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Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Glee.

I'm Grace. gaystraightorangepurpledinosaur on tumblr. My brain has no filter, so whatever comes to mind usually comes out of my mind. I like Harry Potter and Glee. Oh, and Dalton by CP Coulter. It's absolutely brilliant. I don't know what else you want me to say. *le shrug* How about that gay sex on Glee, everyone? VOTING~


Do not stand at my grave and weep

I am not there, I do not sleep.

I am a thousand winds that blow,

I am the diamond glints on snow.

I am the sunlight on ripened grain,

I am the gentle autumn rain.

When you awake in the morning’s hush,

I am the swift upflinging rush of quiet birds

In circling flight.

I am the soft starlight at night.

Do not stand at my grave and cry,

I am not there, I did not die.


Favorite Pairings:

Harry Potter

Draco/Harry

Remus/Sirius

Fred/George

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The Mortal Instruments

Alec/Magnus

Alec/Jace

Izzy/Simon

-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-

Glee

Blaine/Kurt

Jeff/Nick

Quinn/Rachel

Wes/Gavel

-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-

Dalton

Ethan/Evan

Julian/Logan

Shane/Micah

Shane/Reed

Tweedles/Micah

Justin/Chaz

Spencer/Merril

Tweedles/Dwight

Tweedles/Logan

Tweedles/Julian

(The Tweedles are sex gods, therefore much too shippable)


What house would you be in?
Ravenclaw

Which character do you hate the most?
Dolores Umbridge. That bitch gave me the urge to throw my book at the wall.

Favorite Death Eater?
Bellatrix Lestrange

Favorite Marauder?
MOONY. Remus John Lupin is a sexy motherfucker.

What's your favorite book quote?
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Of course. I can make a HP reference to almost anything.

Fav Weasley?
Fred/George.

Professor?
PROFESSOR LUPIN

Place?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Random

Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Yes, I cried during the Prince's Tale and when Fred died. I have tear marks in my book.

Ever had a Dream About Harry Potter?
Fuck yes

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
Yes, two Halloweens in a row I was Hermione.

Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?
Unfortunately, no.

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
Yes, a lot... Like, a lot, a lot.

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
I already do, obviously.

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best?
DADA

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most?
Chaser

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her?
Depends on the dog, the friend, how I'm feeling that day...there are quite a lot of variables.

Do you like the books more or the movies?
Books

What would be your Animagus form?
Definitely a narwhal


ONLY IN AMERICA...

Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in America...are there handicap parking spaces in front of a skating rink.

Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America...do we use the word 'politcs' to describe the process so well: 'poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 percent
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 percent

but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares" and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things


If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”


PLEASE READ. If this doesn't touch you... wow.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


Okay, so I was looking at my stories and realized I didn't put a disclaimer on a couple of them, so here:

Baking, Boating, and Bad Colds: I don't own Glee, Ryan Murphy does.

He Dearest Wish: I don't own Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling does.


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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7775 - Favs: 8,246 - Follows: 7,737 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Chatting During Class? Bad Windsors! by SpaghettiTacos reviews
They aren't doing anything bad. Just you know IMing during school, and I think Evan's in love. Based loosely off CP Coulters 'Dalton'.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,325 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
The Boy Waits by HermitKnut reviews
We know so much about Amelia Pond. But what made Rory who he is today?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
Credit by yesmilady reviews
Set pre-series. Unable to pass on the opportunity to finally meet Sherlock in person, Jim disguised himself as a drug dealer, knowing full well that Sherlock would do anything to get his next fix. Jim/Sherlock, dub-con. Previously "Methods of Payment".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,094 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
A Million Little Things by GreatPretending reviews
Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson met on a field trip in kindergarten. What new adventures will this friendship lead to? One chapter for each school year. Eventual Klaine, because Klaine is the best.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,681 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Family Planning by I'mInsaneAndIKnowIt reviews
It's seventh year at Hogwarts, and a new course has been added to the curriculum, a parenting course to be exact. Post war fic. D/Hr, H/P, R/Padma.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 60,287 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twenty Four Hours by embrace-the-deception reviews
Jeff's given himself 24 hours to finish things before he goes. The one thing he's having trouble with though, is telling Nick how he feels. Niff angst, rated M for suicidal thoughts/actions, depression, eating/body issues, F-word mentions. TWOSHOT
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,245 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Haunted by Just Gabz reviews
Daltonverse.When Dwight moves into his new house, he finds more than he expected. Haunted by the ghost of Ethan Brightman, he can't help but feel drawn to the enchanting ghost, even if it is against his better judgement. Dwighthan.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Cherimon by BlueLightReflections reviews
A shameless Cherimon
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011
Falling by Alittica reviews
When Charlie is sent to find popcorn, he never suspects he'll end up falling- off of counters and for a certain set of blonde pranksters. CP Coulter's Daltonverse. Charlie/Tweedles.
Glee - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Help by Luna-is-Loony reviews
Jeff's broken his leg, and Nick attempts to make him feel better. NC-17
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Jeff, Nick
In Which Blaine Also Loves Scarves by ellemedit reviews
Total crack!fic, smut, masturbation. Kurt/Blaine, Blaine/Kurt's Scarf. I'm so sorry for this, I really am. NC-17. This is a crack!fic, total joke, written for the hilarity and the porn. Don't take it seriously!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Hanover Boy by Jessica Mitch reviews
Daltonverse: What would you do if you're a Dalton fan and you were somehow transported to the Daltonverse and everyone seems to know you? Derek Breaker is having one of those days. A fanfic of a fanfic. Mostly Tweedles/OC with some Jogan, Klaine and Rane.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,033 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Chris Colfer is a Professional by cheesygrinsandpursedlips reviews
Chris Colfer never has crushes on his coworkers because he is a professional. But sometimes Darren makes that standard hard to abide by. Especially when he acts so much like a puppy and makes delicious hot chocolate. Darren/Chris and Kurt/Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Rabbit Suit by theunconventionalbowtie reviews
A Dalton/ Jogan fanfiction: In which Julian and Logan decide to visit the supermarket, and mayhem ensues./ I am 'theunconventionalbowtie' on tumblr
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
The Marauder's Advice To YOUR Problems by PadfootLoverr reviews
The Marauder's give advice to the population of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,290 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 12/14/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Scenes from a Westerville Shopping Mall by CarolineShea reviews
The Hudson-Hummel clan goes to the mall to help Kurt pick out a three-month anniversary gift for Blaine. Mayhem ensues! Shamelessly silly fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
To Be A Warbler by Midnight Moonfly reviews
A collection of one-shots/drabbles about the everyday life of the Warblers. Rated T for cursing and mentions of sex.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,700 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Tell Them by BlueFae reviews
RPF Criker, 36, Curt Mega/Riker Lynch. Curt and Riker have been together for a while now but Riker still hasn't gotten around to telling his family yet. How much longer will Curt put up with this?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Near Death by Make-My-Heart-Burst reviews
Daltonverse. Jogan. "I'm in love with you. I wasn't going to just let some hunky firefighter carry you out of the building."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Complete
Pranks by Midnight Moonfly reviews
Agents Three and Six decide to play pranks at the Dalton dorms one night. Silly and semi-linked to my story To Be a Warbler. Not necessary to read it before reading this one, though! Rated T for cursing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
I'll never say goodbye to you by CassidySmith15 reviews
The argument Blaine and Kurt were meant to have in the 'born this way' episode. Don't worry, theres a happy ending :D - KLAINE 3
Glee - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Let Me Draw You by Make-My-Heart-Burst reviews
Dalton-verse. Rane. Drabble. "This isn't Titanic, Shane. Pretend I didn't say anything."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
Paper by Wunder Boy reviews
"You know, I was dragged to a lot of art exhibits when I was younger." / Dalton-verse. Future Jogan drabble.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Blaine's Hungry by sydrians reviews
In which Blaine fawns over peas and Kurt questions his sanity.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Mirror by Midnight Moonfly reviews
Nick had never counted himself as beautiful. The thought itself just made him laugh. But then he met Jeff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Unexpected by PerkyTxGirl reviews
After BIOTA, Kurt is thinking he will never find romance with Blaine but it comes from an unexpected source when another Warbler asks him out.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,582 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Kurt H., Jeff - Complete
Florida Vacation by Lifesjustducky reviews
Burt and Carole surprise Finn and Kurt with a trip to Florida with their significant others, Rachel and Blaine. When four teens share a hotel room with no adults around, awkwardness, adventures, and comedy ensue! Finchel and Klaine fluff! No four-somes!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,159 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Warblerland Kisses by Lil'RedAndTheSourWolf reviews
This is an Ethan and Evan story, with a bit of Kurt. Rated T for kissing ;
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Complete
Blame It on the Bachelor Party by janeywrite66 reviews
Kurt CoBlaine future fic! Blaine/the boys at the bachelor party before his marriage to Kurt. Written as a looooong one-shot. Enjoy! R&R, please. Rated for...um a little language? Better safe than sorry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Tastes Like Success by paundromat reviews
"I CAN BE OVERZEALOUS IF I WANT TO BE, BLAINE," Kurt shouted, pushing an array of cookie boxes at his boyfriend. "Now shut up and help me stack." Kurt helps Blaine and his little sister sell Girl Scout cookies.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Pure by Shan at Warblerland reviews
Based on CP Coulter's "Dalton" - Pairing: Evan/Ethan. They were one soul sharing two bodies. The Brightman twins can be so involved with themselves, and their desire to be even closer.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Complete
Open the Door by Shan at Warblerland reviews
Based on CP Coulter's Dalton - Pairing: Logan/Tweedles. Logan receives a different kind of comfort from the Twins. They'd known each other too long to stop caring about each other now.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Complete
Together, We Are the Oceans by Aelora reviews
When the Warblers get the opportunity to perform on a cruise ship over the holidays, Kurt can barely believe his luck at spending the time with Blaine. What he doesn't count on is the friendships he makes, and the love he feels for his friend returned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,553 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Stalker by SanityWithoutMind reviews
Kurt finds himself the subject of highly unwanted attention.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
On Days Like These You Make it All the Better by Mika-chan reviews
For all his assertions of being a good listener, Blaine could never quite attune himself to the needs of his body.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Coexistance by Abigail Blake reviews
this is basically a mix between twilight and jennifer's body... Pairings: Baylee/Mikaela so far
Jennifer's Body - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011
You will find somebody by NerdfighteriaIsland reviews
Kurt Hummel and Blaine Stewart are now in a relationship. This should be interesting.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,446 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Chocolate Cake by snorkellingfish reviews
It was time to meet the parents. Blaine was expecting shotguns and death threats. Kurt was expecting a nice slice of chocolate cake. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Don't You Dare, Blaine Andrews by KlainexXxArygon reviews
BLAINE ANDREWS PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW! Klaine ONESHOT! Blaine thinks that Kurt should take a swim with him, but Kurt doesn't really agree...
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kurt? Can I Stay With You Tonight? by KlainexXxArygon reviews
Blaine's family is far from perfect. It's Christmas Eve and he's finally had enough of them. So who could he possibly turn to?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Day Dwight Snapped by LoveLife1 reviews
Dwight had, had enough of the twins. Dalton by CP Coulter Fan Story. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi? by Sarahrose660 reviews
When Blaine asked Kurt to help him study for a French test, he didn't expect to get quite so distracted...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dreams Come True by ThatBitchIrene reviews
After 5 months together, Blaine surprises Kurt with a trip to Disney World. Lots of fluffy fluffiness ensues! Rating has been changed to M. I apologize if that now leaves some of my readers out of the loop but to be fair, I did warn that it would happen.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,303 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Suspenders by Phantom of a Rose reviews
There are two things that turn Kurt on, one of them being suspenders. How lucky that his boyfriend just so happens to wear them on day... Klaine First smut fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It's a Matter of Trust by Caseyrocksmore reviews
Kurt doesn't like being tickled. When their dorm overhears them yelling, people jump to conclusions and it becomes a huge misunderstanding. Est. Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Five Times Blaine Wanted to Kiss Kurt by Cap'NCupcake reviews
And the One Time He Got Enough Balls to Actually Do It.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,979 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Brothers, Break Ups, and Betrayals by particularly good finder reviews
In which New Directions throws a party, Kurt has a stupid idea, Jesse causes trouble, Finn gets super mad, Blaine's mom comes home, and David hatches a plan. The wild, dramatic, humorous beginning to a festive winter break.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Relatives, Reunions, and Rachel Stalking by particularly good finder reviews
In which a certain traitor makes a return, Blaine has parent issues, Kurt gets some action, and the boys play Call of Duty...again.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You Are All Idiots by blowtorchacurlyfry reviews
Blaine sighed. "What an interesting weekend! I have to say, it definitely takes it's place on our List of Interesting Weekends. Blaine Falls Out of Tree fits right in between the Pumpkin Catapult and David Knocks Himself Unconscious With Croquet Mallet."
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
But You're Not Fooling Me by bdrake07 reviews
"If someone says 'split up and look for clues', I am going to kill them," Kurt said darkly. "And we can't afford to have another ghost on our hands," Wes said, in complete seriousness. Kurt/Blaine, Rated T for Language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Spying by NotSorry reviews
Blaine hadn't meant to spy on New Directions, he really hadn't. A cute Klaine fluff piece... Written after 'NBK'
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sleepovers, Sex, and Stolen Kisses by particularly good finder reviews
In which the boys plays Call of Duty, the girls talk too much, Wes gets more than he bargained for, and Blaine has a pretty terrible night.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
with nothing on my tongue but hallelujah by particularly good finder reviews
They came in the night and took him away.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Friends, Family, and Food, Glorious Food by particularly good finder reviews
In which Wes and David mooch, Blaine tags along, Finn makes new friends, Grandma Hummel preaches, and Kurt just wants some pie; this is a Hummel-Hudson Thanksgiving to remember.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Beginnings by ZhuZhuStar reviews
Is it possible for a second chance at love? Atticus is going to find out. Atticus OC
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010
The Untitled Glee Orgy Slashfic by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Kurt/Finn/Puck/Sam/Jesse/Artie/Mike/Blaine. I don't think I need to say any more than that. Rated M for a VERY good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Complex Touch by Keeperofthemoon0 reviews
For the sake of the Order, Ginny Weasley takes a mission to go back in time to find a Horcrux for Harry. She just never expected to fall in love with a future convicted escaped murderer. And that's just the beginning of the difficult times ahead for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 134,492 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sirius B., Ginny W. - Complete
Nocturne and Prelude by The Deathly Princess reviews
Oneshot fluff An evening with Alice and Jasper. Rated M. Some suggestive imagery.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The ties that bind by crazednthu reviews
Hermione is alone, hated, and deserves it. What she did was unforgivable, but does she deserve to start her 7th year alienated and pregnant? Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 129,839 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Emmett and Tampons ! by Katxo reviews
Title pretty much says it all It's Bella's time of the month and she is staying with the Cullen's. Emmett is sent to the drug store to pick up some stuff... See what kind of trouble he gets himself into with tampons ... and pads! REVIEW! xxONESHOT!xx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
The Truth Hurts by Dandelion Dreamer reviews
Anna is greatly annoyed at the four guys who make her life miserable on a daily basis: The Marauders. But, she soon finds that one Marauder has her head over heels in love. What will happen when she finds he feels the same way?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,088 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Remus L., OC - Complete
You Can't Make an Omelet by mnemosyne23 reviews
Fleur's having a tough time making Bill a surprise breakfast and he comes to her rescue. But there's more to all this than just learning how to cook. Bill & Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
The Marauders Meet Their Match by MimiRose113 reviews
The Marauders babysit the twoyearold Weasley twins
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/29/2004 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Stuck in Idiotville by Lady Stone reviews
It was just a harmless prank! Until they got locked in a dark room with Snape! My, what shall The Marauders do? ::COMPLETE::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,237 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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The End of an Era reviews
Daltonverse. Julian and Logan to the midnight premier of HPDHP2. R&R :D CHARACTERS BELONG TO CP COULTER. JULIAN/LOGAN JOGAN
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Screams and Bug Phobias reviews
Kurt has a fear of the buzzing, stinging bugs we all know as wasps. Blaine has a fear of creepy, crawly spiders. Very short, drabble-ish. Rated for a couple swear words. Chapter 2 up now.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Babysitting reviews
Creative title, I know. Blaine and Kurt babysit Blaine's younger sister, Brielle. R&R. :
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Double Trouble reviews
Daltonverse. Ethan and Evan throw a party, and some Dobry Hall girls show up. Fluffy. CHARACTERS FROM CP COULTER'S DALTON. Dalton'verse. Tweedles/Twin OCs.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Baking, Boating, and Bad Colds reviews
Series of one-shots centered around Klaine. I wrote this alongside my friend Great Pretending. Please R&R! :D
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Klaine iPod Shuffle Drabbles reviews
10 Klaine drabbles...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Alone reviews
Finn gets embarrassed, Kurt and Blaine get hot, and Burt gets angry... better than it sounds I just suck at summaries. Please R&R! :D BTW, established relationship
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Her Dearest Wish reviews
Hermione is depressed about not being able to get pregnant. Ron tries to cheer her up, but it doesn't seem to be working. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE R&R! Better than it sounds, I just suck at summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
You Can't Insult Alice reviews
When Alice comes home to find an unhappy Jasper, she has to find out why he is sad. Being Alice, she will keep asking until he finally breaks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete