Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.
First name: I no longer have my first name here cuz someone from my school who I sorta associate with found me on here just with my first name and I got scared that some creepy stalker person will find my whole name out. My name is not that common and stuff so my first name is now Rico Suave! That way no creepy stalker person will follow me home and kill me in bloody murder :D
Favorite Color: bright or dark blood red and neon colors
Favorite Animal: Otter
My Drawings: DeviantArt
Origins: From Mexico!!!
Lives: USA right now
Hobbies: Watching anime, reading anything from serious novels to humorous manga, drawing (mostly anime), writing stories
Anime/Manga I like:
-Yu Yu Hakusho
-The World God Only Knows
-Ouran Highschool Host Club
-Dragon Ball Z
-Not the Pokemon now, the one from when I was a kid.
Am I smart, I am in Honors classes and have an open mind, which helps me figure stuff out, but fail when someone asks me a question and I stared confused when I have the answer right in front of me.
Come to the dark side, we have cookies!!!!!
I laugh when I see a map because of Hetalia, it's funny to see how the countries are arranged hehe.
I hate you! Well, not hate you, but I dislike you very much.
If you fall down, I'm gonna laugh and point, but I'll be right there to help you up. Then bring it up later in front of everyone.
Poem I really liked:
My name is Tommy
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Now i roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but i'm not.
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
AOne heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
~Name twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters in any order.
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Canada and Russia fics, yup I've read a couple, they were pretty cute ^^
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Spain is FUCKING BEAUTIFUL! Seriously, how can you not think he is, he's just so adorable!
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Japan got Greece pregnant. Hold on a moment, hahahahahahahahaha! ha! I would think Japan would be the one to get pregnant, but I Greece would make a good mommy ^3^
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Yup, pretty serious ones, and really, really cute ones with Italy-chan *hearts*
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Actually, they do make a pretty adora- *is shot by Germany, then takes body and dumps it in a desert in Mexico*
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
FrancexEngland or FrancexGermany, Fruk all the way! Though, I would find it funny if Germany were to be- *is shot by England and feed to hungry sharks*
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Italy discoverd Spain and England in a relationship. Mmmm, let my fangirl mind ponder this...
Italy skipped down the long, yellow hallway in Spain's house. The house was monstrous, it was hard to find his older brother in there. Plus, there was always somethings shiny that would catch his attention and distract him from his objective. He started to get worried when he couldn't find Spain after several hours. What if Spain died or didn't have any tomatoes? ! What if big scary monsters ate him? ! He had finally come to the last of the rooms in the house. After opening two doors, he had found England. But he was looking for Spain. Wait, what was he doing?
"England, who's the guy with a bag on his head, tied up to the bed? Why are you dressed as a pirate? Is it Halloween? I want to be a pizza for Halloween! Does that mean I missed Halloween? But I didn't get any candy! Can I have some of your candy? Why are you in Spain's house? Are you getting candy too? Is that guy tied up your friend? What's that thing vibrating in your hand? It looks scary! Oh my god! Is that you Spain?"
Hehe, that would be funny. Oh, it's fun to think about how kinky England can get when in a pirate costume and Sp- *is tied to a chair by Romano and forced to listen to Justin Beiber's new album and watch his movie, help!*
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
"Kiku, what does awesome + fucking hot! equal?" "That's not an equa-" "This guy!" "But Gilbert-san, that's not on the test tomorrow." "It should!" Let's figure out some awesome equations about Gilbert, please Japan, this is math!
XD, I don't know...
9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
France and Russia. XD LULWUT! Maybe, but in my mind, I keep thinking that the two would be raping each other XD
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Greece and Canada. "There's Maple Syrup on my Cat" I don't think it sounds as serious as it does wrong XD
11) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Spain and Romano. Antonio has known Lovino since they were young. No matter how many times he's been turned down and no matter how many broken hearts Lovino has given him, he can't stop himself. Maybe, that's why Lovino had a hard time believing Antonio had moved on to someone else. Someone, which Antonio says, makes him happier then the reddest tomato. Fuck, dammit! He was Spain's tomato, and he should know that!
Lol, pretty angsty.
12. Does anyone of your friends read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Italy het? Lol, nooooo. My friends hate gender-bending and straight couples sometimes. Plus, Italy is just too cute with Germany ^^
Germany slash! XD, good timing.
13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
Germany, all I can think of is the song Italy wrote for him when they first met XD
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
PrussiaxSpainxJapan. Um, WARNING, it hurts? XDDD LOL I don't know
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
England tells Canada, "Hey want some of my maple tea. It's really something you wanna get down your throat." ;D
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight?
Russia and England:
"England, become one, da?"
"NEVER YOU WANKER!"
"Do it or all the unicorns die!"
"Not the unicorns!"
I got lazy XD
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Italy walks in on Prussia and America having sex? Haha, I would imagine that he would walk in on both of them fighting over who would be seme. They both just have too much ego and pride to be uke.
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
France to de-flower Greece. A kitty, nuff said.
19) Does anyone of your friends read Seven slash?
20) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?
Spain het. Nope, they just adore him in slash too much.
21) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?
Romano, hmm, I believe one them did once.
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
PrussiaxFrancexCanada, I can't write smut, I had to by forced to by my friend who is also Hungary/Russia/Germany, I would have no choice
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Canada, last night, it was really good, and I still need to finish it.
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Japan...has many costume, roleplay, stuff, I dunno...
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Romano would stab Germany. Doesn't matter what state he's in XD
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Spain and Italy, Spain would but Romano would stop the whole relationship before it happened.
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
Greece and Germany are in a happy relationship until Germany suddenly runs off with France. Greece, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Romano and a brief unhappy affair with America, then follows the wise advice of Canada and finds true love with Prussia. Um, "I have Fucked up Relationships"
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Italy and England? XD, funny
Which Hetalia character are you?
The Axis Powers
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[ ]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[x]You're a good artist.
[x]You can be clumsy at times.
[ ]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ]You would surrender in a war situation. (ah, I'm not the type to go to war...)
Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)
[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods.
[ ]You like to walk your dog. (I don't have a doggy, but I want one D:)
[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case. (If I had taken this last year then yes, cause Crawford was sort of a nut)
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed.
[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[x]You work very hard. (at times...I'm still in my honors classes so ha!)
[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[ ]You've had issues with money once or twice .
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[x]You're very mature (yes, but not when I'm around my friends and we talk about some very immature things XD they've corrupted me)
[x]You think everything over before saying it. (if it's something important, I don't want to say the wrong thing, but sometimes I do -_-')
[ ]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[x]You isolated yourself during childhood. (I was really shy until about 4th grade, when I got out of my shell more)
[x]You became very successful in a short amount of time. (I was in speech classes and stuff in my elementry school years, toward 5th grade, I actually started becoming better in school, by the end of middle school, I was a straight-A student. Now I'm in honors classes. I became smart quite fast.)
[ ]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[ ]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[x ]You're good at practical tasks.
[ ] You need time to adjust to new people .
Lol, I am half like Japan XD
The Allied Forces
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[x]You love hamburgers. (I like them, not love)
[ ]You think you're awesome. (I do think I'm not bad to be around, but I'm not really full of myself)
[ ]You love to invent things.
[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[ ]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[ ]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.
[ ]You know aliens exist.
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[x]You wear glasses.
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland) What a long name XD
[x]You like tea.
[ ]You were quite tough as a kid.
[ ]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[ ]Your cooking is awful.
[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens. (I'm undecided about this)
[ ]You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ]You get drunk quite easily.
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[ ]You're good at embroidery. (does cross stitch and crochet count?)
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[ ]You're very affectionate.
[x]You think you have a great fashion sense. (If you mean my man boots, then yes :D)
[x]You like wine. (I prefer it over beer)
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[x]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[x]You're very proud of yourself. (I think I've done some good things in my few short years on this planet)
[x]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet.
Wow, I didn't expect to be that much like France XD
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[ ]You're very tall.
[ ]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[x]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka.
[ ]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[ ]You're very strong.
[ ]You have a big nose .
[ ]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.
China (Wang Yao)
[ ]You're very mature. (not very, but enough)
[ ]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[x]You love pandas.
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[x]You love Hello Kitty.
[x]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.(I don't try to be a role model, but my brother still won't listen to me T_T)
[x]You work hard. (depends on what it is)
[x]You're good at drawing.
[x]You like sweets. (who doesn't?)
Wow, must get my China-likeness from Japan, he lived with China for a while.
And now for some other country people!!
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[ ]You are very well-raised. (uh, well, not really, I had a good childhood, but we all go through hard times)
[x]You're polite. (My mom was strick about this)
[x]You love classical music. (I like listening to it in the car with my stepdad)
[x]You like cake. (You're making me hungary. Lol, wait, I put Hungary, I ment hungry. I've been making that mistake a lot since Hetalia, but I'm gonna keep that there :3)
[x]You have a mole on your face. (kinda, this small beauty mark near my eye)
[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away. (oh, how true it is)
[ ]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[ ]You've composed music before.
[ ]You tend to call people 'morons'.
[x]You wear glasses .
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[ ]You're often ignored by people.
[ ]You look younger than you actually are.
[ ]You love hockey.
[x]You love polar bears.
[ ]You hate fighting. (well, the kind on TV with action scenes and stuff is okay :3)
[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[ ]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[ ]You feel under-appreciated.
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
[ ]You smoke.
[ ]You're very physically strong.
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[x]You like hot weather.
[ ]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ]You look very tough on the outside.
[x]You make a very nice role-model. (well, kinda, but I don't really know)
[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.
Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)
[ ]You have a potty-mouth.
[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[ ]You used to be a very tough kid.
[x]You're very reliable. (If you need it, I'll do anything in my power to help)
[ ]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy. (I'm not much of an enemy, I wouldn't do anything, I'd forget about you. If I do have an enemy, I just wouldn't talk to you, I don't like taking to people who dislike me)
[ ]You're very faithful. (as in my beliefs? I'll just leave that blank)
[ ]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[x]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. (I have many friends like that)
[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[x]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (I'd walk/run calmly there, but if a friend was with me, they'd drag me running like a maniac. I love yoai, but I'm not gonna go really crazy.)
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x]You're very loyal.
[x]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together. (My editor does that a lot, and it hurts my shoulders when I have to carry her things =3=)
[ ]You're very serious.
[x]You have a lot of patience.
[ ]You think too much about philosophical stuff. (not really, only in English class)
[ ]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[ ]You're not very confident.
[ ]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[ ]People tend to walk all over you.
[x]You're a born worrier. (it depends, if I get worried about someone or something, I can become really uneasy)
Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You're quite hyperactive.
[x]You can be quite goofy.
[ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[x]You're very wary of strangers. (if I'm alone and I don't know anyone)
[x]It takes you ages to come out of your shell. (well, when I was a child)
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[ ]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[ ]You get up to lots of crazy antics .
Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
[ ]You're quite mean-spirited.
[ ]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[x]You're very loyal.
[ ]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia. (I'm pretty sure if I mark this my editor will kill me XD)
[ ]You love to fight people.
[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well. (I've had two wives already, not literally though, my friend Chris and Destiny. Yup, I was the husband in both relationships XD)
[ ]You're not always taken seriously.
[ ]You like drinking.
[x]You want to become stronger.
Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
[x]You are clueless about things around you. (I can sometimes stare off and just be oblivious sometimes)
[x]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes. (yes, I have recently been eating raw tomatoes, they're really good :3)
[x]You're very responsible.
[ ]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[x]You love churros. (oh, man, now I want a churo TAT)
[x]You help people in crisis.
[ ]You are quite random.
[x]Somehow, you like bananas. (with milk! Wait! This whole thing kinda sounds wrong, or it could be just my dirty mind)
[ ]You often offer food to people.
[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.
South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
[ ]You tend to overreact a lot.
[ ]You like to order people around.
[ ]You're a scaredy-cat.
[ ]You curse a lot.
[ ]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[ ]You tend to blush easily.
[ ]You are lazy like hell. (not too much really)
[x]You love tomatoes a lot. (yes, raw tomatoes are good, and I have them a lot in all the foods I eat)
[ ]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[ ]You get defensive at the slightest comment.