Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Twilight, and Sherlock Holmes.
Hello who ever is visiting my profile,
In my stories im going to apologise in advance for my spelling and grammer. In my stories if I have to write about something American or from somewhere else other than the U.K I'm sorry but I will most probably get things wrong.
I don't own any of the Books/Movies etc that I may write about.
If I don't update I am sorry but I do have other things to do other than update my stories but whenever I have time to update I will.
Favourite books: Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Twilight, Shiver, Morganville Vampires, Eragon amoung others.
Favourite movies: Sherlock Holmes, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Lovely Bones, The Hangover, My Sisters Keeper, Harry Potter, Something Borrowed, The Green Mile, Braveheart, Toy Story, Twilight etc.
Favourite bands: My Chemical Romance, Panic at the Disco, Foo Fighters, Skillet, You me at Six, Shinedown, P!nk, Stereophonics, The Feeling, Muse, The Killers, The Hoosiers, Coldplay, Green Day, All time low, Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, Snow Patrol etc.
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You say Twilight
Friends vs. Best Friends
Friends wont steal your food
Best friends are the reaosn you have no food
Friends will share their umbrella with you
Best friends will run away screaming "run bitch run!"
Friends will bail you out of jail
Best friends are the ones standing next to you screaming and pounding on the bars yelling "let us out of here!"
Friends will comfort you if your crying
Best friends will ask you 'Whose ask am i kicking today
Friends will buy you a pregnancy test and sit quitly at the bathroom door letting you have your moment
Best friends will buy you the test and stand at the door screaming "name it after me! name it after me!"
Friends will cry if your parents make you move
Best friends will kidnap you and take you to Mexico so you will never be seperated
Friends will help you up if you fall down
Best friends laugh because they are the ones that pushed you
Friends will say "You deserve better" when you get dumped
Best friends will call the guy and say "you will die in seven days"
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote, but refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "Did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'New and Improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "Life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??