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Joined 10-17-10, id: 2580267, Profile Updated: 12-17-14
Author has written 1 story for Merlin.

Well hello! The very fact that you are reading my profile makes me nervous, because that can only mean that you have read something I wrote, and after waiting for months in agony and anticipation without an update, you have decided to take matters into your own hands and find out where I live and then let me die a slow and painful death. Well all I gotta say to that is please don't kill me too badly, as I am slightly allergic to death, and it often makes me sneeze. :D

Honestly though, I do apologize about the steadily growing length between my updates. You see, when I orginally began to write on this site, it was when I had all the time in the world, and was actually drowning in a personal sea of boredom (Help! Throw me a book or something!) but now life has caught up with me, and has rather rudely ordered me to do something productive- the nerve! But never fear, things will be slowing down here soon, in fact, they already have, so it shouldn't be too long before I can get back to my regular schedule. Or will it?

So, since this is a profile, I suppose I should write something about me. Well, first of all, if you didn't realize from the name, there isn't just one writer, but two. :D There's me (who knew?) but also a trusty accomplice, who is a lot smarter, and spells a whole lot better than I do. And trust me, I desperately need someone to proofread my spelling, because the talent I have for that particular subject is rather small and shy, and often, it pretends to not exist at all!

Ok... enough about us, this is making me feel self centered... gee :-)

Have a wonderful day!

Cheers! TTTs

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Sons of War by TheLastRider reviews
When Eragon and Saphira disappear in the middle of a battle, Murtagh and Thorn alone discover their prisons. Unwilling to tell the Varden, but still slaves, they must keep this secret from Galbatorix while hunting for a way to be freed. Murtagh's only two legged companion, a half mad elf given to him as a reward, tries to help- but can the sons of war be freed? Bk 4
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 74 - Words: 157,533 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Eragon S., Murtagh, King Galbatorix
Shackled By Blood by purplehairedwonder reviews
After the battle at Gil'ead, Murtagh and Thorn struggle with Galbatorix's power over them. But when Roran is captured by the Empire, Murtagh and Thorn must decide once and for all where their loyalties lie.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,940 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Murtagh, Roran
On Shaky Ground by Sydelle Rein reviews
Sequel to Arthur's Silent Guardian! With the unknown identity of his sorcerer-protector plaguing him, Arthur is unsure how to deal with this new knowledge. Meanwhile, a series of mysterious earthquakes is threatening the safety of Camelot. No Slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,275 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Fallen Angel by Kikwoka reviews
After S3. Arthur is finding it hard to be 'Temporary King', and Morgana has sworn vengeance against Merlin for destroying the immortal army, so soon Merlin and Arthur find themselves fighting against Morgana and her new ally, a Fallen Angel. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,611 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
Deliverance by Kelllie reviews
Gap filler. Chained in the megaron at Ephrata, the minister of war ponders his son's fate at the hands of Attolia
Queen's Thief series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Complete
On the other foot by OneWonders reviews
Set post-305, Arthur sends a reluctant Merlin on a trip. While Camelot appears to survive his absence unharmed, not all is as it seems. Arthur is acting strangely & when Merlin discovers the cause it turns their world upside down & sets father against son
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,850 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hypothetical Discussion by LilacSky128 reviews
After a mysterious sorcerer saves Camelot, Arthur is pretty sure he knows who it is. He and Merlin have a discussion about it. But it's purely hypothetical. Really. It is.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Same Old Story by Kitty O reviews
Ho-hum. Normal day in Camelot; Merlin's been accused of sorcery. Again. Uther reflects on every other time Merlin has been arrested and resists the urge to pull his hair out. Ficlet. Do you think the king's an idiot?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
The Trials of Friendship by TeenMuggle reviews
Merlin's magic is revealed and he is forced to flee Camelot. He soon meets up with some Druids who seem to help him, but are they all that they seem? How will Merlin fulfill his destiny? Please Review! No Slash. No spoilers- wrtitten before Season 3.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,122 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
To Write a Fan Fiction by Emachinescat reviews
In which Arthur decides to write the greatest fan-fiction ever, Merlin is scarred for life, and Emachinescat continues to satire everything that just so happens to wander into her line of sight.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Hexing can be Vexing by WitchyWeasel reviews
An arrest goes less than well, leaving Arthur the victim of a sorcerer's spell. His tongue-twisted fate has him feeling irate. Can he find help before it's too late? - An ageing trickster forces Arthur to speak in rhyme to his great displeasure.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,612 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
Have you ever noticed? by NotQuiteBerserk reviews
Merlin has an epiphany that he feels obliged to share with Arthur. One shot. No slash. An attempt at humour.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Unintentional Eavesdropping by Sydelle Rein reviews
3x13 tag. Lancelot doesn't understand Merlin. He saves all of Camelot, yet asks for no recognition. Well someone needs to thank him, and Lancelot decides to fulfill that roll. But what if someone else is within hearing distance when he does?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 92 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Rules of War, Magic and Love by Morphea reviews
Merlin joins a group of young, peaceful sorcerers, but uncovers a conspiracy to kill the King. Meanwhile, Arthur agrees to an arranged marriage to gain a crucial alliance for Camelot. Find out the dramatic consequences of their choices inside... A/G
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 63,776 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Bandits of the Black Forest by renelenier reviews
The knights of Camelot ride to the aid of an ally. Arthur, Merlin and Gwaine enter the strange kingdom, but find that nothing as is it should be. Mentions of A/G. Changing the rating to T to be safe.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,723 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Awakening of Destiny by WhiteKingdomAngel reviews
As a powerful sorcerer arrives in Camelot in search of Emrys, Merlin will have to defend the kingdom from the shadows. But he can only keep his magic a secret for so long before he is forced to reveal his true power and his identity to the court.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,143 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Purge Continues by ftim reviews
Sequel to 'Plea to Emrys' - The Purge continues when Uther learns Emrys has been in Camelot. Who will make the ultimate sacrifice? Lot's of interaction with the 'enemy'. Pre-Arthur history explained. Arthur/Merlin & Alvarr/Morgause/Morgana/Mordred.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 74,892 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Seeing is Believing by WitchyWeasel reviews
Murder, confusion and deadly illusions leave Camelot in chaos and Uther 'missing'. To save the city Merlin and Arthur undertake a difficult and revealing journey to destroy a legendary pillar built on a source of raw magic. ON HIATUS - WILL BE RESUMED
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,234 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
Diplomatic Immunity by Archaeologist reviews
Merlin goes to Camelot as an envoy between magic users and King Arthur. 4 years ago, Nimueh twisted the truth, making Arthur think Merlin a traitor. That Arthur is unhappy to see him again is an understatement. Sequel to Conversations with a sorceress.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,406 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Last Dragon Egg by Viridis Lupus reviews
The Great Dragon has asked Merlin to rescue the last dragon egg left whilst King Uther has asked Arthur to destroy it. They must travel together, with different agendas, across the continent in order to find it. What will happen when they do? Epic!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 169,997 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Conversations with a Sorceress by Archaeologist reviews
Nimueh has an agenda and it will take all her persuasive powers with Merlin to make them a reality. But Merlin is proving a little stubborn…. And then Arthur shows up. A finding-out story.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,497 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Spies, Lies and Truths reviews
Merlin is lying- again. And the consequences because of it are high, for Arthur is now on a quest to kill Emrys, and rescue Merlin. With deceptions and lies at every corner, how can this possibly end well? NO SLASH!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,673 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Merlin, Arthur