Reasons to Hate Twilight
by happyhouseelf reviews
It is a sappy, half baked, over the top, romance novel but instead of rotting away in cheap-buys bins and magazine racks, it's at the top of the best-seller list. And that really bothers me, so lets go in depth to the Reasons why Twilight SUCKS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,204 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009
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Yahoo! A Twilight Tale reviews
This is me not liking sparkles and sues. Sorry if you don't like it...review if you do happen to not hate!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Complete
Twilight Book 1: The Soggy Apple Core reviews
Disclaimer: Me no own Twilight, SM does. It'll be told in parts, as our thing's just going to be too long in any other way. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,444 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bella & Co and the Baseball Game O' Doom
Parody of Twilight. Got a tad bored of my old detailed thing, so trying this one out. Please review! Disclaimer: I am not Stephenie Meyer, nor do I own any of her work and all that is associated with it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
FanPop Review Number 1: Defending HP against T reviews
So...I've offended people. Rats. Shucks. Whatever you prefer. Let's get it straight: I don't want to offend people. I want to give my opinion on their opinion. Mmkay? Nifty. So I found this on FanPop, and disagreed with it. Hope you like!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Complete
5 Ways To Prove A Twilighter Wrong reviews
I found this on a Gaia Online forum. No, I don't have an account. Not really all that long, there are some comments by other people at the end. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
Ten Reasons That Twilight Is Better? I think not reviews
Annnnnnd I'm back, and ready to bash! Here we have a lovely bipolar person stealing reasons from other people. Read on for my comments! I do believe that this one has a bit more humor than the others, if you're into that sort of thing. R&R! :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
Actually, Harry Potter IS Better Than Twilight reviews
What does the title say? Well, true that. I'll be updating if I get any reviews...or maybe I'll update anyway, I do enjoy ranting...Well, have fun! If you want, you can flame, I'll just add that to my happy review total. It spurs me on! Have fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2010