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Joined 10-17-10, id: 2580167, Profile Updated: 03-21-12
Author has written 6 stories for Call of Duty, Star Wars, Assassin's Creed, Heavy Rain, and Doctor Who.

Well... Hello. Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. I love the Rolling Stones, if you understood that last line ;)

About me: Ahah... me. Well, what about it?

Random quote by Sheogorath: If you make me angry I will SWALLOW YOUR SOUL AND VOMIT IT INTO THE CHAMBERLAIN OF THE ANCIENTS!!!!

What TV shows I like to watch: House. Also, NCIS.

My favorite movie: If I had to pick, I would choose Snatch.

My favorite character from anything ever: Norman Jayden- sorry, Nahman Jayden.

Mah Quotes:

Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat tails.
Clarence Darrow

I never said I had no idea about most of the things you said I said I had no idea about.
Elliott Abrams

Every day Catholics prove that you can be a good Catholic and a good Democrat and have a different position from the Church on abortion.
James Carville

Money will determine whether the accused goes to prison or walks out of the courtroom a free man.
Johnnie Cochran

Outstanding, Marines- Out-fucking-standing!!
Sergeant Sullivan

Here; you may need these. High velocity, armor piercing rounds. They're also expensive as hell.
Jun

Every species has it's weakness. Humans, the throat, Sontarans, the back of the neck, Ood, their tentacles, but the Vashta Nerada? Run. Just... run.
The Tenth Doctor

Insanity is doing the same thing twice, yet expecting different results.
Unknown

Blessed with the talent of a steady hand,
He stood guard over the path ahead.

Patiently combing the surface of Reach,
Marking the location of each target.

Holding his breath before he took that of his enemies,
His rifle cracked with the retort of defiance.

Hidden in the shadows,
He was the first shot in our fight for survival.

In recognition of this, his tireless diligence,
We recognize him as the vigilant eye of Noble.

Jun-S266, the Reach War Memorial

And, my personal favorite: Relax, no one's acussing you of ennythin'.
Norman Jayden, FBI.

My writing: I like to write about video games (owing to the fact that I'm an eternal nerd) and I like to write like an old writer. E.g., I may use parenthesis in dialogue, like adding a side note. Also; I like Machievelli, and my characters may sometimes reflect that. For all of the hand-to-hand scenes I do, I incorporate CQC (the fake kind, from the MGS series) and I describe it... fairly well.

By the way: Snake? Snake?! SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE?!?!?

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Sensations by Spookiesque reviews
A series of random one-shots with emotion-based themes. Rated M for violence in Ch. 2
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 11/28/2010
Burn by icewolfheartsmuffins reviews
"It is not light that we need, but fire; it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake."
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,541 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Charon
Surviving Middle School at Aperture Science by CaveStoryNinja reviews
What would happen if the robots were transferred into human, preteen bodies and sent off to middle school? Would they survive?And would the cake stay a lie? Glados, Wheatley, Chell, ATLAS, P-body, and AI GLaDOS are about to find out.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 13,321 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
Minecraft: My Story My Series of Terrible Ideas by GoombaGeek reviews
A re-write and improvement of a laughably bad Minecraft fic. Much better than the original.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,469 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011
Wasteland Perspectives by CalliopeSpeaks88 reviews
A series of drabbles set in the Fallout 3 universe. The premise being, the events of the story are told through various character view points. Mainly a female Lone Wanderer tale though. Will feature female Lone Wanderer and Butch later.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 92 - Words: 71,382 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Lone Wanderer
Parental Espionage by Karan0617 reviews
Having to lie low after Shadow Moses, Snake moves to Florida. After a simple comment from Otacon, he decides to adopt three young girls. A collection of stories on Snake being a new father to three girls with some unusual talents! Please review
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,624 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - S. Snake
And Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Drabble! by Captain-Trina reviews
Doctor Who drabbles to - hopefully - make you giggle.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., 10th Doctor
Days of Orion by TheQueenOfTheFoxes reviews
The days of Artemis's treatment, starring Orion, and other alters. Actually, just one more. But just one is more than enough for Artemis to handle.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,789 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Orion F., Artemis F. - Complete
Stranded in The Giant by Turdy1 reviews
After his fighter suffers an engine failure, Airman 1st Class David Jordan discovers one of the biggest secrets of the Third Reich. Now, he must survive it.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,776 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Samantha - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Sevroy reviews
He was cold. He was calculating. But was he heartless? Arcade, Boone, Raul...Companions, or pawns? A series of unordered flashbacks from those who have interacted with the mysterious Courier, all leading up to a decision that must be made in the present.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,609 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Courier
Assassin school by tylerssecond2 reviews
Malik and Altair in school. Will have crushes, templars and some south park references.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Altaïr, Malik
Life and Death in the Capital Wasteland by Alfonse Pardieu reviews
The story of the third man to step out of Vault 101. Follow Tom Holden as he navigates the peril and evils of the Capital Wasteland and its inhabitants alike.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,632 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011
The Dead Sea by InkNQuill reviews
Eleanor and Fontaine build a machine to an alternate universe in hopes of finding something interesting, But instead they bring hell into Rapture. Bioshock / Dead Space crossover.
Crossover - BioShock & Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Delta, Isaac C.
One Vial by Purefire121290 reviews
A lone splicer runs through the hollowed halls of Rapture. He has but one small vial left of ADAM. A group of spider splicers blocks the path. A mysterious girl challenges them. Whoever wins; the splicer must choose to help or run. Chapter2 is on the way!
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2011
Cereal Camping by InkNQuill reviews
Eleanor and Dell OC go camping in Arcadia. One-Shot. Sequel to Eleanor's Cereal.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Eleanor L. - Complete
Metal Gear Not Included by daylightsdelight reviews
Our favorite soldier has earned a vacation. How will he use it? Second Chapter UP *Ideas welcomed!
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - S. Snake
Operation Charybdis by godfreyraphael reviews
What really happened during the infamous Operation Charybdis mentioned at the end of Black Ops? Was Mason following the Soviets' agenda or his own? This story aims to uncover what really happened.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - A. Mason, J. Hudson
Winner by Teufelszeug reviews
This is one day in life of Gallo, a ghoul, a cannibal and an evil man. Rated M for dark themes and general gloom. Charon cameo appearance. Unfinished.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Charon
Trenches by SleepySama reviews
The Battle of Khe Sanh. Rated T for Language and Violence. My first Call of Duty FanFic.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011
The Life and Times of the Malloy Sisters by Sararosatasialexabel reviews
Meet the Malloys: Victoria-Jane, Delilah, Alexa & Viola. They've lived in harmony with their father, Draco Malloy, attending Hogwarts in the year 1584. The girls have always been different - but as they grow older and more mature, will they fall apart?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, OC
A WibblyWobbly, TimeyWimey Christmas by rosexknight reviews
The Doctor and River have complications when they meet after being pen pals for ten years...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
The Mk2 Song! by delos1108 reviews
This is a little song my sis made up and she allowed me to put it up on here. R&R!
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Complete
Primal Urge by Smackalicious reviews
Something is different about Ziva, something . . . feral. And slightly annoying. Crack!fic. Oneshot. Slight pairing suggested, but it's very minor.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Ziva D. - Complete
HolyWar by Ender1030 reviews
The Endwar rages and the Russians and Europeans discover the fury of combat and technology, the war reaches the Holy land as Israel fights against its neighbors. Who will be left standing on all sides? Runs parallel with the events of Sea of Eternal Sun
EndWar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,058 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Complete
The Run by Renniexx reviews
One-Shot. Melissa, eight years old and wearing cowgirl pyjamas, finds herself alone in the secret hour once again. Well, not entirely alone. She decides once and for all to find that solitary voice out there in the silent world.
Midnighters - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Melissa, Rex - Complete
Strudel by IceColdSoDa94 reviews
Dempsey discovers more about Richtofen than he bargained for when going to heroically investigate the Nazi Doctor's suspicious actions early one morning. Crack ensues.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen
Assault by Talgoran reviews
Nomad tactfully switches between his suit's powers and his on-hand weapons as he assaults a KPA outpost.
Crysis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Complete
In the Dark by planetslayer reviews
In the damp, cold dark a ferals mind begins to wander...
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Silent Hill 2: Letter From Silent Heaven :CV: by Ryan M. Usher reviews
The comprehensive re-write of the original "Letter From Silent Heaven". A novelization of "Silent Hill 2", as seen through the eyes of James Sunderland, the game's protagonist.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,141 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - James S.
Task Force 141: Lost Stories by Six Shot Magnum reviews
Oh sure, everyone knows about Soap, Roach, and Ghost. But what about these guys? No? Well here you go. M rating for swearing, violence, and probably some other stuff.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009
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The Decline of One Norman Jayden reviews
Norman Jayden, FBI. He's a hero, saved the kid, freed the dad, set the mom's mind at rest. And now, he faces the consequences. Set after "Case Closed", in which Norman begins to lose his mind due to over-use of ARI.
Heavy Rain - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Norman J.
A List of Names
The new Order and the old Order; which holds truer to its noble ideals? The new Order can spread farther through the world with its technology, but the old Order lived by its ideals. Will the new Order stray from its righteous path?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,907 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Altaïr
Nazi Zombies: Trapped In the Theater of the Damned reviews
The Nazi Zombie slayers have gone from the theoretical frying pan to the theoretical fire as they leave Der Riese to find, not a home with welcoming families, but a new frontier.. a theater, infested with hordes of the undead. Will they live another day?
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Dr. Richtofen, Tank D. - Complete
Special Agent: Callsign Archer reviews
Special Agent Ray Giles is working for a Task Force- a very special Task Force, called the 141. When one too many things is asked of him, will he lose himself in his work, or keep his human side alive? ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,337 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011
Doctor Who and the Writing of Star Wars reviews
In this, the first crossover I have ever written, Doctor Who and Donna Noble travel unknowingly to Hoth, where they encounter the Battle of Hoth, in which the Rebel forces bravely defend against the Imperials. What happens when someone isn't saved?
Crossover - Star Wars & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Han S., 10th Doctor - Complete
The Maxis Files reviews
This is a short collection of journal entries from Dr. Maxis himself. He was the one to use Teleporters, zombies, and the WunderWaffe DG-2. He was pretty important... this is about his work.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Dr. Maxis, Dr. Richtofen - Complete