Poll: Hello there! If you're here, you're probably bored. Either way, I decided I might as well try this "poll" thing out and try it on something useful. Due to a random review I got the other day, should I continue "Last End"? Yes, some answers are joking. Vote Now!
Author has written 37 stories for Super Smash Brothers, and Legend of Zelda.
Name: Call me pearidolia (Smokes cigar, attempting to be cool but chokes and coughs up a lung because smoking is bad, kiddies)
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I'm a 19-year-old college student who is shipping trash and loves videogames and anime. I've been writing fanfiction since I was 13, when I published my first story on this site. I recently returned to writing, even if I'm most likely done publishing stories on this site for good (with the exception of one, maybe?), but if you like my works, never fear! You can catch my new stuff (and some of my old stuff) over on Archive of Our Own!
I also recently moved over to Archive of Our Own (I vastly prefer their kudos system) so check me out over there! Pen-name is still Araceli L.
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Thanks to everyone over the years for writing, messaging, and reviewing. It's been a lot of fun, and I will always fondly remember fanfiction.net. :)
I still like this even though it's been quite a few years now XD
LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:
3. Captain Falcon
9. King Dedede
Then ask the following questions
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night
Ask what could have brought such a handsome young man to my room.
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Probably scream. Curse. Scream some more. Chuck some random items at his head until I politely asked him to leave.
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
I would wish Samus every happiness in the world with her blubbery, birdy love, and congradulate her on the fact she will soon be ruling Dream Land.
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Try to be polite about the fact whatever it is is moving on my plate. We know you try, Ike.
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
I’d most likely be uncomfortable with Zelda sleeping next to me on the beach, and scoot away subtly so Link can join in.
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Poor little Ganondorf, so misunderstood-
“CURSES, LINK! I’LL GET MY ZELDA ONE DAY!” Awkward silence.
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
King Dedede is still slightly bitter over me and Ike’s engagement. I’d just kick his kingly butt.
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Ignored by Ness? YES! PEACE!!
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Link would valiantly try to protect me as if I were his beautiful princess Zelda.
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Marth, taking from everything he learned on the battlefield where the only rule was to survive, would probably keep me alive until the medics came (I am tearing up at being pulled away from my savior, who collapses to the ground in exhaustion from stabilizing my heartbeat – sniff, sniff.)
Captain Falcon would give me a thoughtful book with a subtle title: LOOKING TO DATE A SMEXI RACER UNDER 35?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
My best friend Samus never leaves a man behind, and she would die trying to save them.
Instead, after heroically saving my only life, she would say, “No need to thank me, gentlemen,” to the 1150 firemen who endeavored to calm the roaring blaze, whose attentions are now lost on the spreading inferno and glued on her curves as she saunters away, the house exploding coolly behind her. I grin. “That’s my best friend.”
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Ike would jump right in there next to me so he would be embarrassed with me. It’s what lovers do.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
Link would say, “Isn’t marrying Ness illegal?” I would scream back, clutching my ten-year-old fiancé to my chest, “Nothing is illegal in the name of love!!”
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Little Pikachu would curl up next to me on the sofa, where 3 Musketeers, Hersheys, and Reese’s wrappers would be littered around me. Maybe he’d try to give an inspirational speech, if only he could talk.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
King Dedede would only support me by betting on my matches (reluctantly. He only does this for his one true love, Samus Aran.)
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
I’ve always wanted Link’s muscular arms, shimmering gold hair that veils his caring cerulean eyes, brushing across his forehead like the paintbrush of the goddesses…oh, forget about his character, all I want is that sexy body.
Hehehe, just kidding. Link, your valiant and courageous and smoking hot. Your pretty much my favorite dude ever and…that’s all I gotta say about that. ;)
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Considering the way Captain Falcon turned out, I’m pretty sure his parents wouldn’t be surprised for their 35-year-old son to bring home a 13 year old girl. Unfortunately, we wouldn’t get along very well because one of them would realize me from the magazines as “Pedophile’s New Victim”.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Ike and Zelda? Good call. Oh yes, behind my and Link’s backs (though we 2 are going behind their backs; it’s complicated) they are secretly hooking up only on Wednesdays…
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Zelda? That innocent, sweet--*sees Zelda’s mouth smashed against Ike’s lips*-- little slut!! (Finds Link and shows him heinous sight.) Link cuts off Ike’s head. ‘nuff said.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
I’m afraid my favorite family member is jealous of my stunning good looks (squeaking angrily at me when I claim their all from him)
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Ganondorf, you are amazing just the way you are, what with your stunning good looks, crazy power, and the admirable determination you always have, always trying to conquer Hyrule even though every single time you’ve ever tried you’ve failed miserably and pathetically to a seventeen-year old who hasn’t even been fighting longer than you, and somehow managed to beat you despite your warlock-y powers and Triforce powers and resources and tricks AND unfair fighting…
So no worries, bro.
King Dedede, you caught me off guard. I mean, first Samus, then Marth, now me? And we thought Zelda was the player…
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Ness and Link…LINK! WITH MY FIANCE!!
Link breaks it off indignantly with Ness. “Not like you don’t cheat on him with me!”
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Captain Falcon, I’m just warning you, (from King Dedede’s experience, obviously) that Samus is a little frisky.
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Link and Zelda? Yes, they are soul mates. Another great call, mystic chooser of questions. Because no matter how many times they hook up with someone else, they always know, at the end of the day, they will always be waiting for each other in the same bed. Awww. :P
Would 2 trust 5?
Marth and Ike are best friends, buddies, pals, amigos, but unfortunately, when it comes to something like Zelda, nowhere is save and no one is trustworthy.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
The galactic bounty hunter stares at him impassively. The young child stares back, his blank black eyes creepy and bemused. The female fatale lifts her armored finger, and quickly pokes him in the nose. The innocent psychic (that right there is probably an oxymoron) retaliates with a swift jab that she cannot dodge, earning a snarl in reward.
Thus begins a poking war of legends.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Link and Ike? Other than swordplay: how to win your princess!
Zelda and Captain Falcon would most likely not end up cooking…
Just Kidding! (all this Zelda-bashing is only for fun. She’s actually my favorite character.)
Zelda would be gentle about the fact that CF doesn’t know a strainer from a whisk.
Behind Ganondorf’s back, innocent Pikachu and heartbroken King Dedede decided to replace him in his job, Pikachu always having these secret intentions and King Dedede driven insane out of heartache.
They apply to be World Dominator.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Enraged and seeking revenge over the fact that Ike and Zelda have hooked up waayyyyy more times than he and Zelda have, Ganondorf…
Well, let’s just say Ike walks out of there bald.
King Dedede would probably end up drawing Marth, and Zelda would fume about it for a while, because everyone knows that Marth is not Link.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Ness and Dedede are mostly likely making deals on explicit pictures of Samus (that she didn’t take herself. She was framed.)
1 accidentally kicked 10?
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Marth sent a message to Caeda/Sheeda/Shiida, but King Dedede got it. The penguin would most likely cry, “Sweet dreams, Marth, I DON’T LIKE YOU!”
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Zelda and Ike would be having a very nice time; however, Link and I would be there, monitoring them closely, and rather subtly. (“I need to get closer, my binoculars are blocked by all his hair!”)
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Zelda would try to apologize for “whatever” happened with Ike, and that he came onto her, not the other way around. I’d ignore her.
7 won the lottery?
Pikachu? Oh gosh, he and Dedede have something big in store for the world…
8 had quite a big secret?
Ganondorf, I think after centuries of kidnapping the same princess, she figured it out.
9 became a singer?
“It Doesn’t Matter” by King Dedede. Featuring the hit singles, “So What If I Rule The World?”, “It Doesn’t Matter That I’m Not Human” and “Imma Bird.”
10 got a daughter?
Ness would hopefully be much, much older. She’d probably have his same creepy black eyes.
Link is the best of pals with Marth, despite their love of Zelda. They bonded immediately when Melee began.
How would 3 greet 4?
Captain Falcon would try a pick up line on Samus: “Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!”
What would 4 envy about 5?
Samus would be envious of Ike because of his irresistible charisma
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Ike would most likely have some explcit dream about Zelda, until Link comes in and slices his head off again. That’ll set him straight.
Zelda and Pikachu…are…both…my friend.
Pikachu is insulted that Ganondorf sucks at dominating.
Where would 8 meet 9?
Ganondorf would meet King Dedede at Steak n’ Shake, because they’re both fatties.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
King Dedede would probably never tell Ness where babies come from.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Ness is still scared of Link over the whole “kicking” incident. Poor little guy.
Is 3 Gay?
Captain Falcon?? He’s the kind of guy that makes Superman feel gay.
How do you feel right now?
Angry at my sister. Kinda bleh.