Retro-AFC
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 10-17-10, id: 2580199, Profile Updated: 12-03-11
Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

HEY GUYS! neh neh!

My name is AFC(Retro came from my 80s kink a few months ago), I am fourteen and I do not act my age. (e7e)

I love:

Hetalia

My Little Pony (All generations)

The Penguins of Madagascar

Sailor Moon

Ouran High School Host Club

Thundercats

Percy Jackson

Avatar the Last Airbender

Toy Story

(aaaand I'll think of stuff later. ouo)


Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake! The average person can't, but i did...HA!

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down.


If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.


-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Little Dane by MomoV reviews
After one prank too many Norway has had enough and gives Denmark the punishment of his life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
And Then There Were None by Scarlet Hanson reviews
The nations are dying one by one, and the survivors cling onto not only their lives but all that they hold dear.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Ameripangled by Eliza Darling reviews
All Kiku's life, she's been isolated from the world. What happens a when charming thief happens to find her tower? eventual Ameripan, RoChu. Rated T for accidental nudity.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/24/2011 - [Japan, America] South Korea, England/Britain
Finding out our father by EgyptAdbydos reviews
Japan,Hong Kong, South and North Korea, Vietnam and Taiwan find out by blood result that China is their mother and now they want to know how their father is. Will they like their father? And why did China keep this secert from them? Humnan names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,095 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/18/2011 - China, Russia
Bruder Of Mine by Cherry82 reviews
The two little nations of Prussia and HRE are being raised by their Vati Germania. They enjoy getting into all sorts of mischief, mainly little Gilbert. Lessons always to be learned. Story contains parental spanking. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 111,995 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Prussia, Germania - Complete
Savage by Orpah reviews
A young Australia is brought to live with England for the first time. Will England's biased and harsh treatment of him be too much? And what of Canada?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 124,502 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Australia, Canada - Complete
Elevators by LittleK3 reviews
There's a dispute between countries, and little Alfred and Matthew get caught in the middle of it. After being kidnapped and left to die on an elevator, Francis and Arthur are in a race against the clock to find and save them. But will they be to late?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,685 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - America, Canada
Lovina's Rapunzel by PiWrite reviews
DISCONTINUED. "In return you must give me your first born," Antonio nodded his head, stiff with anxiety. Arthur laughed, his laugh filled with cruelty. Warning: OOC-ness, stupid jokes, and gender bending!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,047 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
What Happens At Germany's House by VitalRegionsSeizer reviews
This is just a collection of short stories about what happens in the German Household.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Germany, Prussia
My little nations: Politics is magic by Pepsi-Rabbit reviews
The nations have been transported into Equestria! Is this one of England's spells backfired, or does Celestia have a bigger plan for them? *GerIta, UsUk, PruCan, ItaPie, muti Nations X Ponies, T for cursing* COVER DRAWN BY ME !
Crossover - My Little Pony & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,187 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Pinkie Pie, N. Italy - Complete
Forgotten Memories by xSuperxNinjaxBunnyx reviews
HRE hits his head in battle with France but luckily Prussia is there to save him. The only problem is he doesn't know where he is or who he is himself. From the theory of HRE is young Germany. Warnings: random updating. GerIta and brotherly PruGer
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,955 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
The Firsts by BlackWingedTraveler reviews
A list of firsts in the lives of Sweden and Finland, told from the latter's perspective. Drabbles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,268 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Finland, Sweden
When You Know You're Obsessed With Hetalia by Bakura From School reviews
You know you're obsessed with Axis Powers: Hetalia when... Written for fun. Please Read, Review, and write your own!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
Tangled in these Troubles by Annie-Mei reviews
Eliza has always lived in a tower concealed from the world with her lover, Roderich. She is given an opprotunity to get out of the tower for one day, and she meets someone who never expected to see her again. Somewhat but not really a Tangled crossover.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,070 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Hungary, Prussia
Ejector Seat Incident by Da NeKo81 reviews
When Italy has an ejector seat installed into Germany's car disaster ensues, causing Germany to teach Italy a lession he won't soon forget!GirIta rated Teen for mild language, and and a spanking of a certain Italian nation! Read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Happy Family by TheOppositesAlchemist reviews
A series of stories about random days that the 'happy' family of China, Romano, and America go through. If you think that's strange, meet their family and neighborhood! China/Romano, Norway/Taiwan. Oh, you know it's so canon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,764 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - China, S. Italy/Romano
Italy's Asthma Attack by SaraQuita reviews
While walking home from a meeting with Germany and Japan, poor Italy has an asthma attack from the weather. One more thing: Italy doesn't have asthma in the series, but I just thought this would work
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Leiko Sohma by Scattered Bronze reviews
Tohru's head was spinning with excitement, a new Sohma! Maybe a new friend too! She couldn't wait to get to know Leiko. She wondered how Leiko's presence would change their lives too. All Tohru knew was that there was never a dull moment. -Language-
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,073 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011
My Little Pastaaa!: Heroes Are Magic by Energizer Bonnie reviews
The Allies and Axis Powers find themselves stuck in Ponyville - how /unmanly/. Who will annoy Germany to death first: Italy or Pinkie Pie? Has America finally met his match in the heroine that is Rainbow Dash? Be prepared for crack shipping and randomnes.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011
Kindergarten Angst by Cherry82 reviews
The Axis Power Nations are just trying to fight off the Allied Forces. But what happens when Italy finds a strange green powder that transforms him and Japan to mere children? Germany is in trouble. Spanking in later chapters! *Story is Complete*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,520 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Gilbert and Prussia by ghibli22 reviews
Everyone knows that Gilbert is awesome. At least thats what he tells everyone, so they had better know by now. Various short stories about Gilbert based on the comic series Calvin and Hobbs. Some regular, some AU, all slices of the awesome Gilbert's life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Prussia
Depressing Mornings Without Bunny Slippers by Scattered Bronze reviews
*ho-hum*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Greece, Japan - Complete
A Little House Guest, Da? by Roma-Nana reviews
With the Soviet Union dissolved, Russia now lives in a big house all by himself. One day he finds a little homeless boy, Alexiandru Selymes, who is much more than he seems. Maybe they can teach each other something.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,586 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Russia - Complete
One Random Morning by Scattered Bronze reviews
This is what it looks like on a random morning in Hetalia world: Chaos.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/12/2011 - N. Italy, Greece - Complete
Do You Think This is Punny! by Shikajino reviews
Canada has to deal with America's stupid when it comes down to them being alone at a World Meeting. No Pairings, 'cause this is serious crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
A Cat's Life by dartboi reviews
What happens when Turkey turns Japan and Greece into cats? Click her to find out a please review.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Japan, Greece - Complete
Like Father, Like Daughter by VampirMagier515 reviews
Gilbert and Arthur met each other at some random playground... with their DAUGHTERS with them. Pairings inside. Also, SPECIAL surprise inside!XD Read and review 'cause I'm awesome.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
Funhouse by TonkaToy reviews
But going back to the years who you would be interested in I present to you a small, book of sorts. It's holds many things that even now I am embarrassed to speak of, child relationships and hate. Please, do try to refrain for laughing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hong Kong
Of Robins and Eagles by BasiliskPrince reviews
Following after the Revolutionary War, England muddles through life and America's determined to prove he's grown up. What will become of the two?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - England/Britain, America
Gilbird and Gilbert's Wedding by Artemisthe2 reviews
Hey, Germany did stuff with his dog. Why can't Prussia marry a chick? Feel free to shoot me for it though.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Prussia - Complete
Fears and Daddy by xxDawnxOfxHopexx reviews
Sometimes being tough isn't always as easy as it seems, especially when it's around Daddy. .:Fem!America and Daddy!England:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - England/Britain, America
The Declaration by Towelket reviews
Italy/Feliciano visits Germany/Ludwig's house to declare his ownership ? lol of Prussia/Gilbert. ItaPru/FeliGil
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

America made China an Uke reviews
Never again will China go into bets with America. How will he ever escape the perverts at school, and Japan and his camera? And Poland is getting bad vibes and thinks that China wants to be a crossdresser with him. Good luck China. You'll need it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,338 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - China
The Wolf's Memories reviews
Michelle didn't think that a business trip with her father to the Kirkland Manor, would change her life when Mr. Kirkland's nephew is visiting. Fences are built for reasons, but what does go beyond that dark forest? AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Seychelles, Germany
Teach them a lesson reviews
America asks Italy to see a horror movie with him at midnight on Halloween, but England and Germany do NOT APPROVE of their disobediance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/19/2011 - America, N. Italy
Babysitalia reviews
Maybe picking Prussia as a babysitter isn't the smartest idea in the world. But at least he had enough of a brain to ask his nemesis Hungary to help babysit the younger nations while the world meeting. spoofing Babysitters Club kind of. Please Review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Prussia, Hungary