang) to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Fang: And, so yeah. That's my life. We might get attacked at any time now, just to let you know.

Kaito Meiko: 0.0

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One (Rin) or Six (Teto)?

MangaLuv: Hmmmm... Rin, I trust you more!

Rin: A HA! IN YOUR FACE!

Teto: :(

Two (Len) and Seven (MangaLuv) are making out when Ten (Iggy) walks in. Ten's reaction?

Iggy: I can hear something...

MangaLuv: Ummm, yeah... *kicks Iggy out of room*

Len: *blushing*

Three (Kaito) falls in love with Six (Teto). Eight (Fang) is jealous. What happens?

Fang: I have wings, so I can fly around with Teto. HA! TAKE THAT!

Kaito: But, but, but, I'm much more cooler!

Teto: ... I'm not in the mood to get involved today...

Four (Meiko) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two (Len), ten (Iggy) or seven (MangaLuv)?

Meiko: *is totally drunk* Hey, hey, MangaLuv, gimmie ur monney... haaa

MangaLuv: Errr, I can save myself by, umm, just running away. She's most likely to trip over herself or something.

Iggy Len: Daww...

One (Rin) decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

BUILDING RUN DOWN BY A ROADROLLER*

Three (Kaito) has to marry either Eight (Fang), Four (Meiko), or Nine (Max). Who do they choose?

Kaito: 0.0' Ummm...

MangaLuv: PICK!

Kaito: Meiko! She's my age!

Fang: Thank God...

Seven (MangaLuv) kidnaps Two (Len) and demands something from Five (Miku) for Two's release. What is it?

MangaLuv: Give me you're voice!

Miku: I can't do that!

MangaLuv: Then he's mine forever! :3

Everyone gangs up on Three (Kaito). Does Three stand a chance?

Len: Rin, get the roadroller!

Kaito: NOOOOOOO!

Everyone is invited to Two (Len) and Seven's (MangaLuv) wedding except for Eight (Fang). How does Eight react?

Fang: Ummmmm. Wow, thanks. Jerk...

Why is Six (Teto) afraid of Seven (MangaLuv)?

Teto: *spreads wings* Ha! I've got wings, and drills!

MangaLuv: *spreads even bigger wings* So do I. But you know what? I can transform into a full dragon. HA!

Teto: :o

Nine (Max) arrives late for Two (Len) and Seven's (MangaLuv) wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Max: Ya see, a giant hairy Eraser came, and tried to kill me!

MangaLuv: Perfect excuse, if you ask me.

Five (Miku) and Nine (Max) get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

MangaLuv: Oh brother...

Miku and Max are passed out on the front yard*

Nine (Max) murders Two's (Len) best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

Len: Poor Kaito. Usually it's me that dies... RIN! GET THE ROADROLLER!

Six (Teto) and One (Rin) are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Teto: You have the roadroller.

Rin: Hey, yeah, I do!

Eight (Fang) and Three (Kaito) go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Fang: I can find food.

Kaito: Yeah, but you eat rats and stuff...

Fang: I do not eat RATS!

Five (Miku) is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Nine (Max) do?

Max: *flies Miku to nearest hospital* See, this is what we get when we get totally drunk, Miku...

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two (Len) and Seven (MangaLuv) end up?

Len: Ummm...

MangaLuv: Errrrr...

Len: No. Did we even get married?

MangaLuv: In this quiz we did.

Len: Oh.


List ten random characters! (OCs too!) (They are going to be changed now)

1 Len Kagamine

2. Rin Kagamine

3. Miku Hatsune

4 Max Ride

5. Fang

6. Kaito

7. Iggy

8. Meiko

9. Teto Kasane

10. MangaLuv

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 (Len) woke you up in the middle of the night?

MangaLuv: What are you doing? Get the fuck outa here!

Len: But, the house is on fire!

MangaLuv: Iggy?

Len: Yeah.

Number 3 (Miku) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

MangaLuv: Thank God it was a girl. BUT GET THE FRACK OUT ANYWAY!

Miku: Sowry!

Number 5 (Fang) cooked you dinner?

Fang: I can't cook. IGGY! GET OVER HERE!

Number 6 (Kaito) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

MangaLuv: *record him as he sleep talks about ice cream*

Number 7 (Iggy) suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

MangaLuv: That's strange, considering I have a huge crush on you.

Iggy: 0.o

Number 8 (Meiko) got into the hospital somehow?

MangaLuv: Well, she must have been so drunk she did something stupid, or she smashed someone over the head with a sake bottle.

Kaito: Probably both.

Number 9 (Teto) made fun of your friends?

Teto: Hahaha! Your friend is in honors English and Science!

MangaLuv: Umm...

Number 10 (MangaLuv) ignored you all the time? (Wait, what?)

MangaLuv: Hey!

MangaLuv: ...

MangaLuv: Hey!

MangaLuv: ...

MangaLuv: HEY, YOU!

MangaLuv: ...

MangaLuv: Gosh, I can be so hard to deal with!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 (Len) do?

Len: Errrr, hide behind MangaLuv?

MangaLuv: Oh, that's such a shocker...

You're on a vacation with 2 (Rin) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

MangaLuv: Gargh! It hurts so much! Make it stop!!

Rin: Are you going at it or something...?

MangaLuv: ...

It's your birthday. What does 3 (Miku) get you?

Miku: Here ya go!

MangaLuv: *opens present* It's... um... leeks.

Miku: If you don't like them, I'll take them!

MangaLuv: *shoves them at Miku* Kay, than!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 (Max) do?

Max: IGGY! STOP BLOWING THINGS UP!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (Fang) do?

Fang: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HEY, KAEN, CHECK THIS OUT! YOUR FRIEND IS ABOUT TO SING UP ON STAGE "THE DISAPPEARANCE OF MIKU HATSUNE!"

You're about to marry number 10 (MangaLuv). What's 1's (Len) reaction:

MangaLuv: How in God's name do I marry myself?

Len: This really reminds me of a Glee episode.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 (Iggy) cheer you up?

Iggy: I can blow them up if you like!

MangaLuv: Noo, don't blow them up...

Iggy: How about their house then?

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 (Teto) support you?

MangaLuv: STOP CHASING ME WITH DRILLS DAMMIT!

Teto: RUN FASTER!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (MangaLuv) do?

MangaLuv: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I can't stop myself! Hahahahahahahaha! ect.

Number 1 (Len) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

MangaLuv: Why do I always get pared up with you?

Len: I don't know. Why would you dream of me?

MangaLuv: Nothing to do with SPICE!, that's for sure...

You're dating 3 (Miku) and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

MangaLuv: Why am I dating Miku again?

Miku: IDK... I don't have a family. Does the rest of the Vocaloids count? You already get along with them, anyway...

Will number 5 (Fang) and 6 (Kaito) ever kiss?

Fang Kaito: We better not!

Number 6 (Kaito) appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

MangaLuv: Kaito? A player? HA! That's funny. *sarcasm*

Kaito: Hey, if you wanna player, look at Len!

Len: HEY!

You had a haircut and 7 (Iggy) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Iggy: Oh, that's a funny question. Hardy har har. Make fun of the blind guy.

Number 8 (Meiko) thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

MangaLuv: Don't worry, you still have time.

Meiko: Huh? *drunk*

MangaLuv: Nvm...

Number 9 (Teto) is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Teto: WHY DO I EVEN LOVE MANGALUV IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?

You spot 10 (MangaLuv) kissing 1 (Len). How do you react?

MangaLuv: Ummm... I would be the one kissing Len in the first place...

Len: I HAVE TO STOP GETTING PAIRED UP WITH YOU, DANG IT!

Would 2 (Rin) trust 5 (Fang)?

Rin: Should I trust you?

Fang: Ask Max.

Number 4 (Miku) is bored and pokes 10 (MangaLuv). What happens after that?

Miku: *poke*

MangaLuv: Hey!

Miku: *poke*

MangaLuv: Fine! *poke*

Miku: *poke*

MangaLuv: *poke*

Miku: *poke*

ect

5 (Fang) and 1 (Len) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Fang: Well, we're just going to have to fly out of town again sooner or later.

Len: Yeah, you guys never stay in school, huh?

Fang: Nope.

If 6 (Kaito) and 3 (Miku) cooked dinner what would they make?

Kaito: Something with ice cream!

Miku: Noo, it must have leeks. :D

MangaLuv: Oh boy, not again...

7 (Iggy) and 9 (Teto) apply for a job. What job?

Iggy Teto: CONSTRUCTION! ON THE DESTRUCTION TEAM!

8 (Meiko) gives 5 (Fang) a haircut. Is that okay?

Fang: The... horror...

9 (Teto) sketches what 6's (Kaito) perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Kaito: So, my girlfriend looks like a stick figure?

Teto: Do you have a problem with that?

10 (MangaLuv) and 9 (Teto) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Max: *off in the background* Hmmm...

1 (Len) accidentally kicked 10 (MangaLuv)?

MangaLuv: HEY! YOU JERK!!! *punches Len in arm sorta lightly*

Len: Hey! It was an accident!

MangaLuv: I know. It's just fun to hit you. :3

2 (Rin) sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 (Teto) got it. What would happen?

Teto: Hmm, no, no, no, I don't really care, no, no, no, wait, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!

5 (Fang) and 6 (Kaito) did a workout together?

Kaito: That's no fair! I can't fly!

Fang: See, my exercise is so much more cooler than yours! Ha ha!

6 (Kaito) noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Kaito: Hey, you jerk!

MangaLuv: You were going to eat the entire ice cream cake!

Kaito: Ice-ice cream cake? :'(

7 (Iggy) won the lottery?

Iggy: Hmmm, maybe get new eyes?

MangaLuv: I don't think that's possible.

Iggy: Fine. Get new explosives than.

8 (Meiko) had quite a big secret?

Meiko: To tell the truth, I LOVE LEN KAGAMINE!

Len: *drops dead*

Rin: I think you killed him...

Meiko: Hahaha, I'm not telling my real secret!

MangaLuv: Besides, he'll come back to life in a few, no worries.

9 (Teto) became a singer?

Teto: I see what you did there!

10 (MangaLuv) got a daughter?

Miku: Holy Shaboodles!

Kaito: MangaLuv has a daughter?

MangaLuv: Yeah, her name is Shakura.

Meiko: Wait, who's the father?

MangaLuv: ... OH NO! TO NARNIA I GO! *runs off*

What would 1 (Len) think of 2 (Rin)?

Len: Are we actually mirror images or twins?

Rin: IDK. Let the public decide on that.

Len: Agreed.

How would 3 (Miku) greet 4 (Max) ?

Miku: Konnichiwa!

Mix: Yeeeah, I can't speak Japanese...

What would 4 (Max) envy about 5 (Fang)?

Max: Errr, nothing... I think... I like that he can turn invisible! Yeah, let's go with that answer...

What dream would 5 (Fang) have about 6 (Kaito)?

Fang: *wakes up* OH MY GOD! WHY AM I HAVING DREAMS ABOUT KAITO IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?

Iggy: *throws pillow at Fang* Shut up, I'm trying to sleep...

What do 6 (Kaito) and 7 (Iggy) have in common?

MangaLuv: They're the ones that people love to tease!

Kaito Iggy: HEY!

What would make 7 (Iggy) angry at 8 (Meiko) ?

Iggy: I don't care if you were drunk or not, you do NOT touch my explosives, got it?

What would 9 (Teto) never dare to tell 10 (MangaLuv)?

Teto: She can be calm when needed...

MangaLuv: I know that's not it, but I'll take it.

What would make 10 (MangaLuv) scared of 1 (Len)?

MangaLuv: If he wanted, he has a roadroller at his fingertips.

Len: Well, I would have to ask Rin first, but I guess so, yeah. HA!

How do you feel right now?

MangaLuv: Strange, considering I wrote these, and they are probably sorta accurate. :\


Copy and paste this if you represent anyone of these Vocaloid characters.

I am a Miku- The type of girl that has a new boyfriend every second and trys to take up the spotlight. (Nope...)

I am a Rin- Violent and jealous and pull other people into my problem. Who also hates a certain teal-haired girl. (I don't hate Miku, for one, but I am annoyed how much popularity she is getting. BUT I DON'T HATE HER!!! Second, I can be violent. Very often...)

I am a Len- The smart, sane one. Who is also pulled into a problem by a certain Vocaloid. (I'm not sane at all. Also, most FanFictions that I read, Len isn't really sane, either... But, I often get dragged into drama by my friends every so often. Every So Often = Every Single Day. Oh, I'm smart, too! Yay for Honors English, soooo, I don't know if I would be a "Len" I suppose, but, ehh, I'll italicize it for a Maybe...)

I am a Meiko- Who loves sake, beating up a certian blue-haired ice cream freak, and loves sake. (I don't drink, but teasing an ice cream lover every so often isn't so bad... XD)

I am a Kaito- Loves ice cream like there is no tomorrow and always gets abused for one reason or another. (I like ice cream, but I don't get abused often...)

I am a Gackupo- A pervert who likes eggplant and gets beaten down by a certain tuna-lover. (I don't like eggplants (Sorry, Gackupo) and I don't get beaten. See "I Am A Kaito." above.)

I am a Luka-A woman with a huge bust, loves fish and beats down a certain pervert. (My boobs aren't huge at ALL, and I'm usually the one beating up this kid that sits at my table, and he's a huge pervert. Oh, I like fish, too. Italicize again...)

I am a Gumi- A person who is unliked because she looks like a certain someone. (Ehh, I don't think so...)

I am a Teto- Loud, childish and hyper-active. (Let's not get into this one, shall we?)

I am a Haku- A person that whines about how horrible her life is and drinks sake. (I already have a friend like this. Next person.)

I am a Neru- Violent and tsundere person. Who loves to text 24/7. (I don't text often, but I am violent! See "I Am A Rin.")

I am a Dell- A workholic that gets easily pissed off and loves to smoke. (I don't smoke. Or work. XD)

I am a Rui- Lady-like at first galance...but a raging yandere-manic when someone goes near her man. (I don't know about this one. Usually I'm innocent at first, but that's it.)

I am a Rei- Smart, but gets angry when someone goes near his woman. (Hey, guess what? I'm a girl!)

I am a Tako Luka- Something werid and freaky. So freaky that nobody would want to go near it...but at the same time has cute moments. (Yeah, I guess so. XD)

I am a Miki- A person who loves cherrys and has the almost same voice as Gumi. (I sound nothing like Gumi, but I love cherries!)

I am a Yuki- Cute! (Ehh, I guess so.)


Friends

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs or their name REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents Dad/Mom.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "THAT WAS FUN! :D"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your clothes so long they forget it's yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "HONEY I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that you know we don't waste that stuff."

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk to the person who talks badly about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will hate the guy that dumped. REAL FRIENDS: Will come up to him with his friends and say "This is because your gay, isn't it?"

FAKE FRIENDS: Ask why your crying. REAL FRIENDS: Already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this. REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did.


25 Reasons I Owe My Mother

1. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week."

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about,"

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mout and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about weather. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

10. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck."

11. My mother taught me about STAMINA. " You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate."

13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

16. My mother taught me about about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing you eyes, their going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. " You are going to get it when we get home."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come crying to me."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. " When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you."


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have a social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (Yes, I am Wiccan, plus I have my own spiritual ideology. Don't hate, por favor.)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI OR YURI, so I MUST be GAY OR LESBIAN.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip


You say Hannah Montana I say Kagamine Rin

You say Selena Gomez I say Megurine Luka

You say Lady Gaga I say Hatsune Miku

You say Enrique Iglesias I say Gakupo

You say Justin Bieber I say F U You Jerk Kagamine Len is way better


Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong.

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher!


QUOTES FROM MY LIFE

"Holy Shaboodal!" -My friend Natasha and I once we found a funny picture.

"GET OFF MY CHINA! STOP POKING HIM, TAIWAN!" -Natasha, again.

"JEFFY!" -All of my friends, including me.

"Uncle Joe!" -Kaen, Natasha, Lauren, and I.

"I got some popcorn!" -Mom

"Nobu! Stop licking my feet!" -Me, and Nobu is my friend's dog.

"Nobu can't stop licking my feet."
"That's what SHE said." -Mom and me. Mom being the first quote, me, being the second.

"Hungary! Quick! Get your frying pan. I have my knife. Let's go save the Pirates!" -Natasha to me.

"I lost my pants!" -Me, after losing my pants (I had changed into my bathing suit) at a party. Nicole's (friend of mine) brother took my pants and put them in his duffle bag.

"My brother is gay. He has pictures of Justin Beiber on his wall."
"Then he's not gay!" -Nicole and me. Her brother is insane. (I apologize to all Justin Beiber fans out there, but I dislike him. A lot.)

"Are you gay?"
"No?"
"Are your bisexual?"
"No? Where are you going with this?"
"Are you Len-sexual?"
"W-What?" -Nicole, Dan, Me, Dan, Nicole and I, and then Dan again. Found the quote on someone's DeviantART signature. I had shown it to Nicole, and Nicole was like, 'OH YES! We must ask Dan these questions.' So we did.

"OMG! I JUST MET SOMEONE WITH THE EXACT SAME NAME AS MEEEE!" -Me. During a track meet, I met someone with the exact same name as me. My name is really rare to find. No really, ask Kaen.

"You're super happy jumpy ecstatic happy." -Kaen

"Humping Starfish!" -Lauren and I. Aaaand our entire 8th grade lunch table...

"Random Salmon!" -Maya

"What happens in lunch stays in lunch." -Zach

"THEY KILLED CHINA! QUICK, HUNGARY! WE MUST GO GET REVENGE!" -Natasha

"Let's get loud! Let's get sexy!" -Faith

"My brother keeps on taking off Len's pants..."
"The doll?" (Nicole has a Len doll.)
"Yeah. But I wish I could take off the REAL Len's pants."
"... Nicole?"
"Yes?"
"It's time you go get some help." -Nicole, Me, Nicole, Me, Nicole, and Me again

"Pull a Darry!" -Natasha

"You can pull a lot of things now a days. Like, pull a Jeffy (a face), pull a Darry (pop your head out of nowhere), and you can pull-"
"A pe*is?"
"Yes, MangaLuv. Yes." -Natasha, Me, and Natasha. We had to much chocolate.

"WHAT THE FACK? GO TO FACKEN HELL TAIWAN! There. That's better." -Natasha

"Yesterday, I saw a teenager dressed as a devil jump out to try and scare a kid dressed as a priest. Without skipping a beat, the priest smacked the devil with his bible, then chased him around screaming, 'The power of Christ compels you!'" -IDK, but I was on a chat on DeviantART and someone posted this.

"I have a special gland that produces natural awesomeness." -Nick

"7."
"AAAARRGH!! STOP IT!!" -Me and Nick. We made 7 short for 'I Lost The Game.' Awww, shit. -_-'

"MangaLuv, I bring you GOOD news! You will soon find a new love with a man you meet on a Tuesday."
"What the hell?" -Mystic Meg (an application on FaceBook), then Me.

"The Hobbits are coming to Isenguard!" -IDK, found it, thought it was funny, showed it to friends.

"You need to get a life at the party."
"Or a drunken WHORE!" -Natasha then Me.

"My dad did Irish tap-dancing in front of Dominos Pizza. He looked like a smoking man. Du Du Duuuh Dah." -Natasha. (Again.)

"Batman stole Superman's tights." -Faith

"The power of Jeffy compels you!" -Kaen and Natasha

"What's the High School like?"
"It's like SHIT!" -Natasha and then Me.

"I once had a dream about the Moon, iCarly, Roman architecture, Naruto, Freddie Krueger, Start Wars Cantina, and a random 3 year old. Oh, yeah, and pasta." -Kaen

"Get your teeth out of my shoulder." -Kaen

"One day I had a dream. Where I *throws hands into air* DIED!!!" -Me

"Whatever happened to a Saturday night?"
"It turned into a Sunday morning." -Eddie from Rocky Horror Picture Show, and then Nicole.

"Stop shoving your knee up my ass!" -Me

"Panty Shot!" -Random 6th Grader

"Alex's WOODEN STICK!" -Natasha, and the rest of our lunch table.

"Holy mother fuck. It's a cow, I am your father. I like to hump sheep." -Natasha

"I am your bus. Ride me." -Natasha (Again.)

"Answer me untruthfully. Are you a lier?" -Nick R.

"I like your brero. That's some brero." -Nick R., talking about a sombrero to our Spanish teacher.

"OLD PERVE!!!!!" -Simon

"My girlfriend wanted a pen. So I gave it to her. Then I gave her a pen." -Nick R.

"AHHHHHHHHH! You just killed Pikachu!" -Me. Story: Faith got a ring. There are three pieces. Put them together, they become Pikachu. She took it apart, I looked at her, and screamed that quote.

"Quick! Justin Beiber's going down your pants! What do you do?"
"Let him." -Faith, then Christian.

"Hey, mom, do you know what cosplaying is?"
"No..."
"Than you have a whole new world ahead of you." -Natasha, her mom, and Natasha.

"OH WAOH WAOH WAOH" -Natasha and I.

"MangaLuv, I bring you GOOD news. A man in yellow will make your day and make you happy."
"So, Len's gonna make my day, huh? I can't wait. ;-)" -Mystic Meg (again) and then me.

"GOD! GOD BEATS ALL! GOD BEATS EVERYTHING!" -Nick A, a fellow councilor in the camp I work at, and him and his friends were playing a "British Version (Quarts, Parchment, Shears)" of Rock, Paper, Scissors.

"So, MangaLuv, who'd you get?"
"Ummm... Haley... Badooky-Hookey." -Friend Ashley, and then me. I couldn't read the name when I had to get a kid. (ARE YOU FOR THE LOVE OF FRIKEN GOD HAPPY NOW KAEN?!?!?!?!?!) (She wanted me to post this so bad. *sigh*)

"Mmm. This popcorn is squishy. *gasp* He is my Squishy, and he shall be mine!" *eats the piece of popcorn*
"Well, now he's Delicious." -Me, and a friend.

"I'm like the perverted platypus." -Me.

"Len and Sasuke in the Banana Kingdom!"
"With Charlie the Unicorn in the background!"
"I don't think Sasuke likes bananas."
"WELL LEN DOES!" -Natasha, Me, Kaen, and Natasha

"Why is your head near my ass?" -Me. My friend Evan lied down between the spaces on the bleachers, and well, yeah.

"Why does your ass have a gravitational pull?" -Kaen, after wondering why we have so many problems. First, we had "Stop shoving your knee up my ass." and now we have "Why is your head near my ass?" Ahh, what a wonderful life.

"No one squeezes children like Gaston!!!" -Me, during a boring day during Gym. XD

"Safety Swim, jump right in. We'll make sure we'll drown your kids!" -Kaen's little brother, Ryan.

"Safety Swim, jump right in.
Let the drowning of your kids begin.
With a splash splash gurgle and a 'Help me' 'Save me Mom'
Say goodbye to little Freddy and Tom." -Me, a continuation of Ryan's little song.

"MY RACKET'S BEING RAPED!" -Me, while Kaen and I were having fun with our tennis rackets in gym.

"I was just playing with my tennis racket and then you go and try to rape it!" -Me, during Gym. Playing tennis sure is a blast! It's even more fun with all of the fricken WASPS around!

"Colmillo baila con un pollo!" -Kaen. Translation: "Fang dances with a chicken." Explanation: She was trying to say "Fang dances with a pole" but instead of 'polo' she accidentally said 'pollo', which means chicken. Ahh, Kaen, your spanish is amazing as always. :D

"WOMEN OF THE ADIRONDACKS!!!" -Sarah W. Umm, long story... Heh...

"Word up, MangaLuv!"
"Did you really use the words 'Word up', mom?"
"Wow, what is this, the 60s?"
"Wow, mom, doesn't that show how old you are?"
"Yes, yes, I'm old. I'm old, sad-"
"Hey, mom. Guess what-"
"-depressed, lonely-"
"Hey, hey, mom, guess what. There's a bright side to this."
"No there isn't.
"There is no bright side to this, MangaLuv."
"YES THERE IS! There is one bright side to this, mother. Do you know what that is?"
"What would that be?"
"Dad's older." -Mom, Me, Dad, Me, Mom, Me, Mom, Me, Mom, Dad, Me, Mom, and then me.

"BAWK BAWK CHICKIE CHICKIE!!!" -My friend Anya. During a chocolate selling sale, she got bored, and then she started dancing, and then, yeah... Kaen was there, too.

"OWW! YOU EVIL WHITE BALL OF FLUFF!" -Nicole, yelling after her cat attacked her foot.

"Seek, banana. Seek seek banana.
Pick, banana. Pick pick banana.
Peel, banana. Peel peel banana.
Eat, banana. Eat eat banana.
Throw, banana. Throw throw banana.
Stomp, banana. Stomp stomp banana.
GO, BANANAS! GO GO BANANAS!"
"*thinking* I just found Len's new theme song..." -Miss. Hunter, our science teacher. Who's about 45. XD Then me.

"Fµck the lawnmower. I've got a cow!" -Me

"BLACK JESUS!" -Simon

"I was born of a ninja Pikachu!" -Kaen

"RETARDED SEALS!" *high five* -Kaen and I


OCs OF MINE

Most of the time, my OCs are in my stories. Most of my stories revolve around my OCs, which I find selfish of my OCs. Shame on you, fellow OCs. I usually have only 2 that show up in the stories, but others show up as well. If they are minor characters, they will not be shown here.

BOW SHIMIZU (Main OC)


Appearance: She is usually the color scheme of Bright Neon Purple in my Vocaloid stories. She has Bright Neon Purple hair, which is usually always up in 3 pigtails (two on the side, one in the back) and it goes down to about just a little bit past her butt. She usually has a tube-top on, and capris, even though that may change due to her ever changing outfit that I am still working on, due to my indecisiveness. Her tube-top is scalloped on the bottom, and the entire thing is Bright Neon Purple. It has a label on the bottom left (your left, fellow reader of this long OC thing) thats says 'Vocaloid'. On the back, the entire thing is laced like sneakers. Her capris are Light Grey, with Bright Neon Purple on the sides, and of corse, she has the famous belt that almost every single Vocaloid wears, is that belt with the triangles and that clip-y thingy XD (which is Bright Neon Purple and a Dark Purple.) Her shoes are small high heels, which are Light Grey most of the shoe, and Bright Neon Purple, which is the bottom. They are not boots, unlike Miku or Meiko, though. They are just regular high heels, except with a music note on the front of the shoe, which is Bright Neon Purple. She has those things around her forearms, though, but not around the legs like Len and Rin. They are small, (the top below the elbow), and ends a little bit past the palm of her hand. The arm-things are on both arms, and the entire thing is Dark Grey, besides the screen which is on it, and the edges at the ends of the arm thing, which are Bright Neon Purple. Shimizu-chan has bright blue eyes. Bow is well built (as most Vocaloids are) as well. Well, err, her breast size is kinda small (an A or so, but, well, I'm not going to get any further with that...) She also has one small music note in both of her eyes off in the corner. It's like a shine mark in anime eyes, so the music note is white.

In other stories, she is designed to look like me, actually, minus the glasses. Ahaha, I guess I wish I was Bow... Alter-ego, I guess?

Personality: Bow is jumpy, and sometimes hyper-active when there is to much caffeine/sugar in her system. She is a nice, caring person, and is usually the person that people go to for help, comfort, or just a shoulder to cry on. When she meets new people, she is often silent and shy. But with her brother, and close friends, she teases them quite often. She is also childish sometimes, too, and likes to pout when she's upset or annoyed or mad, or whatever. (It gets her brother to buy her stuff XD) She has a sweet voice when just normally talking, that is surprisingly low when she sings. Her voice is sometimes confused for a man's when she sings. She can reach Kaito's low pitches, which she is highly proud of, but can't reach high pitches, which she is not proud of. She can sing in Japanese and English, and can speak both perfectly, except in one of my first FanFictions, when she isn't a Vocaloid yet.

Relationships: Sister to Arrow. Loves him to death. Will do anything to protect her brother from harm, even though she was born about 3 hours later then he was.

Age: 14

Tattoo (That Thing On The Side Of A Vocaloid's Arm): 04

Likes/Loves: Ramen (Which Is Her Signature Food, I Guess); Sparkly Things; Nice People; Friends; Family; Any Type Of Food, Actually; Reading; Writing; Listening To Music; Drawing; Singing; Singing In Low Pitches; Anime/Manga; Physical Fighting, But Not Against Other People Unless The Time Calls For It; The Computer; and Torturing People That She Really Loves.

Dislikes: Being Bullied; Assholes; The Fact She Can't Sing High; Annoying People; Spiders; Being Bored; Not Being Able To Do Something; Being Called A Man Due To Her Low Singing Voice; Scary People; People That Piss Her Off; Dull Things; Pink (The Color, Not The Singer); Bitter Food; Meiko's Driving; The Fact That Her Brother Can Sing Higher Then Her; and Idiots.

Other Notes: Has multiple powers that she was born with. (Read Dumped On A Lucky Front Yard to find out what they are. :3)


ARROW SHIMIZU (Another Main OC)


Appearance: Same color scheme as Bow. Still not sure how his outfit should go, but I'm thinking something that looks like Len's, actually. With Dark Grey shorts with Bright Neon Purple on the sides of them, the same belt as Bows', and the bottom of the shorts having a Bright Neon Purple continuous line going around them, for the lower half of his body with clothing. His top was going to be a t-shirt, that was mostly Dark Grey, except for the bottom of the shirt, which is Bright Neon Purple, and the edges of the sleeves are Bright Neon Purple as well. The front of his shirt has a Bright Neon Purple music note on it. Not to big, but big enough to be noticed. On the bottom of the shirt, there is also a label like Bows'. It also says 'Vocaloid', and is on your left hand side. Nothing around his neck or anything... He sounds kinda plain right now, doesn't he XD? He wears the male version of Bow's shoes, except they don't have the music note. So, no high heels, and no music note, but the main part of the shoe is Dark Grey, and the bottom of the shoe is Bright Neon Purple. He also has the exact same arm-sleeve-thingy going on as Bow does. He has bright blue eyes, but are just a little bit darker then Bows. He is also well fit. Arrow has the exact shine mark as Bow, too. His hair is Bright Neon Purple, and goes down to a little bit half past his neck, which he leaves down.

In other stories, Arrow is ment to have blonde hair, like me. He is my brother in any story. Basically, the same person, but with blonde hair, and different clothing, which is just normal clothing, which changes everyday. Duh.

Personality: Just like Bow's personality. He is playful, fun, and loves to be happy. He loves making his sister happy, and when he upsets her, he does anything to make her happy again. He can be really hyper when excited. He is nice, caring, and friendly to everyone. Unlike Bow, though, when he meets new people, he goes up to them with a warm smile as Bow tends to shy away, hiding behind Arrow. He has a lower voice then Bow's, which is expected to be, but can reach higher notes then Bow, which gets her mad. When he sings high, he is sometimes mistaken for a girl, or a young boy. Shota, if you will. He can appear shota-looking, but unlike Len, doesn't care if he is a "shota" or not, but loves to argue about it, especially if Len is around, just so that Len gets mad, because Arrow likes teasing Len, who knows that Arrow is imitating him. (Who doesn't like teasing Len, actually? XD. And yay for continuous sentences!) He can sing in Japanese and English, just like Bow can.

Relationships: Brother of Bow Shimizu. Loves her to the death, and will do anything to protect her, which is hard, because Bow would do the same thing in a life-death situation, so I bet you they would argue who would die or not, knowing them. XD

Age: 14

Tattoo: 04

Likes/Loves: Alfredo (The Pasta, Maybe His Signature Food); Meeting New People; Friends; Family; Good Memories; Reading; Talking With His Sister; Writing Short Stories (As Bow Likes To Write Long Stories); Singing; Listening To Music; Just Chilling; Playing Around; Singing Higher Then His Sister; Torturing His Sister Back When She Teases Him First; Annoying His Sister (When He's In The Mood); Getting Into Arguments Over Small Stuff; Video Games; The Computer; Learning New Stuff; and Finding Out What Other People Are Doing.

Dislikes: Bullies; People Who Hurt Bow; An Angry Bow; Being Bored; Punishment; Death; Sadness; Being Called A Girl Due To His (Optional) High Singing Voice; Meiko's Driving (Let's Face It, No One Likes Her Driving); Not Making It (From Passing A Test To Not Being Able To Complete Something); Dumbasses; A Sad Bow; and Depressing Moments

Other Notes: *See Bow Shimizu*


That's It For Now. If Anyone Else Comes Up, They Will Be Posted Here. Later!

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Fading by Sandfire Kat reviews
Sora is captured by the Organization, who are forcing him to complete Kingdom Hearts faster by bombarding him with heartless. With friends gone and will broken, darkness looms over Sora, threatening to swallow him up. But a friend is closer than he thinks. With this new ally a way out gleams teasingly back at him. But if he even manages to escape, trouble surely doesn't stop there.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 301,398 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Sora, Riku, Axel, Roxas - Complete
Love Sick by Jomatto reviews
Girls make me sick. Literally.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 50 - Words: 226,224 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sora, Kairi, Naminé, Roxas - Complete
The Forgotten by Kiki1770 reviews
Post Max. A betrayal leads to Max running away and wiping her memories. Now the Flock wants her back, but she's changed. That doesn't stop two birdboys fighting for her love. Will Max choose the right birdboy or will she fall victim to an old enemy? One mistake, two choices, three fates. Featuring Nice Max, Iggy/Max/Fang. COMPLETE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,865 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy - Complete
A New World by Nf2752 reviews
Wonders, Artifacts, Keyholes, and who knows what else lie in wait for the whole gang in this new adventure that will take them to the strangest of places...Earth! What hides behind these most ancient of places? Well, you'll just have to read and find out! Oh and this story has an OC too.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 66,786 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sora, Roxas, Ventus/Ven - Complete
Muted by Lilith Shiro reviews
It's been three years since that accident changed her whole life. Lost her voice and ran away. Now in a cruel twist of fate, Kagamine Rin will meet the people she has been avoiding again, who don't know it's her, what will she do? *Editing.*
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,412 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Rin K., Len K., Kaito S., Miku H.
When Vocaloids Come to Life by IggyWiggy92 reviews
Ichigo and her fellow otaku friends' lives change when Ichigo orders for them a package to contain chibi dolls of their favorite Vocaloids only to find them the following day life-sized and alive. LenXOC and possible KaitoXOC
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Miku H., Len K., Kaito S., Luka M.
Vision of Death by briluvs2write reviews
Post-FANG. A mysterious girl, a girl that the flock was never supposed to meet, shows up and says everyone in the flock is going to die. Iggy love story. IggyXOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,556 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Iggy
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Tell, or Promise: The Darequel by xxxHikari-Kuraixxx reviews
There's a party at Kairi and Amai's mansion, and everyone's invited! But, too bad Kairi and Amai aren't very good party planners, because once everyone arrives, there's nothing to do. In the end, everyone settles to kill time by playing a "nice," "wholesome," "relaxing," game of Truth or Dare with a twist.[SEQUEL TO T, D, DD, K, T, or P. Summary of last story inside]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,783 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012
Kingdom Hearts III: Brotherhood of Dark by DarthKingdom reviews
A few months after Xemnas's defeat, the trio recieves a letter from the king. Of course, things aren't over yet! My version of Kingdom Hearts 3.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 136 - Words: 476,758 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sora, Kairi
He's a Pervert! by Mirror02Sound reviews
Len likes Rin. Rin thinks that Len is a pervert. So Mikuo decides to give Len a hand. A story told through text messages. RinxLen, noncest. Loosely based off "Suki Kirai". Fluff. Rated T for swearing.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,892 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
The Perfect Assassin by iLen-Rin reviews
To everyone, Rin's just a nobody nerd girl with an intelligence lower than a pickle. She isn't athletic, she isn't popular. Yet, Rin herself can easily take down her school's hierarchy with a simple swipe of her assassin's blade. Good luck, Len Kagamine.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,807 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Len K., Rin K.
Musings of a notquite Master by psychicshipping reviews
Ever wonder what Sora was thinking before fighting Xemnas at TWTNW? Or how about his feelings on Trickmaster of Wonderland? Well wonder no more! The answers to these questons and more can all be found right here! So read it already!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sora
Tenebris Lux by Kaen Okami reviews
When the Opera Populaire is restored and reopened after 16 years, Raoul and Christine's daughter and the adopted son of the Phantom meet and fall in love. Will they survive with their love intact, or will they be torn apart? ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,219 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Erik
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Tell, or Promise by xxxHikari-Kuraixxx reviews
Everyone is bored while they are over Kairi and her red haired twin sister Amai's house. Just as soon as everyone is about to give up on ideas of what to do, Amai comes up with a game of Truth or Dare. But, this game has an extra twist. Rated T for some coarse language, teenage humor and minor drug use. COMPLETE!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,597 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Complete
St Fang's Poetry Corner by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
Aliudque's Misconception by cosmoslogic reviews
When Rin falls through an enchanting mirror, she ends up in the strange, fantasy world of Mundus. With the company of some natives, she ventures on to meet Madam Luka, who is deemed to know how she can return home. But isn't it a little strange to be so similar to a dead princess? Is she and Prince Len the results of 'Aliudque's Misconception? RinxLen & more later T for safety.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,358 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Rin K., Len K.
How to Annoy Flock Members by BRRIII reviews
How to Annoy Flock Members. Most are original
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010
Peace of Mind by harmonise reviews
"I just want to see her happy. It'll make me happy." – of warm memories, the happenstance of meeting once more, and the heart's unrequited dreaming... / RinxLen,, MikuxLen / going through and killing the bad grammar/spelling/punctuation before I look at updating any chapters
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,049 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - [Rin K., Len K.] Miku H.
Kingdom Hearts: Slender World by Gakuto1991 reviews
This is a story where Sora goes to the world of Slender and he has to find all 8 Pages before he can confront the Slender Man himself. Takes place after Dream Drop Distance.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,287 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sora - Complete
Kingdom Hearts III: Essence of the Heart by HollowedHearts reviews
After a short-lived break from action, Sora, Riku and Kairi are called for by King Mickey. With a new companion by their side, the team is off to other worlds, some familiar and some new. A/N: First fic, but I'm goin for a long one.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,864 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sora, Kairi
Vacation with the Vocaloids! by ChocoKoko reviews
When Koko gets a letter in the mail, someone knows about her obsession with Vocaloids. She ventures out and finds herself spending her summer vacation with the Vocaloids! A question lingers: Should she be afraid of them, or the other way around?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,875 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011
Life after Death by xxxHikari-Kuraixxx reviews
I've always wondered what happens afters Xion fades away in Roxas' arms. This is just a glimpse of what might have happened when she made it into Sora's heart.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Xion - Complete
My Life With Them by Rising Sparks reviews
Martina was an ordinary girl, with an ordinary life, other than the fact she was an otaku. Until one fateful day of listening to "Imitation Black" on the bus to school. Bad at summarys. A Hime story. T for mild adult themes.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid
To Be With You by Chocolate Randomizer reviews
Kaito and Len are soldiers who just recently fought in a war and have been given a chance to go back home to visit their family. Wait, did I say Kaito AND Len? Well, that's not entirely true...A one-shot that includes chara deaths.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Keep It Dry by Satanlickmydick reviews
Avengers Game Night: The team fails to keep Tony sober during a game of truth or dare and chaos breaks out! Slight Tony/Steve. Rated T for language but I'm probably being paranoid.
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Black Widow - Complete
Adventures of the Writer! by Der Blaue Wolf reviews
When the writer is kidnapped by Yaoi fangirls, Miku and the other 'loids must save him, before all of fanfiction falls to the yaoi, and Kaito ends up *censored*ing Len. This is Blasphemy, this is madness. This IS PARODY! Completed. Now with added extras.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 79,471 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Miku H., Luka M. - Complete
I, Vocaloid by akikomori reviews
Metropolis, a mega-city where robots must know their place. They mustn't harm humans, they must obey humans, and they must never have social interest with humans. Len, a bitter tyke, crosses the line when he meets a mysterious girl known only as Rin.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,929 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Rin K., Len K.
The Vocaloid Life Is Average by Sakagami Hina reviews
A collection of short Vocaloid stories based on stories from the website MyLifeIsAverage. Feel free to suggest a story or pairing! Rated T for conclusions I'm sure you're all jumping to.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 20,115 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/25/2010
I Dont Know What To Think Of You by Onlymecapde reviews
My First Fanfic! Please be nice : Len is a tipical popular boy with girls all ove his feet, except one. What will happen when he tries to make her his? will Rin fall for his charms... Or the other way around?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,851 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Rin K., Len K.
Days of the Vocaloids by OriginalPsyche reviews
Ever wondered what the Vocaloids did when they weren't performing? Here's you chance to find out. And yes, this summary sucks..btw, NO PLOTLINE.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,105 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011
Max Learns How to Cook? by mizuki.monique reviews
Max tries to learn how to cook! Need a few laughs? Click here. No flames please. Constructive critism is accepted
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Max, Iggy
The Maximum Experiment by Lozzy98 reviews
What if it wasn't Angel that was taken in The Angel Experiment? What if it was Max? What if Angel became leader? And what if it was part of Angels plan? Full summary inside. Fax along with some other pairings. R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,436 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Max
Behind the Walls by ParadiseAvenger reviews
MOVED! Child Abuse Awareness. It shouldn't hurt to be a child. Sora took the abuse, suffered the hits, and shed the blood. Kairi begged for salvation and pleaded for the rape to stop. Who protects you when your parents hurt you? AU. Adult themes. SoraXKairi. (25 Chapters.) MOVED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
The Last Human by Ruby Sword reviews
Following Princess Bubblegum's unexpected marriage to a stranger, a seventeen year old Finn decides to move on from his heartbreak by trying to discover the truth about his heritage, and if he is, in fact, the last of his kind. Finn's POV.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,540 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
FlashBacks by acidwash22 reviews
Max goes boarding school at Maggie K. Walker when she gets in trouble again. But she never expects to see her long lost best friend, Iggy. But then she meets bad boy Fang, who could get her into even more trouble? Will Max choose good or bad? SuckySummary
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,986 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Max
The Landlord by IloveRinLen reviews
"But...Every so often...There's a little chance that I see an adequate young lady come along, and then I am so happy when I open the door and there's a lady there who's...just right..." Based of a short story! R&R!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Made Again by heyshalina reviews
The flock decides to take a vacation before setting out to find their parents. But then tragedy strikes, and Iggy goes missing. Now Max is determined to do anything to get him back. But this time what the whitecoats have done is truly evil. Now complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,494 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Iggy - Complete
The Vocaloid's Rant by Taku-yaki reviews
"THIS IS SERIOUS!"—"DON'T JOKE AROUND!"—"WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS!"—"I'M NOT A SHOTA!"—"I'M NOT A FREAKIN' LOLI!"—"I'M NOT A TSUNDERE!" Everybody rants about something in their life. Even the Vocaloids.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,054 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011
The Thirty Day Challenge by Shadow of Light and Melody reviews
Shadow has a challenge! For all Vocaloid, Harry Potter, and Maximum Ride characters to stay at her house for one month. All rules and stuff listed inside. Submit an OC if you want! Rated T for swearing, some kissing, and randomness. I suck at summaries...
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Len K.
It's Just Not Max's Day, Is It? by Kaen Okami reviews
Ari's ghost is bored. So he decides to join forces with The Voice and sing to Max all day long to annoy her. Max's day goes downhill from there once she finds out what the rest of the flock is up to...Rated for questionable content. DISCONTINUED.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,163 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Max, Ari B.
The Different One by ScarlettWings reviews
Iris is an experiment like no other. She's always looked up to the flock, one day hoping to escape with them. But when she finally escapes, and runs into the flock again, she gives everybody the cold shoulder, like how they did her. Except one. REVIEW! :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,689 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011
Exception by skamusic4 reviews
I don't know how this happened. Believe it or not, but I can actually SEE this girl, and nobody else. So of course, I'm not going to let her slip through my fingers. Not a chance. There are exceptions to every rule...so here's mine. IggyxOC.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,534 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Iggy
And Now For Something Completely Different by Kaen Okami reviews
...An Omen PARODY! Damien's confrontation with Mark does not exactly go as planned, and hilarity ensues.
Omen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Complete
Maximum Ride: The Birth of Sora by GhoulHunter15 reviews
After the Flock kicked her out and being attacked by Flyboys, Max was found, dying, by the Voice. Two years later they reunite, but what will happen when the Flock meets Sora, the new and improved Max, along with her new family? Read and find out.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,607 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Max
Max's Special Powers! by TMI reviews
Max is one of the normal-er bird kids. She doesn't have mind powers or bomb skills or blending in powers. Then, The Voice and Jeb inform her about unbelievable powers she never knew she had! Kind of crossover with a lot of other stuff. I think it's funny.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,496 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Max
NO by ChocoCookieFuck reviews
NOOOOOOO
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
KINGDOM HEARTS: A New Tale by EPSIL0N reviews
Post-KH2: Sora, Kairi, and Riku finally celebrate a joyous reunion. However, when the powers of darkness rise again, who else can step up in defense? Follow heroes as they visit old and new worlds alike in this plot-twisted tale of light and darkness.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 194,879 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Milk and Marshmallows by Redeeming Endeavor reviews
"You're asking me to let a stranger wander the house that I'm babysitting in and be perfectly fine with it?" she hissed. Wow. Feisty one. "Who are you, what are you doing in this house, and why are you naked?" Life is full of surprises.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 188,807 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - [Sora, Kairi] - Complete
Ask MR! by Welsh Gem reviews
Ask the Maximum Ride crew ANYTHING! FAX! EGGY! And Dylan will get hurt! YAY! You may even ask Jeb a question. Or Valenica. Or Ella. Or Ari. Or ANYONE ELSE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010
Silver Notes by mangatiger14 reviews
Can Silver survive heartbreak, new loves, broken friendships, and a new family? When she meets with the Flock, all heck insues! Set when the Flock is going to D.C., how will Silver affect their Virginia adventure? Iggy/OC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,003 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Iggy
Flock Facebooks by FantasyAddict97-10 reviews
The flock gets facebooks! Intrests, Basic information, everything. Afterwords chats and other. Disclaimer: I do not own MR
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010
The New Generation by FallOutGirl21 reviews
Anne, Kelsey, and April have all sudenly sprouted wings during class, and when Fang shows up, their favorite BOOK character, they know something's up. And Fang's been acting strange. Should they trust him? DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Fang
Nobodies of Sacrifice by 14darkness reviews
Each Organization member finds their own wonderland, but these dreams hold anything but wonders. A poem fitting the alice tune goes with every Nobody.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Complete
Kaito's Issues by AviTaRi reviews
Kaito really has some serious issues, one of them is about CHOCOLATE, wanna know what's about it? well see this if you're curious *Valentine's fiction*
Hatsune Mix/初音みっくす - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kaito S. - Complete
Nudge, Nudge and NUDGE YOU ARE SOOOO DEAD! by MockingjayFlying reviews
Everybody knows what happens when you give a mouse a cookies and if you give a moose a muffin...but what happens when you give too much sugar Nudge. Well...why don't you take a sneak peek and find out...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Nudge, Max - Complete
The Innocence of age four by luvdove96 reviews
four year old Max, Fang, and Iggy want to have "the Talk" with Jeb
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
Dora's Journey Across the Border by vampirewitchcat reviews
This is the story of when Dora obtains a green card from her grandmother, and chronicles her short attempt to access the Land of the Free. Rated T for short bursts of violence and use of an explosive.
Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
The Maximum Ride Version of Romeo and Juliet by Dani the Witch reviews
Of course, everyone's heard the original version of Romeo and Juliet. But what happens when the characters of Maximum Ride portray the characters in the play?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Complete
Nudge's Prank by That Ninja On The Ceiling reviews
Title explains all. Please review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Nudge - Complete
50 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do With The Vocaloids by orangeer reviews
Number nine: I will not scare carolers on Christmas. Secret Santa present for Emily -Rightside Reflection-!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,493 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010
How to End a Conversation by XXForrestStarXX reviews
Title says it all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010
I Never Did That! by flYegurl reviews
When Fang finds a link to a website called Fanfiction on a comment on his blog, he follows it to a series of... interesting stories. Iggy torture ensues. Does anyone ever wonder why Iggy has been paired with almost every character in the MR universe?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Complete
Discovering FanFiction by acciopigfarts reviews
What could happen when a tired Max and Fang discover the world of FanFiction late one night? FAX. 'T'.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Max, Fang
Nations, Mutant Bird Freaks, and Itex, oh my! by manga enthusiast reviews
What happens when Iggy bombs a World Meeting? How will the nations react to the Flock? How will the Flock react to the nations! Country names used except for Arthur! and this story takes place before Max, for Maximum Ride.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010
Things I Cannot Do When With the Flock by LunaPadma reviews
There are certain things you can't do when with the Flock. Each item has a story attached...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Max, Fang
A Story With No Name by Alice Rocker reviews
I am extremely annoyed at Fang for leaving. So I've decided to send my little friend after him to annoy him until he goes back to the flock! After FANG. Read and review please! Rated T for some swearing, and because I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Fang
Some Things Get Deleted For A Reason by tgypwya reviews
Fang has left, and Max has taken it upon herself to sort through his belongings. But something she finds on his laptop will change how she views Fang forever... and cause fangirls everywhere to freak the hell out. Oneshot unless you guys really love it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Dylan, Iggy - Complete
All Innocence is Lost by Niamhooo reviews
ONESHOT. Angel and Nudge are playing twenty questions. When Nudge asks what her future dream job would be if she was human, Angel gives a startling answer. And she heard it from Iggy, the sexist pig. Oh, the drama.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Angel, Iggy - Complete
001 by Rosefire84 reviews
A second-generation mutation escapes from the school and seeks out the flock for guidance. What will happen when Ari returns from the dead- AGAIN? Some characters submitted by reviewers
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010
MR Advertisement :D by fangsgrl33 reviews
somthing i wrote long ago really short, really really short but i laughed the whole way through i actually turned this in as an assignment. i bet my intro to computer professer thought i was insane lol :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Iggy, Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
Ten Things That You Should Never EVER by SparxFlame reviews
... Let the Maximum Ride Characters Do. The title wouldn't fit. And basically the story does what it says in the title. It is a list, be warned! I will try and hopefully do all the characters. R&R PLEASE! ON HIATUS for the forseeable future.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Sadistic Vs Sparkling by The-Closet-Goblin reviews
Dumb idea I had as a young and stupid me. Poorly written to be honest, but for lovers of Vocaloid and the song "Sadistic Vampire" Or those who find sparkly vampires annoying as their squealing fangirls, maybe you'll find this one-shot relatively amusing. I suppose I have. T to be safe. I own nothing here (contains references to other anime vampire characters)
Crossover - Twilight & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Edward, Len K. - Complete
No Longer With You by Kitsune Hayashi reviews
When Len gets fed up with being a Vocaloid and runs away, he expects he's going to have to get a job eventually. What he doesn't expect is that that job could be in another world!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Len K.
20 Reasons Why Len Can Be Seme by hamxham reviews
We all know that Len can be anything he wants and still be as sexy as hell. And here you'll find out why.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Len K.
Dylan's Face by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
For all those haters of Dylan, or just those who love a good insult. A list of the terrible things Dylan's face has brought upon us. It's a Maximum Ride fan's version of Chuck Norris jokes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dylan
young ladies prefer gentlemen by Amaryne reviews
I don't care if he's my hot waiter – if he says one more of those god-awful pick-up lines, I'm throwing my latte in his face. Rin, Len, and skim latte's. ONESHOT.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
10 Reasons Orochimaru Is A Pedophile by XXnarutoyaoiXX reviews
10 Reasons Orochimaru Is A Pedophile. Crack. 'Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Orochimaru - Complete
Masquerade by xo.Kyorii reviews
Kairi's life revolves around four boys. Her mysterious friend from the past, her favourite YouTube user, the unknown prince charming at the masquerade ball, and the sweet, irresistable Sora Strife. What is so similar about all four? SoKai
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,531 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Questions, Questions by LunaPadma reviews
Max and the flock are on a TV show! Who will win the game show? Will Max kill the fanfiction writer?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Max
Vocaloid 02: Kagamine Len: User's Manual by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
How to get the most out of your newly-purchased Kagamine Len unit.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Len K. - Complete
Gozen and the Feather Kids by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Gozen went to Antarctica so he could get his lollipop back and save the pygmy marmosets. But then, as he captured the feather kids Gerald, the UD, sent him for, he met Fuzzles. Gozen loves his Fuzzles. This is Gozen's story of The Final Warning...Kinda
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Gozen, Fang - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 2,286 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Vanilla Essence, please by Princess iPod reviews
Vanilla H comes to the Naruto World as part of her mission without interfering with other people. Is that so easy to do when you're greeted by the village's number one kuncklehead, the sexiest guy in the whole word, a nagging cutie, and a charming sensei?
Galaxy Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007
A Not So Secret Conversation by Bureaucratic Bullet reviews
Every gals got a flaw. Just don't let 'em know you think so. Or else...
Galaxy Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
The WONDERS OF WONDERLAND by Rutledge reviews
BE CAREFUL OR BE ROADKILL! i was stuck for a poem for my assignment, and as usual, i came up with a silly poem instead of a dead serious, meaningfull page of prose. go figure
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2005
The Cheat Code by Fairy Godmoose reviews
After a mysterious phone call, a preteen girl named Emma is sucked into Kingdom Hearts. She just wants to mess around, but she's been enlisted to fight the Heartless!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,295 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Complete
Confusing Time by Nearly Indi-cent reviews
A conversation between Alice and the Cheshire cat. Not my usual cup of tea, but this one couldnt be helped.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Complete
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Dumped On A Lucky Front Yard reviews
"Good. So, we must look like familiar, huh?" Holy. Chiz. "Cosplayers?" Arrow asks, hoping for what he asked was half true. "Nope. You guys were dumped on a lucky front yard." This. Is. Awesome. Rated T for BAD POTTY MOUTH! :D LenxOC! RinxOC!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,704 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Len K., Rin K.
The Kagamine Blog reviews
What happens when the Kagamine's decide to start blog? A whole lot of strange happenings, that's what! Rated T for Rin's Rampaging.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Len K., Rin K.
What Are We Doing Here? reviews
Bow and Arrow Shimizu, twins, decide to play Dark Cloud, their favorite video game. It's just a video game! What can happen? Well, you can get sucked into the game itself... This isn't what the Shimizu twins were expecting. Rated T for language.
Dark Cloud - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/31/2012