Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, Hawaii Five-0, and Inheritance Cycle.
I'm currently revamping my fanfic "The Broken Family" and it's new name will be "The Journey to Family" I'll be leaving the old story up for personal reasons, but I hope you guys will enjoy the updated story once I straight posting it as soon as I find a beta reader.
Because of my work and school I will be updating once a week and if I have enough time I'll start working the my hobbit/lord of the rings story.
The only part of my name you'll ever know is my middle name which is Noel as in the christmas song "The First Noel".
I'm one out of six girls and I'm a middle child (YaY me, NOT) My favorite tv shows are The Mentlist, Hawaii 5-0, NCIS, and NCIS LA
And I'm a Christian. :)
Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If Mother Nature has reason to fear you because she totally ruined something for you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile.
If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you love Jesus with one hundred percent of your heart copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy this into your profile!
If you think that writer's block is the toe-jam of a writer's brain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you dream in color, copy this into your profile.
If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy this into your profile.
If you support finding a cure for breast cancer, copy this into your profile.
If you wish the atheists would just shut up already, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever been attacked by a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.
Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. If you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.
If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you do not use the typing system as taught and yet your typing system is quite effective, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have or ever have had an imaginary friend, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have been baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, copy and paste this into your profile as a fellow servant of God!!
If you're a God-loving, God-fearing, born-again Christian that believes in equal marriage for all, copy and paste this into your profile!
There are many things worth dying for, but only a few worth living for. If you have something worth living for, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are proud to be pro-life and are not afraid to stand up and give a voice to the voiceless, copy and paste this into your profile.
ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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